Even the murderous little Raven

I don't want to wake up, I don't want to wake up, I don't want to wake up...

Woohoo, I fell a piece of shit in front of him, the collector's underwear must have been exposed, don't comfort me, I know.

Woohoo, Mr. Underpants with a wretched hole in his ass!

"Xiao Shou, it's time to get up."

Xiao Shou secretly opened his eyes and saw Xiao Gong smiling and calling him to get up. Although he smiled so softly that he was so handsome that he would blind Xiao Shou's dog's eyes, Xiao Shou turned over and buried his head under the quilt.

Woohoo, the YD hole in the panties...

Master Wuming, can I die first and then come back?Wait, haven't I already died?Isn't it about to be reborn?

Xiao Shou tore off the pillow from his head, grabbed Xiao Gong's head and looked from side to side, tears welled up in his eyes, he didn't know whether it was tears of joy or grief, I was not born again! ! !

"But why do I think you have become handsome?"

Xiao Gong chuckled, "Hey, it's time to get up, you made an appointment this morning to go to the comic exhibition, remember?"

"What?" Xiao Shou was pushed into the bathroom by Xiao Gong in a daze.

"what!!!"

"what happened?"

Xiao Shou pointed to the person in the mirror and asked cautiously: "Here, who is this middle-aged uncle?"

No, don't tell me the answer, too disillusioned!

Xiao Gong looked at him helplessly, "Stop playing, hurry up or you will be late."

"What time is it now?"

"It's eight o'clock."

"No, what I'm asking is how many years is it now?"

"2020."

"..." Xiao Shou closed the door silently, and silently looked at the middle-aged man in the mirror, "Why hasn't the earth been destroyed yet?"

Xiao Shou was extremely sad, his eyes closed and opened, and he was seven years old!

Damn, your sister's cheating father is reborn, is this rebirth?Is it rebirth?Is it rebirth?I've only seen someone who turned from a middle-aged uncle into a beautiful boy after rebirth, but who has seen someone who turned from a beautiful boy into a middle-aged uncle after rebirth?

Why?Why would I be seven years older if I fell?

Curse Mr. Anonymous to wake up to 17 years old, instant menopause!

Xiao Shou turned his grief and indignation into motivation, and after washing, he opened the door and saw Xiao Gong's mature, stable and handsome face.

Why are two people living together, one getting more and more handsome, and the other getting worse?Is it true that my literary and fresh temperament is gone forever?

"what happened?"

"I'm swimming against the current of grief, please don't bother me."

Xiao Gong automatically ignores Xiao Shou's occasional convulsions. After so many years, he's no longer used to it.

"Okay, come out!"

"Oh."

Slap, little fell.

Why is your sister in such a posture again?There is no beauty at all!

"Why did you fall again?" Xiao Gong already believed in his heart that his cerebellum was not well developed.

"Honey, I've lost my memory." Xiao Shou felt that he was a genius, but he knew how to seize opportunities so well!Amnesia and other things have always been the expertise of people who are reborn or time-traveled. It sounds very reliable, right?

Xiao Gong quietly looked at Xiao Shou who was lying on the ground, "But your head didn't get hit at all, how did you lose your memory?"

"I hit my arm, my arm hit the floor." Xiao Shou explained very seriously.

"So? Fighting cattle across the mountain?"

"You are really smart."

Xiao Gong said that there is a little shou who loves convulsions in the family, and the little life is really very happy.

"Hey, stop playing, don't cry with me if you miss the manga show!"

Xiao Shou was very sad, and he didn't believe him.Amnesia is obviously very reliable, but I don't know how to appreciate it at all!

So Xiaoshou jumped and ran into the kitchen contentedly, ouch, bouncing and bouncing for middle-aged uncles takes a lot of energy!

Little Shou is terrified, his grandma, why am I so weak in physical strength?Doesn't such poor physical strength mean that the time to have sex with Xiao Gong is shortened?Wouldn't it be impossible to satisfy Xiao Gong's desire to be drowsy once a night?

As a high-quality little shou, well, even if I become a wretched uncle shou now, this kind of thing is not allowed to happen!It doesn't suit my temperament at all.

Speaking of temperament, Xiaoshou 45° Wang Tianming is sad, my literary style, my little freshness, when did you start to abandon me?As a wretched uncle, Xiao Shou decided that from today onwards he would establish a mature, intellectual, gentle and elegant demeanor of a beautiful uncle, a beautiful uncle!

After setting the goal, Xiao Shou suddenly felt that life was full of meaning again.

The two went out together after breakfast. Xiaoshou got out of the car on the way, and Xiao Gong told him: "You will arrive at the XX Exhibition Center by taking the 10 bus. Don't overdo it."

"understood."

"Dinner tonight?"

"Ah."

Standing at the bus stop, Xiao Shou was immersed in Xiao Gong's tender care and kept reminiscing about it. Even though Xiao Gong had already driven for half an hour, he was still wandering.

After the buses stopped and went in front of him, and he inhaled countless car exhaust fumes with perseverance and determination, he realized that he was the one who wanted to take the bus, not the trees on the roadside to absorb the exhaust fumes.

Species are very important, and there must be a clear division of labor!

Alas, it’s so sad. Seven years ago, the XX Exhibition Center was still a passage in the government’s working documents. I didn’t see it at all, and I really didn’t know it.

I really don’t want to go to places I don’t know, but the comic exhibition seven years later is really attractive, so it’s really hard to say.

At this moment, his savior came, yes, it was Xiao Zhou, our senior danmei wolf and rotten girl.

"Hao Xiaoshou, get the fuck out of here right now, I have to start."

"Little Zhou Zhou?" Xiao Shou suddenly thought of a very profound question, "Have you married yourself?"

The rotten girl Xiao Zhou on the other end of the phone roared: "You're fucking fine, don't have a convulsion, my mother and I have a son!!!"

"My God, you actually had a child out of wedlock? Where did the child's father abduct?"

"Fuck your mother who is out of wedlock, I'm a married person who has received a red book, understand? People like you who will never receive a red book have no right to speak, shut up!"

"I shut up, married woman."

"Go to hell you."

"Already died, and then came back to life."

So, Xiao Shou went to the xx Exhibition Center according to the order of the rotten girl Xiao Zhou.

The rotten girl Xiaozhou hasn't changed much in the past seven years, but she has changed from a pretty young girl to a middle-aged aunt without much beauty, but she has changed from curly hair to instant noodle hair.

"Time is really a butcher's knife!"

"What did you say?" The rotten girl Xiao Zhou asked curiously.

"Nothing. I hate to be honest, but you're really old."

The rotten girl Xiao Zhou covered her with a slap, don't think it's too light.

Although Xiao Shou was slapped in the face, he was still very happy, because seeing the rotten girl Xiao Zhou who was slaughtered so terribly by time made him balance every second.

41 flowers for a man, [-] for a daughter.

Hahahaha, when the rotten girl Xiao Zhou turns into tofu dregs in the future, she will definitely envy my uncle who is as beautiful as a flower.

I am a beautiful uncle flower, beautiful uncle flower, beautiful uncle flower, I am a beautiful uncle flower beautiful beautiful flower. (Sing it!)

Low oil, it turns out that life is about comparison!In the future, when life is not going well, you should look at the photos of the Iraqi people, or Laos, Vietnam, and Cambodia, or the vast number of people in Africa.As for the United Kingdom, the United States, Japan, Germany, France, Italy, and all small European countries, they must be included in the blacklist of class enemies, and they must never look at photos of the people of these countries, and must not know that their material level is much better than ours.

You are deluding yourself.Lord Anonymous is very shameless.

What do you know?Life is already so hard, why make yourself think of others being happy when you are sad, and think of others being happier when you are happy, isn’t it just to make yourself unhappy?Xiao Shou answered very confidently.

Lord Wuming rolled his eyes, I despise you from the bottom of my heart.

Xiao Shou rolled his eyes for a longer time without showing any weakness, and I despise you in spanking.

Master Wumingshi was defeated and fled.Why is my Xiaoshou getting more and more wretched?It seems that in this world, only I can maintain an upright, kind and pure heart, which is really rare and precious.

Xiao Shoucai didn't care about Master Wuming's bitterness towards him. He was very happy to find that after seven years, the characters of the exhibition would be more diverse and there would be more products. What's the matter that he doesn't know many products?

"Little Zhou Zhou, they cosplay well!"

"Nonsense. This is "2023" Mr. Feitian's new work, you must work hard." ps: "2023" is a work imagined by Anonymous, maybe Feitian will write a sequel for "2013" in the future, right?

"With such a powerful cosplay, you can make a lot of money, right?"

"Vulgar! This is true love, do you understand?"

Xiao Shou shook his head honestly, he really likes to work hard, and he doesn't have any money.

"Why is Meng Feng still so handsome?"

"Ask Feitian, or the cosplayer."

"Liu Yan is also great, it's great for Jue Ming to grow up! And his handsome cp uncle exudes the aura of a loyal dog."

"Please, calm down, you are a middle-aged uncle, don't think that you are still a boy with flowers."

Xiaoshou is sad, does he lose the right to cosplay if he becomes an uncle?

"Married women, don't just talk about me, aren't you here too?"

"But I'm not like you, I'll be ashamed."

"Perhaps you won't believe me when I tell you, but there is actually a boy's pure heart hidden under my uncle's appearance."

"Get out." The rotten girl Xiao Zhou replied concisely and forcefully.

Xiao Shou is very sad, as a reborn person, there are always times when people cannot understand, secrets that cannot be revealed, it is really painful.

"Actually, I was born again."

"Go away, go away, the old lady is bothering my mother, don't you see that my mother is watching it vigorously?"

"Little Zhou Zhou, I actually lost my memory. I forgot everything that happened in the past seven years."

The rotten girl Xiao Zhou slapped him aside, "Don't make noise, handsome dad is coming out."

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooery.

People on Earth are so indifferent, people say they want to go back to Mars.

Hey, wait, don't let me go back to Mars, whose family is this handsome dad?I really want to take it home!

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