Dazai always points the wrong skill points

The romantic piano keys flow wonderful notes, but Chuya still likes rock and roll.The gorgeous chandelier reflected bright colors, and the light shone on Zhong Ye, and Zhong Ye couldn't help cursing in his heart: "Rustic."

It was past dinner time at this time, and this hotel is not a place for ordinary people to enjoy, the entire lobby is deserted, only a few guests at a few tables separated by a long distance, never paying attention to each other.

So no one would care if a big lemon ignited the invisible Shura field.

"You said you have something to do tonight, is this your business? Chuya."

Osamu Dazai doesn't need passive skill blessing, his acting skills are already very good.So with his current expression, Zhong also took it seriously!

Chuya cast a surprised look at Osamu Dazai, which meant: "Why are you here?"

Isn't the plan good?Zhong also forced Ed's evil personality out, and Osamu Dazai came to kill again!

What kind of trouble is Dazai Osamu going to show up first?

"Don't look at me with such eyes, I won't forgive you if you pretend to be pitiful." Osamu Dazai feels pitiful now, he is gnawing on lemons here... Maybe he will be shot by the poor Also beat him up.

In fact, Osamu Dazai wanted to say that with Chuya's good face, it was impossible to irritate Ed, and it would be almost impossible to be pissed off by Ed.

"Ah...Mr. Dazai, calm down first, it's not Chuya's fault." Ed hurriedly explained for Chuya, but the actual effect was to add fuel to the fire.

"Chuya? Chuya's name is also yours?" Dazai Osamu was a good showman, but he knew how much was true and what was not.

"You, you really don't get me wrong." Ed looked at Zhongye's face. Chuya was holding his breath at this time, but from the outsiders' eyes, he seemed a little bit of aggrieved: "I am Zhongye's New client, I want to ask him for some business advice."

Osamu Dazai folded his arms and leaned back, he suddenly remembered those diamond kings who had pursued Chuya, who didn't use various excuses to get close to Chuya's body?

And who didn't die miserable?

"Then the business that Mr. Ed wants to run must be very big. Just look at the ostentation, the price of this meal... [-]% is enough for many people's interest for a long time." Osamu Dazai's words were thorny, but he never I don't think I will lose to these rich people, after all, Qian Zaizhong is not as good as a pile of waste paper.

To say that Osamu Dazai still has a sense of self-confidence, but the reason why he likes to be jealous so much may be purely because he likes to be jealous.

"Ha, yes, so I asked Zhongye to help me solve the problem." Ed said, reaching out his hand to Zhongye's wine glass, and he made a "please" gesture: "Chuya, thank you."

Nor has he experienced this, no, he has.In fact, Osamu Dazai used to be often eccentric, but he didn't have to endure it at that time. The end result was either Osamu Dazai was beaten into the air or the task target was defeated.

And he had never experienced such an embarrassing experience like this time.

Chuya's hand slowly stretched out to the wine glass. The taste of this wine is not bad, although it can't be equal to his family's collection, but it is indeed mellow.

"Hey! Chune can't drink." But before Chuya's fingers touched the body of the glass, Dazai lifted the wine glass first: "He pours down a glass of wine, and I usually tell him not to drink indiscriminately, otherwise he will encounter someone else. It's not good for a villain with a heart, is it?"

Nakaya watched Dazai drank his red wine in one gulp, the memories from years ago seemed to float before his eyes, exactly the same.In fact, since then, Chu has started to rely on Osamu Dazai, right?

He had to admit that the skill points Dazai gave him were all superfluous.

"The wine is delicious, thank you on my behalf." Dazai Osamu said with a smile.

"..."

Although this can be regarded as a humiliation to Ed, he is a non-professional psychological master after all, so his mind is changing.

So Ed was not angry at all, but poured another cup for Chuya: "Since Mr. Dazai is so enthusiastic, let's drink for Chuya. Ah, Chuya, I heard that you like this kind of steak the most. Ordered for you..."

"Actually, Chuya prefers to eat shrimp." Osamu Dazai gently pushed away the steak plate. He skillfully peeled the shrimp skin for Chuya, put the shrimp meat into Zhongya's bowl, and said, "But he is afraid It’s troublesome, so every time someone needs to peel it for him, that person is me.” After finishing speaking, Osamu Dazai actually put the shrimp skin into his mouth and ate it: “Then I will eat the skin, so the division of labor is clear.”

"..."

Soil is dead!Buteizai, you are greasy but not greasy!

Zhong also couldn't bear his own feet anymore, he kicked Dazai Osamu's calf hard...but was firmly caught by Dazai Osamu's two legs!Osamu Dazai couldn't understand his movements better, this has been done countless times under the wine table before!

How dare he break free at this time?

"Come, eat." Osamu Dazai pushed the bowl in front of Nakaya again, his eyes full of happiness.

Chuya looked at Dazai Osamu expressionlessly, but finally he smiled unconsciously, he wanted to laugh from the bottom of his heart.

"What? Do you want me to feed you?" Osamu Dazai tried his best to put the shrimp in his mouth.

And Ed finally couldn't stand it anymore, he turned his head and pretended to talk to the waiter.

"Do you want to die?!" Chuya frowned for a moment, he silently issued a "death notice" to Dazai, and then poured wasabi juice into the red wine vigorously.

In the next second, Ed turned his head back, Chuya took the opportunity to withdraw his movement, bowed his head and met the shrimps sent by Osamu Dazai.

"Yes, yes, I know Chuya likes wasabi." Dazai Osamu didn't even have time to put the wasabi back in Chuya's hand, so he held Chuya's fingers to help Chuya cover up.I saw him throwing the whole shrimp into the wasabi sauce, dipping it around, and bringing it to Zhongye's mouth again: "Come, eat~"

"Osamu Dazai." Chuya gritted his teeth, his eyes were frighteningly wide: "Then you drink."

"Drink and drink!"

Dazai Osamu picked up the wine glass as if death was at home, and pressed the shrimp to Chuya's lips.The next moment, Chuya swallowed the shrimp in one gulp with the determination to die, and Osamu Dazai drank the wine in the wine glass to nothing at the same time.

"..."

The two immediately pressed their foreheads, they were so "moved"!

Zhong Ye was so "moved" that his eyes turned red.

Of course, Osamu Dazai was not very good, as if he had died once.

"Are you guys falling in love with each other and killing each other?" Kunikida's voice came through the base communication, I'm afraid everyone in the base couldn't understand it.

But in fact, the double black fight was really successful, because in Ed's eyes, Chu also really liked Osamu Dazai, which aroused Ed's desire to win even more.

"Look, you just like to force him so much." Ed propped up his chin, pretending to be a bystander: "You don't care whether he really likes it or not."

"How do you know he doesn't like it?" Dazai Osamu said casually.

"You only want him to like what you like, your desire to control is too strong, Mr. Dazai."

"..."

Dazai couldn't help being taken aback.

As expected of a master of psychology, he can see Dazai Osamu's thoughts on Chuya with just two eyes.Osamu Dazai's desire to control is of course strong. After all, from the first time he saw Chuuya, he thought that Chuuya was for him to use. He would always only listen to his orders, and would always be his alone...

That's right, Osamu Dazai will never change.

And Chuya also likes it very much, doesn't he?

"Chuya, don't you like it?" Osamu Dazai didn't shy away from it at all, he didn't explain at all, but instead cast a winning look at Chuya.

Nakaya was suffocated by Dazai, how should he answer now?You can't kick Osamu Dazai back and say more things against your will, right?

"Do you hate me like this?"

"No……"

There is also a very timely sentence in the middle, and this sentence is completely just right to stimulate Ed, which is their purpose.But... whoever said it was a lie?

In fact, what I didn't know was that Ed's gaze never moved away from him. Every expression on his face, and even every change in the lines on his face, never escaped Ed's eyes.

And Ed is the same, knowing it clearly.

"It seems that Mr. Dazai...you have really succeeded in deceiving Chuya's heart." Ed snorted coldly, and drank the red wine by himself: "But you are not suitable for Chuya at all, you will not give him happiness .”

Osamu Dazai didn't mind such a straightforward attack, but he had to be angry at the second half of the sentence.

Only he can give Chuya happiness, why does this person question him?

『Just kill him, the mission is over. 』Hei Shizai's voice clamored in his heart, it was rare for them to be so united.

"Just killing... how boring is that. 』Bai Zai smiled "hehe", obviously holding his breath.

This is a war of multiple personalities and multiple personalities, and they have never met such an enemy before.

"Otherwise...where are you when he needs you?" Who would have thought, Ed murdered his heart, and hit the four years that Osamu Dazai least wanted to remember in this relationship: "In his superiors, subordinates... Where are you Dazai-san when you are around him?"

Although what Ed said was the false identity of Dazai and Chuya, it happened to coincide with the reality.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help falling into a brief silence, but after the silence he jumped up.Stretching his arm towards the red wine bottle, Osamu Dazai filled a glass of wine for himself and Ed, and the two drank one glass after another in a tense manner.Finally, Ed couldn't bear it anymore, and came up to grab the bottle with Osamu Dazai.Unexpectedly, during the dispute, Ed's elbow suddenly hit the wine glass, and the wine glass made a muffled sound, and all the red wine was poured on Zhong Ye, soaking the pure white T-shirt red.

"Hey! Clothes!" Zhong didn't know why, but at this moment he felt a little reluctant, after all, he was wearing Dazai Osamu's clothes.

Osamu Dazai first slapped the table and got angry, but then he turned his head and laughed out loud: "Isn't it just a piece of clothing, I'll accompany you to buy a new one tomorrow."

"Hey, Chuya! I'm sorry, I'm a little drunk." Ed took out a handkerchief to wipe Chuya, but Chuya quickly dodged, picked up the handkerchief and wiped the T-shirt by himself. I can't.

Osamu Dazai didn't help Zhong also dry the red wine, because he was already fascinated by it.The red wine not only soaked Zhongye's white clothes red, but also splashed on his neck and collarbone.Drops of grape-colored wine dripped from Zhongye's neck and extended to Zhongye's collarbone, leaving a series of deep marks. The wine beads still stayed at the collarbone, lingering on.

Looking at it, Osamu Dazai couldn't help swallowing, he was probably a little drunk too.

"Zhongye..." Ed just looked at Zhongye like this, and the man was stunned for a moment, and even raised his arms involuntarily, trying to twist Zhongye's braid that was splashed with red wine.

This will not work!

Nakaya immediately dodged back, leaving the two annoying people under the guise of going to the bathroom, and at the same time calmed down, for fear that he would become a ignited firecracker.

Seeing that Nakaya turned a corner and went into the bathroom, Osamu Dazai snorted coldly and showed a murderous smile.

"Mr. Dazai, you are right, I just fell in love with him." Unexpectedly, Ed also changed the moment Chuya left, he wiped his fingers casually, and his face was full of disdain: "You probably don't know , We chatted until late at night yesterday, and all his words were dissatisfaction with you."

"Oh?"

How could Osamu Dazai not know?Those dialogues were all ideas from great writers, and several of them were contributed by him!

"You really annoy him." Ed said with a "haha" smile: "But, I really haven't seen him like this before."

"?"

How can you use this word to describe Zhong?

Osamu Dazai released his killing intent almost instantly.

"For this matter, I am bound to win." Ed's lips and teeth made a "giggle" sound: "He should be very easy to 'play', right? Huh?"

"..."

If Osamu Dazai hadn't developed the ability to forbear, I am afraid that Ed would have been separated by now.

"Just look at it." Ed smiled and followed, turned a corner and followed Chuya into the bathroom.

But Osamu Dazai also understood that it wasn't Ed!

Osamu Dazai's multiple personality transformation will indeed be accompanied by changes in clothes, that's because the system is set in this way.But for a real personality change, there won't be any hints, unless the personality change is particularly large, it won't be noticeable at all.

That is to say...

At the same time, Nakaya was standing in front of the mirror in the bathroom. He dried his collarbone with a paper towel, and then looked at himself in the mirror.He suddenly felt that he was very unbearable. Why on earth did he reject this task so much today?Especially after Osamu Dazai came.

Leaning on the sink with both hands, his head drooped slightly, Zhong also felt that even he was going to be smart!

He couldn't control his emotions at all, couldn't control his feelings for Dazai Osamu, he felt that he...

"Chung Ye?"

"!"

Ed had arrived behind Chuya at some point, and Chuya was in a daze and tangled just now, he didn't pay attention to Ed's actions at all.

"Why are you here?" Zhong also deliberately lowered his emotions, but he really couldn't control the increasingly arrogant voice in his heart.

Does he really have other personalities?

"I'll come and see you." Ed looked at a person who was washing his hands not far away, and he whispered as he approached: "Ed likes you, and I can feel his sincerity. I really want to come and see you with my own eyes. ... Sure enough, it's not bad."

"?"

Chuya's eyes widened quickly, and he understood almost instantly that this Ed had changed his personality!

Then when was it changed...?

"Your collarbone...is really pretty." Ed laughed "hehe" with a particularly obscene voice, which made Zhong also feel sick.

Finally, the stranger who had just washed his hands also turned off the tap and left.When there was no one else in the bathroom, Ed finally pushed Zhongya onto the sink, but Zhongya dodged flexibly, and Ed did not get his wish.

"You are really hot!" Ed said, holding Chuya's shoulder with one hand, he looked at Chuya with a very fiery gaze, even so, it was not as good as Dazai Osamu, but Chuya still wanted to do it himself Gouges out Ed's eyes.

But at this time, he had been pushed into the cubicle by Ed.

"Chuya, I will definitely love you more than that Dazai Osamu." Ed held Chuya's neck, completely lacking the usual gentleness and nobleness, this person now looks like a devil!

But, with a bang, Chuya closed the door by himself.

Ed turned his head to look at the compartment door that was closed by Zhong Ye, and he couldn't help sneering: "It seems that you are not like what they said, you are a proud little flower. You have been deliberately seducing men all the time, right?" ? I will tell you today to see the price of seducing a man."

"A proud and untainted little flower?" Nakaya changed his face the moment the door closed, "I really want to show you what a blood flower is."

"What?" Ed didn't react at all, because the face that Chuya changed in this second was absolutely terrifying, and it was definitely not a joke to say that his eyes were enough to kill him.

But Zhong also didn't do it himself, and his eyes were no longer the same as they were a few minutes ago, only to hear him "hehe": "Hey, you can do it now."

"?"

Ed was completely confused about the situation, and then heard a "bang" from the next compartment, and a man in a black windbreaker quickly jumped down from the top of the compartment.Aiden felt a pain in his heart, and immediately collapsed and lost consciousness.

Black windbreaker, is Hei Shizai? !

Hei Shizai was laughing "hehe", he raised the muzzle of his gun, in fact, what he fired just now was a blank bullet.Kajii also gave the blank bullets, because Osamu Dazai's passive skill "Dream Killer" can kill personality, but Osamu Dazai didn't know how to operate it, so Kajii gave Osamu Dazai a few blank bullets, which can kill Undead Ed, but also able to kill Ed's evil personality, kill two birds with one stone.

"I've wanted to do this for a long time." Hei Shizai laughed horribly, and even Zhong Ye couldn't help trembling when he heard it. Hei Shizai was already extremely angry and had been waiting for a long time.

"If someone changes their personalities, you have to follow suit to join in the fun?" Zhong Ye lowered his voice and complained.

"I discussed it with Butei Dazai, he just came out to play cool, so it should be my turn." Hei Shizai put away his gun with a smile: "You have to let me vent my anger, right? "

"What are you angry about?" Zhong also thought, the personalities of Dazai Osamu finally united against the enemy, which can be regarded as some progress.

However, with a "bang", Hei Shizai suddenly grabbed Zhongye's collar and pressed Zhongye hard against the wooden board of the compartment.This strength is like that of an awakened male lion, with the posture of wanting to eat Zhongye fiercely.

"Hey! What are you doing?!" Zhongya was also angry at first, but he was naturally upset when he was suddenly ruled by the hacker: "I provoked you again? Why are you crazy?"

"Watching my lover date someone else, why do you think I'm crazy?" Hei Shizai clenched his teeth, overflowing with murderous aura, as if he could directly strangle Zhongya to death: "Didn't I say it last time? I like Chuya."

"You, you..." Zhong Ye suddenly felt ashamed, he didn't know how to reply Hei Shizai's words.And Hei Shizai's confession and passionate kiss just rightly came to mind...

no!stop!

Shaking that memory out of his head vigorously, Chuya roared angrily: "Who promised you? It was you, it was you...and I didn't even remember who you were at that time!"

"What does it have to do with me?" Hei Shizai said with an innocent face, "Since I said I like Zhongye, then Zhongye is also my lover, I just can't see you talking and laughing with anyone!"

"..."

"Did you hear that, Zhongye?" Hei Shizai smiled and took out a handkerchief from his arms. The soft handkerchief lingered on Zhongye's collarbone for a moment, and then stuffed it into Zhongye's mouth before he opened his mouth to curse.Hei Shizai pressed Zhongye's mouth and whispered softly: "Zhongye, you are mine."

The rough fingers that hold the gun all the year round are circling on Zhongye's collarbone. In fact, they all know that just now Ed changed his personality when he saw red wine spilled on Zhongye's collarbone. It was really a delicious delicacy.

"Wow!"

Zhong Ye was silent for two seconds, feeling complicated.But at the next moment, he exerted all his strength to push Hei Shizai away, but Hei Shizai didn't need him to do anything at all, he had already withdrawn from Zhongye's attack range by himself.

"Bah, cough cough!" Zhong also took out the handkerchief from his throat, he gasped for breath and wanted to throw away the handkerchief, but his raised fist still hesitated... In the end, he just silently squeezed the handkerchief into his palm, The nasal cavity is full of rough air.

Hei Shizai was busy carrying Ed onto the toilet right now, he was doing this physical work by himself, and he didn't dare to bother Zhongye, after all, he might be beaten to death by Zhongye now.

"Go, let's go out."

Hei Shizai disguised Ed as drunk, and then took Zhongya out the door.There is no one in the bathroom now, which is very convenient.When Ed wakes up for a while, he will only feel that he is drunk, and then he will come out and continue to "date" with Zhongya.

And Zhong just let Hei Shizai lead him so obediently, they did not avoid the crowd all the way, and returned to the table just now.

Strangely, there was an extra paper bag on Hei Shizai's seat at some point, and then Hei Shizai took out a new piece of clothing under Chuya's curious eyes: "That Dazai of Butei took it from the base, you Change it?"

Zhong also looked at Hei Shizai, he was silent again and again and finally smiled.Silly, what do you take with you?It was clearly prepared for him!

As expected of Osamu Dazai, he puts everything ahead of others.

But Zhong also didn't change the clothes, but reached out and stuffed the clothes into the paper bag again.He cleared his throat, his face flushed slightly: "Well... Anyway, there are still two personalities to be destroyed in a while, maybe what will happen, we can change them after the mission is over."

Nakaya was cared by Dazai, and although he wanted to scold him, he was unconsciously very happy.

"Huh? You think I'm afraid that your clothes will be dirty?" Hei Shizai raised his head and laughed "haha": "You are already disgusting enough as a little slug, why are you afraid of dirty clothes?"

"what?!"

"I see that your clothes are too big, and the collar is too open!" Hei Shizai let out an angry "huh": "If someone sees you, I have to bother to silence it."

"..."

"You are my lover, don't want me to do this kind of thing in the future, you should be more self-conscious." Hei Shizai's second-school illness came again!

"Go to hell!" One of them couldn't hold back, and then he roared in shame, and started to fight with Hei Shizai in a "pretty good shape".

"Who is your lover now?" ! 』

Zhong also roared in his heart, but he didn't dare to go mad in public.

Unexpectedly, Ed was already awake at this time, he was turning a corner and came back, just in time to see Hei Shizai holding Zhongya's wrist and grabbing Zhongye's neck.

To be reasonable, this is a "primary school student" fight that often happens in their daily life. According to the usual next step, Hei Shizai will either go up to kiss him, or Zhongye will kick Hei Shizai away. It depends on Hei Shizai's mood. .

But from Ed's point of view, he didn't understand. Instead, he felt that Hei Shizai was being bullied.So he yelled angrily: "Stop!", and hurried forward to separate the "lovely" two people.

"..."

"..."

Both Zhongye and Hei Shizai were taken aback.

"You actually did it?" Ed roared, "What kind of man are you?!"

"Hey, I'm a man too!" Zhong Ye thought about it, no, isn't he the one who usually beats people up?

It's just that he often can't beat it.

Hei Shizai was also stunned for a second, and then naturally entered the task state: "I hit my lover, what does it have to do with you?"

"Huh?" Zhongya heard some jokes?Kill him in the dark? !

It would be better to say that he drank to death, which is more reliable.

However, Kunikida's warning voice suddenly came from the stronghold: "Chuya, your expression is wrong! Hurry up and angrily break up, hurry up!"

"?"

Chuya let out several "Eh?!" in his heart, but he was still very serious, he thought... When did he "get together" with Osamu Dazai?

But think about it... want to say "breakup" to Osamu Dazai?

"..."

"I, we..." Zhongye's most fearful thing happened, and he found that he couldn't say it at all!

Not out of shame, but out of...

he……

"Are you going to break up with me?" When Hei Shizai saw that Chuya's passive skill "Cute" didn't work, he couldn't help feeling anxious, so he hurriedly guided Zhongye.

"Yes!" He gritted his teeth when he heard it, as if every word was desperate: "Get lost!"

In the end, he couldn't say even a "breakup", because the voice in his heart was finally clear, and it was yelling at him frantically:

"You like him, you like Osamu Dazai! 』

The author has something to say:

【Chung also wants to be precise:】

Chuya: I like him?

Heart: Yes, you like him.

Chuya: Are you looking for a beating?

Inside: Then beat yourself up.

Chuya: Die!

Heart: Then you don't like him?It's okay, I'll help you reject him.

Chuya: Hey!You give me to die! !

Heart: Are you going to change from a tsundere ghost to a suicidal ghost?

Zhong Ye: ...

Zai: In the middle, this is to marry Zai and follow Zai.

Chuya: Hack you to death.

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感谢在2021-11-1809:27:18~2021-11-1917:45:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: shape1;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Chuxue 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 3 bottles of grapefruit, Shen Yusheng; 1 bottle of Liyuan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!