Dazai always points the wrong skill points

"Actually, you guys really misunderstood. I saw your picture in the bank. You are Zhongye, right? I just have a business I want to handle. I wonder if you can help me? Let's meet and chat tomorrow night , how are you?"

The moment Chuya picked up the phone, Osamu Dazai switched it to amplified mode.This is great, everyone heard the voice on the phone.

Not only that, why did Chuuya seem to smell...a strong vinegar smell?

Looking for this sour smell, what Chuya saw was Osamu Dazai's murderous face.Zhong Ye was taken aback for a moment, for some reason, he felt guilty for a moment...

How guilty is he?He did nothing at all!

Wait, shouldn't the question be...why should he feel guilty about Dazai?Who is Osamu Dazai?

But Zhong Ye still trembled unconsciously, even stuttering involuntarily when speaking.

"You... how come you have my mobile phone number?" Zhong also didn't know this person, it was obviously the first time he met just now.

At least when he's sober.

"Ha, I'm sorry." Ed said apologetically, "I went to the bank's official website the day before yesterday and saw your information."

"?"

Nakaya immediately looked at Osamu Dazai, he instinctively thought that it was Osamu Dazai who entered their false information into the system and deliberately lured the quest object into the bait, just like the quest in "13 Horror Games" last time.But he saw that Dazai Osamu was also shocked, and he didn't seem to be playing him.

This is weird...

"I'm an old customer, so I asked them for your phone number."

Ed continued.

In fact, Chuya and Osamu Dazai didn’t believe it. It’s likely that Ed deliberately found out Chuya’s identity based on the license plate, because in order to facilitate the completion of the task, even this license plate and this car were entered into the system, and the owner was rearranged. .

It's too scary, this person actually met Zhongye and investigated Chuya's false identity?

For a moment, Zhong Ye didn't know how to speak.According to the past, he would definitely turn back, yell: "Pervert!", and then punch the person into a pulp.

But this time they had a mission, and he couldn't.

"I also heard...you have been pestered by that man just now." Ed continued.

"?"

Osamu Dazai laughed silently, well, Osamu Dazai dug a hole for himself again.

It was also for "13 Scary Games" at the beginning, Dazai Osamu not only arranged for the two of them to be false identities of bank staff, but also arranged a discordant relationship between colleagues.Chuuya is a heart-wrenching little hapless guy who is pursued by his colleagues and subordinates, while Dazai Osamu is a perverted employee who pursues Chuuya endlessly.

Very good, Chuya wanted to punch Dazai Osamu right now.

"I think you're in danger, so I want to help you. I know a lot of policemen, and I can contact you." Ed paused for a few seconds, and then said, "Can we meet and talk tomorrow night? Have dinner by the way."

"can."

Who knew that Zhong didn't even think about it, but actually agreed? !

Osamu Dazai's eyes are about to pop out!

"Bye!"

Chuya hung up the phone in a hurry without saying a word.After confirming that the screen of the mobile phone went black, Chuya said: "This is our mission. Although we don't know what's going on yet, we can't miss the opportunity to get in touch with the mission."

He is a cadre of the port mafia, he puts the mission first in everything!

but……

"Well, Chuya is right, and you are so right."

So Osamu Dazai turned the car into the shape of "Chuya" and drove towards the Armed Detective Agency with seven turns and eight turns.

-

Of course, Chuya would never tolerate Dazai Osamu's crazy throttle technique.He kicked Osamu Dazai aside halfway, and he took off his clogs and drove wildly with bare feet.

Osamu Dazai calmed down this time, but said, "The last time I saw someone driving barefoot, she was a woman."

"Oh." Nakaya didn't even bother to pay attention to Osamu Dazai's crazy words.

"Aren't you jealous, Chuya? I'm in a car driven by another woman!" Dazai Osamu thought, he can't be jealous, but he must share it, right?

"What's that woman's name?" Zhongya, uncharacteristically, didn't get angry, but asked blankly.

"..." Osamu Dazai thought for a long time, but he really forgot.

"Besides me, the only person who can get you in the car is probably the taxi driver." Middle school has failed, and his mouth has become poisonous!

But Dazai Osamu will not show weakness: "Then Chuya, in order not to hurt others, I will work hard for you in the future. Just the two of us take the car, let's sit for the rest of our lives~"

"If I kill you now, it will be for the rest of my life!"

But Chuka would not really kill Osamu Dazai, he just talked about it, at most he would beat him half to death.

However, when the two hurried back to the Armed Detective Agency, Nakaya held the clogs in one hand and pushed open the door with the other, but what he saw was that little Conan again!

Why are there outsiders here? !It's a shame...

Chuya silently put down the clogs and put them on again.

"You are back." No one else spoke, Conan walked up to Chuya first, he looked up at Chuya, paused for a few seconds before saying: "Have you been entangled by him?"

"Are you talking about me?" Osamu Dazai took the initiative to claim that "him". Of course, he was entangled with Chuya. In his opinion, no one else has the right to do so.

"It's not you." Conan was obviously in a hurry, he didn't have time to joke with Osamu Dazai, so he just went straight to the topic: "Have you seen "Fatal ID"?"

"Of course I saw it." Osamu Dazai certainly saw it, why hasn't he seen it?

"After Dazai finished telling me, I read it again, it was very good-looking." Zhong also didn't know how natural his expression was when he said this, just like an old married couple.

"There are more characters in the movie than Dazai Osamu. He has eleven personalities." Kunikida still didn't forget to attack Dazai Osamu at this time.

But he was right. In the movie "Fatal ID", the suspect did have eleven personalities. The psychiatrist gave psychological counseling to one of his personalities, Ed, and asked Ed to kill the other ten people. personality, so that he can monopolize the body, after all, Ed's personality is the most just among all personalities.

But what I didn't expect was that in the end, all personalities, including Ed, were calculated by an inconspicuous personality.The personality appears to be a very small child, but is actually the shadow of the suspect's tragic childhood.He designed to kill all other personalities, and occupied the body by himself.And that ending was an open ending. Not only did the suspect not die, he even escaped.

"Then what does our mission this time have to do with the movie? The Ed we met just now is not the Ed in the movie!" Zhong Ye was actually wondering all the time, he didn't see that man in the movie just now Pass.

"I'm here to tell you this." Conan was very serious at this time: "Because this movie appeared earlier in our real world, the ending of the movie has an extended effect. It means that some individuals in the movie continue The ending of the movie. And the man you met, he is actually a non-professional psychological guru. He caught the suspect again after the movie ending and studied it.” Note 1

"..."

It seems like he can guess what happened.

"Because the way of fighting between personalities in the movie is too dangerous, he was also severely injured when he was researching this." Conan regretted unceasingly: "He wanted to restore the suspect's Ed personality, but he failed. And his spirit was damaged. After being seriously injured, seven different personalities have also been differentiated, and one of them is named Ed."

"I understand, it's the one we saw!" Zhong also understood that what they met was that non-professional psychologist!

"That's right." Conan said, pacing left and right, thinking for a long time before saying: "Actually, he is very smart, and he himself realized the consequences. So he turned on the self-rescue mode, and he successfully killed three of the split personalities. And now..."

"There are four left?" Zhong also thought about it: "Wait a minute, what about his original personality?"

"..." Conan took a deep breath and said after a long time, "He was killed by his other personalities."

"..."

This is awesome!

The protagonists were all killed? !

Osamu Dazai listened, he couldn't help but gasp.

Hei Shizai from the bottom of his heart said, "Can you ask him about the way to fight with personalities?" 』

Bai Zai also said: "That's right, learn from him." 』

"Then what should we do?" Zhong couldn't help being at a loss: "Are we going to kill all his personalities?"

"Leave that relatively kind Ed personality." Conan said seriously: "Force his other personalities to come out and kill them."

"..."

"This should be your task this time." After Conan finished all this, his eyes were full of trust: "Next, it's up to you."

"Then how do we kill his personality? Is it to enter his subconscious?" Osamu Dazai thought of the method of the movie, but he felt that it was inappropriate, and it was a bit dangerous for Chuuya. After all, in a sense, Zhongya It's also about multiple personalities...

Osamu Dazai took a look at Chuya, yes, Chuya still has another "personality" which is Huangbatu.

"No! He is a psychological master himself. You can kill his personality, and of course he can kill yours. No, we can't enter his subconscious!" Zhong Ye was right to refuse, they are not professional.

So this is why Osamu Dazai and Chu are also worried about each other. They are both afraid that entering each other's personality world will cause a greater crisis.

Fortunately, Conan said at this time: "Didn't I tell you? To force out his personality and kill him from the outside, Dazai's skills can do it."

"..." Only then did Zhongya feel relieved, and he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief: "That's good."

"If you let you enter his personality world, that system probably doesn't have the strength." Conan said with a "hehe" smile: "I always think that 'psychological' movies are much scarier than ghost movies."

"How do you know our tasks and skills?" Osamu Dazai didn't care about himself, he just wanted to know how Conan could understand so clearly?After all, the system hasn't sent a message yet, and Conan came too fast.

"I reasoned it out." Conan said, pacing again: "You can doubt other things, but you can't doubt my reasoning ability."

"Ah, I can testify that, he is indeed very powerful." Ranpo was the happiest, as Conan was his family after all.

Well, since Edogawa Ranpo trusts Conan, they don't need to doubt it.Edogawa Ranpo's own brain is also at the boss level.

"Hey, then how do we draw out his other personalities?" Nakaya couldn't even understand the law of appearance of Osamu Dazai's personality, how could he understand other people?

But Conan was ready to leave at this time, he just turned around and said when he walked to the door: "Didn't he want to talk to you? Maybe you can try to provoke him. I believe in you, come on." The door was pushed open by Conan , He stopped again and said: "By the way, don't forget what I said before, in this kind of godless movie, all the bosses are also very powerful."

After speaking, Conan walked out the door and completely disappeared in the stronghold of the supernatural beings.

Everyone watched him go away, Osamu Dazai couldn't help sighing: "It's really worthy of Mr. Ranpo's family. With an ordinary body, he has an absolutely extraordinary brain."

"So you see, there are many people who are smarter than you, right?" Zhong Ye raised his head and "hummed": "From now on, you should stop pretending to be smart!"

"You're the one who thinks you're smart this time, right? Chuya." Osamu Dazai still has it in his heart: "You agreed to that Ed's invitation without my consent!"

"But it turns out that my choice was right!" Zhong also proudly bent his neck high: "If I don't agree to him, how can I approach him, annoy him, and force out his personality?"

"Chuya is right. The way to solve the mission this time is probably that Chuya forces out Ed's evil personality, and then Dazai kills them with your passive skills." Hongye naturally helped Chuya.

After Hongye finished speaking, she walked slowly towards Zhongye, and when Hongye approached, Chuya was obedient for a moment, and then smiled sweetly and called: "Elder sister."

Chuya doesn't say much thanks, but he still uses his eyes to thank everyone for caring about him in the last mission.

"I'm back." Zhong also said to everyone.

When he came back this time, he recognized everyone.

"Welcome back, Chuya." Is Fukuzawa Yukichi representing the Armed Detective Agency?

In short, Mori Ogai seemed quite happy.

But at this time, Zhong Ye remembered his previous social death behaviors again. He couldn't beat everyone present with amnesia, could he?At this moment, he couldn't help but want to find a crack in the ground and get in.

Of course, everyone else knew about Zhong Zai's embarrassment, but they just pretended they didn't remember, and no one dared to mention it.

In this case, he was also angry and ran away, so Dazai Osamu didn't go to heaven?

But just when Atsushi Nakajima and Kenji Miyazawa approached Chuya, intending to push him up mentally, a text message rang suddenly on Chuya's cell phone.

"Who is it?" Osamu Dazai squinted at Nakaya's phone as if he was on guard.

Zhong Ye clicked on the screen, and it turned out to be Ed? !

"Get out of the way!" Akutagawa pushed Atsushi Nakajima away, he looked down at his phone, and then gestured to Kajii.

Immediately, Zhongye's mobile phone was connected to the computer, and they could all see Ed's text message to Zhongye.

Ed was expressing his friendship to Zhongya. He said that he really wanted to help Zhongya, and said that Osamu Dazai was unreliable.But this is not to blame for Ed, after all, the character design that Osamu Dazai entered into the system for himself is just like that.

"Oh, you can openly challenge me!" Osamu Dazai thought for a while, "Respond to him!"

Kajii asked, "Answer him what?"

"We can't tell him to see the problem, so let's pretend to be Chuya and talk to him." Osamu Dazai thought, this must be in line with Chuya's personality, and Chuya is blessed with the passive skill "Cute", as long as Zhong also wants to pretend, so it must be like this in the eyes of outsiders.

"Then you reply..." Kunikida thought for a moment: "He was in the car just now, so I can't say too much. Thank you Mr. Ed for your concern, I know it well."

"..." Zhong also felt like he had fallen into a wolf's den, and none of the members of the Armed Detective Agency were reliable!

But he couldn't stop it. After all, it was indeed for the mission, and he couldn't think of these nonsense himself, so he could only rely on other people's brains to lure Ed into the bait.

So Chuya went to sit on the sofa, and he curled up on the sofa like a kitten at the mercy of others.

However, even cats are the most painful species to scratch people.

-

In this way, several people took turns pretending to be Chuya and chatting with Ed. Everyone faked Chuya's character as a poor employee who had to be with Dazai but was always under Dazai's control.

"Go to hell, all of you, he is the only one who can control me?" Chuya curled up on the sofa, his words were extremely weak.

"It's fixed, we will meet tomorrow night. He has already sent the address, please take a look." Kajii seemed more excited than the person involved.

"Nakaya, what are you going to wear to the appointment tomorrow?" Osamu Dazai always cared about boring things.

"clothing."

"Of course, do you still dare to see others without clothes?" Osamu Dazai will kill him.

"Just my usual one."

"No, those don't look like staff clothes." Kunikida Doppo stopped him.

"Then my yellow casual clothes."

"The one with the belly exposed?" Osamu Dazai had an impression!

"what!"

"With so much exposure, do you want to piss me off?" Osamu Dazai didn't allow it.

"..." Zhong also rolled his eyes: "That's a suit."

"No, Chuya's figure looks bulging when he wears a suit." Osamu Dazai almost had a nosebleed just thinking about it.

"Go to hell!" Nakaya jumped up, and he threw the ashtray at Osamu Dazai: "Then what should I wear? Do I have any more?!"

"Of course, Chuya, you can wear my clothes~"

"what?"

-

Ninth time——

-Central China also wears the title: Original Sin-

[Chuya Zhongyuan: Charm value 100, luck value -100, bravery -100, sensitivity 100, dependence 100, purification 100 (hidden attributes are permanently removed), yin and yang 100, passive skills: blood fainting, cuteness, concentration (permanent removal) . 】

-Title worn by Osamu Dazai: Blasphemy-

[Osamu Dazai: Luck value 100, bravery 100, defense 100, speed 100, exorcism 100, passive skills: precision, prestige, dream killing. 】

[The main task of "Fatal ID": kill Ed's evil personality. 】

The next night, Chuya arrived at the hotel that Ed had booked as scheduled.Osamu Dazai did not act with him, for fear of being discovered by Ed.

But there was still a small problem.

He also parked the car at the entrance of the hotel, and when the receptionist asked him to get off the car...

"Uh, I'm sorry sir, your clothes..." The moment my brother saw Zhongye, he thought Zhongye was a middle school student who secretly wore his father's clothes to go out!

That's right, this is what Chuya is wearing today.In order to reduce Chuya's charm value, Dazai Osamu deliberately found a piece of his most rustic clothes for Chuya to wear.It was a very long pure white T-shirt, and a black overcoat that was too long for Chuya. Chuya wore a baseball bat on his head. Normally, this suit would not be noticed at all. of!

However, he agreed.

Because he didn't want to attract too much attention.

What he didn't know, however, was that what he was doing was actually doing the opposite.

So the receptionist suddenly leaned into his ear and said, "Are you a celebrity or a model, and you don't want to be found out? Don't worry, sir, our hotel has an anti-sneak camera system, so you can entertain to your heart's content and eat with peace of mind."

"..."

Chuya had an expression of "Are you an idiot?" He was really worried about the IQ of the hotel staff.

It's fine with being a celebrity, but you still say he's a model?Can the model match his height?

Don't complain about yourself, Zhongya Zhongyuan.

Without further ado, he went directly to the hotel, he must make a quick decision today!

However, as soon as Zhong Ye entered, another car was parked not far from the hotel.Osamu Dazai got off the car in a hurry, and then sneaked into the hotel with his hands and feet. He found a place where he could observe Chuya's situation and sat there quietly...

He really hopes that what he sees is not so real.

At this time, Zhongye has successfully connected with Ed, and Zhongye is wearing an oversized suit. Does that look like he is on an appointment?It's clearly here to mess things up!

Zhong also slowly walked towards Ed's table, and when Ed saw Chuuya for the first time, the man miraculously laughed out loud, and quickly stood up and walked towards Zhongya, he held Chuya's arm logically and held Chuya Also take a look at the whole person...

"Do you rarely wear this kind of clothes?" Ed actually asked.

"Eh?" Zhong also raised his hand to scratch his hair, the sleeves were too long for him: "Why don't I wear this? I'm usually like this."

"I met you twice, and you wore a kimono every time." Ed held Chuya's arm, and pulled Chuya to the table to sit down.

The palm naturally grasped Chuya's shoulder, but just as he was about to pinch, Chuya cleverly dodged it.

"Mr. Ed, sit down." Zhong also pushed Ed to the opposite side, and he didn't want to kill Ed directly.

"Ah... good." Ed nodded and smiled, "Actually, you don't have to cater to others... I believe that many people like to see you in kimono."

"I didn't cater to anyone." Zhong Ye secretly clenched his fists as he said, but the "behaved" passive skill still forced him to continue acting, and it wasn't suspicious at all.

"Ha, it doesn't matter, what Chuya looks like is your own choice." Ed said, pouring a glass of red wine for Zhongya...

Got it!

If Zhongya drinks a cup, let alone personality, it is hard to say whether this whole street will exist!

It seemed that Chuya was also afraid of drinking, and Akutagawa quickly sent a message from the base: "Mr. Chuya, you can't drink!"

nonsense!Although Chuya trusts his drinking capacity and quality, he doesn't want to drink with this person. After all, Ed is his task target.

Thinking about it, Zhong couldn't help but think of Osamu Dazai. Every time he went on a mission before, it was Osamu Dazai who took the initiative to help him block the alcohol.

Osamu Dazai...

"What are you thinking, Chuya?"

Ed's hand dangled in front of Nakaya's eyes, and Nakaya was subconsciously taken aback by the sudden hand, and then recovered... Osamu Dazai is not here now.

what is this?Osamu Dazai was absent for four years.

Zhong also smiled and looked at the wine glass in front of him, but didn't move.

"I know, you're thinking about Dazai, aren't you?"

"?"

"Did I ever say that I'm a psychologist?" Unexpectedly, Ed actually said, "Your expression can't escape my eyes."

"..."

"Actually, you also like Dazai Osamu, right? It's just that you don't want to face your own heart at all."

"!"

too frightening.

Zhong couldn't help being taken aback.

He suddenly realized that he might not be this person's opponent at all. The psychological strength of this psychologist was far above him, and even his expression was completely seen!

But Ed didn't show any displeasure, he just drank a glass of wine in a hurry, and quickly poured himself another glass.The wine bottle collided with the wine glass and made a "ding bang" sound, which shows how heavy this person's movements are.

"But Chuya, as far as I know him, he is not a good person, and his risk factor is quite high." Ed smiled and patted the back of Zhongya's hand: "I think you can't go on like this , you work in that environment every day, and your superiors and colleagues are all thinking about you and using you."

"..." There was a pause for a few seconds, and he didn't know how to answer.

Fortunately, Yukuni Kida transmitted the strategy through the headset: "Chuya, thank him and say he is gentle."

"..."

Zhong also felt that he might as well be headbutted to death.

But he still put the task first, and said with difficulty: "Thank you, Mr. Ed, you are so gentle."

Speaking of tenderness...the image of Osamu Dazai once again appeared in Chuya's mind, but in fact Osamu Dazai is the one who is really gentle.

At this time, Zhong Ye was wearing Dazai Osamu's clothes, and he could smell Dazai Osamu's breath, which strengthened his determination to complete the task!

Isn't it disgusting?He endured it!

As everyone knows, it is Dazai Osamu who can't bear it even more than Chuka.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai's personalities are already like dumplings, and his heart is tumbling and jumping wildly, wanting to tear Ed into pieces!

"Chuya, this is too selfless!" Dazai lowered his head and thought for a moment, then he resolutely walked forward.

It's time for him to play.

With him, the mission will go faster.

At this time, Chuya only heard the sound of leather shoes stepping on the ground from behind, he turned his head blankly, and then saw a light brown hand reaching out——

"You said you have something to do tonight, is this your business? Chuya."

Osamu Dazai pulled out the chair, and sat down next to Chuya with a face full of gunpowder.

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【Sura field:】

Wu Zhenzai: I didn't get angry with the other party's personality...

Hei Shizai: I can't sit still.

Baek Jae: Me too.

Chuya: ...Huh?Uh-huh?Where's the lemon flavor?

Wu Jingzai: How dare you date my man without my permission.

Chuya: Isn’t that what you allowed?

Hei Shizai: It's time to fight together.

Baek Jae: Offer my wisdom at any time.

Zhong Ye: ...

Kajii: Wait, where's my lemon?

Note 1: It means that the movie world merged with Zhongye’s world before the mission started, but before the mission started, the people in the movie played a sequel to the movie themselves.When the task is opened, it will be opened directly on the sequel.

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