Dazai always points the wrong skill points

What is Osamu Dazai's favorite task?

There is no doubt that it must be the one that can apply virtual identities!

Before that, Osamu Dazai gave Chuya the identity of a weak high school student who was bullied, and it hasn't changed since then.This led to all the characters in the horror film thinking that Zhongya was just a thin high school student.

In fact, this can't just be blamed on the character design given to him by Osamu Dazai, after all, Zhong also grows small, which is officially certified.

Chuya's height is only 1.6 meters, a little shorter than many girls.Moreover, he was very thin, and his thighs were about the same thickness as Dazai Osamu's forearm.What's more, it's his face. Even the official admits that he looks like a teenager. To put it bluntly, he has a baby face, baby face!

So, this is not judging by appearance, this is actually a child who really looks like a child.

And Osamu Dazai likes to play, which is probably exactly the case.

"Enter my virtual identity, I want to become a top boss!"

Osamu Dazai ordered Kajii Michi.

It's really rare, it's rare to see Osamu Dazai be so passionate, he's clearly thinking about how to bully him again!

"What are you doing again?"

Chuya stared at Osamu Dazai's eyes contemptuously, and he knew that such an expression of Osamu Dazai's would be no good.

Then, Osamu Dazai hugged Chuya tightly, and he took Chuya like a penguin, staggering around in Butei's office, walking up and down.

"Chuya, anyway, the task is not so difficult now, let's play the game~"

Osamu Dazai then switched the quadruple personality back and forth. He kept seducing Chuya just to play a new role-playing game.

There was nothing he could do, so he could only agree.

"All right, all right! Stop nagging!" Zhong Ye was getting annoyed to death: "But tell me clearly, what exactly are you going to play?!"

"That's the kind of little lover of the boss!"

Then, Osamu Dazai changed back into Buteizai's personality again, and he narrowed his eyes with a smile in Xiangzhong, as if he was thinking about the most abominable thing.

Zhong also felt a little flustered unconsciously, he subconsciously understood that he was going to be played by Osamu Dazai again!

-

"Our film mission this time is to do everything we can to defeat our current organization."

Osamu Dazai said.

"What do you mean?"

I can't understand it a bit.

"That is to say, we must try our best to prosper as much as possible, the more prodigal the better."

"?"

"The more happy I am, the better."

Chuya couldn't help but tremble when he heard Osamu Dazai's unscrupulous voice.

When the mission started, Zhong also knew that the place where he should really tremble this mission was still to come.

The wind and rain were particularly strong today, and Nakaya was dressed in summer school clothes, standing at the gate of the high school with the heavy rain on his head, quietly waiting for Osamu Dazai to pick him up after school.

All the other students went back with their parents. Only Zhongya stood at the school gate with his schoolbag on his back, and none of the students who had left around said hello to him, as if everyone didn't like him.

"I'm bored."

Zhong Ye doesn't care whether others like him or not, no, it can also be said that he just hopes that others don't like him.

Because his task this time is to "disaster the oranges" and "disaster the people".

What does this sentence mean?

That is, he must make everyone hate him, and in the end together with Osamu Dazai defeated the black organization of Osamu Dazai's virtual identity "family".

Yes, that's right, Osamu Dazai's identity this time is the boss of a mafia organization, and he Nakahara Chuya is that little lover named Osamu Dazai who is reluctant to leave and does not do business.

Chuya thought it was disgusting, if Dazai Osamu hadn't begged him to play this kind of role-playing with him, he wouldn't have had nothing to do to embarrass him!

"Wow—"

At this time, a luxurious black car drove over in the rainstorm, and Nakaya took a step back, fearing that the driver who had no eyes would splash mud on his body.

Soon, the car stopped beside Zhongye, but the driver was quite smart, and slowed down when he was about to approach Zhongye, so that he didn't get splashed with mud.

Zhong also looked at the car, and he sighed unconsciously.

When the door opened, Zhong also saw the driver get out of the car in a hurry with a black umbrella in his hand, as if eager to hold an umbrella for him.

Zhong Ye didn't like being so hypocritical, he took a step forward, opened the door and got into the car by himself.

"Why didn't you open an umbrella?"

the man in the car asked.

That's right, this person is Dazai Osamu.

Chuya was speechless, and now he just wanted to punch Osamu Dazai out of the car and roll into the puddle, so that he would be happy.

But the task is the most important, he should save Dazai Osamu first.

"It's up to you?"

Zhong also said angrily.

Osamu Dazai is not angry, of course he is not angry, he is so happy! !

If he is really a prodigal tycoon, if Zhongya is really his 18-year-old lover, he must be tired of being with Zhongye every day, what kind of family business and organization?Go to hell!

Unexpectedly, when the driver got into the car, Osamu Dazai actually said, "You go down first."

"?"

The driver and Zhong also don't know, so what is Osamu Dazai doing?

"Go down, don't come up until you are told."

Osamu Dazai repeated.

The driver had no choice but to get out of the car, and he left as ordered, not daring to stay longer.

Zhong also called the driver, but the driver had already walked to the school gate and didn't listen to him at all.

"What are you doing?" Nakaya looked at Osamu Dazai suspiciously, but in the next second he was picked up by Osamu Dazai and straddled Osamu Dazai's legs.Dazai Osamu, that very thing that can be achieved by human beings, is just under his body, as if it can split him in half in a matter of minutes.

"What do you think I'm going to do, Chuya."

When Nakaya looked at Dazai Osamu's face again, Dazai Osamu had already turned into Kuro Tokizai's face, this personality is indeed more like a big boss.

"You, don't mess around! This is still outside, don't, don't!! Ha..."

The sound of joy that burst out of Chuya's mouth overwhelmed his resistance, and turned into a moan of joy that made Osamu Dazai excited to the bone.

-

"You can come back."

Soon after, when the rain stopped, so did the violent shaking of the car.

The driver just returned to the car, and he saw the two people in the back seat out of the corner of his eye.

Their boss Dazai Osamu was holding the orange boy in his arms. The boy was wearing Dazai Osamu's coat, and Nakaya had already fallen asleep, and the car was full of unusual smells.

"drive."

"Yes."

The car started, and in this dark rainy night, they quickly returned to the organization building.

When the car stopped at the entrance of the building, his subordinates opened the door, and Osamu Dazai carried Chuya out of the car.At this time, Chuya still didn't wake up, and it might be difficult to act.

- "Mr. Dazai."

- "Mr. Dazai, you are back."

When Osamu Dazai carried Chuya into the building under the watchful eyes of everyone, the expressions of those subordinates immediately changed. They all showed disgusted expressions, only saying that the family was unlucky.

Very well, this is exactly Taizhong's mission this time.

-

"Boom boom boom——"

"Enter."

Zhong also woke up again, he heard someone knocking on the door, and Dazai Osamu's voice sounded in his ears, Zhong Ye only felt that his whole body was in severe pain.

"Squeak-"

Even when the door was pushed open, Chuya woke up.But the posture at this time made him uncomfortable, he only felt that he was still straddling Dazai's lap, and he was held in Dazai's arms like a child.

"This is... today's document."

The subordinates who came in a hurry were obviously frightened by Dazai Osamu and Chuya's gesture, and it was working time right now.Osamu Dazai just hugged Chuya like this, making love to each other in the office?

No, in fact, there is no Qingqingwowo at all, Chuya has just been woken up.

When he was woken up, he was naturally annoyed to get up, so he complained out of habit: "Damn Dazai..."

"Did it wake you up?" Dazai Osamu held Chuya's back, he lifted Chuya again, and then glared at the subordinate in front of him.The gentle tone just now disappeared, and turned into murderous coldness: "You have been fired."

"what?!"

The subordinate obviously felt aggrieved, he just came in and gave Osamu Dazai a document, why should he be fired! !

Could it be because he woke up Dazaiye's little lover?

"I'm sick!"

In order to complete the task, Zhong also added fuel to the fire.Naka is usually very gentle, he is like an old lady to his subordinates, if Osamu Dazai is a little bit more aggressive with Akutagawa Ryunosuke, Naka will punch him out!

Beat Osamu Dazai!

But their goal today is to bring down this organization and cause it to fall apart.

So today, he has to be the bad guy.

"Quarrel!"

Zhong Yeji Baba added another sentence.

Osamu Dazai quickly patted Nakaya on the back, handed the phone to Nakaya, and said softly, "Here, I've recharged your game for you."

"It's your acquaintance."

Then Chuya became happy, and then sat on Dazai Osamu's lap, shaking his limbs, playing with his mobile phone happily.

Afterwards, Osamu Dazai raised his eyes again, and when he glared at the subordinate: "Go away soon? You have already been fired."

Only then did the subordinate turn and leave in resentment, apparently pissed off.

Just when the door was slammed shut, Nakaya suddenly slammed Dazai Osamu's cell phone in the fish's face: "Keep an inch!"

Only then did Osamu Dazai retreat from the seriousness just now, and he turned to Chuya with a playful smile.But when Zhongya wanted to jump up from his body, he would never agree, and quickly pushed Zhongya back into his arms.

"Chuya~ Tell me, can we dismantle the port mafia headquarters in this way later?"

Osamu Dazai is so bold!

but……

"What does my port mafia have to do with you? You are not the leader!"

Chuya's words made Dazai speechless, but besides a self-proclaimed leader personality, he is really not close to the boss at all.

No, in fact Osamu Dazai is really a boss, no one would deny that.

"and many more!"

However, Osamu Dazai suddenly thought of something at this moment, and he immediately hugged Chuya tightly, as if to stop it.

Nakaya was suddenly hugged tightly by Osamu Dazai, he still couldn't react.

"What are you doing again?!"

Zhong also asked angrily.

"I was wrong, you must not use this method to bring down your port mafia!" Osamu Dazai still took this matter seriously? !

Zhong also thought about it, but he couldn't figure it out: "What way?"

"Ah!"

"..."

"Oranges are a disaster!!"

"..."

I also understand, Osamu Dazai's words are aimed at Mori Ogai!

however……

Dazai Osamu suddenly followed and patted his chest again, as if he knew he was wrong: "Our president should be the one who is dangerous in this matter, I have to remind him to be careful of the 'disaster' from harming the country~"

"..."

Zhong also paused for a few seconds, and he suddenly sighed, this fool of his own is really always trying to die.

TBC

The author has something to say:

【This is your plan? 】

President Fukuzawa: So, Chuya was sent by you to the armed detective agency on purpose?

Mr. Sen: It was discovered by Your Excellency.

President Fukuzawa: Chuya has indeed called it "the disaster of oranges".

Mr. Sen: That is.

President Fukuzawa: Besides, that's how his boss hurt me.

Mr. Sen: ...

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