Dazai always points the wrong skill points

"Chuya, are you back?"

Kunikida Doppo saw Chuya at the door, and he greeted Chuya warmly.

But Chuya had a serious face, as if he and Osamu Dazai had just had an affair.

"what."

Zhong also responded casually.

Right now, he and Osamu Dazai have just returned from the mission of "Inu Ming Village", don't ask...

The question is that Osamu Dazai's personalities are robbing dogs again.

After all, it is Quanming Village.

And there is also a "virus" setting in that movie, which is a strange "disease" in which people become like dogs.

Can Dazai be unhappy?So he began to say to everyone that Zhong was his dog.

The people in the movie thought that Zhongye was the carrier of the strange disease of "Quanming Village", and they came to attack Zhongye one after another, trying to kill Zhongye.

Zhong Ye is not afraid of others beating him, but he even asked Dazai Osamu when they beat him!

Ok?

Does this make sense?

Are they actually practicing the phrase "it depends on the owner to beat a dog"?

Later, Osamu Dazai began to change his personality. Anyway, he would be robbed of the dog by his personality, not to mention how angry he was.

"If you really feel annoying, then kill his other personalities."

Kunikida said deliberately.

This guy simply knew, how could Chuya be willing to kill any personality of Osamu Dazai?

He can only bear it!

So Zhong Ye calmed down a bit, quite resigned to his fate.

At this time, Osamu Dazai had just returned from the elevator. He was constantly changing personalities, and each personality was vying for the possession of Chuya.

Wu Zhenzai righteously said: "I am the master personality, this world is my world, you do not want to occupy the magpie's nest, but also try to occupy my dog?"

Hei Shizai's personality appeared again at this time, and retorted: "According to the order, didn't I come first? You are the one who intervened, right?"

Unexpectedly, Bai Zai suddenly said: "Heh, you two have seized all kinds of opportunities, but you will not seize the opportunities. You are destined to be losers."

Of course, the leader Zai is indispensable at this time, so the leader Zai also appeared and said: "You are really useless, you are destined to be disgusted by the Chinese Communist Party."

"..."

Listening to those four personalities taking turns, Chuya finally couldn't bear it anymore, turned his head and roared loudly: "Don't even think about seeing me again tonight!!"

If you can't provoke him, you can't hide from him?Can he run? !

No.

He also entered the lounge, and then locked the doors and windows, and blocked the doors and windows with various tables and chairs before throwing himself into the quilt.

"I'm bored..."

Chuya even wanted to cry!

"Yeah, Chuya, are you talking about me?"

When the door was easily unlocked by Osamu Dazai, and then kicked open by Osamu Dazai...

Zhong also lay on the bed and directly raised his neck and howled, it seemed that he could not escape in this life.

-

In the dead of night, people are still, so they are naturally driving.

"Ah, ha... no, no, don't you!"

"Zhongye, do I have a better personality than the others?" Wu Zhenzai suddenly asked.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Hei Shizai suddenly changed: "Oh, Zhongye, I'm here to rescue you."

"Too, Osamu Dazai!!"

Unexpectedly, 10 minutes later, Hei Shizai suddenly said, "I really want to kill them."

After finishing speaking, Hei Shizai turned into Baizai's personality, and Baizai's personality disliked him very much: "I'm here in Zhongye, don't be afraid, I'm here."

Zhong Ye wanted to cry, but he did cry, maybe because he was so happy.

"Chuya, I know you're waiting for me, here I come."

Unexpectedly, after ten minutes or so, it was replaced by the leader, Jai Personality! !

Chuya finally couldn't bear it this time, he kicked Dazai out of bed with a "bang".

Grabbing the quilt at the side and wrapping himself up, Chuya sat up and roared angrily: "Damn bastard, hurry up and die for me!!"

However, Zhong didn't know that what he was doing now was precisely a taboo for Osamu Dazai!

"Chuya..." Osamu Dazai said secretly under the bed: "Do you know, you are hurting me."

"Eh?" Zhongya was taken aback for a moment, he pressed the quilt to his chest, and with the traces all over his body, he crawled towards the bed with difficulty: "You...are you okay?"

"If you interrupt me at this time, I won't do it." Osamu Dazai felt aggrieved, "If I really can't get up anymore, Chuya, are you guilty?"

Zhong also saw that Osamu Dazai had an injured face, he really thought he had kicked this guy, so he couldn't help but be so worried that he even forgot to wrap the sheet.

"Dead mackerel, you... are you okay?" Nakaya saw Dazai Osamu's expression, and he couldn't help but blame himself.

Unexpectedly, in the next second, he saw that Dazai suddenly jumped up, and when he realized it again, he was actually pulled up by Dazai and pressed to the floor...

"Hey you--"

"Then as long as we're on the floor, Zhong won't kick me out of bed~"

Don't ask, this is Butei Zai's personality!

Moreover, Osamu Dazai opened "Disqualification in the World" this time. He held Chuya's neck, and Chuya suddenly couldn't lift his strength, and his whole body was made limp by the "soft" special effect.

"I'm really angry this time~"

"..."

"Mr. Slug."

"Ah!!!! Ha..."

In the next moment, Nakaya involuntarily fell into the double abyss of happiness and pain, his eyes gradually blurred, and he couldn't help crying very fast.

It's over, Chuya himself knows that he is really over this time.

-

Sure enough, when Zhong Ye opened his eyes again the next day, he was so tired that his whole body had turned into a pile of tofu, and he couldn't get up at all.

It has to be said that Osamu Dazai's dealing with him every night seems to be more terrifying than interrogating their prey.As for Dazai's strange moves, all of them are exerting strength on him, and there is always a feeling of life and death, life is better than death!

"Chuya~! You're awake~"

And the instigator is still swaggering by his side...

Chuya was furious almost instantly, but when he made a furious expression, he stretched all the muscles in his body, and then the unspeakable pain made his eyes glisten...

He did it himself this time, why would he kick Dazai out of bed at that time? !

There is no Nakaya bed in this world that Osamu Dazai can't crawl back into! !

"Wow Chuya, what's the matter? Why are you crying?" To be honest, Dazai was really frightened by Chuya: "Does it hurt? Does it hurt?"

"..." Zhong Ye didn't cry, his tears were just physical tears!

But just as he was about to deny it, he heard Osamu Dazai say again: "It's all because that Black Jae is too violent."

Hei Shizai was dissatisfied with his personality, and then appeared again: "It's obvious that you are more perverted?"

Wu Jingzai's personality: "How can I have a scarf to kill so many tricks?"

The leader Zai Renxing naturally retorted: "Oh, Bai Zai is even more excessive."

"roll!"

When he also reluctantly kicked Osamu Dazai away, he fell back under the blanket...

Wait, why did he feel that this scene seemed familiar?

Yes, isn't he going through this every day?Isn't this his daily life when he is bullied by Osamu Dazai? ?

Well, who told him to get used to Osamu Dazai? He deserved it himself.

-

When he was finally able to get up in the middle of the night, he dragged his tired body to the office of the Armed Detective Agency.

Since all the rest of the horror flicks aren't that serious, there's no need to rush through anything.

Kajii and Poe stood in front of the two computers respectively, and they just waited for Zhongye to come out and assign work.

Nakaya stepped in front of the computer with one deep foot and one shallow foot. Everyone looked at Chuya's walking posture, and then saw Osamu Dazai hugging him from behind Nakaya.

When Osamu Dazai turned his head, he met everyone's eyes...

I also saw Osamu Dazai showing an extremely exaggerated smile, as if he was showing off his own treasure.

"That's it, start the mission."

Chuya now just wants to finish the task quickly, he wants to come back early and continue to sleep in bed!

But he must be sleeping well.

After all, Osamu Dazai is bothering him, so it is wishful thinking for him to sleep well.

When the mission started again, Poe transmitted the system content, Nakaya was brought into the car by Osamu Dazai again, and they sat on the "bumper car" and "roller coaster" again to find the mission goal.

As usual, the target of the mission was obsessed by Chuya, so he regarded Chuya as his savior, and got very close to Chuya in front of Osamu Dazai.

In fact, of course Chuya himself doesn't like the feeling of being clinging to others, he probably can only tolerate Dazai, even Verlaine and Rimbaud are thinking about how to drive away every day, let alone others.

But there is no need for Chuuya to do this kind of thing himself, because Dazai Osamu is enough to drive these people away from him in various ways.

This kind of time is probably the only time when Osamu Dazai's quadruple personalities are in harmony. They are united against the enemy, and they can always drive all kinds of people away from the middle.

In this way, their tasks were easily completed, and after a day of cooperation, the four personalities of Osamu Dazai ate lemons for a day as expected.

When the two returned victorious, they faced the setting sun and embarked on their own way home. Osamu Dazai grabbed Chuya's shoulders and forced him to lean into his arms.

They just enjoy it quietly, a moment of peace after each mission.

"Chuya, I am too happy."

It is rare for Osamu Dazai to hope that he can live longer. He wants to sleep with Chuya at sunrise and sunset. He especially likes the feeling of going home with Chuya. He hopes that when he is a hundred years old, he can still be so peaceful , and spend the afterglow with the person you love the most.

This is not only Dazai Osamu's hope, but Chu as well.

However, the next moment, Dazai Osamu's Baizai personality said above Chuya's head again: "It would be even better if I could kill other personalities."

"?"

"I think so too." - Hei Shijae.

"You have spoken out my heart." - Leader Zai.

"Don't forget, I am the protagonist! Chuya is my dog!" - Buteizai.

Here again, here again!

Nakaya hit back with a punch, he punched Osamu Dazai away from his side, turned around and walked in the direction of the Armed Detective Agency.

When Zhong was the first to return to the Armed Detective Agency, everyone in the office looked at him as usual.

"Chuya, are you back?"

Kunikida Doppo greeted him with these words every day.

"what."

Zhong Ye is also so impatient every day.

"If you really feel annoying, then kill his other personalities."

Kunikida's exactly the same dialogue is another reincarnation, so day after day is called daily life.

Chuya looked up at Kunikida's face, he couldn't help but smile...

How could he be willing?

Nakaya was once again thrown into the quilt by Osamu Dazai. When Osamu Dazai punished him and brought him joy, Nakaya couldn't help making his own unspeakable voice, while looking forward to their different happiness tomorrow.

Even though he is robbed by Osamu Dazai's personalities every day, Osamu Dazai will bring him different surprises every day.

This is real everyday life.

"China is mine too, mine alone."

"Ah."

"hey-hey."

"Idiot... ah!"

The author has something to say:

[Zhong Ye, not paying attention:]

Wu Jingzai: Ah, Zhongye, you are not paying attention.

Hei Shizai: Still have time to think about tomorrow?

Chuya: No, uh...no!

Bai Zai: Alas, we can’t describe driving, we can only use dialogue to record it, it suffocates us to death.

Chief Zai: If you get cheap, you'll act like a good boy. If I kill you, I will always be content.Right, Chuya?

Chuya: Um, ah!No, don't, ah!

【Continue to confess to my sisters~】