Dazai always points the wrong skill points

In this world, what is the scariest thing?

Osamu Dazai!

Zai, the leader of this parallel world, is truly terrifying.

In fact, the leader Zai has been listening outside the door just now. He heard how the fat-headed Yasuda humiliated Zhongye. He had long wanted to shoot these guys' heads off!

But the subordinates told him outside the door the ins and outs of the leader's poisoning, and he also knew the difficulties of the leader after he became a leader.

Hearing this, the leader Zai felt very distressed.

Finally, he heard Yasuda mention his own name again at this time. Yasuda thought he could bully Chuya after Dazai died?

Really funny!

But Yasuda was right in saying something, he regretted leaving Chuya alone.

But, he came back again.

So, the leader Zai turned around and went in. He wanted to take a good look at what kind of people were bullying his Zhongye dog.

Sure enough, just after the leader Zai entered the door, those people couldn't help howling in horror.

Yes, Zai, the leader of this world, is dead, and he was resurrected by the god of death!

and so……

In the eyes of everyone, he is now a ghost!

"Oh, it's unnecessary."

It's just that the leader doesn't appreciate it.After all, from the perspective of the leader, even if the leader does not show up, he is enough to kill these people by himself.

But speaking of it, the leaders were also quite unhappy.Why is it that Yasuda and his subordinates were so frightened when they saw the leader Zai, but when they saw him Zhongya Zhongyuan, they looked like they were rushing to die?

Is it because the leader among them is not domineering enough, or is this group of people really daring?

"Ghost, ghost!"

Yasuda's subordinates obviously regarded the leader Zai as a ghost, and they all hid away in fear, as if frightened.

"Remember, there will only be one owner for a dog's life." The leader Zai smiled, but then said: "Oh right, it doesn't matter whether you remember it or not, because..."

The next second, the subordinates of the port mafia entered in a file. They walked up to the leader and raised their guns one after another, pointing their guns at Yasuda.

When Yasuda saw the cold muzzle of the gun, he regained his mind, but what he said was: "Tai, Osamu Dazai! You are not dead at all? You have been hiding behind and directing Nakahara Chuya?!"

"Dead people talk a lot."

The leader Zai chuckled disdainfully, he didn't even look at Yasuda.

"Wait, wait! Osamu Dazai! I have a way to renew his life, don't you want to know what it is?!" Yasuda knew the method of the leader, and probably no one in Yokohama didn't know it.So he rolled and crawled, begging for his life: "I'll give you the method, you let me go, let me go!"

After hearing what An Tian said, the leader looked down at the prostrate man with a hesitant expression.

Unexpectedly, at the next moment, the leader said in a dark voice: "Do it."

"?"

Then there was a "bang bang bang" gunshot, and then scarlet was everywhere.

The smoke of bullets and the smell of blood blended together, and it was like a festival carnival in this meeting room.

"Squeak-"

Immediately, the leader stood up from the chair, leaning on the table and turning around slowly.

The leader Zai frowned, turned around and hugged the leader Zhong's shoulders: "It's a pity."

The leader didn't feel much, he said to his subordinates without looking back: "Clean it up."

"Yes, chief!"

When the leader was helped out of the conference room by the leader Zai, the leader Zai asked: "Don't you want to stay with me for a few more days?"

"It's the same if I go down to accompany you." The leader didn't even think about it.

"Yo, Chuya, do you finally want to die in love with me?" The leader Zai was very happy, but his happiness was just a wrapping paper wrapped in regret and self-blame.

"In the parallel world, Zhongyuan Zhong also said that he told us to go to the god of death, didn't he mean to tell us to die together?" The leader actually said that on purpose, to go to the god of death...

For a half-dead person like him, I'm afraid it's easier to see the god of death when he is dead.

"...Okay, then we'll wait and see the God of Death together." The leader Zai pressed the head of the leader to his skirt, bent down and kissed the forehead of the leader, unwilling to separate from him for a long time.

A few days later—

"Ah! Ha... don't, you! Take it easy, take it easy!!"

"Huh? The leader of Zhongye is ordering me?"

"Ah, no, no! Chief, chief!!"

"By the way, Chuya is also the leader now, how could I forget? Really."

"Ah!! Ha... Don't, ah! Don't..."

The higher-pitched voice of the leader echoed in the bedroom. I'm afraid no one would have imagined that this person, who had never been defeated before, was also the leader of the Central Plains, and the queen would actually make such a voice.

"Ah!! Ha..."

"Huh~Zhongye, you are still so addictive."

The leader Zai gradually hugged Zhongya under him into his arms, his eyes trembled, and he didn't know how to save the life of the leader Zhongya.

He really regretted it too much. He really regretted committing suicide back then.

however……

"Boss! Boss—"

Suddenly a subordinate's voice came from outside the door, and the two who had just been exercising violently were taken aback for a moment.

The leader Zai immediately punished the leader Zhongye unhappily, viciously and violently attacking him several times.

"Woo, woo--"

The leader had no choice but to cover his mouth with a quilt, for fear that the shameful voice would escape from his lips and teeth.

"Your subordinates are really annoying." The leader Zai smiled "hehe".

The leader scratched the leader Zai's small paw prints casually, and then took the quilt out of his mouth. He forced himself to be calm and shouted: "What's the matter with you... ummmm——!"

Don't ask, if you ask, the leader Zai started to bully him again!

"...Uh, chief, are you alright?"

"It's okay! Tell me quickly!!"

The leader has the heart to kill.

"Ah, yes!" The subordinate was frightened by the leader's voice, and then hurriedly said: "There is a white-haired child outside the door... He brought two men over and said, that they are the gods of death."

"?"

"He said they wanted to see you."

"..."

The leader's eyes suddenly widened, he looked at the leader Zai on his body, the two paused for a second, and then laughed out loud...

Are they still alive?

Are you alive...

It turned out that he, Zhongyuan Zhongye, was really saved?

That's right, there is really help.

Chuya of the Central Plains of the main world had already told them.

-

Butan Zai from another world × confused.

When the Chuya Chuya of this world was still sleeping soundly, he didn't know that there was another Chuya Chuya in the Armed Detective Agency just now, and that Chuya was also the great savior from the main world, but...it seems to have provoked him No small trouble!

Yesterday or the day before yesterday?He doesn't remember.

Anyway, Osamu Dazai actually proposed to him that day! !

to die! ! !

They have never been in love at all, so why propose? ?

Wait, the point of this question is not whether they have been in a relationship at all, is it?

Shouldn't the point be that Osamu Dazai actually proposed to him?That's Osamu Dazai!

Chuya hates Osamu Dazai so much, he is going to be bored to death!So, he was so annoyed that he quickly fell asleep.

I don't know, I don't know how long it will be...

"Boom boom boom——"

"..."

"Boom boom boom——"

"..."

Zhong Ye was sleeping soundly when he felt someone knocking on his door.But the knock on the door was sneaky, Nakaya just opened his eyes a little, turned over...and then closed his eyes again and fell asleep.And that knock on the door never sounded again after that.

However, what Ling Zhong didn't expect was that when he was sleeping happily, the bed suddenly sunken, as if a huge monster suddenly appeared beside his bed!

What the hell? !

Zhong Ye subconsciously activates the ability. At this moment, he is not fully awake, but the instinct of self-protection tells him, it is dangerous!

Unexpectedly, the ability was forcibly resolved suddenly, and after that, he was hugged by that familiar breath.This scoundrel actually got into his quilt, and covered his whole body like an octopus.

"Are you crazy? What are you doing here in the middle of the night? Who told you to come in?" Chuya almost screamed, he wanted to kill Osamu Dazai and hurry up.

That's right, that clingy Osamu Dazai!

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai suddenly bit his neck, and Chuya struggled violently immediately after: "You must be sick!! Bastard Osamu Dazai!!!"

"I know, I know you're embarrassed to say it..."

"what?"

Chuya is also in the dark, why is Dazai Osamu so nervous?

"You just came to our Wuzhen office, that's considered a response, you don't have to promise me personally~"

"..."

What the hell is Osamu Dazai talking about?Zhong also thought about it... He just went to the Armed Detective Agency?He was sleeping all the time, okay? !

Hiss, wait, could it be... he is sleepwalking?

No way! !He never dreamed, where did he sleepwalk?

Zhong is also stupid!

"I...just now, went to the Armed Detective Agency?" Zhongya was stunned for a long time before pointing to himself, but he couldn't move in Dazai's arms, so he could only move his fingers: "You lied to me!"

"I knew you wouldn't admit it ~ Chuya." Osamu Dazai smiled and took out the phone, which turned out to be the surveillance video of the office of the Armed Detective Agency!

Nakaya was even more dumbfounded this time. It really was him, and he seemed to be very familiar with the layout of the Armed Detective Agency. As soon as he entered the door, he found the exact location of the balcony, and then he jumped easily...

He jumped off the balcony.

joke!

He was obviously sleeping just now!

This Central Plains is not him at all! !

"The evidence is convincing, Chuya, how do you want to deny it?" Osamu Dazai teased Chuya badly, and even got worse, biting Chuya's ear!

"Hey! Look carefully, this is really not me!!"

Chuya didn't know how to explain it at all, but he suddenly felt a little bit of joy in his heart... Could it be because of that strange self that Dazai Osamu misunderstood something for him?

That... something he really struggled to say.

"Chuya..." Unexpectedly, this Osamu Dazai suddenly stopped joking, and instead said very seriously: "You said...how could I have misunderstood you?"

"?"

"But I really hope that you can come to me and agree to be with me." Osamu Dazai said, even rubbing Chuya's neck with the head of the chicken nest: "I know you can't say it."

"..."

"So I just found a step to climb up by myself, Chuya~" Dazai Osamu said with a smile, he was very happy, and seemed to be particularly grateful for the sudden intrusion of Chuya from the main world.

At this time, Zhong also fell into silence, so...

Why is he not?

"Hey, don't you think it's a little strange that you propose marriage before we've been together?"

Finally, Chuya turned his head and explained the reason for his awkwardness.

How could the two of them start talking about marriage when they weren't even lovers?

In fact, this is the reason why he has been struggling recently!

Dazai was stunned.

Then, Osamu Dazai reflected on himself and said, "Chuya, haven't we...have been in love all this time?"

"what?"

"The previous four years...that was just a separation between the two places!"

"Huh? Go to hell!"

This cheeky Osamu Dazai! !

That's not what Zhong also said...but he couldn't say it.

"Zhongye~ Look, everyone in our office has seen it, you can't deny it, right? From now on...you will be my wife~"

Osamu Dazai is even more rascal!

Nakaya turned around and kicked Osamu Dazai fiercely with a "boom dong", but he didn't particularly resist, which probably meant acquiescing.

only……

Chuya still asked at the end: "What's going on with that Zhongyuan Zhongye? He's not me!"

"..." Osamu Dazai clung to Chuya, he thought for a long time before saying: "Yes, he is not you, but he is you from another world."

"..."

"Presumably we in that world also have thrilling stories?"

"……Um."

-

Another world's 18 black time slaughter x 18 medium.

Zhong was also drunk, and he didn't know why.Obviously such a happy thing, but now he is so sad.

Yes, no matter how dull he is, he still doesn't know whether he is happy or in pain.

All his entanglements are only because Osamu Dazai is gone.

It's not gone, it's a defection.

"Dead mackerel, let's go, and no one will disgust me in the future."

Footsteps sounded behind him, and even though he was drunk, Chuya turned his head sharply to look.

"..."

It seemed that he was really drunk because... he saw himself.

Central Plains Chuya, that is the face of Central Plains Chuya.

However, before Chuya had time to speak, he heard the outer door of his house being opened again, and he ushered in another uninvited guest.

Osamu Dazai.

Unexpectedly, just when Zhong Ye was in a daze, he saw another self jumping down from the window and completely disappearing into his room.

He was really drunk, right?

Did he really see himself just now? !

"Oh? But... I actually want you to leave with me, leave Yokohama, and go to a place where no one knows us."

"?"

When he also looked at Osamu Dazai at the door, Osamu Dazai had already taken two steps forward.But obviously, Osamu Dazai also noticed the abnormality, he paused for a moment before saying, "Who was that person who ran over just now?"

"..."

"I clearly saw someone standing here just now." Osamu Dazai glanced around twice: "There are two people in your room."

"..."

Chuya snorted, he just felt that Osamu Dazai was as drunk as he was.

"Why are you here?" Zhong also asked angrily, "To see how many people are in my room?"

"..."

What he said was as if Osamu Dazai was catching someone in the wife's room.

But in fact, it was really like this. Dazai Osamu didn't want to come up at first, he just wanted to look at Zhongya from a distance and left, but when he saw that there was another person in Chuya's room, he couldn't help it anymore.

Yes, Dazai Osamu just came to see who took advantage of the situation and abducted his little slug on the night he left!

"Nobody! There's only one person..." Zhongya was actually already drunk, and he couldn't even restrain his grievance, his tone even trembled.

Osamu Dazai felt even more distressed when he heard this, he walked forward and repeated again: "Come with me, Chuya."

"...You are so confident, why do you think I will defect with you?"

"..."

After Nakaya finished asking, Osamu Dazai stopped talking.

That's right, Zhong also won't defect...

China will not defect to the Port Mafia unless Osamu Dazai grabs it hard.

That's right, Osamu Dazai took it hard.

How Dazai Osamu snatched Chuya back from the "sheep" back then, how he will snatch Chuya back from the mafia this time.

So it was exactly the same way as before, Osamu Dazai provoked the relationship between Chuya and Mori Ogai, Mori Ogai's trust in Chuya was shaken, and Chuya was imprisoned.

But Chuya was able to escape from the port mafia building no matter what, and all of this was under the control of Osamu Dazai.

When Zhong was also rescued by Osamu Dazai, there was nothing he could do.In fact, ever since Osamu Dazai said that he was going to be taken away, he had already guessed that this would be the result.

This is Osamu Dazai, what Osamu Dazai wants, he has never missed it.

"This is the result you want to see?" Chuya was hidden by Osamu Dazai, as long as Osamu Dazai wanted to, he could hide Chuya forever: "Now the whole Yokohama is arresting me, I can't go anywhere! This is The result you want?"

"Yes."

"..."

"Because you can only be my dog." Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "How can I leave you to Mori Ogai?"

"..."

Zhong Ye was speechless, but he was helpless because...

To be with Osamu Dazai, didn't he wish so early in the morning?

It seems...

What they should do now is how to deal with the port mafia.

"I will let you walk freely in this Yokohama, Chuya."

Osamu Dazai already has a plan.

-

Back to the main world——

Zhong also introduced several stories from parallel worlds to the big screen. He saw the leader Zai and the cadre Zhong really left the port mafia.He also saw Qing Shizhong and Qing Shizai living an ordinary life every day~ He also saw the leader Zai and the leader meet the god of death, and the leader Zhong was saved this time!He also saw that the two endings he had unintentionally brought about... were equally beautiful.

However, some scenes really made him feel so ashamed that he wanted to commit suicide.But now it seems that every ending is the best ending.

Osamu Dazai is now taking turns changing personalities, pointing fingers at himself in those parallel worlds.

In the end, Hei Shizai said: "But we are still happier, because I bring the most happiness to Chuya. Right? Chuya."

Chuya wondered, where did Osamu Dazai get his confidence?I am obviously in dire straits every day!

Too lazy to answer Hei Shizai's words, Chuya looked at the screen again.

All the parallel worlds have been changed by him.But every parallel world has the best ending.

Chuya raised his head and smiled, but despite this, he really felt that he was the happiest Chuya Nakahara, as Osamu Dazai said.

No, in fact, every Zhongye in the Central Plains is the happiest.

However, when he was suddenly picked up by Osamu Dazai and walked quickly towards their room, he didn't think so.

He's really miserable, okay?

"boom!"

Zhong also was thrown on the bed, and he wailed, hating this four-frequency pile driver to death! !

"Look, Chuya~ Nakahara Chuya is destined to be eaten to death by Osamu Dazai!"

Osamu Dazai's Baizai personality said with a grin.

"Be careful I'll kill you!" Chuya hypnotized himself, killing Osamu Dazai would break the curse!

But obviously, he couldn't bear it at all.

"Zhong Ye is really insincere~ But it doesn't matter, you will be able to tell the truth in a while!" Wu Zhenzai lowered his head and smiled.

"Hey, stop, stop! Ah! Ha~ah!"

Chuya's vision was almost blurred for a moment, but he could still see clearly that the person pressing on him had turned into the leader Zai personality again.

"Chuya, I, Dazai Osamu, can surprise you more, right?"

"Ah! Mmm... ha!"

Chuya naturally does not deny it, but...

This does not prevent Nakaya from wanting to kill Osamu Dazai very much! !

However, when the two of them were in full swing on the bed, a message prompt appeared on their computers——

[The blessings sent to the parallel world have been delivered, and the blessings from the parallel world have been received. 】

-"Are you ok?"

-"all good."

【Extra A-END】

The author has something to say:

【bless--】

wish:

Dazai, I wish your kidneys are getting better and better!

BY Parallel World Zai.

wish:

Chuya, I wish you to get rid of Dazai as soon as possible.

Although that's not possible.

BY parallel world also.

[Dear sisters ~ love each other! 】

感谢在2022-03-1209:43:10~2022-03-1317:34:04期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Qingmeng Pressing Xinghe. 10 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!