The daily war as a bug

The human race couldn't help but hang a smile on the corner of his mouth:

"Do you know what the dragonborn is called?"

"Oh fair lady, a hero has no name, he is Dragonborn, Dragonborn, Dovahkiin, great hero of Skyrim."

The woman lowered her eyes and smiled sarcastically.

【Look, Edward, no one remembers your name except me and Patunax. 】

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【Small Theater A】

After Shirou Emiya returned to his own world, one day he asked Edward about his sister, someone showed nostalgia:

"My sister, her name is Thilmedo, she has dark black playful curly hair inherited from our mother, and the most beautiful golden eyes in the world, just like my hair. By the way, there is a tear in the corner of her eye Mole, sexy and beautiful, fascinated many boys."

Emiya Shiro: Wait... black curly hair + golden eyes + moles of tears + captivating the opposite sex... isn't this Dilumu? ? !

【Small Theater B】

One day someone went to do the task of the clock tower again, and Emiya Shirou happened to be free at home. He calculated the date and found that it was almost his wife's birthday, so he decided to give the other party a surprise.

Well, how about decorating the house in Skyrim style?

——By the way, the two of them have already moved out of the Emiya residence. After all, it is shameful for two adults to stay at their parents' house. The house and the new district are very close.

Emiya Shiro did what he said, and he even mobilized other people to help.

So when someone came home, what he saw was the hall of Xueman Hotel that he was familiar with to the bone. Emiya Shirou was wearing a troubadour's robe, holding a luseqin and smiling at him, playing and singing "The Return of the Dragonborn" .

"Happy birthday, Edward."

The blond-haired, blue-eyed Nord boy lowered his head with a bright smile, weeping uncontrollably:

"……thanks."

The author has something to say: Emiya Shiro seems to be unable to use Fantasy Houkai during his lifetime... I will assume that he can use it, but the power is much reduced (←Can you be more serious?!)

This chapter draws on the "meaning of death" which is one of the quests of the 5th Magical Artifact in Laogun [-]. It is a quite famous quest that tests the player's standards of good and evil and moral values: choose good and you will get nothing, The demon god mission failed; choose evil, but ironically you can get a powerful demon artifact and powerful followers, and become a member of the cannibal. ←I mean without using a console. Anyway, the first time I did this task, I took Laimei to slaughter the cannibals.

However, in this chapter, because my memory is fuzzy and I am too lazy to open the file to run this task, many dialogues are made up based on impressions, and the task process is also simplified.

This is the hall inside the Reach Cliff Cave, and the Namira Altar is in the middle of the back:

PS. They are not sitting in the air, it's just that the chairs are not shown...

Encyclopedia:

Namira is the demon god of decay and darkness. Her domain is called "ancient darkness". She herself is also considered to be the Spirit Daedra and controls many dark spirits.She is often seen alongside spiders, slugs, and other extremely repulsive insects, and her followers try to live in dark, filthy conditions, and resent someone trying to "save" them from such self-abuse.

Disease-spreading beggars are Namira's primary contacts in trying to influence this mortal world.

The statue of Namira in The Elder Scrolls 4:

Altar of Namira in The Elder Scrolls 5:

Mission Name: The Taste of Death (The Taste of Death)

Players can hear rumors in the hotel in Markas City that the local Hall of Dead (a building in every major city, mainly used to park corpses) is closed for unknown reasons.If you follow up the investigation, you will be led to Understone Keep and find that BrotherVerulus is arguing with someone. Talking to him, you can learn the disgusting fact that many of HallofDead's corpses were stolen by someone.

Enter the Hall of Dead investigation, a woman's voice began to speak to you, Eola then appeared and said that Namira accepted your dark side, and asked you to go to ReachcliffCave to remove the undead monsters.After cleaning up, Namira asks you to send people as delicacies.

BrotherVerulus was led into the cave under the eloquence or bribe of the protagonist, and Eola confused him in front of the idol to make him fall asleep, and then called the protagonist to kill BrotherVerulus.After following Namira's request to eat the corpse, you will get the Namira Ring.

If you don't want to kill BrotherVerulus, you can clear Eola and the cannibals when BrotherVerulus is asleep to save him, and you will be rewarded with money and the Akai necklace.

Demon Artifact Namira's Ring:

*The Forsworn are the original residents of Markarth, and there are irreconcilable conflicts with the Nords due to territorial disputes.And the heart of thorns... Here is a copy and paste of an explanation from someone from Baidu Bar:

[Heart of Thorns has two meanings, one refers to a special type of Forsworn, which is much stronger than ordinary Forsworn.The Forsworn were originally mortals, but in pursuit of power, they made a deal with the demon god Hircine (this is a bit like the werewolves of the Comrades), and then Hircine's servant, the Raven Hag, transformed some of the Forsworn into "Forsaken" Sworn Thornheart Warriors" They can be regarded as a kind of "reformed people".Another meaning refers to that kind of alchemy material.This kind of thing is actually the heart of Thornheart of the Forsworn. If you look carefully at those Thornheart warriors, you will find that they all have a Thornheart in their chest. Get the heart of thorns on your body.In addition, there is a very interesting phenomenon - if your level of stealing and stealth is high enough, you can steal the heart of thorns warriors, when you steal the "heart of thorns" in their inventory, the thorns The heart warrior died immediately...]

Generally speaking, the "heart of thorns" refers to the famous double-wielding Forsworn Heart of Thorns, the first DPS output in Skyrim, and the only ones who can single out him are the equally famous Ebony Warrior and Dragon ( PS. The one-character dragon is not enough, it is estimated to be an ancient dragon or something), and those who play the necromancer department like to call him as a servant of the undead.

Put a picture here:

Then the two Forsworn:

Then the frost ghost is a monster that only appears in the snow. It looks a bit like a fish in a secret room made of ice, but it is much longer. After falling, it will self-explode into a small pile of ice.Here is an official picture book, but it seems that the whole picture is not drawn:

And then here's the dryad.Dryads are guardians of the jungle, punishing wanton loggers and hunters.The scary thing is that she uses magic to control the surrounding animals, and even temperate animals such as goats and deer will fight for her.Can use stealth magic, strong strength, poor defense against fire, high resistance to electricity.

This thing... I can only say that the attack power is really high, at least I often die in its hands in the early stage:

The last is the saber-toothed tiger, but this name is actually wrong. The correct translation should be Saber Cat (SaberCat), but everyone is used to it, so they haven’t changed much:

By the way, here is a female troubadour, but this one is probably beautified:

*The Hall of the Dead, the burial chamber of the Nords, every city has one, which stores the corpses of all the dead Nords. By the way, those ancient tombs in the sky that almost hollowed out the entire underground are the dead of the ancient Nords. hall.And the priests are the people who work in the Hall of the Dead, basically they talk about gods and gods, the one in Windhelm City is also rated as "she loves corpses", "that guy is already married to corpses" and so on. =

*A trip here is of course impossible like "hey buddy, take me a ride" like a taxi. The Dragonborn DLC has a dragon roar [forced will]. The strongest stage can make the dragon obey the player's orders for a short time. Here is a People use this Dragon Roar.

*【BrokenFantasy】Broken Fantasy, Red A's famous moves need no explanation.

*【LightningStorm】Lightning Storm, the advanced destruction magic of Laogun 5, the effect is [75 damage per second in the target area, and half of the magic damage].

*Dragon priests, human beings who rebelled because of fear of the power of dragons in the war between humans and dragons in ancient times, they gained great power by bowing their knees to the dragons.

There are ten dragon priests, here is one of them:

Finally, because JJ has a system bug again, I can't publish my new article! ! !So the "Passerby A" article probably won't be published until JJ returns to normal T_T

☆, No Responsibility Extra Story·When BUG meets BUG

The author has something to say: Qunli Wang Jiang and Any's brain hole, because it is too happy, so the application is put here.

( ) is my complaint, and [ ] is the supplement of Wang Jiang and any.

WOW version of any:

By the way, I once made up the plot of letting the priest of WOW travel to the BUG chapter and replace Lancer

(Me: Wait, how did the Priest replace the Lancer?

any: Spearman training over there in the Champion Trial)

How to make MS become Lancer's brain hole:

In the Silver Northern Expedition, there was a task that could only be completed by riding a horse with a long spear. One day, a mobile suit was involved in a different dimension when he was doing daily card brushing in the champion trial.

So Director Ken summoned Lancer

Holding a blank spear and wearing a cloth armor set

Melee will only cut flat

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Director Ken: You go outside to attract monsters

Reverend VS Saber

Saber: Why don't you do it?

Priest: I'm waiting for you to do it

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Priest vs Dragonborn

Dragonborn: I have fire breath

Priest: I have an anti-injury shield

Dragonborn: I Will Make a Windmill

Priest: I have an anti-injury shield

(Grassing Genbao: ... How to fight in the trough)

Pastor: Hurry up and kill me, I still want to brush the champion brand

(Zhu Genbao (turning to Uncle Chong): Master, I want to apply to fight sea monsters, or AUO is also fine...)

Dragonborn: What else do you want besides the anti-injury shield?

Priest: Anti-injury plus blood shield

Dragonborn:……

[Anti-injury shield: WOW glyph system, the priest's glyph 'Reflective Shield Glyph' - your Power Word: 75% of the shield's absorption is converted into damage to the attacker, and no threat value is generated; 'Power Word: Glyph of Shield' - converts 20% of your Power Word: Shield's absorption into healing]

[Actually, as a commandment, the attack power in the current version is still very impressive. After all, it is called cannon animal husbandry, isn't it ╮(╯_╰)╭】

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Brain Healing Prayer

Saber successfully broke the shield and cut to Ms

Saber: How come you weren't injured?

Priest: I'm on the Prayer of Healing

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About salvation

Saber slashed at the priest, the priest read the article slowly

A ray of light hit Saber, Saber was injured and asked for help

Saber: Where's your wound? ? ?

Priest: I am the commandment

[Redemption, 90% of Penance/Holy Fire/Smiting damage heals surrounding teammates or 50% heals oneself]

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Brainstorming jokes on the road

Sanlong's Gathering

Saber (Dragon Language-Old English Version): @￥%……@#￥￥@

Edward (Dragon-Nairn version):? %@...￥#...@#

Priest (Dragon Language-Azeroth version): &*&&%￥......￥%@? ? ? ?

So, although the heroic spirits will get the information of the world when they come to the world, what should we do with such a cross-world foreign language?

As a result, the three dragons obediently changed back to human form.

O(∩_∩)O

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Wang Jiang's DN version:

Spacetime vs Dragonborn

Dragonborn: I am Dragonborn

Time and Space: My title is Dragon Slayer

Dragonborn: I am also a dragon slayer

Time and space: as long as the volume is not greater than 333, I can control it

Dragonborn: I will release control

Time and space: I will force to float

Dragonborn: I Have Invincible Time

Time and space: I can accelerate time and space

Dragonborn: I am strong

Time and space: I can summon teammates

Dragonborn: I can roar

Time and space: I will call teammates

(Grasping Genbao: Doneville, come here for me...)

Dragonborn: I have dragon companions

Time and space: I will call teammates

(any: naive: I will call brother 2333333)

Dragonborn: What the hell do you do other than summon teammates?

Time and Space: Summon teammates after accelerating

(Zhu Genbao: Let’s talk about summoning teammates...)

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[DN because the priest can act as T]

Dragonborn: I have a dragon soul

Pastor: I have big breasts

Dragonborn: I can roar

Pastor: I have big breasts

Dragonborn: I have a group of comrades in arms

Pastor: I have big breasts

Dragonborn: I Have a Dragon Summoner

Pastor: I have big breasts

Dragonborn: I hooked up with a vampire lover X

Pastor: I have big breasts

Dragonborn: What the hell do you have besides big breasts?

Pastor: I am patient

Pastor: My blood is thick

Priest: I will attribute blow

Pastor: I can milk, T, and output

Dragonborn:.....

Pastor: I am Shanda's own son

Dragonborn: Let's talk about your milk volume

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Dragonborn hits the Priest with a Dragoncry

The pastor was unharmed

Dragonborn: What the hell are you doing?

Pastor: I made the life suffix

[Life suffix: a certain chance to convert part of the attack damage into its own blood volume]

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Saber endured internal injuries and finally hacked to death the MS, but when she turned around, she saw the priest running from a distance

Saber turned pale with shock: Aren't you dead!

Pastor: I recharged 99 resurrection stones!

☆、Designate a small theater outside the episode... 1

[Various CP battles in different time and space on Valentine's Day, pay attention not to step on N boats but different time and space! 】

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Gun Bow Gun:

Cu Chulainn went fishing with his fishing rod as usual today

He met a very nice girl, so he bought a rose and invited her to dinner

But Cu Chulainn was rejected by the girl

So he conveniently gave the rose to Emyia who just arrived carrying a projected version of advanced fishing tackle

Cu Chulainn didn't understand why the archer suddenly froze with flushed cheeks, and then disappeared quickly

"Fishing would be more enjoyable if there were no pirates around."

But Cu Chulainn, who clearly had such an idea, threw down his fishing rod and went to look for Emyia 5 minutes later.

Apparently Celtic warriors from 1000 years ago didn't understand what roses were sent on February 2th

Didn't realize why he was so irritated when he couldn't see the archers

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Shine:

It is rare for Gilgamesh to take the initiative to ask someone to go shopping, even if this person is his best friend Enkidu

After all, this uncle has always been the master who is enshrined and accommodated by others.

He first took Enkidu to the pedestrian street with only designer shops

Although he has been picking and choosing with disdainful eyes

Enkidu bought a lot of things

Then he took Enkidu to the movies, and it was a VIP room for Platinum VIPs

Although he scoffed at Princess Anne and Joe Bradley in "Roman Holiday"

But Enkidu was very happy, and began to yearn for the scenery there

"Going to Rome next week." Gilgamesh said so richly

He ended up taking Enkidu to dinner at Fuyuki's fanciest restaurant

Although he is picky about the taste, it’s not as good as faker’s

But Enkidu was satisfied

"Forget it, as long as my friend likes..."

In the end, Gilgamesh brought Enkidu to the Hyatt Hotel, which is still the most luxurious in the city after reconstruction.

"My friend, just say what you want to do." After finally understanding the purpose of Gilgamesh's abnormal behavior all day, Ruler, who is so beautiful beyond gender, said with a smile

Gilgamesh: "Which bastard said February 2th had to be done—? ! 』

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Speech Gun:

Cu Chulainn, who was fixed by the command spell in front of the table, burst into tears, watching Yanfeng Qili bring a plate of mapo tofu in front of him

Look at the magma-like sauce, this is not Mapo Tofu, this is clearly Mapo Hell

"Stupid dog, eat it all." Yanfeng Qili, who cooks himself, said in a happy mood, and the corner of his mouth curled up to watch the Kurin Bulldog pick up the spoon as if he was on the battlefield.

He knows that stupid dog doesn't understand the meaning of February 2th, and he doesn't bother to tell him

because it's fun

Of course Yanfeng Qili knew what was going on in his mind, the problem was that the stupid dog hadn't noticed it all the time, it was obvious that he had already shown it

Yanfeng Qili obviously didn't think about it, he made it so spicy every now and then that even the King of Heroes would escape.

"Don't call me a dog!" Cu Chulainn growled like this, and then swallowed the first mouthful of Mapo Hell with the awareness of heroic sacrifice

In fact, Yanfeng Qili only used the command spell to make Cu Chulainn [sit at the table] instead of [eat mapo tofu]

So Cu Chulainn never thought about why he obediently ate tofu every time

Maybe the stupid dog who only cares about blowing hair when he sees Yanfeng Qili will never have time to think deeply about his heart

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Shi Bow:

Emiya Shiro often competes with Emyia for cooking skills, and he has repeatedly failed and failed repeatedly.

Every culinary competition will become a feast for the Emiya family

But this time Emiya Shiro didn't tell anyone

The theme of their competition this time is chocolate

Of course, Emiya Shiro from Housekeeping A lost to Emyia from Housekeeping EX

But this time Emyia didn't sneer, but blushed a little while pinching the chocolate handed over by Emiya Shiro, and then ate it

"Happy Valentine's Day." Emiya Shirou said, hugged each other, and then kissed him

that was a kiss full of chocolate

Just like Shirou Emiya couldn't figure out why he fell in love with his future self, Emyia also couldn't figure out why he fell in love with his past self that he wanted to kill himself.

Emiya Shiro's characteristic is to seize the present, so he doesn't think about it when he can't figure it out

But Emyia still has this doubt from time to time

But Emyia, who was pressed on the tatami by Emiya Shiro, has no time to think about this problem today

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Golden hour:

Tohsaka Tokiomi was a bit overwhelmed by the romantic candlelight dinner, but he didn't show it

"My king, is this...?"

Gilgamesh put his hands on his chest and snorted, "Thank you soon, this is a reward from the king."

"Yes, I am very grateful." The nobleman, who was still confused, bowed gracefully.

Facing such a courtier, Gilgamesh rarely feels a headache

So he simply grabbed Tohsaka Tokiomi by the collar and kissed it

"King, this is—" The living room!

"Shut up and serve me obediently." Gilgamesh bit Tosaka Tokiomi's collarbone, and tied his hands together with the royal blue ribbon on the other's neckline

Of course Tohsaka Tokiomi can easily break free from a fragile ribbon

But he never resisted Gilgamesh

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Double guns:

The two Celtic working kings who rented together are both on holiday today

Diarmuid looked at the refrigerator with only beer left, and said helplessly to Cu Chulainn: "Senior, it seems that we can go out and eat."

"On the way, I happened to see a restaurant holding an event, asking for a duo. If you win, not only will you be free on the day, but you will also have a free coupon for a week." Cu Chulainn threw a coat at Diarmuid, "Let's go."

There are many people participating in the event, and except for the spearmen, they are all male and female groups

The content of the competition is to feed each other a whole bowl of signature ramen in the shortest time

Of course the Lancers won

But two old men from millennia ago don't understand why so many girls are screaming at them

However, Diarmuid felt that it was lucky that he was not embarrassed by the enchanting mole this time.

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To say:

Emiya Kiritsugu was thrown to Kotomine Chirei by Irisviel again today

He watched his wife walk out the door holding Saber's hand, and shook off the thoughts about NTR that appeared in his mind for a moment

Eri would not betray him, they just went shopping with Aoi Tohsaka and Kallen...

Sitting with the false priest in the Hongzhou Sui Banquet Hall, Emiya Kiritsugu habitually took out a cigarette

Then Kotomine Chirei, who obviously would automatically block the surrounding environment when facing mapo tofu, made a lightning move and confiscated Emiya Kiritsugu's cigarettes and lighters: "It's not good for your health."

"..." In the end Emiya Kiritsugu compromised and replaced it with the Tianjin Mahua recommended by the restaurant owner

The store owner handed Yanfeng Qili a key

Emiya Kiritsugu exploded instantly

That was the key to the room on the second floor of the Hongzhou Sui Banquet Hall, and every time I saw this key, it meant that Emiya Kiritsugu would not be able to get out of bed all night

Kotomine Chirei dragged Emiya Kiritsugu into the room before he escaped

Just kidding, this guy's body has been corroded by black mud like that, how can he replenish his magic from time to time?

—Emiya Kiritsugu has really worked hard to insist that Irisviel did not betray him.

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[Although the request is to go back to the original book collectively, I really can't write it, so I have to use someone to go back to the original book to fool me :p]

Emiya Shirou has never been clear about how powerful this weird Saber is.

Until he saw how the opponent fought against Rider's Pegasus on the roof of the building.

"Duneville—!"

(Rider: Coach, this guy is cheating!)

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【everyone's stalker】

Someone felt that after seeing Shirou Emiya, who was transformed into an Akita dog in a blue and white coat, he shrank himself into a red dragon that could not return to ten centimeters.

Then a gray-and-white German blackback and a blue-haired Doberman smashed into their yard together, and the ten-centimeter red dragon that happened to be on the collision path of the other side, a "FusRoDah!" He avoided the fate of being crushed and managed to separate the two big dogs.

"You're actually a Doberman, it really discredits your breed." Heibei sarcastically used the very familiar voice of the Emiya and his wife, and then the blue-haired Doberman jumped up and bit him: "Don't call me a dog!" !"

"...Archer, Lancer?" Akita Shiro said with twitching corners of his mouth, "You have also become, uh, dogs?" The blue-haired Doberman only showed his distaste for the word "dog" a second ago, Akita Shiro used the relatively formal word "dog" instead.

"Use your brain, the situation is clear at a glance." The black back with the wrong color taunted——except for the ten-centimeter red dragon, which color is right for them...

At this time another voice came in: "Senior! Please don't fight anymore." Then a green Doberman with a wisp of dull hair floating on his forehead jumped over the wall and stopped in front of the blue-haired Doberman.

Ten centimeter red dragon: "... Diarmuid?"

"Edward?" Green Doberman looked back, "It turns out that everyone is in trouble."

Someone caught the key word: "everyone?"

"Yes." Diarmuid, who obviously belongs to the German Dobermans compared with his blue-haired companions, nodded cautiously, "I met Enkidu and the King of Heroes on the way here. Enkidu became a bit like an elf. The Orc, and the King of Heroes... He turned into a creature I had never seen before. Golden yellow, with a pair of slender ears and a lightning-shaped tail, with two red patches on his cheeks, he always spoke in sentences Add a strange pronunciation similar to 'jiu' at the end."

"Haha! That guy had a lot of trouble with the fake priest who turned into a cat, but he was beaten up because he couldn't use the treasure, hahahaha!" Cu Chulainn, who belongs to the American Dupin in terms of appearance classification, added gloatingly .

"Senior..." Diarmuid said helplessly, "In addition, Emiya first became a black cat, and Kariya-san is also a dog. They went to find Tohsaka-san together, and maybe they can figure out the reason for all this. reason."

"I think this is the Holy Grail making trouble." Tohsaka Rin's voice interjected, and then a great pyrenes with a pair of black bows tied in its ears walked in very elegantly.

Akita Shiro: "Cats, dogs, dragons, elf-like half-orcs, and... Actually, that's Pikachu, right? Everyone's forms are really diverse."

Ten centimeter red dragon: "... Shirou, have you got your focus wrong?"

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There is no way to cook in this state, even the black-backed A of Housekeeping EX, but it is obviously a stupid idea to go out to eat with a bunch of cats, cats and dogs plus a ten-centimeter red dragon, and finally bring a rabbit Shinji the Lizard who came to visit the door from Toma Tosakura... The Saluki Hound-shaped Medusa who followed behind suggested: Why don't you call to order food?

All the animals: "..." That's right.

Twenty minutes later, the courier boy who came to deliver the meal watched an Akita dog in a shirt hand out the meal money very embarrassingly, and waved his paw to him very politely to see him off.

The food intake of more than a dozen animals is not small, but the food intake of a few people who have become small animals has shrunk significantly, which has saved some money.

"Edward, spit out the bones!" Akita Shiro watched in horror as the ten-centimeter red dragon chewed up a spare rib and swallowed it whole. He stretched out his claws worriedly to stop it, which was only a little bigger than a slap The copper-colored little dragon waved its wings to avoid it: "It's okay, the stomach of a giant dragon can even digest a small holy grail, so a few bones are nothing."

Akita Shiro: 囧囧囧囧囧

The blue-haired Doberman was very dishonest when he ate, and from time to time he poked his head to grab something from the green Doberman. Diarmuid pushed his nine-ripe steak to Cu Chulainn in a good-tempered manner: "Senior, if you don't like noodles, you can Exchange it with me." Then Cu Chulainn happily took the steak.

Black-backed A glanced at the cooked steak that was almost mushy, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Your taste is really not flattering."

Dubin Cu Chulainn shot back: "Your bloody steak is unreasonable!"

Blackback A: "This is called medium rare - I have never seen anyone who has to burn the meat to eat it."

Dubin Cu Chulainn: "That's our tradition!"

Dubin Diarmuid: "Senior, stop arguing..."

On the other side, the big white bear Rin was stretching out his paws in front of the hound Medusa, preventing her from biting the lizard Shinji. The lizard Shinji proudly rolled his eyes at the hound Medusa, stuck out his tongue, and held an apple in his mouth. Rabbit Sakura came forward and gnawed together.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"

"Calm down, they've been in love for months."

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In the Tohsaka house, Samoyed Kariya and Great Pyrene Bear Toki were enjoying the same food, while the black cat Kiritsugu looked at the cigarettes on the coffee table in confusion, and the hamster he borrowed from Enkidu for help two days ago ha Sang said to him deeply: "Give up, I have lived for so many years and have never seen a cat that can smoke."

Black Cat Kiritsugu: "..."

The Samoyed Kariya next to him happened to be complaining to the big white bear: "I don't think a dog that licks red wine with its tongue is so elegant."

Great Pyrene Bear Tokiomi: "..."

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In the church, Enkidu, who is half-elf and half-orc, hugged Gympika and stepped on the cat Mapo, comforting his best friend who was bullied because he couldn't make money.

The half-dead cat Mapo meowed, being trampled by Wang Zhi, who was protecting his short body: "Release... I'm going to eat Mapo tofu."

"Zhajiu Zajiu Zajiu Zajiu Zajiu!"

"Okay, my friend, are you almost relieved? Let's go eat."

"There's mapo tofu in the refrigerator." The cat mapo persistently defended his food preferences, and Enki smiled when he heard this: "I've been eating mapo tofu for three days in a row, let's change my appetite occasionally. In this way, I'm going to cook today."

"Don't give him a chirp." Kimpika grabbed Enkidu's collar with his short hands.

"Yes Yes Yes."

"Mapo tofu."

"Zajiu shut up, chirp!"

The author has something to say: I have finally written the side story that I agreed to, but please forgive me for the lack of content... There will be more later, and it will probably be released on the weekend.

Talking about everyone’s choice of animal form, let me explain the explanation of the epilepsy~

First is the double gun.Doberman originated in Germany, and later improved in the United States to develop another strain.The German Dobermans are stronger and more compact than the American ones. At first glance, they look like they belong to the “strength family”, while the American Dobermans are slender and more beautiful, giving people the impression that they are more “agile”.Put two pictures to give you a specific experience:

German Doberman:

American Doberman:

The reason why I attribute Cu Chulainn to American type and Diarmuid to German type is that although the two are about the same height, Cu Chulainn is 15kg lighter than Diarmuid, obviously belonging to the light sensitive type. Diarmuid, who uses two guns, is probably a strength type, and uses two guns to make up for the lack of speed (but in fact Diarmuid's agility is A+ and Cu Chulainn only has A...), but obviously Diarmuid's temper should belong to the American style, while Cu Chulainn's temper should belong to the German style.

Blue-haired Doberman Cu Chulainn:

Green hairy Dubin Diarmuid (next to it is Saber):

In other words, I actually want to turn Cu Chulainn into an Irish wolfhound. For the specific reasons, I will quote Wikipedia:

[Irish Wolfhound is a very old breed, perhaps from the 1st century BC or earlier, the ancient Celts used them as war dogs and called them Cú Faoil. 】

[Irish wolfhounds have been exhibited in ancient Rome, and it is mentioned that they terrified those Romans into thinking they could only be transported in cages or be dangerous.The original wolfhound was actually equal to the lion.

During the era of conflict with England, it was not uncommon for wolfhounds to be used in training to pull knights from horses, which allowed foot soldiers to kill wolfhounds - although some did not. 】

[The historical genre is known for its loyalty, insight, and aggression.The modern breed is very mature in terms of temperament.The Wolfhound is often referred to as the "Gentle Giant," and one of the breed's historic quotes: "You're gentle when you're gentle, and you're fierce when you irritate."]

Celtic!Lethality is powerful!Mature!Everything fits Cu Chulainn, everything pokes me cute!However, after I clicked on the picture of the Irish Wolfhound... I imagined Cu Chulainn with a short hair that is called fluffy or messy, and a small beard... ohshit, although the red eyes are very Praise, but I'd better use the American Doberman that doesn't quite match =_=

Then there is the Great Pyrenees of the Tohsaka father and daughter.

[Great Pyrenees is also known as Pyrenean Mountain Dog.Its body is strong and coordinated, beautiful and elegant, majestic and majestic, with an emperor-like demeanor, giving people the impression of being very elegant and beautiful. He combines a huge body shape with a majestic temperament. 】

——Excerpt from Interactive Encyclopedia

I feel that the characteristics of this dog breed are very suitable for the Tohsakas, so I adopted it. (Actually, the real reason is that I can’t recognize the breed of dog in the canine fan art...)

Don't talk about the picture above!

Ms. Medusa's Saluki is really a very beautiful and slender dog breed:

It can also be very tough:

Akita Shiro~ But my side should actually be the grown-up version.

Blackback A, but this prototype does not seem to be a German blackback.

The Emiya Kiritsugu who is provided by any is half-meow but still cute~

Golden Pickup 2333

Enkidu's is not easy to find, I found one from Tumblr, and later any kindly provided two more suitable ones:

I got it from Tumblr:

kindly provided by amy:

Samoyed Kariya, someone said how good-looking his former Master would be after getting rid of the bugs!

Sakura bunny is here~

Accidentally cute