On the Compatibility Between Conjurers and Writers

"Mina-san, good evening, this is Go-chan's blog." Gojo Gojo paused as he wrote this, as if organizing his words, "Today I show you the fuwafuwa super soft omelet rice, in order to meet the taste of Gojo , the white rice is stir-fried and ketchup is added, everyone please look forward to—" and posted a cute emoji.

Then he turned to Xia Youjie and said, "Then let's do it, Jie."

Xia Youjie: "..."

His expression was speechless in capital letters, and his forehead was covered with prominent blue veins. He held a kitchen knife and asked Gojo Satoru, "Is this your blog or mine?"

Gojo Goku pursed his lips and said, "Of course it's ours."

He said eloquently, "Jie, you old-timer, you don't know how to blog at all. I work for those old oranges. There is nothing to write about in life except work every day. But our two-in-one is different. Raising cubs What fun, I just happen to be documenting your life for you."

Xia Youjie: "."

He had given up trying to stop Wujo Wu, but when he was wearing the apron, he still asked Wujo Wu: "Does it make sense to record your life and show it to...?" He even swallowed the word "monkey".

Gojo Satoru said, "What are you talking about? This is a record, a record."

He said, "Is there anything wrong with posting photos of your life to make people envious? You scrolled the mouse while talking," it is said that compared with working mothers, your cooking skills are comparable and full of creativity. This kind of dad must be very proud, but I'm helping you get a sense of pride, Jay. "

Xia Youjie: No, I don't need this kind of pride.

Xia Youjie, who was speechless, let out a long sigh and turned on the fire to cook. Gojo Wu said that he bought a family video camera specially for this purpose to record his cooking steps.

If he is not too busy at work and limited by the times, he will start his career of cutting vlogs.

The difficulty of omelet rice is low, but the finished product is very cute. Their family Nanako and Mimiko also like sweet and sour tomatoes, so when making fried rice, Xia Youjie will add tomato paste to fry together, and there are also diced bamboo shoots , mushroom diced, minced meat and so on.

He watched Gojo Satoru go to open the fridge to get pudding after filming, and couldn't help but say, "If you're too busy, help me chop vegetables together."

Wutiao Wu made a long sound and said, "I don't want it. Aren't chopping vegetables and washing dishes both ugly jobs?"

Ugly Treasure is the curse spirit he inherited from Fu Heisher. At first, he absorbed Ugly Treasure because of its ability to store things. After getting it, he didn't use it much because of the psychological shadow of Fu Heisher.

Recently, because Nanako and Mimiko are young, Xia Youjie activated Ugly Treasure because Nanako and Mimiko occasionally went out with a lot of children's products, and found that this spell is really easy to use and can do all kinds of housework.

Much easier to use than Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru: Meow meow? ?

He took out a box of frozen rice from the freezer and poured it into a non-stick pan. When Xia You was in high school, he liked to buy fried chicken and eat oily food—he consumed a lot, and any amount he ate could be converted into muscle.

But Nanako and Mimiko, he paid attention to the scientific diet structure and nutrition, and didn't even put much oil in it. Gojo Satoru even watched him take notes while reading the recipe, he was really serious.

After filming several clips, Gojo Satoru took the pudding and sat back on the sofa. Looking at Xia Youjie's back, he suddenly thought of something, and asked with a small plastic spoon in his mouth, "Your task load has been greatly reduced recently?"

Xia Youjie paused, then said in a casual tone: "Really, what did they say?"

Gojo Satoru pinched his nose and said imitatively: "I won't go here, I won't go there, just like 99 Youji, if I knew earlier, I wouldn't give him the custody of those two children. The manpower is already small enough, so it's still like this." He let go of the tip of his nose and said, "That's it."

Xia Youjie said, "They are right."

Stir-fry constantly, the frozen rice and the fried beef cubes were evenly mixed, and he poured cooking wine and delicious soy sauce in order, and the tomato sauce was put last, and every grain of rice was evenly coated with red, Sweet and sour, the scent wafted into Gojo Wu's nose, making the latter salivate.

Wujo Wudao: "Yes—but you have more wounds, Jie."

He rarely took on an inquiring tone, "A first-class miscellaneous fish will not leave wounds on your body. For super-class fish, they haven't been reported to the window recently, and I haven't met super-class fish here." He asked, "You found it by yourself. ?"

Although it was a question, his tone was very firm.

Xia Youjie still didn't change his face: "There's no way, you also know that my strength is linked to the curse spirit, the second level is just a miscellaneous fish, the first level is a little better, the special level is the best, and after last year I All the convenient spell spirits have been consumed, so we can only think about a new lineup and subdue the powerful spell spirits."

Wujo Wu asked: "The source? The source of the news, where did you know about the super magic spirit?"

After Xia Youjie finished frying, he sighed and turned off the fire and said, "Oda's place. Yokohama. I don't know what's going on. There are many powerful spells, but the director's department rarely sends people to Yokohama. There seems to be an autonomous organization there. I will listen to it." His suggestion to start cleaning from the most chaotic and legendary areas in Yokohama resulted in many discoveries and also subdued powerful spell spirits."

Hearing this, Gojo Satoru's background finally turned into a blooming flower, and he said, "So that's how it is."

After frying the rice, he began to spread the egg skins. He also washed the pot specially.

In the process of spreading the eggs, I heard the sound of my return from the door. Five cats probed their heads and saw two little ones in uniform.

It is a cute private elementary school uniform.

Gojo Satoru waved to them: "Yeah."

·

For Xia Youjie, he doesn't really want to send Nanako and Mimiko to school. He has recently been wary of ordinary people, thinking that sending them to school is like a tiger's mouth, and they will be bullied.

However, since the director's department put the guardianship rights under his name, they must ensure that the two of them are educated. They gave Xia Youjie the choice to let the two children participate in Yusanjia's family education together.

"This is the orthodox education for magicians." The messenger said.

Xia Youjie had a good impression of Yusanjia. Wutiaowu came from Yusanjia. He was very moved at first, so he asked Wutiaowu what they taught. How did he know that Wutiaowu slapped him with a stinky face, and said that the monastery The family is full of old and young, Naozai, who is about the same age as him, wanted to have wives and concubines in groups since he was a child, saying that women are sows for giving birth.

Xia Youjie had heard about Sparta, so he investigated it himself and found that it was true, so he resolutely gave up Yusanjia education.

There are only two options, send them to school or home education, Nanako and Mimiko are afraid of the outside world, they are very willing to home education, but Xia Youjie has also considered whether they will only deal with magicians in the future .

At present, he has a vague idea that monkeys are inferior to humans, but he also believes that magicians cannot exist independently.

He also had a long phone call with Oda Saku to discuss this matter, wishing to send the two children to Tsumiki and Kei's school. Of course, in the end, he chose a private school in Tokyo because of the location and other issues.

Gojo Satoru also helped, who said the Gojo family is the big landlord in Tokyo.

What's even more frightening is that he told Nanako Mimiko, "If you are bullied at school, beat him back, and tell me when you come back, and I will beat his father for you."

Quite an astonishing, horrific speech.

Xia Youjie: "."

The reason is true, but do you really want to call back?If you hit someone, you will die, right?

In any case, Nanako and Mimiko's campus life is good. Xia Youjie suspects that Gojo Satoru threatened Monkey at school.

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Nanako: ==

Mimiko: ...

Already used to this strange grown-up.

And he also helped them threaten the little fat pier who loves to bully his classmates, although they can handle it themselves.

And he is a close friend of Master Xia You.

Barely regarded as a non-staff member of Xia Youjia.

Gojo Satoru: Extra? ?Am I not part of the family?

Nanako asked, "Is Wujo-san coming to take pictures again?"

Then she sniffed her nose and said coquettishly, "What did you do today, Mrs. Xia You." While talking about Mrs. Xia You, it seemed to be calling Dad.

Gojo Satoru directly protested: "Just call Papa-san, Jie must be very touched." His words were ignored as the background sound.

Xia You smiled and said, "It's omelet rice."

The two little ones cheered, Wutiao Wu felt a little dissatisfied at being ignored, and said with a pout, "I want it too."

Xia Youjie knew that he wanted it too, so he made an extra large plate of omelet rice.

After dinner, Nanako and Mimiko went to the second floor to read, while Gojo Satoru was lying on the sofa like a well-fed cat. At this moment, Xia Youjie received a call from Odasaku.

"Moses Moses." He had a good attitude towards Odasaku, because Odasaku was the one who saved Nanako and Mimiko, and he was also his kind. "This is summer oil."

"Hmm... hamburger meat?" Xia Youjie said, "It's okay... I see, Hui and Tsumiji are going to hold a sports meeting. I understand. Are you coming to Tokyo?"

Oda Saku said: ""Golden Basin Washing Your Hands" will be adapted into a TV series, I will sign the contract."

Xia Youjie immediately said: "So that's the case, are you going to adapt it? Congratulations." Then he said to Oda Zuo, "I still need to ask about the orphanage..."

Gojo Satoru's ears were wide open.

"Okay, no problem." Finally hung up.

Gojo Satoru laughed wildly: "Thanks to my blog, Jie, otherwise how would Oda know that your hamburger meat is delicious?"

He measured the small light bulb on his head, "It must be written on the blog, my friend came from Yokohama to learn how to make hamburger meat with Jie Jiang."

Xia Youjie: "..."

"Can you not be Jiejiang?" He said with a fake smile, "What's the matter with your high school girl-like tone?"

Gojo Satoru responded immediately: "You don't understand, Jie-chan. Only in this way can more people follow the blog. These are all human settings, and I use jk words, isn't it cute?"

Xia Youjie: "..."

but……

Wujo thought, what happened to the orphanage?

……

After visiting Odasaku's apartment in Yokohama, Xiao Zhuang also had good luck at work. The copyright of "Golden Basin Washing His Hands" was sold quickly, and the price was not low.

At present, it seems that it may be next spring. This year's autumn and winter will definitely not be able to catch up. Moreover, the manga has not been updated yet, and it needs to be fermented. Next year's broadcast is just right.

On the phone, Odasaku thanked Xiao Zhuang a lot, and at the same time said: "Next year, we may have to move to a new house."

Xiao Zhuang was shocked: "Do you want to buy a house?"

Qian Zhitian also has it, but he has to consider buying magic tools, and the housing prices in Yokohama have not risen much after the bubble era, so there is no investment value. In addition, he also subconsciously wants to buy a big house for more children to live in. Tell Xiaozhuang: "No, I just want to rent."

After hearing this, Xiao Zhuang was relieved, and he really was Mr. Tonosuke who was careful and careful.

He said: "If it is renting a house in Yokohama, I can help."

He said, "My high school classmate is from Yokohama. After graduating from university, he is engaged in the real estate industry. I will send his business card to the teacher. If you need anything, you can go to him." A house that gives the perfect creative environment.”

Oda Tsukuru wrote down the phone number on his business card and put the matter to the back of his mind. He made up his mind, went up to find Xia Youjie, and when he came back by car in the afternoon, he could come and make dinner for the two little ones.

But when you go to Tokyo to visit friends, you always have to bring a souvenir. You can’t always bring Yokohama’s shumai.

For Xia Youjie...

"Ding dong—— ding dong——" The bell rang outside the door, and Xia Youjie immediately went to open the door, but he was taken aback when he saw Odasaku. There was no other reason, Odasaku's appearance was really cool.

Gojo Wu's disheveled white hair sticks out from behind Xia Youjie, he doesn't live in the dormitory anymore, and there are no close friends in the dormitory, even his favorite game box is moved to Xia You's house.

Seeing the shape of Oda Tsukuru, he said loudly: "What are you dragging?"

Odasaku: "Souvenir." He said with a blank expression, "Quasi-super-level magic spirit, which was hunted down last week."

I also specially borrowed magic tools from the port mafia so that it can be preserved to this day. It is really difficult not to get rid of it and keep it carefully.

Xia Youjie: "."

He held his forehead and said, "Thank you."

How should I put it, it is worthy of the Oda work of the practical school.

too practical