found a fool

Xiao Yi, I, I, I didn't say a fart for a long time, but his blushing and shy appearance had already clearly told Xia Liyang what he thought, and Xia Liyang said stiffly: "Okay, shut up."

Xiao Yi then shut up and looked at Xia Liyang with a pure face.

Xia Liyang ignored him, and sent a sentence to the group: Now, here comes the question, how can I persuade this tenant to give up his unhealthy thoughts?

The group chattered about other things, because his words were quiet for a minute, and after a minute, Mr. Lazy Cancer sent a message first.

The lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses: Foggy!Xiao Yang, the amount of information in this passage of yours is a little bit large. Combined with your previous speech, it can make up 30 words of obscenity, and it is abusive!

After posting, she quickly withdrew the sentence and reposted it again. Xia Liyang looked at it and found that she just changed the three characters of "Xiaohuangwen" into "Danmeiwen". , Lazy Jun sent another sentence.

The lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses: I made a mistake, you have to understand, I am so pure! [Sit nicely.JPG]

Inaccurate fortune teller: However, I saw it.

XXX who never updates: Woman, the purest color on your body is yellow.

Xiaolu is a tentacle monster: what are you talking about?

Pleasant Goat's older brother Li Yangyang: Hehe...

The lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses: catch that sheep!Don't besiege me, you are obviously talking about him! @喜羊羊的哥子Li Yangyang. Stop!Hold back!Tell us what's going on!

So-and-so who never updates: Yes, don’t worry about being lazy, grab that sheep, and if you don’t say anything, eat mutton skewers tonight!

Pleasant Goat’s older brother, Li Yangyang: emmmmmmmmm

Unaccurate fortune teller: Give up struggling, buddy, you are destined to have this calamity.

I always want to eat strawberries on the street: Yo~ Is there something exciting to watch?

The lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses: Where is the person?Ran?

Pleasant Goat’s older brother Li Yangyang: No...I’m just trying to organize my words, please keep quiet.

Pleasant Goat’s older brother Li Yangyang: That’s right... I picked him up. He’s an amnesiac. He can’t remember anything except his own name, but he seems to know my nickname.

Xia Liyang can't say that he bought it back. After thinking about it, the most suitable reason is that he picked it up. The shop owner didn't want to collect money at that time, so it was nothing if he rounded it up.

The attention of a certain group of friends is not quite right...

I always want to eat strawberries on the street: what is this?Outline for your next article? No.1 called Wen?

The celestial master with inaccurate fortune-telling: Don't interrupt, listen to the old sheep.

Pujie always wants to eat strawberries: Okay, don't interrupt ♂.

So-and-so who never updates: I seem to see a car speeding past me...

The lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses: +1

Pleasant Goat’s elder brother Li Yangyang: Anyway, he has been living in my house all this time. After all, I don’t know where he lives. His IQ is like a three-year-old child, so I can’t bear to drive him out.

Xiaolu is a tentacle monster: Uh, I always feel that something is wrong......

Lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses: You mean, you picked up an amnesia patient, this person only remembers you and his own name, and his IQ is like a child at the age of three?

Unaccurate fortune teller: This rhythm is not right. [email protected] Pleasant Goat’s brother Li Yangyang. Lao Yang, tell the truth, is it because we teased you to buy a black dog some time ago, and now you make up stories to revenge us?

Pleasant Goat’s older brother Li Yangyang: Yes!real!of!Why am I lying to you? !

Pujie always wants to eat strawberries: It’s fun to tease us~

Pleasant Goat’s brother Li Yangyang: If you don’t believe me, I’ll take a photo for you!

Xiaolu is a tentacle monster: Yo~

Someone who never updates: Yo~

The lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses: Yo~

There is another row of copies at the bottom, and other people from Aite came to see it. The group owner also joined in the fun, and directly said to all members of Aite: It's a blast, it's a blast!Someone took a photo!Don't wait!

And Xia Liyang didn't look at the group anymore. After he asked Xiaoyi to take a picture, he asked Xiaoyi to take a picture of himself. Xiaoyi took the phone and nodded solemnly. He went to the battlefield to kill the enemy.

He tried all kinds of angles, Xia Liyang snatched the phone impatiently: "One shot is enough, not so many... Hey, why didn't you take a picture?"

Xiao Yi lowered his head slightly, and whispered: I want to take the best photos for Yang Yang.

Xia Liyang looked at Xiao Yi with complicated emotions, and wanted to say a thousand words, but in the end he only said three words: "It's not necessary."

Xiaoyi had no choice but to take a picture of him sullenly.

At this time, five or six minutes had passed, and the group of friends began to speculate whether someone had run away. They made jokes and made jokes, but they had no bad intentions.

When Xia Liyang sent the photos, he mosaiced his face first, and then sent flash photos.

Pleasant Goat’s older brother Li Yangyang: [Flash] [Flash] Look!The first is me, the second is him.

Unaccurate fortune-telling celestial master: Wait a moment, I'll check if it's the same style as the Internet celebrity.

Pleasant Goat’s elder brother Li Yangyang: Holy crap, you don’t believe me?It's a pity that I asked you to tell my fate back then!

Unaccurate fortune-telling celestial master: cough cough, I mean your clothes are pretty, go and see if you have the same style!real!You have to believe me, old man!

Pleasant Goat's older brother Li Yangyang: Heh...

The peach blossoms are so delicate: why bother?Wouldn't it be enough to just say an action and ask them to do that action?

The lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses: we must be in the same frame~

So-and-so who never updates: same frame~

Peach blossoms are so delicate: frame~

Pleasant Goat's brother Li Yangyang: It's muddy!Wait for me a few minutes!

A few minutes later, he posted a group photo that was obviously taken in a mirror, and the group of friends began to analyze it, and finally came to a conclusion: A certain sheep really spent a lot of money to deceive them.

Xia Liyang went crazy: Why don't you believe it? !

The lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses: No way, your story is too fake, contradictory, why don’t you send it to the police station?Since you are a three-year-old child with an IQ, how can I like you?

The inaccurate fortune teller: [Raise paw] Father's love is like a mountain!

I always want to eat strawberries when I hit the street: What the upstairs said is wrong, it is obviously [milk] admiration.

Pleasant Goat’s older brother Li Yangyang: Farewell.

Xia Liyang was extremely tired and couldn't help saying: I'm so stupid, really, how could I think they can give me good advice?I really think too much!

Turning around, a certain man was still looking at him innocently, like a big dog that only recognized its owner—no, this is a big dog, and the unretracted tail was still wagging.

"Don't wag your tail at me!" Xia Liyang was agitated in his heart, he really didn't know how to treat Xiao Yi, he felt as if there was something beyond his control, but he didn't dare to think about it.

Slamming the door vigorously, Xia Liyang was alone in the room, there was Xiaoyi's floor covering on the carpet, he just glanced at it, turned his head away, and took out his cell phone to make a call.

"Hello? Yes, it's me." Xia Liyang frowned: "You really don't know where the dog came from? Didn't you say it was a gift from a friend?"

"...Friends can't be contacted? How come?"

"...Huh? Did you climb Mount Everest?"

"How long will it take to come back? Come back and tell me... what? Maybe you won't come back?"

"Oh, if you don't come back, you can't come back...Wait a minute, what do you mean by not coming back? Your friend is going to live on Mount Everest for a few years?"

After 10 minutes, Xia Liyang looked at the phone with a dazed expression on his face. What was the conversation just now, why did he feel that the shopkeeper was trying to perfunctory him?

The shop owner really didn’t lie to him. His friend did go to Mount Everest and didn’t plan to come back in a few years. He also turned off all communication devices and said he wanted to return to nature.

Monsters have good physical fitness, are not very afraid of the cold, and have a long lifespan. It is normal to sleep in a certain place for several years.

But Xia Liyang didn't know this, he, an Internet addict, couldn't help but go to the group to complain again, saying that the boss refused to tell him who the previous owner of Heiwang was.

People in the group said: Lao Yang, you seem to be not quite right recently, so why ask the dog who was the previous owner?Do you want to abandon the dog?

Pleasant Goat’s older brother Li Yangyang:  …

Unaccurate fortune teller: No way, are you really going to throw the dog?Please, your Wang has been raised by you for so long, he should recognize the owner, isn't it a bit cruel to send him back?

Pleasant Goat’s older brother Li Yangyang:  …

The lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses: What did it do to make you think this way?Tear toilet paper?Scratch the sofa?Bite the pillow?

Pleasant Goat’s brother Li Yangyang: Nothing (=_=)

Xia Liyang thought about the dog doing housework, and added, "It's pretty good, and it can do housework."

The group of friends thought that doing housework meant taking off shoes or something, so they didn't care. After a while, the lazy cancer gentleman apologized.

Lazy cancer gentleman who collects second-hand roses: In fact, it’s normal for Lao Yang not to want to raise a dog. After all, he didn’t intend to raise a dog. It was just a joke at that time, and I shouldn’t make a fuss...

Someone who never updates: I also...

Inaccurate fortune teller: +1...

Xia Liyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he didn't want to keep a dog purely because Wang turned into a human, so he quickly explained.

Pleasant Goat’s brother Li Yangyang: It’s nothing to do with you, it’s my own fault, okay, please don’t apologize, I’ll think about what to do.

Pleasant Goat’s brother Li Yangyang: It’s really nothing to do with you, don’t think too much, but it’s not convenient for me to say the reason, let’s not talk, I’ll cook.

He put down his phone, and after a while, there was a private chat of a lazy cancer gentleman on it, but he didn't read it yet.

It's time for dinner, Xia Liyang is going to cook, and when you open the door, you see a certain man squatting at the door, looking a little pitiful.

Seeing Xia Liyang coming out, he raised his head to look at Xia Liyang.

Xia Liyang's heart suddenly gave up, he put his hand on Xiaoyi's head and rubbed it, and asked him: "Are you hungry, what do you want to eat?"

Xiao Yi nodded: "Anything is fine, I like what Yang Yang does."

"Where is someone like you?" Xia Liyang couldn't help muttering: "Just say what you like, why do you say that." But Xia Liyang didn't notice it himself, he smiled happily, obviously because of Xiaoyi's words Words please.

After eating, he picked up the computer again, ready to play games, Xiaoyi didn't do anything, just followed him wherever he went, now he was playing computer, and Xiaoyi was watching from the side.

Xia Liyang was so stared at by him that he couldn't continue playing, remembering Wang squatting at the door at noon, he couldn't help but want to buy a mobile phone for Xiaoyi, firstly, it was convenient for contact, and secondly, there were so many things for Xiaoyi to play with.

As for the third... Not everyone likes to stay at home, even if Xiao Yi is really a dog, he should go for a walk with the dog, and he can't be bored at home like before.

Just do what you want, the weather is not so hot recently, it is very suitable for going out, Xia Liyang turned off the computer, and said to Xiaoyi: "Today I will take you out to play, you go and change into suitable clothes, by the way, your Can the ears and tail be retracted?"

Xiao Yi nodded, took Xia Liyang's hand and put it on his ear, and then pressed it down. The next moment, Xia Liyang felt that the fluffy touch disappeared, and his hand touched the hair.

"That's good, let's change clothes." After he finished speaking, he went back to the room to change clothes, put on long sleeves, combed his messy hair again, and took the time to look at his phone, his eyes were on the words sent by the lazy cancer private chat Stayed for a long time.

Xia Liyang frowned, silently recalling the recent events, including the strange shop owner and his O Fubao name, and had a guess in his heart.

When Xia Liyang came out, Xiao Yi was already waiting on the sofa in the living room, and when he saw him, he happily handed over a rope, as if waiting for a compliment.

"Xiao! Yi!" Xia Liyang gritted his teeth.

"I'm here! Yangyang~" Xiao Yi grinned, revealing a silly smile.

"Why are you wearing the collar?!" Xia Liyang yelled angrily, "I don't want to pull the rope, you put them back!"

"Oh..." Wronged Baba.

"Do you know that you are human? Since you have cultivated human form, don't do it?" Xia Liyang reprimanded him: "You will be laughed at if you go out like this, you should behave yourself, understand?"

"But I..." Xiao Yi looked into Xia Liyang's eyes, and he whispered, "I want everyone to know that I am yours..."

His heart seemed to be hit by something, Xia Liyang suddenly couldn't speak, his mind went blank, and the phrase "I want everyone to know that I belong to you" rolled back and forth in his heart.

"That, that can't be like this!" It took him a long time to spit out this sentence, and without giving Xia Liyang a chance to refute, he strode forward and even wanted to cover his ears.

Xiaoyi let out an oh, not understanding what he said wrong again, strode up to follow and asked humbly: "Then what should I do?"

"You should do nothing!" Xia Liyang said: "Shut up, don't make a sound, and I won't talk to you anymore!"

Xiao Yi had no choice but to stop talking, and followed Xia Liyang to buy a mobile phone. Xia Liyang stood in front of the counter and asked Xiao Yi: "Which one do you want? You can choose it yourself."

Xiao Yi looked left and right, walked around the store, and shook his head at Xia Liyang: "No..."

"Which do you like? Black, white, or rose gold?" Xia Liyang said to him, "You tell me, and the shopping guide lady will help you choose."

Xiao Yi shook his head again: "I want to be like Yang Yang."

The shopping guide lady looked at Xia Liyang in embarrassment. She had been with them for a long time just now, and Xia Liyang's was not of this brand. He thought that he should change his mobile phone, so he just bought it here.

"Are you sure you want the same one?" The shopping guide said hesitantly, "We have couple machines here, maybe you need this more?"

Xiaoyi's eyes brightened: "I want a couple phone!"

At the same time, Xia Liyang quickly said: "No need!"

The shopping guide lady looked at them without saying a word, and waited for them to make a decision. Xiao Yi looked at Xia Liyang imploringly: "Yangyang, do you want a couple phone? I don't want anything else, I want a couple phone, Yangyang... .”

The shopping guide lady was a little surprised. She guessed that this tall and handsome man wanted the "same phone" because she heard the phrase "I want the same phone as Yang Yang", but she didn't know that the particularly good-looking boy was Yang Yang.

In her heart, she used the word "man" to describe Xiaoyi, but she used the word "boy" to describe Xia Liyang, because Xia Liyang looked really young, as if he was not yet 20 years old, and he was very pale. Pink, like peach blossoms blooming in spring on winter snow, is exquisite and beautiful.

Jokingly sighed in my heart, "All good men are with men", the shopping guide lady didn't show it on her face, she just calmly watched the discussion between the two, "Yangyang" was completely defeated, and chose to buy a couple mobile phone.

Ah, the shopping guide lady thought: That man looks stupid, but he eats up pretty boys to death.

After buying a new card for Xiaoyi in the mobile phone, Xia Liyang walked out depressedly holding the new mobile phone. He didn't understand why his heart softened, but Xiaoyi asked Xia Liyang for the mobile phone number and entered it with excitement on his face. Also tried to make a phone call.

Xia Liyang didn't know it was him who called, so he answered the phone casually, and after a hello, he realized that behind him Zhao Xiaoyi was putting the phone to his ear and calling Yang Yang.

Xia Liyang said helplessly: "Okay, stop playing."

But Xiaoyi shook his head, motioning him to put the phone to his ear, Xia Liyang didn't understand, so he followed the method he said, and then he heard Xiaoyi hesitantly say: "Yangyang, I...I... ..”

The two stood face to face, but they were talking on their mobile phones. Xiao Yi didn't hesitate for too long this time, and finally said the sentence: "Will you make me a domestic dog?"

"You, what are you talking about... What are you talking about?" Xia Liyang's face turned red immediately: "Aren't you just being raised by me now?"

Xiao Yi immediately said pleasantly: "Then you agreed?!"

What did you promise?She was raised by him in the first place!He bought clothes, shoes, food, and even mobile phones. Thinking of this, Xia Liyang suddenly felt as if he had adopted a little boy.

No, it's not a little boy...Xia Liyang looked at Xiao Yi, thought about his hair color, and said in his heart: It's a little black face.

He had ten thousand words to refute, but for some reason, he couldn't say anything, as if he had already admitted a certain relationship, and to refuse would be duplicity.

Xiao Yi was very happy, he put Xia Liyang's hand on his own, and rubbed Xia Liyang's palm: "Then now, I'm yours!"

"It was originally mine." Xia Liyang remembered what happened on the Qixi Festival, and couldn't help muttering: "I bought it, I raised it, it's my Destiny Demon Dog."

"Okay, let's go." Xia Liyang sighed and stopped struggling: "My family has Wang, let's go shopping."

Looking at Xiaoyi's Taobao outfit, Xia Liyang felt that it would be better for him to be nicer to Wang, after all, he was already domesticated and could no longer be careless.

Xia Liyang automatically forgot that he was also dressed in a Taobao costume, and he even forgot that before he raised a certain black dog, he raised himself worse than raising a dog.

After buying the clothes, Xia Liyang went to the group to buy a certain magic stick.

Pleasant Goat’s older brother Li Yangyang: @奥诺不定的天师. In the future, you can tell your fortune in reverse. On the day of Chinese Valentine’s Day, I really met my destiny demon dog.

Inaccurate fortune-telling celestial master:  …

Inaccurate fortune teller: I feel as if I have been insulted.

Xia Liyang laughed, looked at Zhao Xiaoyi next to him, and replied: Brother, this is my heartfelt compliment.

After finishing speaking, he couldn't help asking the magic stick to tell him when he could see his parents. Xiao Yi leaned his head over to read the chat information above, and when he saw the word "meet parents", his face was a little uncomfortable.

But Xia Liyang was focused on looking at the phone and didn't notice this. When he came back to his senses, Xiao Yi had been staring at the phone, pointing to the screen and saying: "They are all my bad friends, and they are also our matchmaker."

Xiaoyi let out an oh, but didn't say that he wanted to join the group.

The group is a group of authors, it is inconvenient for outsiders to enter, Xiao Yi doesn't ask, Xia Liyang is also happy not to talk about it, but the strange thing is that today Xiao Yi is particularly in a daze.

Xia Liyang watched Xiaoyi stuff a piece of ginger into his mouth, and finally couldn't help reminding: "That's ginger! Hey, what's wrong with you today? Why have you been absent-minded?"

Xiaoyi hesitated again and again, and asked cautiously: "Yangyang, what if someone cheated you?"

"Cheat me?" Xia Liyang sneered: "See you at the Public Security Bureau who lied to me for money. Those who prefer my feelings will not communicate with each other forever!"

He looked at Xiao Yi suspiciously, and asked, "If you ask this, you are not deceiving me, are you?"

Xiao Yi shuddered, and quickly shook his head: "No, no!"

"Oh?" Xia Liyang raised his eyebrows: "Why don't I believe it? Are you sure you didn't lie to me?"

"No..." Xiao Yi still refused to admit it, but he obviously lacked confidence.

Xia Liyang: "Are you sure you didn't lie? Think about it again...huh?"

Xiaoyi burst into tears: "I, I didn't do it on purpose, Yangyang don't want me QAQ"

Xia Liyang finally burst out laughing, he said: "Forgive you, but if you cheat again in the future, it won't be that simple."

Xiao Yi stared blankly at Xia Liyang, Xia Liyang smiled and said: "The owner of that shop is not an ordinary person, right? A dating shop, right? You said that amnesia was also false, right? And I saved you when I was young, right? "

Xiaoyi nodded, then quickly shook his head: "Amnesia is real. My parents said I was too stupid, so they sealed my memory, saying that maybe I will be rewarded..."

"...Did they go to Mount Everest? How many years did they come back?"

Zhao Xiaoyi nodded, Xia Liyang was speechless for a long time before replying: "Okay, it's definitely my own!"