Even the murderous little Raven

Xiao Shou sneaked upstairs, and sure enough, the boss had already changed the topic to the distribution of money, so everyone listened attentively.

"Wait a minute and your department managers will send your salary settlement and year-end bonus details to you. If there is no objection, the finance department will transfer the money to your account before work today. As for the manager of the operation department, she is A very responsible person, seeing our poor performance and profitability, she felt deeply indebted, and attributed all the responsibilities to her lack of ability to work, so she was a little confused..."

Nani! ! !take things too hard? ? ?

No, I’m just sometimes bored and fantasizing about it. I don’t really hope that she can’t think about it. Besides, she will always only let the subordinates do odd jobs, always worry that the subordinates will climb on top of her head, and ignore the affairs of the department. , Do not recommend that the subordinates learn from each other and improve each other, and last month I was deducted only a quarter of my commission for unwarranted charges, and she is not at fault!Why did Lord Wuming put her to death?

Besides, the boss hasn't jumped off the building yet, so why did the manager commit suicide?This is too inconsistent with the laws of world development.

Xiao Shou suddenly felt that his conscience was disturbed.

"So she was a little overwhelmed and became a monk."

"..."

Go out, have you become a monk?so miserable! ! !Doesn't that mean that you will be alone for the rest of your life and never get married! ! !How could a normal person have such an idea?Could it be that she was harmed by Gong Er?But she is not as handsome as Gong Er, nor as beautiful as Gong Er, and she is not as queenly as Gong Er. She is so ugly when she is shaved and bald!

"Boss, do you know where our manager became a monk? We want to visit her."

A group of colleagues in the operation department said that if such an ugly manager does not look at it, he will regret it for the rest of his life! ! !

The boss was very sad but also very relieved, "The place where she became a monk was in the nunnery of Nanchan Mountain. In order to commemorate our bankrupt company, she strongly suggested that the abbot give her the name 'Shenlu'. For this reason, she They also specially donated [-] yuan of sesame oil money."

Xiaoshou sneaked to the second floor again, "Honey, I found out that I may not be free tomorrow. Because our manager has become a monk! Hahahaha, she is finally going to become an old aunt that no one wants So some of us in the department decided to go to the nunnery to see her tomorrow. So I can’t move tomorrow.”

"It's okay, let's wait until the day after tomorrow, it's the weekend anyway."

"By the way, Xiao Zhou was very opposed to my moving just now, but it doesn't matter, I will take care of her."

"Why does she object to your moving? What does it matter to her that you move?"

Xiao Shou blinked, and said very innocently: "Because the person who rents with me is Xiao Zhou!"

"You share the rent with a girl!!!"

Xiao Shou shrank his neck, why did he suddenly feel that Xiao Gong had turned black?

"She's rotten."

"It's because it's rotten, so it's even more unacceptable. What if it's taken away! Don't go back tonight, just go home with me, and move immediately the day after tomorrow. Protests are not allowed, do you understand?"

"Yeah, huh." The domineering attack is so loving.

"Also, break up with her immediately! Anyway, your company has closed down, so don't meet again in the future."

"Yeah." Domineering Gong is really domineering, as a high-quality shou, I will definitely meet Xiao Zhou secretly and not let you know!

"Okay, go up and get the money! And don't forget to go to the psychiatric department together after get off work."

"Oh, I know."

So Xiao Shou went back to the company again with a bang.

But financial settlement is a very troublesome thing, and it takes a lot of time to check each department. I have to say that the boss is really a good person. Such a troublesome thing can be done. , Want salary and year-end bonus?There's no door, not even a window, unless you go through a dog's hole to get to Xiaogong's house, because they're already living together.

Oh, what a beautiful word cohabitation is, when I think of it, I feel lazy and want to sleep.

Xiao Shou fell asleep, and he appeared in the portable space that was about to be forgotten by him.Although only two days have passed, but because too many things happened in these two days, it feels so long!

Oh, Master Anonymous, you finally remembered the portable space we agreed upon.

Then God appeared.

"God, long time no see."

"Who are you?"

"You have dementia!"

"Shut up nonsense."

Little Shou was puzzled, "When did you become the Jade Emperor?"

"The widow did not cross."

"Part-time jobs are not acceptable!!!"

"..." God suffered from Alzheimer's disease. I don't know why he is God at one time and Jade Emperor at another, although both of them have "Di" in their names.

"Hey, God, what did you call me here for?"

"A person named Wuming asked me to give you the real space ring. She said that she gave it wrong last time."

"Your sister's, this can be mistaken! This is my benefit as the protagonist, understand? Believe it or not, I am on strike?" Anyway, I am already with my family Xiaogong, and I will live a happy life from now on up.

"I don't understand, I don't believe it." God answered seriously.

"..."

"By the way, why did you give it to me so late? Could it be a mistake again?"

"I was too busy, so I forgot." God said boldly.

God is busy don't you know?The global population is increasing day by day, and there are more and more believers. Do you know that the workload of God is increasing every day?God is busy enough to be dementia!So you laymen don't bother God with things, even if you trouble him, he will still be busy and forget.So it is faster to solve things by yourself, of course, except if you want a portable space.

"You fucking forget about me every day? Alzheimer's patients are not reliable at all!" Xiao Shou took the ring and turned around to leave, not a bird like God.

"Wait, Anonymous said that your personal space was useless from the beginning to the end of this article. She was very worried that she would not be eligible to apply for the Innovation Award, so she decided to let you be reborn!"

"Why? My life is beautiful. I don't need to be reborn to fix loopholes, cover up mistakes, and eliminate crises and disasters."

"Because the theme of the next issue is rebirth, so you can only go to rebirth, and then you will take back your portable space."

Xiao Shou took off the ring and threw it to God, "here, here you are, brand new, unused, I'm giving it to you, you're welcome."

"But tomorrow he will live with Xiao Gong with my family!!! Can you let me live together until I am seventy and eighty and then reborn?"

"It depends on her mood."

"Then where do I want to be reborn? If Anonymous writes about rebirth and time travel, can I apply to wear it? By the way, I also bring my little Gong? Anyway, group time travel is popular recently."

"She said that the idea has not yet been thought out, and everything is possible."

"Your sister's broken Li Ning!" Xiao Shou was very angry, so he decided to seek comfort from his Xiaogong, and he decided to need XXOO's comfort to heal his injured young heart at the moment.

"wait."

"What again?"

God shook his hair, "I cut my hair yesterday, do you think I have become more handsome? Morgan Freeman is still a poor guy compared to me."

"..."

"Plastic surgery can't save you anymore, you'd better go time travel! Remember soul wear, dear!"

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