The daily war as a bug

Hassan the hamster:

Finally, here are two group photos of all dogs~

I couldn't find a picture of the ten centimeter red dragon and the cat Ma Po, so forget it...

Shinji: Wait, what about me? !

Kallen & Irisviel & Hisau Maiya & Ilyasviel & Hercules & Aoi Tohsaka & Medea & Soichiro Kuzuki: We didn’t even show our faces in the animalization chapter, you’re content Bar.

☆、Designate a small theater outside the episode... 2

【Teaching drama performance】

"So, why is this year's church target a drama performance? And it's such a naive drama!" Someone looked at the script in his hand with twitching corners of his mouth, and Yanfeng Qili who was opposite him snorted and explained: "This The first time it was arranged was a kindergarten, you can’t expect children to understand the Bible, of course you have to choose a more suitable way.”

"But this story has nothing to do with religious propaganda, right?" Someone shook the script vigorously, wanting to paste it on the face of the heretic priest.

"In fact, this year's publicity quota has already been completed. This time it is an extra gift upon invitation, and the story is also selected by the kindergarten teacher."

Someone: "...can I say no?"

Yanfeng Qili just smiled, and then Cu Chulainn suddenly materialized behind someone, and locked his shoulders with his muscle strength.

"Cú Chulainn?" The man who was suppressed so sadly that only D ran away: "Why did you help this guy——!"

On the opposite side, Kotomine Qili raised his arms with a joyful smile, and showed the Command Seals under his sleeves to the two of them. Someone who understood in an instant didn't know whether to sympathize with himself or the spearman who was ordered to curse again in an insignificant place. .

"Wait! Even if all the actors you selected agree, the King of Heroes will not agree, right?" Someone tried to die, but this time it was not Yanfeng Qili who answered him, but someone who came out of the church Karen: "Don't worry, he will agree."

Someone: "..." In a sense, Kallen accidentally restrained Gilgamesh, who is the only one in heaven and earth besides Enkidu...

The other invited actors did not have any troubles. The witch Medea was very satisfied with her role. Matou Shinji agreed happily after knowing the role that he and Matou Sakura were invited to play. Emiya Shirou and Red A nodded because of Emiya Kiritsugu's sentence "It doesn't matter if I do a little favor", Diarmuid agreed purely out of the idea of ​​helping someone, Medusa replied with "Since the Master participated Then I will participate too." He agreed on the grounds that Hassan's sense of existence was too low, so the protest was ignored. In the end, why did Tohsaka Rin agree... It seems that Kotomine Chirei used some Tohsaka Tokiomi's relics to lure him.

To be honest, a certain person has no energy to complain, but everyone is still very excited about such a naive drama, especially Emiya Shiro, a certain person really wants to shake his partner and shout "Are you almost 30 years old, not 13 years old?" Years old ah ah ah ".

On the day of the performance, someone hid in the backstage with a dead expression on his face, watching the first half of the play along the gap in the curtain.

Queen Medea, who possessed magical beauty, looked in the mirror and repeatedly asked who the most beautiful person was. Hassan, standing in the mirror, replied with a deep expression, "It's the princess."

"No! It's impossible! I'm the most beautiful woman in the world! Magic mirror, magic mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful woman in the world~" Medea acted quite devotedly.

Hassan: "...685 times, it's the princess."

"It's impossible—!" The narrow-minded and jealous queen smashed the mirror.

Several people watching the excitement in the background: "..." This is not the same as what was said, did the queen smash the mirror in the story?

Hassan turned into a spirit and fled to the backstage with a deep expression: "Is my role over?"

Someone flipped through the script: "Uh, there's another line at the end of the play."

Hassan: "Then I'll go play bridge first, and call me when the time comes."

Everyone: "..." Assassin, how much do you like playing cards?

At this time, the foreground has already played the part where the hunter takes the princess into the forest. The hunter played by Red A is kneeling on one knee in front of Princess Sakura, holding her hand and reciting the lines solemnly.A certain person actually wanted to poke his head to see clearly, but Emiya Shirou kept pulling him to hinder his actions. The obvious reason was that if he stretched his neck again, he would be seen by the children in the audience, but everyone knew that it was only Emiya Shirou It's just guarding against Red A... After all, it's my future self, and someone obviously has a special attitude towards Red A. If I accidentally get NTRed by myself, Emiya Shirou has nowhere to cry.

Someone: [Shirou, you are enough... After all, he is the same person as you. 】

Emiya Shiro: 【Who is the same as that guy!Edward, I am your partner, don’t keep looking at that guy——]

Someone: [...Of course I know! 】

The hunter couldn't bear to attack the beautiful princess, so he let her go and replaced it with a wild boar's heart. When the cardboard boar fell down on the stage, Diarmuid smiled brightly for some reason, but everyone felt that there was something wrong behind him for no reason. Chill.Then Hunter Red A cut open the belly of the cardboard pig with a dagger, and pulled out a fluffy pink heart-shaped pillow from inside.

"..." Everyone looked at Yanfeng Qili together.This guy has said before that he can handle scenes that exceed the scale, but he didn't expect it to be in such a harmonious way... Imagine this wicked priest running to the toy store to buy plush toys in a serious manner, and then paying the bill with such a girly thing , the image instantly shattered.

Princess Sakura fled to a farmhouse deep in the forest, and found that the things inside were all small, so she put seven beds together and slept.

Is it finally time for them to play... Someone straightened out the crumpled hem of his clothes, and came out together with the crowd.

So seven dwarfs who are so cute that they don't belong to the world appeared one after another on the stage-the green Diarmuid who drank the rejuvenating medicine, the blue Cu Chulainn, the golden Gilgamesh, the red Tohsaka Rin, Purple Medusa, Orange Shiro, and Black Edward.

By the way, Gilgamesh was finally cast by Kallen... I don't know how the little nun did it.

Although Cu Chulainn was tricked by Kotomine Qirei to perform with the command spell, he didn't pay attention to it at all. He leaned against the wall and wandered around the whole time, and Gilgamesh just stood on the stage with blue veins as the background It's just a board, someone, Tohsaka Rin and Medusa are also in a state of fishing, but Diarmuid and Emiya Shirou are still doing their best.

Seven people hula-la came on stage and then hula-la exited. Medea came over with a basket of apples to trick Princess Sakura. The princess fell to the ground and passed out as soon as she took a bite. Queen Medea let out a classic three-stage laugh, He left triumphantly.

Then the seven people rushed onto the stage again to dabble in time, and Yanfeng Qili's smile in the audience became deeper and deeper, and he squinted his eyes, wondering what he was thinking.Someone whose body was a giant dragon suddenly shuddered. His wild animal instinct told him that something bad was about to happen.

Afterwards, Prince Shinji made an appearance and actually kissed Princess Sakura... Well, they are a couple so it's really okay, but it's okay to do it in front of kindergarten children?And Medusa, please calm down, Master control also has a limit! !

Everyone went to the stage to hold down the runaway Medusa. Anyway, there was no dwarf in the background, so they simply dragged the witch from the Age of Gods far away to avoid further irritation.

On the stage, Queen Medea asked again who was the most beautiful woman in the world while pinching the fragment of the mirror. Hassan, who was hiding behind the set panel, said deeply: "The new queen of the neighboring country is much more beautiful than you."

"Crack!" This time even the mirror fragments were gone.

At the end of the play, at the strong request of Medea (actually, she was threatened by magic), it was changed to the queen attending the wedding banquet of a neighboring country. After discovering that the bride is the princess, she angrily smashed the cup and left, but nothing out of the ordinary happened again.Probably the only trouble is that after the show ended, everyone was surrounded by a bunch of kawaii kids asking to play together.

——Since then, "A Story of a Woman and Seven Men" with a luxurious lineup... No, "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" has officially ended.

【Women's Clothes】

Because few people did their best in the fairy tale show a few days ago, Yanfeng Qili expressed his displeasure, and then he didn’t know how he did it, but he did it anyway—he got everyone into the cross-dressing show competition .

Cu Chulainn is still sadly reminded that he is controlled by the command spell, Jin Glitter is still defeated by the smile of the little witch Kallen, Tohsaka Rin sold the red A without hesitation because of the sentence "the bonus is yours", what's more This time, even Matou Kariya, Iliasviel, Emiya Kiritsugu and Enkidu couldn't escape...

Probably the only ones who escaped were Hercules and Soichiro Katsuki.

Clothing styles are determined by drawing lots.The two lucky E-lancers won the swimsuit together. Diarmuid looked at the black one-piece swimsuit with a deep V open neck with a livid face, wondering if he could escape with his agility A+, and was caught by a woman in a gorgeous women's kimono. Gilgamesh stopped him with a sneer: "Don't try to escape, go to hell with me!"

Enkidu, who was wearing a pure white pleated skirt, tilted his head with a gentle smile, and his long green hair slid down his shoulders, outlining his beautiful lines and slender waist: "My friend, no matter how many times you go to hell, I will accompany you."

Someone who was trying to tuck himself into the white off-the-shoulder mermaid wedding dress suddenly felt that he should avoid it, look at this affectionate, he has no doubt that the oldest gay man in the world will be in the next second Will kiss to go together.

"Edward, have you changed yet?" Emiya Shirou from another dressing room knocked on the door and came in, just in time to see someone tripped over by a narrow skirt, and rushed to help him.

"Woo... this design is simply perverted! How can I walk even if I can't move my legs?" Someone who only wore jeans even as an ordinary female college student rubbed her knees and complained, then raised her eyes to see Emiya Shirou clearly After wearing the costume, I burst out laughing: "Puff, hahahaha! Shirou, you are too cute! I didn't expect you to suit the maid costume by accident~"

The black lace skirt, white small round apron, and stockings just formed a subtly and seductive absolute field. Emiya Shirou, who was wearing round-toed black leather boots and a white lace headband on his head, continued to laugh at someone for five Seconds later, he raised his eyebrows and reached out to touch the side of the other party's neck and kissed him.

Diarmuid, who was still struggling with his swimsuit, looked away silently, thinking that he was the one to avoid.

"Let me tell you, are you all right?" Cu Chulainn probed in, whistled, and was covered in a big fireball by someone.

"Senior, are you alright?" Although he knew that Cu Chulainn, who was proficient in runes, could not be injured by this level of fireball, Diarmuid still asked, and Cu Chulainn slapped the ashes off his face hahaha Laughing: "If this kind of small flame wants to hurt me, let's practice for at least 800 years! (Someone: That's why I adjusted the minimum power, okay!) Hey Diarmuid, why don't you change your clothes?"

Diarmuid looked at his one-piece swimsuit, then at the wild bikini on Cu Chulainn, and silently covered his face: "Senior...why can you wear it so naturally..."

Culin's bulldog grinned: "Ha! I have even done tattoos directly on the battlefield before, but what's so embarrassing about two pieces of cloth?"

Diarmuid: "..." It feels like something is wrong but there seems to be nothing wrong.

"Shirou, are you ready?" The door was pushed open again, and Emiya Kiritsugu walked in with a calm face, followed by a red A in a lace dress.Two men with the same origin but different destinies made similar movements as soon as they saw each other—one holding his forehead and the other against a wall.

"The black history is really better to kill..."

"Seeing myself like this, I really don't want to grow up..."

"Puhahaha, hello, copy freaks, your appearance is really suitable hahahaha!" Cu Chulainn snorted, Red A's forehead had blue veins popping up, and he aimed Caladbolg at his head, but was hit by Matou Kariya's voice again break:

"Ahem, that, it's almost time for us to play."

Everyone immediately turned their heads and looked up at the sky.Jian Tong Yanye, who was wearing a blue and white cheongsam and a hollow gauze cover, smiled dryly. Someone put down his right hand covering his face, and walked towards the booth with a look of death: "Early death is death, it is better to die happily! Damn, even the most Ancient vampires and crow hags can hold it, and still be afraid of a small women's dress show?"

His wife took action, so Emiya Shirou had no choice but to keep up. Diarmuid, who finally changed into a swimsuit, was also dragged out by Cu Chulainn.Gilgamesh and Enkidu had left a long time ago, and they were the first to appear on the stage at this time, which caused whistles and screams from the audience. Kotomine Qili in the work area raised his head when he saw Gilgamesh's face. With the left hand, silently use the link to say to the other party: [If you use the Gate of Babylon here, I will use the command spell. 】

[...Remember this king! 】

Emiya Kiritsugu walked out with a calm face like a day for thousands of years, Hong A followed closely, Matou Kariya sighed and called the completely non-existent bunny girl Hassan in the corner to go out together.

The reverse show is similar to walking on the runway, a bunch of big men pass by and then the girls come on stage.Ilias Phil in Robin Hood's costume bounced on stage, followed by Tohsaka Rin in British Prince's costume and Matou Sakura in blushing face, white shirt, black trousers, and small vest, Matou transformed into a little gentleman Sakura's unexpected taste caused the audience to whistle again. Medusa in special soldier's outfit who was following the two girls shook her hand and wanted to draw her sword. Medea in rider's outfit who was specially instructed put her hand on her with a smile shoulder, shook his head: "Don't spoil the scenery~"

Medusa looked back at her, and there seemed to be some sharp sparks popping out between the two witches who belonged to Greece.

To be honest, all of these people are top-notch, and they are in good shape. Even if they are reversed, they can be easily controlled. In the end, the bonus will naturally fall into Rin Tohsaka's pocket.After the contest ended, there was a free buffet provided by the organizers. As long as you have not taken off your competition clothes, you can eat for free, so basically few people left.

However, Gilgamesh withdrew early on the grounds that "this kind of common people's banquet would damage the king's style", and took Enkidu away.When the two left, Red A glanced at it, as if he saw what Gilgamesh had done to the table where the wine was placed... But the response to the investigation was mediocre, so Red A didn't take it seriously.

But it was such a "not paying attention" that caused everyone to encounter Avici Hell.

On the morning of the second day of the competition, multiple shrill screams suddenly sounded in the sky above Fuyuki City.

"Woo... sister, sister, what, what's going on...!?" Facing her body that suddenly turned around, Tong Ying shouted to Tohsaka Rin again after a few years because she was too flustered After saying the word "sister", although Rin Tohsaka's heart was bubbling beautifully, she felt that it was really not the right time to call this word...

Shouting "sister" to a male version of Tohsaka Rin, Sakura, you have reached a new high.

Rin Tohsaka caressed Matou Sakura's hair with trembling hands, and replied in a calm voice: "It's okay, I will find a solution."

Matou Shinko, who was biting a pillow in the living room, looked at a loss, while Medusa sat next to him calmly, her formerly proud chest was flat, and the statue seemed to be motionless. She accidentally took off the blindfold in front of the mirror.

At this time, Wei Gong's house was also in chaos.After comforting Iliasviel who had turned into a cute boy, the turbulent red A turned around and chopped off the practice stake with a palm. With a gloomy face, he planned to go to Gilgamesh, and his intuition told him that everything was absolutely It was the bastard's fault, but he was really worried about putting the effeminate father and the wicked priest together.

You read that right, Yanfeng Qili came to visit early this morning—although getting in over the wall should be considered as breaking into a house rather than visiting...

Emiya and his wife, who bought a house and moved out a few years ago, were also in chaos. Someone sat on the bed with a dull expression, and Emiya Shirou poked Rin Tohsaka's communication gem vigorously. In a state of disarray so no one picked up at all.Emiya Shirou, who was sweating on his forehead, suddenly heard the sound of magical friction forming a whirlwind behind him, and when he turned his head, he saw someone who had turned into a big red dragon curled up on the bed limply, and the whole thing emitted There is a gloomy atmosphere.

"Edward?"

"Let me be quiet for a moment..." Someone who was once a woman but found that he was no longer used to the female form slipped under the pillow depressedly. Poking Xiaolong's butt: "Are you okay?" Such a big blow?

Someone moved: "Don't pay attention to me..."

Shirou Emiya pulled someone out by the tip of his tail, held the copper-colored little dragon with its teeth and claws in his hands, and kissed it on the head: "It's okay, no matter what you become, you are my Edward."

The scaled face of the giant dragon cannot tell whether it is red or not, but Emiya Shirou knew from his experience that someone must be blushing at this time, he smiled, and hugged the little red dragon into his arms: "Let's go, go to the old man first." Dad to see how they are."

In Matou's house, the sickly beauty Matou Kariya picked up and put down a stack of photos with a tangled face, and after repeating this action several times, she finally broke down and shouted: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Bar!"

The two spearmen who stayed at Matou's house reacted differently.Cu Chulainn, who is proud of his figure, doesn't seem to care about his sexual change at all, he leans on the sofa and drinks beer again and again, and Diarmuid, who was at a loss, pays attention after seeing Matou Kariya's actions. Shifting quickly, he tried to show his usual smile and said to Matou Kariya: "If you really want to see Mr. Tohsaka, I will go with you."

Matou Kariya looked at him with a dead expression on his face: "Who wants to see that bastard, I just want to show off to someone who missed the performance and competition." He took a lot of photos of Rin and Sakura, Sakura The princess outfit, the young Rin, and the noble and handsome men's outfit, he has already figured out what expression and tone to show off, bastard!

"Uh..." Diarmuid tried to keep smiling.

In Liudong Temple, Liudong Kassei and Ge Muzongichiro stood outside Medea's room, trying to get Medea to open the door.

"Sister-in-law, open the door! It's okay, this should be just a little accident, right? It will be resolved soon." Liu Dong Kasunari tried to persuade that according to Ge Muzong Ichiro, he was found out early in the morning and became a man and ran away. Medea, but it seems to have little effect.

Medea still refused to open the door even after Liu Dong Kassei said that his voice was dry. He looked helplessly at Soichiro Katsuragi. The man who had been silent all this time stroked his chin with his right hand and suddenly said, "Caster, open the door."

"But, woo, but Soichiro-sama, woo, I'm really ashamed to see you in this state, woo woo woo—"

Even the eldest brother refused... It seems that the blow this time is really big.Liu Dong felt a headache and supported his forehead.

In the church, the culprit who caused all this was leisurely wasting the fine wine Yanfeng Qili collected so hard. Enkidu gently tipped his glass to greet him, and took a sip of the red wine.

"My friend, how long does your medicine last?"

"It's only one day, but it's enough for those bastards to panic." The pupils on Gilgamesh's bright red irises gradually stood up into slits: "Sa, hurry up and entertain the king—use your bodies."

[A small theater about women's clothing, the original author is any]

It is well known that someone has an almost infinite weapon space.But he not only put weapons in it, but also put a lot of messy things in it.One day, he planned to clean up his space, so he poured out all the things and dragged Emiya Shirou to classify them together.

Emiya Shiro: "Hey, why are there skirts here?"

Someone: "Well, let me think about it... Ah yes, it seems that I stopped at the 'Honey and Dog' hotel once, and after drinking, I somehow got extra."

Emiya Shiro: "Huh?"

——What is the truth? ——

An adventurer who aspires to become the strongest thief in Skyrim is practicing his stealing skills. He puts things in other people's pockets and then steals them out. Unfortunately, he has never been able to steal back the things he released.The reasons are as follows:

The adventurer (thinks) sneaks into the inn unnoticed.

Regular A (whispers): Look, that guy is at it again.

Regular B (whispers): Shhh, don't let him spot you.

Adventurers target someone who is intent on drinking.

An adventurer puts a skirt in someone's pocket.

Adventurers try to steal the skirt.

The adventurer failed to steal and was beaten up by someone.

[Lao Roll 5 common sense of stealing skills: You cannot continue to steal after being discovered]

Regulars A&B <-- The Man Who Discovered Adventurers

The author has something to say: I can’t help posting someone’s tragic stats after becoming a Caster 2333: Strength D, Durability D+, Dexterity E, Magic A+, Lucky C, Noble Phantasm EX

Under the suggestion of everyone in the group, a female body stalk was added. Anyway, it’s a short story that doesn’t need to be written too carefully (← Hey!)

Then there are some pictures of women's clothing I collected. I just want to say that even in women's clothing, Chisi is very imposing!

Gold glitter in a gorgeous women's kimono:

Maid Shiroko XD

Beautiful cheongsam mapo and white Wugou mapo~ (although it has nothing to do with this chapter):

Someone's off-the-shoulder white mermaid wedding dress, the style was specified by Wang Jiang:

By the way, here's a picture of my broken hand, the scene where someone tripped over the wedding dress:

Someone's skirt is actually the only travel suit in Laogun 5. Am I talking nonsense? PS. Owner is Mischievous Suzanne

Irrelevant to this chapter but very interesting Shirou and red A2333 wearing reverse clothes

Red A: Can I swear?cannot?Then I have nothing to say.

By the way, I added a picture of the wife who awakened to a bad habit and pushed Chisi to Ma Po~

In addition, Zhang Miao wins again, the expression of the cat is restored (kneeling):

Finally, about the red A and Shiro in the previous chapter, any found two more photos of Alaskan sled dogs, which I think are more suitable than black backs and Akita dogs~!Put the picture:

Another random drawing: (I am not used to the iPad, please forgive me for the ugly words :p)

Finally, didn’t I say that I am a three-month-old wolf cub with small claws and millet teeth? Here’s a picture~

☆, non-designated small theater

———Text version———

Had a dream.

In the dream, you were wearing red scales and limp in my arms weakly.

The fiery blood stopped boiling at the fingertips and gradually cooled down.

Had a dream.

In the dream, your wings were broken and you fell from the sky.

How I wish I could set off a strong wind and drag your body instead of letting despair tear my chest apart.

Had a dream.

The black wind and snow ruthlessly buried your tombstone.

On the fork in the road, you, who are vague, drift away from me.

Had a dream.

The annihilation of the sun and the fall of the stars will not bring back your departure.

I watched you in my arms turn into sporadic points of light.

If, this is a dream——

Why can't I just open my mouth and say I love you.

"What's wrong, did you have a nightmare, Shirou, keep moving?"

"It's nothing, I dreamed about the past..."

"Oh, do you want to sleep for a while?"

"...Forget it, get up and cook. What would you like to eat this morning?"

"Hey... Cantonese-style morning tea last time! I want that pastry... By the way, maybe I want that pudding!..."

Turn your head slightly, looking at you who is sitting next to you with great interest.The golden morning light hits your face, creating a layer of golden shadow.

Fortunately, I did not lose you.

Thank fate for letting me meet you.

The author has something to say: ———Picture version———

This short episode is from a shy mother who asked me to send it to me alone, and said that she dared not post it under the article because she was too shy to write it.

"Obviously very good!" I replied, "It made me think of the picture in an instant, I want to try to draw it!"

And so this chapter was born.The handicapped party has not made any progress in painting for five years (←I don’t find time to practice and I’m still cheeky here), it’s the limit to be able to paint like this, please forgive me.

PS. I have worked very hard to write the extra episodes that you have designated, basically I have written them all, although some are not satisfactory, but I really tried my best...there is still left to [go out for a trip] [soak in hot springs, participate] Festival] [Visiting a shrine during the New Year] Three appointments, but I really don’t know how to write, please forgive me (owing)

PPS. Cha!I almost forgot about this painting, it was drawn during the workday break, let’s put it together: