found a fool

Xia Liyang was an orphan with no father or mother. When he grew up, he became an author, and then became a dead house squatting at home. He seldom went out, and his living funds came from manuscript fees.

Occasionally, the dead house has to go out. On Qixi Festival, he was full of dog food. After much deliberation, he decided to buy a dog to share the dog food with. He quickly shrank back without taking three steps after opening the door.

It was too hot, and Xia Liyang was hit by a heat wave as soon as he went out. He lived on the uppermost floor, and the air conditioner in the room didn't work. When he went to the corridor, he felt what a steamer was.

After thinking about it, he decided not to go out. He lowered the temperature of the air conditioner a little, lay down comfortably on the bed, turned on his phone and prepared to have sex.

Rows of red envelopes are swiping the screen in the group:

[Red Envelope] Single Wang Cai reminds me to change!

[Red envelope] Are you barking today?

[Password red envelope] I am a single dog, babbling!

[Password red envelope] I am willing to be single for the rest of my life, in exchange for my group of friends getting out of the singles!

Xia Liyang quickly snatched a red envelope, but was spotted by sharp-eyed people, and they all asked: Brother Yang, didn't you pick a shepherd dog?

Pleasant Goat’s older brother Li Yangyang: I counted, it’s not suitable to go out today.

The lazy cancer who collects second-hand roses: You are a lazy cancer...Come on, look at my group business cards, I have received second-hand roses on the Qixi Festival~

Pleasant Goat’s elder brother Li Yangyang: Lazy Cancer King Ni Zukai ╰(‵ ′)╯It’s because of an epiphany, so what about couples?If you don’t look at it, you will be calm, so why worry about it... Hey, what I said is so philosophical, so good!

So-and-so who never updates: [Hamster Knocks Melon Seeds.JPG] This person is crazy, let's bury him.

Pleasant Goat's older brother Li Yangyang: You two...

The lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses: [A cute face.JPG] We are both very good OVO

The heavenly master with inaccurate fortune-telling: Old sheep, I just made a fortune-telling for you. You will meet a destined love when you go out today. Are you sure you don’t want to go out?

Pleasant Goat's older brother Li Yangyang: [Groundhog scream.JPG] Get out! ! !

So-and-so who doesn’t update: [Dislike.JPG] If you tell your fortune with a magic stick, you might be able to tell your fortune. Besides, he went out to pick up a dog. Could it be that he met a demon dog of destiny?

Unaccurate fortune-telling celestial master: I made full use of my ability to be inaccurate in calculations. If he goes out, there will be disasters. On the other hand, rounding up means that he will get out of the order when he goes out today!

Lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses: It makes sense, but I can't refute [email protected] Pleasant Goat's brother Li Yangyang. It thundered and rained and went out to buy the Destiny Demon Dog!

So-and-so who never updates: It makes sense, but I can’t refute [email protected] Pleasant Goat’s brother Li Yangyang. It’s thundering and it’s raining and I’m going out to buy a Destiny Demon Dog!

I always want to eat strawberries on the street: What I said makes sense, but I can't refute [email protected] Pleasant Goat's brother Li Yangyang. It thundered and rained and went out to buy a Destiny Demon Dog!

Xiaolu is a tentacle monster: The group is so lively today. @喜羊羊的哥哥李羊羊. They call you.

Pleasant Goat’s older brother Li Yangyang:  …

The people in the group were noisy, and the group of idle copyists copied that passage casually, Xia Liyang looked at it, and really thought of going out to buy a dog.

Half an hour later, Xia Liyang stood in the pet shop, feeling that it was a mistake for him to go out, he almost got sunburned outside just now, and now he doesn't have any thoughts of picking on dogs, he just thinks that the air conditioner in the pet shop is very cool.

"Sir, what gift do you want to choose?" The shop owner came over and said, "You can tell me your preferences, and I will recommend you a suitable pet."

"Dog." Xia Liyang only said this one word. After being a rascal on the Internet, he was a little unaccustomed to being in front of strangers. He always spoke as briefly as possible, as if putting on airs.

It may be annoying for others to do this, but Xia Liyang is good-looking, and because he doesn't go out often, his complexion is fair, and he looks very beautiful. Beauty always has privileges, so others only think that he is tall and cold, but they don't know that this tall Leng Fan'er's beauty was cowardly.

The owner of the store glanced directly at Xia Liyang's face, but he still spoke very professionally. He didn't ask anything else, but said gently: "There are also many kinds of dogs in the store, which one do you want? Large dog or small dog?"

"Small dog." Xia Liyang put his eyes on a white puppy in a certain cage. The puppy was only about the size of a palm. It jumped lively in the cage and barked a few times with a clear and sweet voice.

He was about to tell the shopkeeper that he wanted this one, when he heard someone shouting outside: "Boss, the dog has been brought back."

Xia Liyang then looked over there, and saw a cart outside, and in the cage on the cart was a majestic big black dog, but the black dog looked a little listless, and stayed in the cage lazily, motionless.

"What kind of dog is this?" Xia Liyang moved closer to the cage, and even tried to touch the smooth and shiny fur of the black dog, but was stopped by the shopkeeper quickly.

"This dog is fierce and can bite people!" He said, "Sir, aren't you going to want a small dog? I'll pick a docile one for you."

But when the black dog looked over, his eyes were not fierce at all, on the contrary, he was very well-behaved. Xia Liyang seemed to be able to hear him shouting foolishly: "Choose me, choose me!"

"Just it." Xia Liyang looked at the black dog with satisfaction: "How much?"

"Are you sure you want him?" the shopkeeper asked, "No regrets?"

"I don't regret it." Lin Ling thought he was afraid that he would return the product in the future, and after thinking about it, he added: "I rescued a little black dog when I was young, and I planned to raise it, but unfortunately I couldn't find it in a few days .”

The shopkeeper smiled: "Then I don't need money. When the dog was sent to me, I didn't ask for money. Just take it away."

Xia Liyang scanned Ofubao silently, sent a price that he thought was suitable, thanked him, and pushed the trolley away.

After he left, the small white dog barked at the shopkeeper several times, and the shopkeeper seemed to understand what he said, and replied flatly: "That is a destined love, what can I do?"

The little white dog barked a few more times, and the shopkeeper glared at it impatiently: "Of course I remember that you gave the money, and it's because of the money that I don't casually play with you, otherwise, why should I care about you? !"

If Xia Liyang had been a little more careful, he would have remembered that the name on Ofubao was 001, an employee of Marriage Network, but he just thought the name was funny at the time, and quickly forgot about it.

Pushing the trolley downstairs, I realized that raising a large dog is not that simple. At least I have to tell the property owner first, but it is too hot now, there are no people on the road, and he just wants to go back quickly Blow the air conditioner.

After putting the cage in a suitable place and ordering a batch of dog supplies nearby, the staff is expected to deliver the things in the afternoon. Xia Liyang finally lay comfortably on the bed again, feeling a little dazed.

Just bought a big dog back?What was I thinking just now?

Xia Liyang raised his forehead in regret, turned on his phone and found that the group was very deserted at the moment, seeing that it was time to eat, he got up to cook, and cooked some meat for the dog by the way.

After he finished eating, he looked at his phone again, and found that the group was lively again, and someone even attacked him. He flipped forward and found that it was the guy with the magic stick.

Unaccurate fortune teller: call Lao Yang!Call the old sheep! @喜羊羊的哥哥李阳羊.) You’re not really going out, are you?I just checked the weather on your side. The temperature on the road is a bit high.

The lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses: I probably passed out on the side of the road, rest in peace.

Christmas Puppy: Is it so hard? @喜羊羊的哥哥李羊羊. Dude, let’s live!

This group of gag-loving guys quickly changed the subject, Xia Liyang thought for a while, and only sent one word——

Pleasant Goat’s older brother Li Yangyang: Zhi

Someone who never updates: Yo, are you back?Where's your Destiny Demon Dog?

Pleasant Goat's older brother Li Yangyang: [Flash] Here, here it is.

So the group of friends boiled over, and the general reaction was: Wuyuan, did you really buy it? !

The heavenly master who is inaccurate in fortune-telling: Have you ever encountered love or fate?

Pleasant Goat’s elder brother Li Yangyang: You guys have hurt me so much. It’s so hot today that you can roast people. There are no people on the road. There is no fart. The only dog ​​I saw is the owner. Help the owner deliver I didn't see anyone with a dog!Girls don't even have half of them!

Before he knew it, they chatted until the afternoon. Xia Liyang answered the phone. The caller was a staff member of pet equipment. He hurriedly opened the door to sign for the receipt, but he always felt that the staff's expression was not quite right.

YouQi looked at him as if looking at a beast.

Xia Liyang signed for the package full of doubts, closed the door and turned around. As soon as his eyes touched the cage, he froze, thinking that he might be hallucinating due to heat stroke.

There is no dog in the cage, there is only a man curled up inside. This man has a honey-colored skin and a good figure. Xia Liyang can faintly see abdominal muscles and a black hair on a certain part.

Xia Liyang took two steps back, stepped back to the door, pulled the door tentatively, and made sure it was locked securely, then looked at the man in embarrassment, and said cautiously: "Hi?"

The man turned his head to look at him in bewilderment, tilting his head to show a puzzled expression. Although he was in human form, his appearance was also very tough, which couldn't be compared with cuteness, but his black ears hadn't been retracted yet, and the top of his head fluttered a few times. There is a kind of contrast that hits people's hearts.

Xia Liyang covered his nose, making sure the bottom was dry, and then walked over slowly, taking only a small step at a time, making sure that the other party was wrong to hurt him, before taking another step forward.

So it took Xia Liyang a full 10 minutes to walk from the door to the cage. He squatted in front of the cage to observe this "man" carefully, paying special attention to the pair of fluffy ears.

The man looked at him stupidly, his stupidity wasn't so obvious when he was a dog, but now it was clearly revealed, so that Xia Liyang couldn't feel any precautions.

He silently took out his mobile phone and entered the group, Aite's magic stick.

Pleasant Goat’s elder brother Li Yangyang: @奥身不定的天师, kneel down to the uncle!

Christmas puppy: ?

The inaccurate fortune teller:? ?

So-and-so who never updates:? ? ?

The lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses:? ? ? ?

Then Xia Liyang went crazy and asked him what happened, but Xia Liyang didn't watch the group anymore because his mobile phone was snatched by a man turned into a black dog.

The man moved very fast, and before Xia Liyang could react, the phone disappeared. He was startled, and suddenly realized that if the man had slapped him forcefully, he might be in a state of looking for teeth all over the place now.

But the man didn't take the opportunity to hit him. He just put the phone on the phone like a child and played back and forth. Fortunately, he accidentally turned off the screen when he snatched the phone, and now he can't click anything when he turns it on again.

Xia Liyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, stretched out his hand to him, and coaxed him softly: "Give me your phone, please? I still need it, be good, give me your phone."

The man didn't respond, Xia Liyang hesitated for a moment, and said in a slightly harsh tone: "Give me the phone! Don't be disobedient, I'm going to be angry, give it back!"

The man seemed to be afraid that he would get angry, so he cowardly handed the phone back, and then looked at Xia Liyang aggrievedly, as if Xia Liyang had bullied him.

Xia Liyang made a serious face on purpose, and muttered: "I don't want you anymore, I'll send you back!"

After he finished speaking, he turned his head and left, but he was still paying attention to the movement behind him. When he heard the sound of whimpering, he couldn't help but strode back after walking a few steps. Only then did he realize that the man was really crying.

Seeing Xia Liyang come back, the man raised his head in a daze, with tears in his eyes, his appearance really didn't match his appearance.

He sighed, he didn't know what to do with this man, he called the pet shop by the cage, but the pet shop didn't know anything, and when he asked for help online, he thought he was joking.

After what happened just now, he could also see that the man could understand what he was saying, but his mind seemed to be similar to that of a child, and he was a child of three or four years old.

When he regained his senses, he realized that his legs were sore from squatting for too long. Looking at the time, it was already 07:30 in the evening. Looking outside, it was already dark. Looking at the cage, the man inside was curled up pitifully.

There was nothing under the cage, so it would definitely be uncomfortable to lie on it, and there were no sheets in it, and the space was small, and luckily the man could bear it all the time.

He sighed again, stared at the man for a long time, and said in a low voice, "You have to be good."

The man nodded, tilted his head and looked at Xia Liyang.

"Be obedient." This sentence has the same meaning as the previous sentence, but Xia Liyang thinks it's better to say it a few more times. After the man nodded, he added another sentence: "Don't do bad things."

No matter what he said, the man nodded straightly, and even put his head close to the control, signaling Xia Liyang to touch it, Xia Liyang put his hand on top of his head, and he rubbed it obediently.

Really, the wife is good, Xia Liyang couldn't hold it for a minute, he hesitated, took out the key, opened the cage, went to get a quilt, and put it in the guest room for the man to live in.

When making the bed, Xia Liyang asked casually: "What's your name?"

"Xiao Yi," the man replied very seriously, "My name is Xiao Yi."

Xia Liyang originally thought that the man didn't have a name, but when he heard him say that suddenly, he stopped making the bed, turned around and asked suspiciously: "You have a name, which one is stronger and which one is fortitude?"

Xiao Yi took his hand and wrote those few words in his palm earnestly, Xia Liyang withdrew his hand uncomfortably, turned around and continued to make the bed: "I know, I know, why do you have to tell me this? "

"Do you have parents?" Xia Liyang asked.

Xiao Yi shook his head and said he didn't know, Xia Liyang asked a few more similar questions, Xiao Yi said he didn't know, as if he only remembered his name, and he didn't know anything else.

Xia Liyang felt even more depressed, he thought: I can't raise a stupid monster for a lifetime, can I?

After Xia Liyang made the bed, Xiao Yi lay on the bed, looking very happy, and even rolled over, but when Xia Liyang helped him turn on the light and was about to leave, he swooped over and hugged Xia Liyang. Li Yang's waist refused to let him go.

"Hey, let go!" Xia Liyang felt that this posture was not very good. He frowned and tried to break Xiaoyi's elbow but he couldn't do it at all. Xiaoyi even said in his ear aggrievedly: "Don't go, Yangyang, do not go......"

This sentence made Xia Liyang tremble, and he asked sharply: "How do you know that my nickname is Yang Yang?!"

Fumbling to turn on the light, Xia Liyang saw Xiaoyi's blank expression, as if he didn't understand why he yelled like that, he just buried his head on Xia Liyang's shoulder, and said very clingingly: "Don't go..."

"Let go, are you disobedient?" Xia Liyang threatened him: "If you are disobedient, I will throw you away tomorrow!"

Xiao Yi immediately let go of his hand cowardly, and watched Xia Liyang leave, reluctantly but the door was closed, he couldn't see the human being who made him feel familiar and comfortable.

So he turned into a big black dog, lay down on the bed, wagging his tail, wondering what he was thinking.

But Xia Liyang suffered from insomnia, and he felt overwhelmed thinking about the monster living next door to him, and still couldn't decide how to deal with him.

Just as he was thinking about it, he heard a bang from the next door. Xia Liyang got up in a daze, went to the next door in a daze, stared at the broken door in a daze, and finally pulled out someone who was pretending to be transparent from behind the sofa. black dog.

He was furious: "What are you trying to do?!"

"I want to find you." Xiao Yi lowered his head and said, "I miss Yang Yang, but I can't see Yang Yang, the door is locked and I can't get out..."

But Xia Liyang thought of the cage. He originally thought that Xiaoyi couldn't get out, but now he felt that Xiaoyi was too lazy to come out. Instead of reprimanding Xiaoyi, he asked him to break the cage's railing—it bent in an instant.

Xia Liyang felt that he should be angry, but he couldn't get angry strangely, he just said dumbfoundingly: "Forget it, you can come to my room and make a bed on the floor."

Xiao Yi's eyes lit up instantly, and he nodded vigorously.

So they lived in the same room, Xia Liyang spread a thick sheet on the carpet, trying to make Xiaoyi lie comfortably, but he just refused to let Xiaoyi go to bed.

He is a straight man, but in the author group he often stays with, there are a group of danmei writers who inevitably know a lot about homosexuality. He couldn't help thinking about what was said in the group today.

Coincidentally, after Xiaoyi came to this room, Xia Liyang fell asleep for a long time, and slept so soundly that he didn't even notice that Xiaoyi went to bed.

When it was almost dawn, Xiao Yi quietly lay back on the bed, as if he wasn't the one who went to bed to hug others in the middle of the night.

Xia Liyang originally thought that he would never be able to raise a silly monster for a lifetime, but when he got to the truth, he suddenly found that it was not bad to have such a person staying at home together, and it was much more lively than before.

Xiaoyi is not a talkative character, so Xia Liyang doesn't need to think about any topics to chat, which is just what he likes, but at other times, he has one more person, no matter what he cooks, he thinks it is delicious, and no matter what he does, he is right ...friends?

Xia Liyang took a look at Xiaoyi who was changing the light bulb, and put an X on the word "friend" in his heart, but he wondered what it was, could it be like a relative?

He couldn't help but go to the group for help and ask those bad friends.

Pleasant Goat’s older brother Li Yangyang: Manually @all members, come out hi, I ask you a question, listen to me first.

Someone who never updates: Say.

The lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses: I am listening.

The inaccurate fortune teller: Lao Yang, you don’t seem to be hanging out so much recently?

Christmas puppy: what's the problem?

Xiaolu is a tentacle monster: ? ? ?

So-and-so who never updates: Where is the person?

Pleasant Goat’s older brother Li Yangyang: That’s how it is. My new friend lives with me. He usually helps me with this and that.

The lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses: ...he has taken a fancy to you, and the appraisal is complete.

The inaccurate fortune teller: Wait a minute, him?

So-and-so who never updates: ... him?

Xiaolu is a tentacle monster: Hey, man? !

Pleasant Goat’s older brother Li Yangyang: Where did you go?That's not what I'm asking!

Pleasant Goat’s elder brother Li Yangyang: I mean, am I like a relative with him now, should I sworn a brother or something?

Someone who never updates: Like a relative?With all due respect, he probably won't be happy if he knows you think so.

Unaccurate fortune teller: Don’t think that way, maybe the other party just thinks that if you live in someone’s house, you should help with housework. By the way, buddy, does he pay for the accommodation?

Pleasant Goat's brother Li Yangyang: No...

Christmas Puppy: That’s normal. It’s probably the same as what the magic stick said. I just feel embarrassed and want to do something, so I help with housework.

Pleasant Goat's older brother Li Yangyang: But we... are in a special situation.

Hujie always wants to eat strawberries: [Smile.JPG] How special is the situation?Share the same bed?

Pleasant Goat’s elder brother Li Yangyang: That’s not true, we just share a room, because the door of the guest room is broken, so he sleeps on the floor in my room.

Unaccurate fortune teller: ...It seems that something is wrong, buddy, is your chrysanthemum still there?

The lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses: [JPG trembling and raised paw] I still think that your tenant may like you......

Christmas Puppy: Me too...

Xia Liyang sprayed this group of dirty people, looked away from the phone, and couldn't help asking: "You don't like me, do you?"

Xiaoyi's face turned red instantly, and he murmured, "Yangyang, I, I..."