Even the murderous little Raven

Xiao Shou decisively left God behind. After waking up from the dream, he heard the ringing of the text message on his mobile phone, and took a look at the mobile phone.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...the salary is paid, but, your sister's, why is the gross number wrong?

Xiao Shou took the calculator and pressed it randomly, seeing the shocking numbers on Xiao Fangfang's screen, his heart was instantly chilled.

Relying on relying on relying on relying on, it takes five "reps" to express the anger in Xiao Shou's heart at this moment!

There is only half a month's year-end bonus, and the thirteenth salary is really a lie. This broken company is going to close down!snort!

After the colleagues in the company hurriedly finished cleaning the department, they were all ready to pack up and leave.

Suddenly someone said: "Is it too early to go back now?"

So I don't know who suggested it, "Why don't we go visit the 'Shenlu' teacher right now? Let's have fun in advance!"

Everyone said that the company's bankruptcy is very sad, and the year-end bonus in only half a month is even more sad. We must find a "Shenlu" teacher to soothe everyone's hurt hearts, and add a little fun to the Spring Festival holiday. Shenma's absolute You may have.

For the first time since joining Shenlu Network, the colleagues in the operation department went to Nanchan Mountain in the suburbs for three hours to observe the former manager in such a united and unafraid of hardships.

Xiaoshou silently prayed, Master Wuming, please don’t commit any crimes, please don’t let me have a car accident or be struck by lightning, I don’t want to be reborn yet, no matter what I say, I have to see my former manager, otherwise I will die with regret High-quality Xiaoshou will definitely come to you with deep resentment.

Master Wuming probably heard his prayer, but she didn't say a word anyway, anyway, she let Xiao Shou reach the destination safely in the end.

On the way back, Xiao Shou received a call from Xiao Gong.

"When will you be back? We have an appointment to see a psychiatrist."

"I don't want to go now."

"Don't shy away from medicine."

"But I'm in a bad mood today."

"Didn't you go to see your manager? She has become a monk, and you are still in a bad mood?"

"Yeah. Because I didn't see her bald, I was very sad!"

"Then what did you see?"

"Take it! Send it! Repair it! OK!" Your sister's nun is a nun!A hairy practice with hair!How can you make us feel so embarrassing to those of us who specialize in bald heads?What do you tell us to do with our true love that has nowhere to rest?

As soon as Xiao Shou's words came out, he was horrified to see all the colleagues in the carriage looking at him with resentful eyes, wishing to see him as bald.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

"Hehe, okay, come back, how about we have dinner together tonight?"

"Stay overnight at your house by the way? Uh, that, I mean, that, maybe, if, maybe, should, I have a hunch that I might get drunk tonight, so..." Xiao Shou slapped himself hard , How did you speak your mind?Reserved, understand?Do you understand the literary style?Does Xiaoxin understand?It's really fucking unscientific, people are obviously following the temperament route!

"So you may spend the night at my house tonight." Xiao Gong laughed.

So considerate, so gentle, ummmmmmm, his little Gong is really good!If a reporter from CCTV came to interview him, he would definitely see a smiling face full of happiness, the kind of silly B.

After getting off the bus, the colleagues all went back to their homes to find their mothers, boyfriends to girlfriends, girlfriends to boyfriends, Xiaoshou to Xiaogong, and Xiaogong to Xiaoshou. It was very beautiful and very harmonious.

After making an appointment with his colleagues for the so-called empty promise to have dinner together in the future, Xiao Shou can't wait to get on the Firebolt and fly to Xiao Gong.

However, he still controlled himself very well, so the first thing he did was to go back to the dormitory and find that rare pair of sexy/interesting underwear.

There is a wretched little hole behind the ass!

Good conscience, Mr. Underpants has been in his house for half a year. When he met Xiao Gong on the first day, he went to the sex/interest shop and picked it out for an entire hour with a shy face. We chose Mr. Underpants, and we won’t mention the hardships and sorrows and infinite YY in the middle.

"How's your chrysanthemum?" Seeing Xiaoshou wandering around the room anxiously, the rotten girl couldn't help asking, "First time tonight?"

Xiao Shou grabbed Mr. Underpants with obscene holes, lowered his head, very shy, "My dear, I was already exposed last night."

"Pfft!" the rotten girl Xiao Zhou sprayed, "Can't you pick an elegant word?"

"Been stabbed?"

"Uh, forget it, you better shut up!"

Xiao Shou happily shut up, humming a song and preparing her luggage for tonight.

The lyrics are: My chrysanthemum is inserted well, it is inserted well, it is inserted well, my chrysanthemum is inserted well, it is really easy to insert...

Because the lyrics are too vulgar and too temperamental, it is not recommended for all human beings to sing. ps: Except for non-human species.

When Xiao Shou finally left the dormitory with a series of prohibited items such as the collection of sex/interest panties, vibrating eggs, love/interest handcuffs, love/interest candles, etc., the rotten girl Xiao Zhou deeply felt the mood of marrying her daughter, really excited and melancholy .

Please put yourself in the shoes of the rotten girl Xiao Zhou, the little girl in the next room fantasizes about being attacked by the right man all day long, all kinds of wretchedness/vulgarity, all kinds of pornography/violence, being alone wretchedness/wretchedness It's okay to be pornographic/violent, but you have to drag the rotten girl Xiao Zhou together to be obscene/vulgar/violent.It forced that naive, lovely, innocent and innocent Xiao Zhou to turn into a corrupt girl who is now all kinds of wretched and pornographic, and ran wildly on the road of a senior Tanmei wolf, gone forever.

The rotten girl Xiao Zhou deeply feels that at this important moment related to Xiao Shou's integrity, she has the responsibility to tell Xiao Shou, just like every mother must tell her to put away the red handkerchief before marrying her daughter. Still refuse, play hard to get, don't act so hungry and eager to sell money-losing goods. Hey, you fucking slow down..."

The rotten girl Xiao Zhou recriminated, this kind of brain-dead little shou can get married, why can't I get married?In the future, if you meet my man of destiny, you must slap me in the face. Where the hell have you been dead all these years?

And just when the rotten girl Xiao Zhou was dressing up crazily in the bathroom and decided to seduce a man, Xiao Shou had already arrived at Xiao Gong's house.

When Xiao Gong appeared, his mind suddenly turned into a repeater, and it was the broken one, repeating three words over and over again.

Strawberry, strawberry, strawberry...

"Why didn't you call me earlier when you came? I bought some food, come in!"

"Well, strawberry flavor."

"What did you say? You want strawberries?"

"Yeah." I want strawberry flavored TT, the box last night is still not used up, don't think I don't know!

"I'll buy it for you next time."

"Yeah." No need for next time, just tonight.

The two warmly cook together, eat, wash dishes, watch TV, eat fruit, wash...

stop! ! !

Your sister's Anonymous, what do you mean by cooking, eating, washing dishes, watching TV, and eating fruit together warmly?What about the process, what about the process?If you write more words, you will die, right?Now JJ is popular with three K per chapter, do you understand?You don’t have three K in this chapter, do you understand the number of words?

No, 2K is fine.Master Wuming said stubbornly.

you are out.Xiao Shou was very resentful.

Do you tube.Master Wuming is very arrogant.

My warm, sweet and romantic two-person world is written by you without any sense of beauty, and you are cursed to be a prostitute who will never turn over again.

You are the fucking little shou in my pen, okay?My Wenpujie, what's the end for you?Anonymous roared, why do I want to write about you, a brain-damaged little shou, I really have no temperament at all talking to you!

Anyway, I'm going to be reborn, curse you this little text, let all the readers die, let all the editors die, let yourself die!Then, hit the street!Hahahahahaha...

You fucking have an alien head, I didn't even know it before.Master Wuming said in surprise, it really is a non-human IQ, which is really worrying.

"Xiao Shou, are you alright?" Xiao Gong asked worriedly outside the bathroom. He really didn't know why Xiao Shou was so upset in his house, and why he was laughing wildly in the bathroom all of a sudden?

"I'm fine, I'm practicing my voice."

"Have you ever learned bel canto?" Although I have never heard of any bel canto singer who practiced his voice with wild laughter.

"Is it self-taught?"

"Well, maybe it's okay!" In order not to hurt Xiao Shou, Xiao Gong said sincerely.

And Xiao Shou is actually very busy at the moment, hey, practicing buttocks and so on is really busy, you rotten girls who are lonely and widowed will not understand it!

Strawberry, strawberry, strawberry...

Xiao Shou practiced hip exercises very diligently for half an hour, took a shower and applied essential oils, body lotion, hand cream, lipstick, and eyelash nourishing liquid, and only needed to apply a mask.

"Xiao Shou, are you alright?"

Xiao Gong was waiting outside so anxiously, the whole family just had one toilet, it really wasn't enough!

Xiao Shou shyly opened the door, looked at Xiao Gong shyly, shyly tugged at her hip-length white shirt, shyly showed off her beautiful white legs, and shyly took steps...

Then he was tragic.

He was reborn because he tripped over his right foot unintentionally. Don't tell Mrs. Nameless that this is impossible, because in her writing, everything is possible.

Oh no, my strawberry flavor TT...

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