On the Compatibility Between Conjurers and Writers

To express his gratitude, Xia Youjie performed the Lingyu of Swallowing the Curse in Seconds. Xia You was skilled enough to control his expression. Wujo Wu must not be able to see the clues, but in front of him was the micro-expression master Oda Zuo.

To be an assassin, you must know everything, otherwise how can you seize the opportunity for assassination?

So, when Xia Youjie was forced to relive the taste of vomit, Oda Zuo's sugar water had already been delivered.

Xia Youjie came back to his senses and said with a smile, "This is it?"

Gojo Satoru kept poking his head, but he watched Odasaku open the cupboard to melt sugar water.

Oda said: "Sweet water, rinse the taste in your mouth." He said, "Curse spirit is hard to eat, right?"

Gojo Satoru: Hmm? !

Xia Youjie had a programmed smile on his face: "No, it's okay, it's not smelly."

He only thought it was Odasaku's guess, but the frank Odasaku said, "But your expression is very painful, Xiayou has a strong endurance, it should be very unpalatable."

He wanted to say that he had noticed that Xia Youjie's sense of taste had deteriorated, and that it would be even more unpalatable if he could stimulate the dull taste.

But Odasaku thought again, Xia Youjie didn't want others to know that he had a problem with his sense of taste, so he swallowed his words.

Gojo Satoru asked, "Is the curse spirit hard to eat?"

He still wears small round sunglasses, which hang on the bridge of his nose, and occasionally he can see his fluttering white eyelashes and six radiant eyes.

He is a curious baby. He asked Xia Youjie about the taste of the curse spirit jade back then. The latter said lightly that it was just like that. Gojo Wu said he wanted to taste it. no more.

Xia Youjie replied, "A little bit." He stopped talking again.

Xia Youjie, the ingredients for hamburger meat, is ready. Instead of going to the supermarket to buy instant pies, he cooks from the filling. He was about to put on an apron when he heard Gotiao Wutiao: "Stop, stop!" Then he took the tripod Tinker with your own home video camera.

Xia Youjie:?

Oda made it clear: "Are you going to make a video?"

Gojo Goto made a v and said, "That's right."

Then he blinked and said wink, "Wu Jiang is going to open a channel on youtube. The attention on the blog is getting higher and higher. Many loyal readers want to watch Jie Jun's cooking video. I watch it online. Other people's video cutting technology is quite simple, I'm going to try it."

He thinks it's normal to cut videos simply, and Six Eyes is really suitable for learning, but Xia Youjie and Oda Zuo have other questions.

Odasaku: "But the popular blogger Go-chan is a girl, right?"

Xia Youjie: "With so many tasks, do you have time to run the channel?"

The two greeted each other and looked at each other. Xia Youjie was a little embarrassed, and the dimension of this question was too different.

Wujo Satoru didn't think there was anything wrong. He said plausibly: "No one said that Wu-chan is a cute jk, they just guessed it themselves, but this character design is really super popular, so I decided to use electronically synthesized voices for the dubbing, so that It won't reveal that Wu-chan is a dk."

Then he said to Xia Youjie: "Time is like water in a sponge, it will come out when you squeeze it, and they use me as a tool to exorcise the curse spirit, those old oranges really dare to think." He is not either. What kind of person can leave at the first call?

Gojo Satoru at this stage hasn't figured out what he wants to do, he just goes with the flow.He thinks that the ordinary campus life is good, and he wants to do DK for a few more years.

He waved his hands and urged: "Okay, okay, I'm ok here, you two should start soon." He cleared his throat and said, "Moses, Moses, can you hear me, Minasan?"

"Thank you Mina-san for subscribing. Youtube, which you have been urging for a long time, has finally opened. I originally wanted to shoot Jiejun's single-person bento tutorial, but today we unexpectedly welcomed our mutual friend Oda-kun—"

After finishing speaking, he applauded and winked at Oda, who formally bowed to the little red dot next to the camera and said, "It's our first meeting, I'm Oda."

Xia Youjie smiled bitterly helplessly, as if saying: You play around with him too, Oda.

Gojo Satoru waved his hands desperately again: "You also say hello, Jie, Oda is just a guest, and you are the main character."

Xia Youjie could only pretend to lower his head and said, "Understood, it's the first time we meet, I'm Jie."

Gojo Satoru muttered: "It's been a long time since we met." The female high school students' sense of substitution can be said to be very strong.

Then he zoomed in on the camera: "Today, Jie is going to teach you how to make super delicious juicy hamburger meat. Because Jie Jun is a perfectionist, it is naturally impossible to buy ready-made hamburgers, and he has to make them from scratch."

"Then today's ingredients are..."

Xia Youjie:!

The smile on the corner of his mouth remained unchanged, but his muscles tensed. Gojo Satoru reminded him to speak, so he stabbed him in the back.

"Beef mince, onion, butter, seasonings include salt, pepper, cooking wine, etc."

While talking, he showed to the camera, very skillful.

Gojo Satoru nodded in satisfaction, motioned for Xia Youjie to continue, and the latter was purely teaching Oda Saku, ignoring Gojo Satoru's camera: "First, you need to dice the onion."

This reflects the inconvenience of shooting vlogs. Usually, Ugly Poche can be done by hand, but now he has to do it by himself. Fortunately, Oda Saku said, "Let me do it."

Xia Youjie didn't refuse either. He knew from practicing with Zuo Oda that he was a master of cold weapons and could do everything.

"Wow." Gojo Gojo was amazed by the finished product cut out by Odasaku. If you use a ruler to measure it, you will find that the onion grains are exactly the same size. Gojo Gojo dubbed, "It's simply a work of art."

Xia Youjie also boasted a few words, the minced meat was bought in the supermarket, he bought minced beef, and introduced to Oda: "Beef and onions will be very juicy when fried. If you like cheese, you can also put them in the center. Wrap a piece, and the cheese will flow when it is fried."

This was unexpected by Odasaku. Thinking about it carefully, he seldom uses high-end products such as cheese when cooking, and his cooking is very simple on weekdays.

Gojo Wu was already drooling, and said to Xia Youjie, "Be sure to put cheese."

In fact, cheese is not very sweet, but how can a dim sum lover like him not be attracted by products with strong milk flavor?

Xia Youjie smiled, it was his usual smile, but if it was interpreted on the Internet, it would surely be read with countless connotations, right?

The teaching went smoothly. Oda Zuo is not a killer in the kitchen, he is just not refined enough. With Xia Youjie's hands-on teaching, he quickly made a perfect beef patty. In addition, Xia Youjie also gave him a sports meeting. , Even the clothes must be very careful.

Gojo Satoru complained beside him, "Jie is being treated as a young father. Sure enough, you are too old, Jie."

Because I went to a private school, the family background of my classmates is very good. On weekdays, Nanako and Mimiko are very delicate in food, clothing, housing and transportation. In addition, they are cute, even students from other places are willing to finish with them. Afterwards, the popularity reached a new high. The students all said to the two sisters in private: "Your father is so handsome." "Is he a model? Or an artist?"

Now sister Xia You has a mysterious background in school.

Oda Saku nodded frequently: "So that's the case, do you have to care about all these, I understand."

……

After sending Odasaku away, Gojo Satoru was working on new works. During this period, Xia Youjie was called to exorcise the curse spirits around Tokyo. You Jie went, and the latter did it by the way.

Mantra inventory 1.

Gojo Satoru clicked on the blog.

Wu Jiang's blog became popular after the main update of life and bento. In 08, he had nearly 5 fans. In fact, not long ago, he only had a few live fans. What he usually posted was that he bought dim sum and new game consoles. .

The content is relatively simple, and it is difficult to guess the gender of the blogger. As a man, he likes desserts too much. For women, he likes game consoles. Are you from Osaka?

Tokyo girls like to show their feminine side.

However, after the main lunch, the male fans who followed him casually became excited. It turns out that Wu Jiang likes "JUMP" the most because his brother also likes to watch it, which is so exciting jk!

And the cooking is so exquisite, the people must be very cute.

With this idea in mind, she attracted a large number of fans, some schoolgirls who love to make bento, and even housewives began to pay attention to her. So far, the number of Wu-chan fans has finally broken through 1.

However, after posting a background picture of Zhang Xia Youjie, and a profile picture of him rolling up his sleeves to reveal his muscular arms and holding a kitchen knife, his popularity finally exploded.

Of course the male fans were not happy about it, they clamored that it was too disappointing, this is Pirate Picture, Pirate Picture Wujiang actually has a boyfriend, the character set collapsed.

If it's a female fan, it's ecstatic.

Xia Youjie is super handsome, with a masculine figure. He is the heroic man they like. The most commendable thing is that he actually makes super cute lunches for his girlfriend every day. Isn't this the boyfriend of dreams?

Moreover, the layout of their house is large and well-decorated. University graduates are all living in single-person apartments these days. One window of their house can even see the sea in the port area, which is absolutely rich.

God, it's too romantic drama!

Therefore, Wujo Wuzi's fire is not accidental, but a collection of all the elements of fire.

Everyone paid attention to it, and bit the pokey and said to Gojo Wujo: "It's easy for you to collapse if you are exposed like this." Who knows Gojo Goku is plausible, "I never said that I am a woman."

Home into the glass: It's really a typical fraud.

She conveniently sent the webpage to the nunnery girl, who was upset at first, because her femininity was too low, and she was the type to binge drink beer and eat takeaway on weekends. Isn't this a blow to people?Because it was sent by the family, he patiently read on, and finally turned to Xia Youjie.

An Geji was shocked, can this scumbag know how to cook?Damn, Wei Wei feels like he has lost.

She also specially called Jiashenjiazi, who noticed that she hadn't paid attention to Huadian and said, "Look who runs the blog."

An Geji subconsciously said: "He can find a girlfriend? Damn, he must have been deceived by his face, or his gentlemanly attitude of the central air conditioner? That guy only smiles falsely at people who are not familiar with him."

However, after watching, An Geji realized that something was wrong, and the family who had already guessed that there was this crop took the receiver far away, and suddenly heard an explosion of shouts.

"Hey--"

The sound is super loud.

Only then did Jia Ruozi pull the phone closer, and heard An Geji stumbling and saying: "No, no, no, isn't this Wu Jiang?"

"Is there a second person named Wu beside us?" she asked.

Um Diva: "..."

"Oh my god, my god, I can't believe it, have these two scumbags finally come together? No, they are trying to deceive others. Damn it, where are the female high school students who are not afraid of being exposed? And they She doesn’t live in school anymore, could it be... cohabitation?!” An Geji’s eyes were turning into circles, she really couldn’t understand.

Jia Ruozi added: "No, they didn't lie. You see, Wutiao never said that he was a woman. He usually sends messages in the same way." He said concisely, "He just has the heart of a female high school student."

Um Diva: "Umm—"

"From this week onwards, they will be making YouTube. Go check it out if you have time." Jiarui Zizi forwarded the channel to An Ge Ji.

An Geji said verbally: "Who wants to watch their youtube." When the channel was launched, she still opened it honestly, just in time for Gojo Satoru's first video to go live.

She thought angrily: I'll just see what tricks they can come up with.

Damn, that bento is so pretty!

……

[Isn't it alright?Wu Zijiang? 】

[Didn't it say that the broadcast will start on time at 7 o'clock tonight? 】

[It's still 1 minute away. 】

Gojo Wu's blog is already overcrowded. They often open the youtube channel window and check in under Gojo Wu's blog. Currently, the majority of Gojo Wu's fans are women, and they all come for the peerless good man Jiejun. In the online world, everyone will become more courageous and dare to say anything, for example, if you want to see Jiejun's muscles prprpr, he must have six pack abs, Wuzijiang, and so on.

Of course, there are also people who are eccentric and have been using boyfriend blogs to pay attention. They are not afraid of being snatched away. How can there be such a man? It is definitely a hype.

Those who speak for Wu-chan said that Jie Jun is so handsome, Wu-chan must be very cute.

At seven o'clock, the scheduled video will be uploaded on time, and some netizens who will be chasing blogs as serials will click on it for a second.

At the beginning, there is a lovely imported music, the screen is black, and soon a small round font pops up, Jie Jun's cheeseburger meat teaching.

Started to leave messages.

【Ah, it's the one I posted before. 】

[Isn't it a new dish? 】

[It's okay, as long as there is Jie Jun, I can post anything. 】

Immediately came the synthesized girlish voice. Some people thought it was Wutiaowu's original voice, and lamented that it was so cute, but it sounded wrong.

Soon someone discovered that Xia Youjie was not the only one standing in front of the cooking counter, and began to comment on Oda Zuku's back.

【Why?Any new guests? 】

[I can do this background, he is a healthy man like Jie Jun! 】

【Ass is so warped】

[A handsome guy's friend must be a handsome guy. 】

After the two turned around, the comments were refreshed very quickly.

【Ah, Jiejun is still so handsome after a long time no see. 】

[The dynamic Jiejun is even more delicious. 】

There were also those who stared at Odasaku.

【Well, he's a pretty handsome guy, but his looks aren't as powerful as Jiejun's? 】

[Because Jie Jun has fox eyes and strange bangs. 】

[It's a very comfortable look, you can't go wrong at all, by the way, the salt type. 】

[Yabai is my favorite type. To be honest, I prefer Oda-kun's appearance compared to Jie Jun's type with too much impact. 】

[I understand, I understand, Jie Jun's appearance is simply uncontrollable. If it is not a big beauty, he can't keep pace with him. It feels like he must be a tall beauty. If Oda-kun is cute, who will he stand with? They all fit together. 】

Gotiao Wu was very moved after seeing all kinds of messages, and he even called Xia Youjie specifically: "Did you watch our Youyoube, Jie."

Xia Youjie only heard the rumbling wind, and the latter said: "I'm still exorcising the curse spirit, of course I can't watch it, I'll talk about it when I get back."

People are still very flexible, otherwise it would be impossible to answer the phone while exorcising the curse.

Wujo Wutiao made a cut, but knew that Xia Youjie was telling the truth, so he could only harass someone else, and then spoke to Oda: "Oda is very well received, everyone says you are a salt man."

He began to think about it again, "If I play on the stage, it will surely arouse the highest voice, after all, I am much more handsome than you and Jie."

Odasaku didn't complain at all, he is preparing side dishes for tomorrow's sports meeting, some can be made tomorrow morning, but most of the ingredients need to be marinated tonight.

"Yes, Wu-jun is indeed handsome." He said, "But if you appear on the stage, the suspense will disappear, and if you use the tone of a female high school student, you will be attacked."

Gojo Satoru dismissively said, "Who would worry about that?"

But now he obsessively observes Xia Youjie's image of a good family man, "You're right, it's better to lengthen the suspense."

After hanging up the phone, Odasaku asked Kei, "What snacks do you want for tomorrow?"

Megumi and Tsumiji are sitting in front of the computer together. They are not Internet addicted children, they are just following Gojo Satoru's youtube. Fukurotsu Miki has been watching Gojo Satoru's blog.

Tsumiki and Fuguro Megumi were no different for dim sum, but they knew what was in the house, so they both said, "Pudding." Odasaku nodded.

Tsumiki pointed to the screen and said, "If you have this, you can learn how to make bento, right?"

Oda said: "That's right, is Tsumiki interested?"

Tsumiji said: "A little bit."

Their school has a home economics class, and currently they do simple baking. If the students are too young, of course they can’t get close to the oil pan. The teacher sends the cake embryos one by one into the oven. In addition, most families in Japan bring ovens when they buy houses. Meiji once used the electric oven bought by her mother to make small biscuits, and they tasted very good.

In addition, she also felt that Odasaku worked too hard and wanted to make some contributions to the family, but Odasaku saw through this and said: "If it's a hobby, it's fine, but if it's about getting up at 06:30 in the morning to prepare breakfast, it's fine. Get more sleep." Then tell them, "I'm going to see a new house this weekend, let's go together."

Before Fuhei Lunzi left, the extra rent that Tsumiji and the others paid was about to expire. The two planned to renew the rent, but they insisted on changing the house and said that they wanted to give them their own rooms, the only adult. In this way, the children naturally couldn't argue. They also remembered that Oda Saku wanted to live in a house with a view of the sea to write novels, and felt that the other party didn't have to accompany them to endure hardships.

Tsumiki and Hui Qi nodded.

After that, wash up, turn off the lights, go to bed, and tomorrow is another day.

……

In 2018, Tokyo.

As Xia Youjie continues to become popular, his fans are getting more and more, and those who are fans of Pan Xingjiao's divination power and his performance in variety shows are not pious believers. They are eager to know more about Xia Youjie, but It is not simply regarded as a high-ranking god.

So began to dig into his past.

The result is that the youtube channel from 10 years ago was pulled out.

At first, a blogger who has become a housewife said: "Xia Yousang opened a YouTube channel ten years ago, and my early vlog enlightenment came from him."

For the online world, ten years is really a long time. Some people can still think of Xia Youjie's vlog now because he was very popular for a while back then, and he is also very popular now.

The current fans followed the website and found that Xia Youjie was indeed very, very popular back then, and it is hard to imagine that he turned out to be popular for making bento and shooting life vlogs.

and……

"Obviously ten years have passed, but her appearance hasn't changed at all!"

"It's young and old hahhh"

"Wait, did the Pope have a girlfriend at that time?"

"I didn't wear cassock either."

Started to compare Nanako and Mimiko again.

"Ah, back then, Nanako and Mimiko-chan appeared on the scene. If you compare their ages, is it unmarried and early childbearing?"

"No, no, it's too early. Although the Pope is old, he is only 28 years old now."

But when it comes to why not update the vlog, all the fans back then were silent.

"Something happened."

……

Ten years later, the heat wave will not affect ten years ago. The next day, Odasaku went to participate in the elementary school sports meeting. Even in ordinary community elementary schools, parents try to dress neatly. Many mothers wear suits, and fathers bring family cameras. .

Odasaku remembered Xia Youjie's words, and he also brought a camera and a camera. He also wanted to leave some memories for Tsumiji and Huita.

On the other hand, he wore a suit of good texture. The strange thing was that Odasaku looked young, but he matched it very well. After wearing it, he didn't feel like a child stealing an adult's clothes.

He was with Tsumeiji and Hui, just like an ordinary family of three, neither rich nor poor, which aroused the curiosity of the surrounding parents.

Tsumiki and Kei both put on school sportswear, short-sleeved tops, red and blue sweatpants, and ribbons on their heads. When they saw Odasaku from a distance, they waved and greeted Odasaku, and Odasaku waved back. past.

They all signed up for high jump, sprint and other events. Since they ran with Oda in the morning every day, and both of them had good motor skills, they both left the second place far away. hug.

Seeing this, Oda Saku couldn't help but smile, and then clicked the shutter to freeze this moment forever.

Because of the performance of the two, some parents also rushed up to chat with Oda, saying that their grades were very good, and asked how Oda taught their children, and asked him if he had any plans to let their children take private exams.

Oda Saku said that if they wanted to take the exam, he would definitely not stop it. As for education, it was the result of their own efforts, and he did nothing.

Megumi and Tsumiki's eyes brightened after eating the cheeseburger at noon, and Oda Saku decided to learn Xia Youjie's menu occasionally.

The sports meeting ended without any surprise.

……

On the weekend, Odasaku contacted Xiao Zhuangsu's classmate to go to see the house, and the other party was very responsible based on Xiao Zhuang's relationship.

Odasaku asked Megumi and Tsumiki what kind of house they wanted, and they said in unison: "A house that can see the sea."

On this basis, there are also prices, sizes, etc. Oda wants to set up a swing for Tsumiji and the others, and occasionally do BBQ in the garden.In the end, a total of three properties were selected.

Mr. Miyagi was wearing a suit and had a kind smile on his face: "The first one is a house in Kanagawa District. It is 8 years old and has 120 square meters. It is two floors high and has its own garage."

It is a building owned by an established developer. It is very quiet, and the surrounding greenery is also well done. Generally speaking, it is very suitable for living.

The study is on the second floor, just as Odasaku thought, facing the sea, and there is a commercial street nearby, so it must be closer to Kohoku than before. Because Odasaku lives in the suburbs, it takes a long time to commute every day.

As for the other two rooms, they are an apartment and a building in Kohoku District. Odasaku himself is in the port mafia, and he is very aware of the law and order nearby, so he lost his pass.

For them, the appearance rate of spell spirits in the street is also a good criterion for judging. The fewer the spell spirits, the better the law and order in the neighborhood and the higher people's happiness.

Tsumiji and Hui also liked this place very much, they ran up and down, watching constantly.

The interior design of the house is very refreshing. There are only three colors of white, rice, and logs. The lamps are simple board-shaped, one piece, which can illuminate the house brightly after being turned on at night. In addition, the open kitchen has an oven, dishwasher, etc. , which is quite well designed.

Such a house is not suitable for an empty house. They also need to buy sofas, beds and other household appliances. Megumi and Tsumiki said that they only need to have bedding, but Oda Saku is very firm.

"Here, the house is rented every three years, which is different from the previous monthly rented apartment." He said, "If there is no accident, this is our future home. If we want to move in the future, the furniture will also be taken away. Sooner or later To buy."

"In the future, when Xiayou is busy with work, Nanako and Mimiko will also come to our house to play. If there is no furnished guest room, they will have no place to stay."

As a result, the two sisters of the Fuhei family were completely convinced.

Because of the move, the former part-time job at Morikawa Department Store had to be resigned. Obasan and others were very happy for Oda, and even invited him to dinner.

"It should have been resigned a long time ago." Mrs. Nishimura said happily, "If even a hardworking and intelligent guy like Oda can't live a happy life, the others shouldn't be able to."

"You have to work hard in your future life, Oda."

After moving, Oda Saku still did not forget to write a letter to his pen pal in faraway Hokkaido, telling him that he had moved, and also said, "If Dazai-kun comes to Yokohama, please be sure to come to your new home."

The ex-assassin was willing to disclose his address, no doubt he trusted Dazai very much. In his subconscious mind, he had some connection with Dazai. After one came, Oda Saku decided to trust his intuition. He thought there would be some fate in it. .

Maybe he was friends with Dazai in another world?So he chose himself, and he chose him.

Odasaku occasionally thinks, what is it like to be connected across the world?Must be very good friends.

With this in mind, I sent the letter to Hokkaido.

The new year is fast approaching.