[HP]Two Snape

"Harry, Harry, just take us there!" Ron began to stalk Harry 24 hours a day.

Why not Hermione?Oh, Hermione said to be a reserved lady.

Of course, the biggest reason is that Ron will stalk him anyway, so...

cough.

"I..." Harry now regrets why he made that excuse at the beginning, what is it like now, he wants to form a group for the night tour?

Don't ask him why he doesn't take Ron and Hermione there during the day, it's because the exam is about to come, and Hermione said that the review plan must be unshakable, but the occasional after-school activities cannot be ignored.

Harry thinks, it's fine to travel alone at night, and Ron is also acceptable, but with Hermione, even if he agrees, the size of the invisibility cloak also disagrees!

When Harry used this as an excuse to reject Hermione, Hermione looked him over from head to toe with contemptuous eyes.

What makes you think that Miss Hermione Granger needs an invisibility cloak for her night tour?Don't the textbooks teach the Ignore and Invisibility spells?

You see, it's in the Hogwarts seventh grade Charms textbook!

In this way, Harry, who was severely despised, started a night tour with his little friends, Ron and Hermione, on this sinful night.

Originally, Harry planned to go to the Response Room on the eighth floor, but unfortunately there seemed to be a professor patrolling upstairs, so they couldn't go up. However, just as the three of them were about to go home, Hermione heard a cat meowing behind her.

not good!

The scalps of the three were numb, it was Filch's Mrs. Norris!

go quickly.Harry lipped to Ron.

Hermione followed behind, and the three of them stumbled back and forth in so many corridors in Hogwarts, and finally threw off Mrs. Norris who was chasing after her. However, the three of them found that it seemed, maybe, maybe ...seems to be lost.

"Hermione, what should we do?" Ron turned his head and asked Hermione pitifully.

"Idiot! Don't you still have guiding spells? Why panic?" Hermione squeezed the wand in her hand. Well, she was also a little nervous, but the excitement of the good boy's first night tour kicked off the nervousness very well. It's the corner.

"...Hermione, which book is that spell in?" Harry thought about it, but he still didn't remember that he had learned this spell.

"The third grade's Charms textbook!" Hermione's answer was taken for granted.

"Where is this?" Harry changed the subject tactfully.

"I don't know, let's go in and have a look, it's all here." Ron said.

It's all coming, it's a magic word.

So, urged on by the magic words, Harry pushed open the door, but the contents of the room were clearly throwing cold water on the three lion cubs who were holding their breath with excitement.

There is only one floor-to-ceiling mirror that reaches the height of the ceiling, and it seems to be nothing special except for the gorgeous decoration.

"What...a mirror?" Ron muttered in disappointment. "Let's go back to sleep!"

"It's already here, let's go after watching it." After all, it was a girl who had no resistance to such a large mirror, so Hermione stepped forward.

Harry followed, and Ron remained uninterested at the door.

Hermione slowly approached the mirror, and the image in the mirror was like a lake that had been thrown with stones, rippling, and then...

Harry saw Hermione look surprised.

"Hermione? What did you see?" Harry didn't know why he had an inexplicable sense of familiarity, as if standing in front of this mirror, he should see something for granted.

"Harry! I think I will become the owner of the library in the future!" Hermione smiled happily. "This is what I have been yearning for since I was a child!"

"Isn't that just a mirror?" Ron ran over curiously, pushing Hermione away to look at this gorgeous big mirror.

"Wow! I'm going to be the male chairman of the student union! Merlin, look! I also got the Quidditch trophy! So handsome!" Ron was excited.Jumping up and down, tugging at Harry's arm.

"Harry, come and see your future!"

Hermione was also very excited, who knew that such interesting things could be found in this night tour?

"No, I..." Harry instinctively resisted looking at the mirror.

Ron assisted Hermione, and the two dragged Harry to the mirror.

"Harry, what did you see?"

"It goes without saying that Harry will definitely become the captain of the Aurors! Harry is the savior of the world!"

"Hmph! Maybe Harry will become a professor at Hogwarts in the future?"

Hermione and Ron bickered again, and Harry avoided it with some headaches, neither of them knew how long the argument would last.

Harry was a little nervous and took a deep breath. He didn't know why, he was afraid of this mirror, he always had a premonition that he would lose everything reflected in this mirror.

That was the instinctive resistance of the soul.

But in the end, Harry looked up.

The mirror seemed to be walking through a fog, unlike the ripples of Hermione and Ron. It took Harry a while to see the picture in the mirror clearly.

There was a long table in the mirror, the lights were warm, there were many people, some of them knew each other, and some of them seemed familiar to Harry but couldn’t name them. Snape sat beside the grown-up Harry, holding the teapot and pouring black tea for Harry. A man with a scar on his face and a gentle smile, a handsome and rebellious man, and a couple, the woman has a pair of lake green water eyes, and the man's face is very similar to his own.

On the other side of the long table, sat Dumbledore who was still smiling, and the Weasley twins who were fighting.

There were lots of people, Harry couldn't remember their names, but they all had a good laugh.

Harry was stunned, the corners of his eyes were inexplicably moist, but the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, as if, this peaceful and serene picture was right in front of him, and if he took a step, he belonged there, and he was among those people.

But when he stepped forward, what he touched was a cold mirror.

The mirror image is still there, and so is the cold touch.

"Harry, what's the matter with you?" The quarrel between Hermione and Ron came to an end temporarily, and Hermione noticed that something was wrong on Harry's side, and asked with concern.

"No, nothing..." Harry came back to his senses and shook his head.

"Could it be your future..." Ron was a little frightened, could it be that Harry's future...

"No, very good." Harry interrupted Ron, "very good, but I'm afraid I won't have it."

"Let's go back first!" Hermione looked at the time and frowned.

"Oh, Harry, tell me, what did you see?" Ron walked out, tugging at Harry's sleeve and shaking it back and forth.

"It's nothing..." Harry perfunctory.

"Brother or not, tell me, I promise not to tell others! Really!" Ron jokingly punched Harry on the shoulder, "Could it be that you will marry in the future..." Ron lowered his voice, "Are you Didn't you see that your future wife is a nerd?"

Ron pointed quietly at Hermione.

Harry froze for a moment, then glared at Ron angrily, "No! Also, can you stop calling Hermione a nerd, anyway, they are helping you review, okay?"

"Hmph, who cares!" Ron said stiffly.

"Okay, okay, you're not interested." Then don't copy Hermione's notes and homework!Harry grumbled inwardly.

"Then what exactly did you see?" Ron insisted on this question, absolutely wanting to break the casserole and ask the end.

"One long table, lots of people. It's gone." Harry summed it up briefly.

"Who is who?" Ron was curious.

"There's Snape...Professor, and Headmaster Dumbledore, and George and Fred..."

"Oh, brother, it seems that you will definitely go back to Hogwarts to be a professor in the future... It's so pitiful. After you graduate, you still can't sleep late, and you still have to get up early."

"..." Harry twitched the corner of his mouth, "Go back!"

The three of Harry went back in a fight (do you really have the consciousness that this is a night tour?), in the darkness, a figure in a black robe walked out from a corner.

"Harry, is the desire you see the same as mine?"

The life at Hogwarts didn't seem to change anything because of the night tour that night, the days went on as usual, and the exams came as usual.

Hermione's ultimate review plan has been fully launched, and Harry and Ron were closely watched by Hermione to review. On this day, when the three were reviewing in the library, they ran into Draco.

"Draco, are you coming to review too?" Harry greeted.

Ron snorted and turned his head away, finding a seat to sit down.

Hermione didn't know why, so she followed Harry and greeted Draco.

"I'm not here to review! These simple knowledge still need to be reviewed?" Draco said disdainfully.

"Really?" Harry smiled. Hermione has almost finished memorizing the textbooks of the seventh grade, and is she still nervous about reviewing?Draco is too confident, which is not a good thing.

"Why, you don't believe it?" Although the two have established a revolutionary friendship in the weight loss business, but Draco's appearance, dignity, IQ... well, anything, cannot be provoked!

"I just don't believe you can get the first grade without reviewing." Harry shrugged. "After all, if it's just a pass, it's just not reviewing. Anyone can do it, right?"

"Of course I'll be number one!" Draco was a little annoyed, but he didn't pull out his wand. Bickering like this, Draco knew that Harry meant no harm, as if... as if they were teasing each other like this... Ah bah, provocative?bicker?Well, there is a feeling that we have been getting along like this for many years.

"Then who knows more spells than you and Hermione?" Harry raised his eyebrows, imitating Draco's raised eyebrows.

provocative!

This is Hongguo's teasing!

Ah bah, Hong Guoguo's provocation!

"How?" Of course Draco would not show weakness, how could he lose to a Muggleborn!

Mrs. Pince was not here today, and the little animals in the library were quickly attracted by the movement here. In the excited eyes of the crowd, Draco certainly couldn't regret it.

"Wait a minute, Hermione hasn't said whether to agree to you yet!" Harry turned to Hermione, "Hermione, how is it, do you want to agree?"

"Uh, as long as it doesn't disrupt my review plan, I have no problem."

"Thick! How could Hermione lose to the evil Slytherin?" Ron leaned forward again, staring at Draco with his hips akimbo.

"Hmph!" Draco turned his head away and walked away.

"Oh, slow down! Don't be angry!" Harry caught up, and the two brothers hooked up with Draco.

Draco snorted twice, but didn't push Harry away.

The two walked away talking and laughing, leaving behind a bunch of dumbfounded little animals.

Hermione couldn't understand why everyone was so surprised that Harry just made a friend who didn't seem to have a good temper, especially Ron...

"Don't read it, review!" Hermione raised the book in her hand and patted Ron on the head.

"Oh..." Ron walked away obediently.

The author has something to say: the grandmother at home abruptly advanced the departure time by more than an hour...

Cough cough, the second update I promised will be uploaded tonight, the peeing point of the Spring Festival Gala is when I type...

Well, in fact, today's second update can be watched tomorrow!

Tomorrow's New Year's Day, I will go out to pay New Year's greetings and have no time to update. Please take a day off, sorry~

Still please leave a positive message~

Happy New Year, success soon~

☆、New Year Special Speech

The author has something to say: Hey, Happy New Year~ Tomorrow...ah no, today, the first day of the Lunar New Year will not be updated, so I want to have a good day~

This is to make up for the double update promised yesterday~

Everyone still has to actively leave a message~ Moxi loves you~

yah~

Here are a few interview pictures, hehehe~

Snape: Harry, wait a minute, there's an interview for you?There is an appearance fee...

Harry: Oh, really?Sev, you didn't lie to me?That's good, I'm going!

Snape: Well, let's go...

On the occasion of the coming of the new year, Mouxi took advantage of the Spring Festival Gala's urination point, and brought Shihafu, who is not on New Year's Eve today, to wish everyone a happy new year, auspicious year of the horse, good health and all the best!

The host of this special Chinese New Year program has a cameo appearance by Xi, our savior Harry Potter, and our youngest Potions Master - Severus Snape.

Hereinafter, it will be referred to as S, ha.

Mouxi: Happy New Year everyone, let’s not talk nonsense, and invite our guests of this program to wish everyone a new year~

S: Happy New Year everyone.

Ha: Happy New Year everyone~

Moxi: Hey, as one of HP's most popular CPs, do you have anything to say to the many CP fans who support you?

Si [raise wand]: Remove one of them.

Ha [Curiosity]: Why do I always suffer in the YY of rotten girls?

Moxie: ……………………… Let’s get into today’s interview!

S&H: Avada Kedavra!

X: Well, the first question, what are the two names?

S: I don't do troll interviews.

Hal: You don't know my name...what did you say in the opening remark earlier.

Mouxi: Director, let me tell you that this problem can be eliminated!Well, let's proceed to the next question, what are the ages of the two of you?

Si [unhappy]: You do it yourself.

Ha [Elegant Laugh]: You know, according to your time, Sif is 54 years old this year, and I am 34 years old...but we are born again!If you are asking about my current age when I was reborn, in our time and space, I am 17 years old now, and Sif is 37 years old.

Moxi [moved to tears]: Harry!Woohoo, he is indeed a good son of Mom, and Mom will never abuse Siha again!

Ha [disdain]: My mother is prettier and slimmer than you.

Mouxi [serious face]: For the needs of the plot, abuse should be abused.Next question, may I ask the gender of the two...

Both wands are aimed at the host at the same time.

XX: As we all know, XX writes about HP in the direction of Tanmei.Well, so there is no doubt about the gender of the main character.Next question, what do you two think of your personality?

S: Rigorous, serious... (Harry glances)... awkward.

Ha: impulsive, careless, disobedient.

Moxie: Harry, you are really sincere... Next question, what do you think of each other's personality?

S: Very good.

Hal: Apart from being awkward, everything else is fine.

X: So when did the two meet?Where?

Si [Contemplation]: The first time we met... No, it wasn't at Hogwarts, it was at Potter's house.

Ha [depressed mood]: Hmm.

X: What was your first impression of the other party?

Si [stiff]: Uh...

Ha [wry smile]: How could he have me in his eyes at that time?

X: Then what do you like about each other?

S: All.

H: All of them.

X: So what do you hate about each other?

S: Doing things without considering the consequences, impulsive, reckless.

Ha: It's very awkward. I don't say anything directly, but talk in a twist and turn.

X: Then do you think you have a good relationship with each other?

S: There's nothing wrong with that.

Ha [helpless]: What do you think? (microphone turned to audience)

Audience: Of course!

Moxie: What do you call each other?

S: Harry, Potter, Trolls...

H: Seaver, Professor.

X: Then how do you want to be called by the other party?

H&S: That's fine for now.

Mouxi: Next question, if you use an animal as a metaphor, who do you think the other party is?

H: Cobra?

S: Lion.

X: Hey, I'm so uncreative.

Ha [helpless]: The cobra king who is possessive and protective?

Si [Calm]: Lion.

X: If you were to give gifts to each other, what would you give?

S: An aphrodisiac.

Ha [blush]: Myself.

Mouxi: Hey, hey...this is the first fifty questions!So what gift do you want for yourself?

Hal: No potions, no Lucius, no Dumbledore, no... er, world of two.

S: He.

Moxie: Then do you have any dissatisfaction with each other?What is it normally?

H: Too many times...

S: Some poses refuse to cooperate.

Moxie: Here are the first fifty questions...

S: Don't get cheap and act good!

X: Let's move on to the next question.What's wrong with me?

H: This question...

S: We don't want to answer.

X: So what's wrong with the other party?

Hal: I don't think you have enough space.

S: Agreed.

X: What kind of things does the other party do that will make you unhappy?

S: Take your own risk.

Ha: Restrict my freedom in life...

X: Speak human words.

Ha: He put me in confinement!

X: So what did you do that would make the other person unhappy?

S: Once a night.

Ha: Don't cooperate with his bad taste...

X: How far has your relationship reached?

S&H: You think we've done everything we need to do.

Moxie: Where did the two meet for the first time... Ah, no, this question can't be answered, it will leak the plot... Well, the next question... What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time... Skip, how far did it go? To some extent... oh, this can be answered.

S: Second base.

H: Mmm.

(First base holds hands, second base KISS, third base rolls the sheets)

X: Where do you go on a regular date?

S&H: Cellar.

X: What kind of preparations will you make for each other's birthday?

S: Give gifts... like potions... or... potions.

Hal: Maybe... do the expansion first?

Moxie: Harry, don't be so unrestrained... Next question, which party confessed first?

Ha: Before rebirth it was me, after rebirth it was him.

S: Yes.

X: Then how much do you like each other?

Hal: I can use that shitty Phoebus Apollo'swish for him.

S: I died blowing up a cauldron for him once.

Moxie: It's true love... So, do you love each other?

Hal: Sev, I doubt the IQ of the host.

S: Harry, I love you.

Ha【///】: Well, me too.

Xi [→_→]: Next question, what did the other party say that makes you feel wrong?

S: Quickly give me...

Hal: Harry I love you.

Moxi: If you feel that the other party is suspected of having a change of heart, what will you do?

S: He won't.

Hal: He won't.

X: Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

S: Remember to come back and love me at the end.

Hal: He won't change his mind.

X: What if the other party is more than an hour late for a date?

H&S: We'll Apparate.

Moxie: The other party's sexy expression?

Ha: The expression of concentration when making the potion...

S: When I was biting my pen in class.

X: When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?

Ha [Innocent]: Finish running together?

Si [stare]: Don't spoil Harry.

Moxie: Harry, you are only now pretending to be innocent...it's too late, okay?next question!What do you feel happiest about?

Si & Ha [calm face]: Love.

Moxie: Ever quarreled?

S: It used to be... uh, noisy every day.

H: At that time, we both disliked each other.

Moxi: What kind of quarrels are they?

S: Don't try to stir up discord.

Hal: That's all in the past!

Moxi: How to reconcile later?

S: Closed confinement.

Hal: Only my confinement.

X: Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

S&H: Of course.

X: When will you feel that you are loved?

Si: I was secretly kissed when I was next to him for guidance in class.

Hal: He brought me breakfast.

S: Then you are not allowed to stay in bed!

Ha: hum!Who caused my lack of sleep?

Mouxi: Heck, enough of you guys, the first fifty questions are coming to an end soon, and the next fifty questions are coming soon!The next question is, how do you express your love?

Si: A full set of potions for health care.

Hal: Get him in trouble... only him in trouble.

X: Then when will you feel that "you don't love me anymore"?

S: He doesn't cooperate with me...

Ha: He insisted that I cooperate with him...

Moxi: Then what kind of flower do you think is suitable for each other?

S: I have no research on flowers, can we talk about potion ingredients?

Hal: How about a little about Quidditch?

X: When I didn't ask.The next question is, is there something that the two of them are hiding from each other?

S: Yes!

H: You need some private space.

X: Where does your inferiority complex come from?

S: Age difference.

Hal: I'm dumber than him.

X: Is the relationship between the two public or secret?

S: Anyone who has eyesight knows it, and those who don't have eyesight don't need to know.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……

X: Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

S&H: Of course.

Moxie: Good!Finally, the long-awaited last fifty questions are here!May I ask who is the attacker and who is the recipient?

Ha【///】: I... I'm on top!

Si [Calm]: Recently we are trying to ride.

X: Why did you make such a decision?

Ha [Resentment]: Because you said that our CP is irreversible.

S: Ask you!

X: Are you satisfied with the current situation?

S: Satisfied.

Ha: 【///】It's okay.

Moxie: Where was the first H?

S: In the house in Spinner's End.

Hal: Well, yeah, that's when Kreacher came to make trouble... (Kreacher gives a cold glance)...Kreacher came to set us up, um, that's it.

X: How did you feel at that time?

H: It hurts a bit.

S: Cool.

Moxi: What was the other party's appearance at that time?

Si & Ha: I can't see clearly without the lights on!

Moxi: What was your first sentence in the morning of the first night?

S: Potter?

Hal: Professor, I... this, I didn't do it...

X: What do you think is the best number of H sessions per week?

S: The more the merrier.

Ha: I don't see any use for this...

X: So what do you think is the ideal situation, how many times a week?

S: The more the merrier.

H: Ditto.

X: So, what kind of H is it?

S: The kind you like.

Hal: Well, yes.

X: Where is your most sensitive?

H: Belly.

S: Behind the ears.

X: The most sensitive part of the other party?

Ha: Beep——

S: Beep——

Moxi: Describe the other party at H in one sentence?

S: Grieving little goblin.

Ha: Sexiest man in Slytherin.

X: Frankly speaking, do you like H?

H: Mmm.

S: Of course.

Xxi: In general, where is H?

S: Hogwarts.

H: Cellar.

X: Well, I think the professor's large scope already includes Harry's small scope.

Moxie: Which H location do you want to try?

S: Blake's old house.

Ha: Just be normal...

X: Should I take a shower before or after H?

S: Both the front, the middle, and the back, it depends on your understanding.

X: Is there any agreement at H?

S&H: None.

X: Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

S: Yes.

H: No.

Moxi: "If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body", do you agree with it or oppose it?

Ha [serious consideration]: It sounds like it’s not bad...in fact, the most important thing is to see if I am the protagonist.

S: I should be the protagonist, right?

X: What would you do if the other party was raped/raped by thugs?

Hal: Any thugs dare?

Si [Murderous Aura Scattered]: ...you...guess?

Moxi: Then do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

S: What do you think?

H: It depends.If you are playing a role-playing game...see the role requirements...

S: Needless to say that much.

Moxie: If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Si [raising eyebrows]: Do you think... Lucius will be lonely?

Ha [shivering]: Ron has Hermione watching, Draco has Snape watching... what do you want me to do?

Moxie: Do you think you are good at H?

S: Of course.

Ha【///】: Maybe.

X: So what about the other party?

S: Uh huh, not bad.

H: Mmm.

X: What do you want the other party to say during H?

S: Give it to me, I want it, hurry up, go deeper... something like that?

Ha: Go to bed after this time.

Moxi: Which expression do you like more when the other party is in H?

S: Private collection, please do not view.

Hal: Well, I'm the same as Sev.

Moxi: Then do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Hal: No.

S: No.

X: Are you interested in S/M?

Ha: Ahem, if Sev has this request...

S: I can't bear it.

X: If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Hal: Huh, we can finally start our platonic love affair.

S: Make potions.

X: What do you think about rape?

Si: Due to the low level and inexperience, he became angry and hooked up after failing the result.

H: Bastard!Beast!

Moxi: What is the more painful thing in H?

SS: Before... his aging agent suddenly failed.

Ha: He will change his posture halfway through!

Moxi: Hey, in the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

S: Library?

H: The stairwell.

X: Has the recipient ever actively seduced you?

S: He's been tempting me all the time.

Ha [→_→]: You think too much!

X: What was the attacker's expression at that time?

HA: He always had that look.

S: ...

X: Has the attacker committed any violence/violence?

Hal: No, he won't hurt me.

S: Hmm.

X: At that time, the recipient's reaction was... oh well, without the previous question, this question is not valid.Next question, for you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

H: Sev.

S: Harry.

X: So, does the current partner meet your ideals?

H: Mmm.

S: Can no longer match.

X: Did you use small props in H?Hey, let me give you an example.

Hal: The twins sent some to Sev...

Si: It's just jumping/egging/massaging/massaging/stick/breasting/clamping... These two guys are getting less and less creative!

X: When did your first separation happen?

S: 16 years old?Still 17 years old?Anyway, when I first joined the Death Eaters.

Moxi: Uh, it's so early, professor!What about Harry?

Ha: Physical age 13.

Moxie: ...

Moxi: Was the object at that time your current lover?

S: No.

Har: Yes.

Mouxi: Professor, you really can do it...

SS: His soul was not young at that time, was it?

X: So where do you like to be kissed the most?

S: Adam's apple.

Ha: Mouth.

Moxie: So what's your favorite place to kiss each other?

H: Chest.

S: Earlobes.

Moxie: Then what was the thing that pleased each other the most when you were in H?

Ha: Cooperate obediently.

S: End within three times.

X: So what did you think about when you were in H?

H: Can't think of anything...

S: Was the man very focused at that time?

X: Then how many times do you have sex in one night?

Ha: See if the first class tomorrow is his class or if it is a weekend holiday.

S: Depends on mood.

X: Then in H, did you take off your clothes by yourself, or did the other party help you take them off?

Ha: Depends on the specific situation.

S: Actually I tend to do it myself...but it's also entertaining to have him.

X: What do the Hs represent to you?

H: enjoy?

Moxie: Harry, you are really getting more and more direct, alas, it seems that I have trained/taught you well!Oh heh heh heh... (Snape raises his wand) Um, what about the professor?

S: A 20-year age difference is really not a problem for wizards.

Moxie: ...Yes, that's right!Well, finally, let's start Music!

(Background music "Unforgettable Tonight")

In this beautiful and classic melody, before the curtain of the Spring Festival Gala, which is full of urinating aunts all the time without drinking water, please say a word to your lovers as the end of this program.

Si [contemplative]: Uh... hey, Harry, did you turn off the gas when you came out?

Ha [helpless]: Of course it's off.

Mouxi [gritting teeth]: You guys, be more affectionate...be more serious!

S [shrugging]: Alright alright...Harry what shall we have for dinner tonight?

H: Sirloin steak?

Moxi [gritting teeth]: Deep!Affection!just!through!

S: Harry, would you cook me sirloin for the rest of your life?

Hal: No, even if you are not tired of eating, I will...

A certain [the string of reason snapped]:! ! !

S: Cooperate, the host is out of his mind.

Hal: Honey, I do!

Director: Ka!knock off!Drag the host down to the Seventh Hospital!The treasurer paid the two guests an appearance fee, and then we went to the carnival... Ah bah, each went back to his own house, and each went to his own mother!Go home for the new year~

Snape & Harry & Director & Finance & other staff members...& Mouxi: I wish everyone success in the Year of the Horse and all the best in the New Year!