Dazai always points the wrong skill points

The leader of another world, Zai X, is among the cadres.

It has been a while since the last time I merged with various parallel time and space.

Among the cadres, he leaned his chin and sat at the desk of the leader Zai. He had just processed too many documents, and his eyes were a little sore now.

"Crack-"

When the door was pushed open and closed, the cadres knew without even looking, that the leader had killed him.

"Snapped!"

A stack of thick envelopes suddenly fell before his eyes, all of which had his name "Central Plains Zhongye" written on it.

It turned out that the leader Zai stopped by to get his letter. This guy is really hardworking.

The cadres laughed "hehe", picked up a letter and opened it to read.

"Ok?"

However, he took a second look and felt something was wrong. These seemed to be...

Are they all love letters? !

At this time, his cheeks were suddenly rubbed by the red scarf, and Zhong Zhong hurriedly turned his head to look.I saw the leader Zaizheng supporting his two arms by his side, trapping him between the table and the chair.

The cadre suddenly felt frightened, and he immediately tensed his upper body and leaned back.

"What are you doing? This is office hours, you don't want to be self-serving, leader!"

The cadres reminded the leader Zai angrily, but he knew that every time the warning was invalid.After all, he is the chief cadre, so he must obey Dazai, right?

Sure enough, the warnings from the cadres were intensified by the leader Zai.

I saw the leader Zai getting closer, even forcing him to retreat, and then the two of them put their noses together. The leader said: "Actually, I really understand the mood of that Dazai who can change color. Seeing so many people around Xiaozhong, he is still just an outsider for a while, who is smart if you say he is not smart?"

"...You, you kind of sympathize with him!"

When the cadres thought of Osamu Dazai in the parallel world before, he felt disgusted.This is really annoying, not the kind of insincere words you usually say to the leader Jae!

Sure enough, he could only tolerate his leader Zai.

"But he doesn't understand my pain. As the leader, I have to answer several love letters for you every day. Do you know how I feel?"

The tip of the leader Zai's nose even grinds against the noses of the cadres:

"When I think about all those fat-headed, fat-brained people thinking about your body, it makes me sick."

"..."

"You are mine, Chuya."

"Ah! Hey——" When the leader Zai carried the cadres to the desk, the documents just approved by the cadres were scattered all over the table.And he, Zhongye Zhongyuan, became a lamb waiting to be slaughtered. He was the sexy beauty hidden by the leader, only for the leader to taste.

"Ah, no, no! Ha—"

"It's your fault, it's all your fault, Chuya."

"Yes, yes, it's a subordinate, it's a subordinate, it's wrong!! Ha..."

When one of the cadres was teased by the leader to cry, he was already distraught and extremely selfless.

A few hours later—

The cadres were not naked, lying on the leader Zai's desk, which was covered with traces of turbidity.The body lying on the side among the cadres seemed to be the most delicious food, and the leader Zai sat on the side smoking a cigarette, not forgetting to rub his closed eyes with his fingertips.

"I won't leave Chuya like that color-changing slaughter, four years... how did he survive?"

The leader Zai asked.

The cadres wanted to respond to the leader Zai, but he was so exhausted that he couldn't even open his eyes, let alone speak.

The leader looked at the trembling eyelashes in the cadre, he knew that the little slug in front of him hadn't passed out at all, this person was still conscious.

So the leader Zai said again: "Tomorrow I will commit suicide by jumping off the building."

……

"I've already arranged the rest."

……

"At the beginning, I also agreed with that Xiaozhong and you. We will leave after I finish everything."

……

"Okay? Chuya."

"Ah."

Under the trembling eyelashes of the cadre, there seemed to be patches of crystal.

Three days later, two Asian faces stood at the port of a certain country.

To other Westerners, the shorter person appears to be indistinguishable from male and female.And the tall man was wearing a bandage for some reason.

"Zhongye, when I find a way to return to the parallel world, let's bring Xiao Zhongya back as my son."

"Okay."

"The housing prices here are not expensive, so let's buy a two-bedroom apartment, and also buy one for our junior high school."

"Okay, but you can't bring that color-changing slaughter!"

"Of course, I hate him too."

However, while the two were chatting, a figure suddenly appeared behind him——

"Chuya? You guys are here too?"

"?"

When the two turned around...

"Verlaine?!!"

Very good, it seems that Zai, the leader of this world, is about to start his journey to please his brother-in-law.

It's just... Can they really find Chuya of the main world, and then bring him back and raise him as a son?

Osamu Dazai of the main world would not agree.

-

Qing Shizai × Qing Shizhong from another world (childhood sweetheart, never developed into love, fell in love after 18 years old).

Standing among the ruins, Qing Shizhong looked down at the members of the port mafia under his feet, and let out a disdainful "tss".Then he turned his head to look at the "sheep" hiding in the dark. When the members of the "sheep" met his eyes, those people were so frightened that they dropped their helmets and armor and fled in a hurry.

"Ah."

How stupid.

But they were also friends...Of course, this was only what Qing Shizhong thought of as friends unilaterally.

"Chuya, let's go."

The people behind him whispered to him.

"Ah."

Qing Shizhong turned his head, and what he saw was his partner who had been with him all this time...

This is Qing Shizai.

Ever since they returned from the parallel world, they especially missed Chuya Chuya in the parallel world.

That Zhong is also 22 years old, but he still exudes a childish look.

In fact, they all felt that it would be good to capture that Zhongye and be their "mother".

pity……

"Why, do you miss Dazhong?" Qing Shizai said with a smile.

"..."

"It's a pity that that color-changing master took too much advantage." Qing Shizai hated that 22-year-old Dazai too much, which made him want to commit suicide even more.

but……

Qing Shizai raised his head and looked at Qing Shizhong again. When he thought that he and Zhongye would become lovers when they were adults, he didn't want to die again.

At the very least, wait until after the age of 18 to die in love.

"We can find a way to travel back, and then..." Qing Shizhong smiled "hehe" and said, "Kill him."

"..."

"Kill that 22-year-old Osamu Dazai."

Qing Shizhong was deliberately aggressive towards Qing Shizai, but this expression was not scary at all in Qing Shizai's eyes.

"Or if I kill you directly, I won't meet that 22-year-old...disgraceful Osamu Dazai."

Unexpectedly, Qing Shizhong stared at Qing Shizai again.

"Oh, Zhongye." Qing Shizai sighed: "If it weren't for me, you would have been caught and swallowed alive by the port mafia or 'sheep' long ago based on your IQ."

"..."

Qing Shizhong stopped talking, because he knew very well what Qing Shizai said was right.If Qing Shizai hadn't been by his side to help him, he would have been arrested by those people long ago.

"Humph!"

Qing Shizhong snorted coldly, pretending to be dismissive.

Unexpectedly, at this time, a person came slowly behind him: "You are too disobedient, this is really difficult for me."

"?"

When Qing Shizhong heard this voice, he was taken aback for a moment, then turned around and saw the tall and thin man standing upright behind him.

"Lantang?"

Qing Shizhong and Qing Shizai were on alert immediately.

But in fact, Qing Shizhong doesn't hate Lan Tang now. After all, the 22-year-old Zhong Ye in the parallel world has told them that this Lan Tang...is actually called Rimbaud. Important person.

Qing Shizhong stared blankly at the person in front of him for half a second, then he smiled: "Why do you waste time on me? It's better...to find Verlaine first."

When Rimbaud heard Qing Shizhong's words, he unconsciously opened his eyes and was shocked.

"Why don't you come to me with Verlaine! Brother." Qing Shizhong let out a "heh" and turned his head to move along with Qing Shizai.

"Zhongye, what shall we have for dinner tonight?" Qing Shizai asked.

"Fried dumplings!" Qing Shizhong's tone was not very good.

"Okay!" Qing Shizai yelled happily, but then turned around and said, "But I'm like this...does it count as hiring you as a child laborer? After all, Zhongye's real age is only seven or eight years old~"

"Die you! Bastard Dazai!"

Qing Shizhong and Qing Shizai fight and squabble, gradually drifting away in this chaotic street...

Rimbaud just looked at the figures of the two teenagers, he paused for a long time and then smiled: "I see."

Then, next time, he will bring Verlaine to find their Zhongye together.

-

The leader of another world, Zai × the leader.

"Cough, cough, cough—"

The leader was also rescued by another Zhong Yuanzhong who appeared inexplicably before, but his physical condition is still very bad at this time.

Zai, the leader who had just been revived looked at him, feeling really distressed: "If I had known at that time... I would have taken you with me and jumped off the roof."

"?" Hearing the words of the leader Zai, the leader immediately raised his head and glared at the giant in front of him: "You must be sick! You want to die, but I don't want to die!"

"Boss, boss—"

At this time, the subordinate came to inform Zhongye, but when he saw Zai, the leader in Zhongye's office, he couldn't say anything.

Hell, what else can I say?

"First, first, first..."

So the subordinate was so frightened that his legs went limp on the spot.

Zhong couldn't help sighing, he ordered his subordinates to leave quickly!After that, the subordinate left as if fleeing, leaving only the leader Zhong and the leader Zai looking at each other.

"Heh." The leader Zai was stunned for a moment, he knew that his subordinates regarded him as a ghost, but he quickly turned around and asked: "It's strange, I was resurrected suddenly at that time, Zhongya, you...why aren't you afraid? "

The leader gave this guy a silent look, but did not answer.Then, he continued to review the documents at his desk, lighting a cigarette while looking at it.

But the leader Zai has been staring at him with a smile, he knows.

After a long time, the leader said: "It's not the first time I saw 'you'."

"?"

"I mean, I often see hallucinations of you."

After the leader finished speaking, he stuck the cigarette holder into his own mouth.He coughed violently again as the tobacco fume watered him down.The poison that had been conspired before was still eroding his five internal organs.

"..."

Suddenly, the behemoth in front of him got bigger, and when he raised his head again, he was hugged tightly. Naturally, it was the leader who did it.

"I'm sorry, Chuya."

"..."

"Sorry for leaving you behind."

"...It's okay. I'm used to it."

"..."

The hurried footsteps suddenly turned back, and they shouted loudly: "Boss, boss! This subordinate wants to tell you that Boss Yasuda is here, and he said that he won't leave until he sees you today!"

When the subordinate who had just left ran back to the leader's office, what he saw was the scene of the leader being hugged tightly by the leader.Fortunately, he has already said everything he wanted to say, so he can continue to be afraid now!

Then, the subordinate left tremblingly again, turned around and clashed his upper and lower teeth fiercely, and said, "Just now, was that really, really Chief Dazai?"

……

"No, no, no! Someone must be pretending to be the leader of Dazai, and come to eat the tofu from our leader Chuya, taking advantage of our leader Chuya!!"

……

"Yes! How can I run? I should save the leader Chuya!"

Talking to himself, the subordinate made up his mind to save Chuya, so he turned around and wanted to go back to Chuya's office.However, at this moment, he saw the leader walk out slowly in the arms of the leader Zai.And the leader Zai looked at him with a serious and terrifying face, as if only the word "warning" was written on his face.

"thump--"

Unexpectedly, in the next second, this subordinate collapsed unconsciously. He fell to the ground in front of the leader Zai, completely losing any ability to move.

"Hey, don't scare my subordinates!"

"? What did I do?"

The leader complained that the leader Zai bullied his subordinates, but the leader Zai was extremely innocent.What did he do?Didn't he just glance at that person?

Really wronged.

When the two leaders left, the subordinates were already covered in sweat.

I only heard the subordinates say: "This, this is the real leader Dazai! Only the leader Dazai can be scarier than ghosts!!"

……

"Great, great! Now the leader of Zhongye is saved, great!"

When one of the leaders walked to the conference room, he opened the door and saw that the conference room was full of people.And the one in the main seat is the Boss Yasuda that his subordinates just mentioned.

This Boss Yasuda's face is full of meat, as if he can squeeze out oil and water.The most hateful thing was that the boss had a malicious look on his face, and he was squinting at the leader.

The leader didn't care what he thought of him, he lazily walked to the table and sat down, because there was no cure for the poison in his body, he could only sit helplessly all day long.So now, his movements are extremely beautiful, but he himself doesn't know it.

"..."

Boss Antian and the subordinates behind him are going to starve to death.The saliva visible to the naked eye was scattered, as if seeing some beautiful food.

"What do you think it will do if you bring these wine bags and rice bags to me?"

The leader Zhong suppressed his cough, leaning against the table, even his cheeks were blushing.However, it is precisely his appearance that makes others like him even more.

"I found a way to save your life, Mr. Chuya."

Unexpectedly, An Tian said suddenly.

When the leader heard the way to save his life, his eyes trembled suddenly.In the past, he probably didn't care when he died and when he lived.But today is different, the leader Zai is resurrected!The leader has already found hope and reason to continue living, how could he not want to live a few more days?

So, he was really moved by this matter.

As if grasping the desire to survive among the leaders, Yasuda further smiled and said, "But I heard that your port mafia seems to have some style? Your leader... doesn't want to live very much. Just like Mr. Dazai before, and You, Mr. Zhongya."

That's right, since Osamu Dazai jumped to his death from a building, Chuya took the position of leader, and he acted like he was not afraid of death, frantically expanding the power of the port mafia.But he didn't do those evil things at all, making himself incompatible with the major black organizations.That's why so many people want to kill him.

Moreover, the leader has never mentioned it to anyone...

There was a way to cure the poison on his body, but the person who poisoned him actually told him to make up for it and act like a dog to that person.

Of course, this dog naturally has a double meaning, it is about the fortification, and it is also about the bed.

Then he Zhongyuanzhong will agree?

So he directly wiped out that huge organization, completely eradicating it overnight with his own strength.

Everyone on the road knows this, so everyone knows that Zhongyuan Zhong doesn't want to live anymore, and he won't be able to live long if he gets his wish.

"So I think...then forget it, it's my unnecessary effort."

Yasuda said sinisterly to the leader.

"What are your conditions?"

The leader asked bluntly.

After hearing what the leader said, Yasuda immediately smiled triumphantly: "Let me just say, in this world...is there anyone who really wants to die? I believe that even your Mr. Dazai must regret it very much. Right, Mr. Chuya?"

"What exactly do you want?"

The leader roared impatiently.

"What I want is you, Mr. Nakaya." Unexpectedly, Yasuda smiled wretchedly: "I want you to surrender to me with your entire port mafia, and I want you to be my dog. Eh, actually I I'm really curious, the way a hot and beautiful stunner like you, Mr. Nakaya, weeping bitterly under me... probably makes people's bones brittle, right?"

"you!"

The leader naturally had a murderous expression on his face, he wished he could get rid of this disgusting man!

"Osamu Dazai must know that feeling, right? Who on the road doesn't know, you used to be just a dog of Osamu Dazai." Yasuda suddenly raised his voice: "A dog, why do you dominate the Yokohama First Organization?!"

"You, poof, cough, cough, cough!"

The leader subconsciously activates the ability, but his current body can't support his strength at all.Not long ago, another Zhongyuan Zhong also appeared in front of him, extended his life, and told him to find some god of death...

joke!grim Reaper?Then his time is probably coming to an end, after he dies, will he really be able to see the god of death?

but……

Zhong Yuan in that parallel world is also smiling so happily. It would be great if his leader Zhong... could be so happy too.

"The port mafia is not the same port mafia as before. Do you think you are Dazai? Unfortunately...he is dead." Yasuda stood up suddenly, and he walked towards the center step by step: "Port mafia, one A dog who is the leader is doomed to failure."

"..."

"Mr. Chuya, your master is dead, now a different master loves you, it's only natural..."

"Who said his master is dead?"

"?"

"Who said his master is dead?!"

Suddenly, the door was pushed open vigorously.I saw a tall man slowly walking in the door, he didn't seem to see anyone else in his eyes, he just walked up to the leader with firm steps.

But he didn't talk to the leader, instead he turned his head to look at An Tian: "Open your dog eyes wide, isn't his master right here?"

"??? Ahhhh??"

When Yasuda and all his subordinates saw the face of the comer clearly, they backed away at the same time, and then let out unbelievable screams.

Yes, this is the leader Zai, this is Dazai Osamu.

The author has something to say:

[The parallel world is so lively! 】

The following main world——

Wu Jingzai: These leaders are really useless~

Hei Shizai: A suicidal maniac.

Chuya: You say other people are suicidal maniacs?

Baek Jae: Isn't it?

Leader Zai: I am the leader Zai, they are just cowards.

Chuya: I really hope those dazai from other worlds will kill you.

Zai: Huh?Chuya, are you thinking of Dazai from another world?

Chuya: No, no, hey! !

[Happy weekend everyone~ Because of the new article, here is also a side story, this article will not be updated on weekends, I love you! 】

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