After marrying Long Jun, he said that I climbed high

Fu Xuan had never been hungry before, so he didn't know that a piece of snow-white hot pie could buy a boy's sincerity, "Well, it's okay, it will be the same next time. At worst, I will secretly stuff some delicious food for you return."

"But mortal things can't be brought back to the underworld. After passing through the Fusang tree hole, you will be checked by ghost slaves." Although Fu Ci is already drooling, he can't make his mother unrighteous because of his gluttony. If they were found out, they would be taken to the knife-saw hell to be knifed.

A good ghost was imprisoned there for three to five days, gouged out its flesh and skin by hot knives and ice blades day and night, even a ghost with profound morals was tortured and lost its temper, not to mention the empress who couldn't lift her hands and shoulders. A gorgeous ghost that can't be carried.

"Idiot Xiao Ci, I'm a lady, who would dare to check me easily, right?"

"That's right!" Fu Ci suddenly realized: "Then I want to eat the plum pancakes, crispy pork belly, and puff pastry that my mother always said."

Fu Xuan smiled and said, "Yes."

The weather has entered late autumn, and Qianlong Mountain is high and densely forested. Barren tombs and ancient mounds are hidden on the slopes of the hills and covered by layers of yellow leaves, making it difficult for passers-by to spot them.

Gold ingots and yellow talismans were sprinkled all over the weedy path, which is a common trick used by corpse hunters to buy wandering souls.People who die in a foreign land, die but not stiff, grievance-ridden and become zombies, the exorcists need to send the corpse back to their hometown for burial, but they often encounter pedestrians and servants when they take the official road, and they are more willing to take a detour through mountain roads if it is not necessary.

When Fu Xuan was in Qianlong Mountain, he would also meet those awe-inspiring righteous men who did not believe in gods and ghosts, and were intoxicated with books. In order to dispel the rumor that Qianlong Mountain has no ghosts, they did not hesitate to try their own methods. Go into the forest, sleep for one night with the sky as your quilt and the ground as your mat.Of course, there are also strong men in the mountains who invite the newly widowed widows at the head of the village to go up the mountain, talking about why I am here, so what are you afraid of.As a result, the burly man was so frightened by Ah Ruo and the others that he rolled and crawled, leaving the little widow far behind, no matter how much they yelled, he would not turn back, and the little widow was so angry that he cried for his father and mother. After running down the mountain, they parted ways with the strong man.

"Rong Jiu, I haven't seen you for a long time, and you've grown a lot." Fu Xuan carried the roast chicken in his hand, and the peach wine came to the big banyan tree, shaking the trunk of the banyan tree violently, as if turning back time and returning to the big banyan tree. It's the same as before.

Rong Jiu's dream was disturbed for no reason, she yawned sleepily, stretched her waist slowly, and woke up following the scent.

"Fu Xuan?!"

He rubbed his eyes in disbelief, "Are you a human or a ghost?"

Didn't Fu Xuan go to reincarnation, but if it is said that he has already been reincarnated, this jump is faster than him, Rong Jiu looked at Fu Xuan's feet on the ground, and already had the answer in his heart.

"I know you have a lot to ask, let's talk while drinking."

Fu Xuan caught Rong Jiu on the flat lawn, and patiently untied the knot of the fine hemp thread. The fragrant chicken smell came out, mixed with the aroma of herbs, making it even more alluring.

After drinking and eating, he and Rong Jiu lay flat on the ground with their round bellies on their backs, looking at the stars in the sky.

"Hi——" Rong Jiu hiccupped. Ever since Fu Xuan left, he thought that he would never be able to eat Jinlingtai's roast chicken in his life. He even dreamed that Fu Xuan brought a whole pack of chicken butts to visit. he.

Unexpectedly, the dream came true. The only fly in the ointment is why the chicken only has a butt, or the butt and the body can be divided into seven or three parts.

"So you have become Pluto's favorite wife now, and you have found your relatives?"

"Probably." Ignoring the point of Cui Yan's motive for marrying him, he is indeed Cui Yan's only pillow person now, aside from the fact that he failed to recognize his relatives, he has found his relatives.

Rong Jiu laughed so hard that she turned to look at Fu Xuan, "Then you're a new husband?"

Fu Xuanpu blinked his eyes twice, stretched out his left hand and patted Rong Jiu's arm, "You swallowed the roast chicken whole and still can't stop your mouth."

"I don't care about you." Rong Jiu straightened her back and sat halfway, "I haven't seen His Highness Pluto in such a long time. Is he really as described in the picture book, with hair like a yellow ox on his crown?" Big horns, three heads and six arms, bloody mouth, and love to eat raw meat and drink deer blood?"

""No, I feel that what Rong Jiu described doesn't match Cui Yan at all.

"He's actually not ugly." Fu Xuan's lips moved, a little embarrassed.

"Really?" Rong Jiu answered while pondering, he had always disapproved of Fu Xuan's way of looking at men.As long as a man with complete facial features is a good-looking man in Fu Xuan's eyes, as long as a young man with complete facial features is handsome in Fu Xuan's eyes, as long as a young man with complete facial features can say a few sour words of love, in Fu Xuan's eyes, Fu Xuan seems to be a talented young man who can be trusted.

A passer-by accidentally kicked Fu Xuan's small grave before, and kindly paved some stones for him, and planted some unknown small wild flowers. Fu Xuan was moved and followed the passer-by for ten miles.

The passer-by walked more and more anxiously, panting more and more, sweating profusely, turned his head, knelt down on the ground and bowed to Fu Xuan three times, grabbing the ground with his head, and his voice reached his flesh.

In fact, the passer-by is a yin and yang eye, helping Fu Xuan's grave is just his fault, he feels sorry, and he is afraid of offending ghosts and bad luck, so he doesn't expect Fu Xuan'en to pursue him with revenge, he really has no strength to run away , had to kowtow to beg for mercy.

Later, Fu Xuan was sad for a long time because of this, and Rong Jiu only thought that his brain was broken when he died.

"Speaking of which, the matter between you two is quite harmonious. After all, Pluto has lived for thousands of years, so he must be better than you, right?" Rong Jiu asked viciously, then chuckled.

Fu Xuan thinks that Rong Jiu's biggest regret in this life is not being a brothel boy. Isn't it easy to attract customers with his thick skin.

If this continues, he will be ashamed of himself.

But if you really want to worry about it, the first time he and Cui Yan met was in the ruined temple outside Jinlingtai City. At that time, Cui Yan didn't have the slightest supernatural power. He was wearing ragged clothes, his face was painted black, and his whole body Brutal appearance.Thinking of committing himself to such a person, Fu Xuan actually backed down, but compared to being able to reincarnate, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet to admit it.

It took a lot of effort to drag the man to the ruined temple, but he didn't expect that the other party was even more reluctant than him, breaking free from Fu Xuan's shackles again and again and trying to run out.

Originally, whether this person would do it or not, whether he could give birth or not, Fu Xuan's obsession was not that heavy, but there was a man who resisted his closeness so much, which aroused his arrogance as the number one young lady in Jinlingtai. He must take down this person today, and he must sleep this person subduedly!

It took him a long time to get the man interested, and it took him a long time to get the man interested, and when it was time to test the final results of his labor, the man became stronger and the job was over in less than half a quarter of an hour.

Fu Xuan was so angry that he pulled the person under him and died.

Therefore, Cui Yan probably wasn't enlightened at the beginning, but later on he became more and more comfortable with various tricks, which only shows that he is very talented and has a relatively high understanding.

"It's no different from ordinary men." Fu Xuan prevaricated, if he dared to spread the news that Cui Yan couldn't do it, then wouldn't he dislike his own ghost life for too long?

"Tch, how capable I am." Rong Jiu lost interest, and touched Fu Xuan's crotch with one hand, causing Fu Xuan to jump up from the lawn in shock.

"Rongrong Jiu, what are you doing!" Fu Xuan blushed, protecting most of his body.

Rong Jiu held a piece of green grass in his mouth, "You are a flirtatious ghost, you have tasted a man, there is no comparison, I just want to help you."

Does Rong Jiu want to help him or harm him? Last time, he just caught Fu Zeye and let Cui Yan catch him for a long time. .

"If you missed me before I got married," Fu Xuanyue said more and more embarrassingly. In fact, he thought of repaying Rong Jiu's kindness with his body when he started being a ghost, but Rong Jiu was not rare at that time.

Rong Jiu lightly knocked on his forehead, and said dully: "Just to tease you, you are the ghost of Hades now, how dare I say anything."

After hearing this, Fu Xuan felt much more relieved, scratched his ears, and murmured: "Well, that's good."

"In this case, he should take off the red agate string around your waist for you, right?" Rong Jiu put his hands on the back of his head, and lay back again, crossing his legs.

Rong Jiu and Fu Xuan have been together for thirty years, and they know that the red rope is Fu Xuan's bondage, not only wrapping around his body, but also binding his sincerity.

Men and women in brothels often have a saying that "entering Taiwan is a red line, and cutting the blue silk from a good man". They all hope that they will have a good home in the future and meet a good man, so they superstitiously believe that the old man will bestow them with a good karma in the future to save themselves. , From now on, I will get out of this sea of ​​suffering, so I will tie a red rope around my waist, and when I jump out of the brothel, those who are happy can cut the red rope with their own hands, symbolizing rebirth and staying together forever.

Several times before in Hades, Fu Xuan intentionally hinted to Cui Yan to take off the red rope around his waist, but Cui Yan told him that the red rope around his waist looks very good, and it is very attractive when it shakes up and down, so he didn't say anything. Ken helped him pick it.

Fu Xuan later felt that it didn't matter. After all, men are gods, and the red rope is just nonsense in the world. If he likes it, let him do it. It's hard for a man to give him a good look. Why bother to fight him over this matter? It's not worth it.

"Forget it, I don't have such a big blessing, I want Pluto to untie the red rope for me." Fu Xuan smiled lightly, stretched his body: "Rong Jiu, I should go, I will see you next time."

"Okay, I'll miss you."

"Come on, you probably miss my chicken." After Fu Xuan finished speaking, he felt a little ambiguous, and said again: "No, you miss the big roast chicken I brought."

Rong Jiu laughed a few times, glanced at the chicken skeletons all over the floor, and said embarrassingly: "Damn, it's the same, it's as good as chicken."