Dazai always points the wrong skill points

The hour hand was ticking, and the pianist had left at some point.The originally romantic hotel became a little deserted at this time, and many other guests had already left, only a few couples were touching their grape-colored red wine glasses far away.

The atmosphere at the innermost table was a bit weird at this time. Ed just thought he was going to attack Zhongye when he saw Hei Shizai, so his heart of justice was bursting, and his expression was so angry that he was dying.

Hei Shizai was shocked by Chuya's attitude. Just now, Kunikida also told Hei Shizai to break up in the stronghold reminder, but Chuya couldn't say anything.Unexpectedly, Hei Shizai took the initiative to guide Zhongye to break up, and asked Zhongye: "Are you going to break up with me?" But Zhongye said: "Yes! Get out!"

There is nothing wrong with these words, what is problematic is Zhongye's attitude.But it's not that Zhongye's attitude is not serious, it's just that Zhongye is too serious.

Hei Shizai could even hear the trembling in each of Zhongye's endings.

Zhong didn't want him to leave either.

There is also a passive skill called "beautiful", which is interpreted by the system as - pretending to be any character, it is effective for others and it is also effective for yourself.Osamu Dazai always jokes about this, saying that this passive skill is suitable for role-playing, but Zhong also doesn't understand it.

But the "beautiful" didn't work, maybe it's a bug again, and the acting was not good just now, and I couldn't even say "break up".Then his trembling at this time...is it true?

Zhong also didn't want Dazai to leave.

At this time, Kunikida's reminder came from the stronghold again: "Osamu Dazai, what are you still doing in a daze? Go away!"

Only then did Hei Shizai wake up, no matter how true what Zhongye did just now, it was just their task, and they would not really separate.

Thinking about it, Hei Shizai smiled relievedly: "Okay, I'll go."

So Hei Shizai decided to leave under Zhongye's staring eyes.

It's too real, Hei Shizai's relief is obviously because he knows that the two are inseparable, but on such an occasion, he seems to give up on both sides, that figure is very decisive.

Because of this, Zhong also entered the drama too deeply.

Annoyed, Chuya fell into the chair, and Chuya couldn't control it. He drank a sip of red wine, and his mind was full of the night when Osamu Dazai left the organization. He couldn't figure out why he was so sad that day.

"Mr. Chuya, please don't drink!"

Akutagawa's serious voice broke Chuya's mood, and Chuya finally came out of the "drama", only then did he realize his gaffe.But Kunikida still used the communication to say: "You guys are ready to debut in acting, why don't I contact some managers for you tomorrow?"

"Nakaya-kun, please sign me first~" He and Akiko Yosano just rightly booed, but in fact, all the bystanders in the stronghold could see it clearly.

"It's not acting. 』

Chuya's inner voice told himself.

This is not another personality of his, it's just the sincerity that he doesn't want to reveal.

"Chuya, isn't it that you can't drink?" Ed gently removed Chuya's red wine, that kind of gentleness was completely different from Dazai Osamu.

But Zhong Ye cursed in his heart: "Fuck you, who is playing a dog blood drama with you here?" ! 』

"Well, it seems that Chu also can't let go of Osamu Dazai." Ed shook his head, and his words were a little sour: "Don't forget what I do, I can tell from your expression."

Chuya took a deep breath, he just wanted to quickly force out Ed's other personalities and end the mission earlier.

"You've been bullied by him for a long time, and you still can't get out." Ed said, peeling the shrimp for Zhong Ye: "But you have to believe me, you will definitely meet someone who really treats you well."

"..."

Chuya looked at Ed's hand, and he couldn't help but think of Osamu Dazai eating shrimp skins just now, it was silly and contrived, but he was quite happy.

"As long as you are willing, you will definitely see people who really treat you well."

But what Ed couldn't see was that Hei Shizai didn't actually leave, he was not far away at this time.When Hei Shizai saw Ed peeling shrimps for Chuya in the same way as Buteizai, he was so angry that he wanted to go straight up and kill him. He even suddenly felt that Buteizai was not so annoying anymore, killing this protagonist Things can also be slowed down for a while.

"Why do we bother?" Hei Shizai said to himself: "If it's for completing the task, wouldn't we be rewarded by killing him directly?"

"Now we think that this system is likely to be manipulated by humans. If you kill him directly, we may not get rewards." Hei Shizai heard Kunikida say in the communication: "Central Plains has also lost two rewards. If he loses the reward again, I don’t know what will happen.”

"..."

Wu Zhenzai's clamor suddenly appeared in his heart, telling him to be steady, don't be OOC, absolutely not to use his emotions for the sake of Zhong Ye.Then Wu Jingzai said: "Maybe you can go out and perform it again, what is entanglement." 』

"Entangled?" Hei Shizai can't do it, but he can "entangle" Ed.

"Anyway, you're going to piss him off! 』Wu Jingzai hates iron but not steel, and still thinks that Hei Shizai is too inferior!

Hei Shizai cursed a few words in a low voice, but he himself had to admit that he was not suitable for such a bloody thing, making him as tired as Wu Xingzai, it would be better to let him kill people directly.

"You can't, your acting skills are too bad. Unexpectedly, Bai Zai suddenly made a voice: "This kind of thing, I still have to do it." 』

"..."

"Don't worry about it, Chuya belongs to Osamu Dazai. ’ Bai Zai said with a smile.

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Zhong also watched Ed throw away the shrimp skins, and finally put the shrimp skins into his own bowl, his mind was full of Dazai Osamu eating the shrimp skins.

Why did Osamu Dazai eat the shrimp skin...

"But I have to admit that Mr. Dazai is really good at acting." Ed smiled "hehe", his face was full of disdain for Osamu Dazai: "What's the use of him eating shrimp skin? That will only deceive you , will not bring you even the slightest bit of warmth. "

"..."

However, Nakaya looked at the shrimps in the bowl, but thought of Dazai Osamu eating the shrimp skins, instead he felt that Dazai Osamu was really stupid and made people feel very warm.

At least I feel very warm.

Unexpectedly, when Chuya was thinking about Osamu Dazai, the culprit really came back!

A white arm stretched out in front of Zhongye, and threw the shrimp in the bowl into the garbage tray, and then he heard the man laugh arrogantly: "By the way, I forgot to say that Zhongye doesn't eat the shrimp peeled by others." .”

"..." Zhong Ye opened his mouth and immediately raised his head, he looked at Bai Zai in front of him in surprise, is this really a personality transformation contest?Ed's personality hasn't changed a lot, but Dazai Osamu's personality has changed a lot? !

Don't be surprised if Bai Zai hits the mark secretly.He straightened the chair again, and sat down beside Chuya calmly.

In fact, Ed is strange, why has Osamu Dazai changed his clothes three times until now?Of course, he is definitely not jealous of Osamu Dazai's personality transformation so coolly.

"How do you..."

Zhong was also a little speechless, he really wanted to ask Osamu Dazai what he was doing!

In fact, it was Hei Shizai who took the initiative to hand over the rights to Bai Zai. They can't ask others to date Zhongye, right?Now is the time to unite against the enemy!

"You think I won't know just because of your little trick?" Bai Zai said slowly to Ed: "When I leave, you can deceive Zhong Ye openly and aboveboard."

"I lied to him?"

In fact, Ed's personality is relatively not evil, and he seems to really like Zhong Zhong, but the method used is not very grand.

"Isn't it?" Bai Zai didn't even look at Ed, and turned to look directly at Zhong Ye.

"Isn't it you who has been lying to him?" Ed still felt wronged!Osamu Dazai entered the character design into the system, it seems to be the case, right?

Bai Zai didn't say anything first, his attention was completely attracted by Zhong Ye's collarbone.His eyes moved down from Zhongya's exposed neck all the way, and finally saw Zhongya's white T-shirt that was soaked in red wine.Bai Zai couldn't help picking up Zhong Ye's wine glass and swallowing it forcefully, this is really sinful!

So he was even more angry, and now he finally understood why Hei Shizai wanted to kill Ed so much!

"What are you doing?" Zhong Ye saw that Bai Jai suddenly seemed possessed, making him think it was a supernatural movie!

But Bai Zai did not answer, but hastily took off his clothes and put them on Zhongya——

"Hello!I haven't returned that white dress you had last time! 』

After a while, the system should say that Baek Jae's appearance will waste the budget.

The system has reason to believe that Bai Zai is here to cheat the clothes.

"You think I don't know you?" Bai Zai smiled "hehe": "You must want to use Zhongye to commit crimes, right? You want to use the convenience of his position to benefit yourself!"

"Eh?"

Zhong also thought... the convenience of his position?

Does Ed want to join the Mafia? ! !

But the next second he remembered, oh yes, his current identity is a bank clerk!

Obviously, this really pissed Ed off, and maybe it was in the arms of a certain personality of Ed.

So the two naturally had a dispute again, Ed was unilaterally pressed by Bai Zai every step of the way, and his brains couldn't keep up with Bai Zai's mouth.

And it is precisely because of this that both Zhongya and Bai Zai discovered the change in Ed, and a certain personality of Ed could no longer bear it.

"You don't really care about him at all, you just want to use him to make money for you!" Bai Zai was stunned as he spoke, at least Zhongye is not a top secret weapon in his heart, Zhongye is alone.

"so what?"

Finally, Ed's personality changed!

I saw Ed's eyes suddenly surly, completely different from the previous two personalities. If the real Ed also has love and justice for Zhong, Ed in the bathroom is completely perverted.

So now Ed is endless demands and greed.

"Yo, you've finally told the truth." Bai Zai sneered, "What exactly do you want?"

"I just want to use his status as a bank employee to help me earn money. What's the problem?" Ed's personality is indeed greedy, but he doesn't look very smart at first glance: "Besides, I won't treat him badly." .I will take good care of him, after all we love him so much."

"You?" Zhong also narrowed his eyes, he knew that Ed was talking about other personalities.

"Besides, he has a pretty face. It's a pity not to taste it." Sure enough, this Ed seems to be more than just greedy for money.

"go to hell!"

Zhong Ye is as angry as Bai Zai, but Bai Zai is more possessive of Si's exclusive person. Both of them want to destroy Ed, but they can't forget each other's mission.

"Let me ask you, who are the 'you' you're talking about?" Bai Zai clenched his fists, pretending to be calm: "Besides you and that Ed, who else is there?"

Their task at the beginning was to kill Ed's other three personalities, leaving only the relatively righteous Ed.Now that they have encountered a perverted and a greedy person, they only need to force out another personality.

"There's another one?" The greedy Ed thought about it carefully: "Why should I tell you? How do you know about personality?"

Obviously, this greedy Ed has already started to guard against Dazai and Chuya.

"Kill him quickly, don't ask him to pass the information to other personalities!" Zhong also said and raised Bai Zai's arm, and Bai Zai had already picked up the gun with the yin suppressor under the table, and the bullets there were still empty Pack bombs!

"Whoosh-"

There was a small sound.

Then Ed fell down on the table with a "bang", fainting again as if drunk.

"..."

"..."

Both Zhong Ye and Bai Zai remained silent for a long time, they didn't dare to make any other movements first, for fear of attracting others' attention.After a long time, after confirming that no one else noticed their abnormality, Bai Zai silently put away his gun, and the two let out a breath at the same time.

"How do you know that the weakness of his personality is greed?" Zhong also was so hungry that he stopped trying to act while Ed was asleep.He simply finished off the steak just now and secretly drank another sip of red wine.

Fortunately, he didn't go crazy with two mouthfuls of alcohol.

But Zhong is indeed a little drunk...

That face was a little red.

"Oh, Zhong Ye." Bai Zai breathed out speechlessly: "With your drinking capacity, you must not drink outside. I'm afraid that one day I won't be here, and you will be bullied."

"..."

But thinking about it, Bai Zai said again: "I take back what I just said, I guess half the street will be gone by then."

"Are you afraid that I will ruin half the street?" Zhong also peeled the shrimp skins for himself with disdain, every few seconds, very skillfully.

"I'm afraid you won't destroy half of the street!" Bai Zai smiled "hehe" and said, "In that case, I won't be able to find you right away and take you home."

"..."

"..."

The two fell into a brief silence again, and Chuya let out a "heh" before continuing to eat the salad on the side.

But he puffed his cheeks and asked in the next second, "Then why aren't you here?"

"...Huh?" This time it was Bai Zai's turn to not understand.

"I said, why aren't you here?" Zhong also casually threw the shrimp skin away: "Are you being lazy? Kill you!"

Zhong also thinks his words are straightforward enough, right?Don't separate after the double black.

Bai Zai lost his mind for a moment, he couldn't help laughing for a moment, then put his hand in his pocket, and slowly took out an apple.

Zhong Ye "creaked" chewing the vegetables, but Bai Zai held his palm, and an apple was stuffed into the palm, which symbolized their sin.

"Zhongye, don't you admit it now?" Bai Zai said, holding on to the shrimp skin between Zhong Ye's fingers: "You are my original sin." After finishing speaking, Bai Zai threw the shrimp skin into his mouth, which is completely a shame. Doting your wife crazy, don't be too old and married!

"..." But Zhong also didn't know his position as "wife" in Dazai's heart. Instead, he peeled a shrimp again, put the shrimp into Baizai's fingers, and then bit off the apple skin with a "click", what does that mean? That is: "In the future, if you dare to provoke me again, you will be like an apple!"

Bai Zai blinked his eyes for a moment, then he respected the shrimp in his hand, threw it into his mouth, and chewed it happily.

That Ed still didn't intend to wake up, Bai Zai and Zhong Ye didn't need to carry it right now, Zhong Ye was really hungry, and the whole apple would soon be eaten with only the core left.

"Hey, little man."

"Beat you to death!"

"I mean, aren't you afraid that I'll poison you in the apple?" Bai Zai said, took a bite out of Zhongye's remaining apple, and threw it away casually.

"If you have the ability, you do it. If you don't have the ability, don't talk so much." Zhong Ye is also afraid that Bai Zai will poison him?

But as soon as Zhong Ye finished speaking, Bai Zai held his cheeks suddenly, and Bai Zai turned his head away. The next second, he was greeted with a kiss full of the fragrance of apples.

Different from Hei Shijae's domineering personality and Wuzhenzai's bloody personality, Bai Zai's personality was kissing him for the first time.It was an ultra-orthodox romantic deep kiss, and Chuya had never tried it before, after all, he had only been kissed by Dazai Osamu since he had grown up so much.

His eyelashes darkened, and his eyes were suddenly covered by Bai Zai's palm, which was Bai Zai's reminder to close his eyes.Chuya closed his eyes obediently, he had fully accepted the fact that he liked Osamu Dazai, they must have gone through too many detours.

Even though Bai Zai was gentle and affectionate, Zhong Ye was completely robbed of the air by him, and Zhong couldn't help but hang on Bai Zai's body, his hands grabbed Bai Zai's collar, and the two chewed the remaining apple together.After a long time, Bai Zai let go of Zhongye, his forehead pressed against Zhongye's forehead hair, like a gentle palm rubbing Zhongye's bangs.

"The two personalities have kissed before, and this time it's my turn."

"Go to hell you!"

"Do you know how hard I endured it? Huh?" Bai Zai thought, Hei Shizai's personality must be in trouble.

But Bai Zai's hands were not idle, he fumbled all the way through Zhongye's T-shirt, the traces of the red wine hadn't dried up yet.

"Hey, don't push yourself too hard!"

Zhong also backed away from Bai Zai's arms, he wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and then slapped Bai Zai, but at this moment, Ed woke up!

Very good, this time is when Chuya is beating Osamu Dazai with an angry expression on his face again, Ed can catch up with the most exciting scene every time!

And the more exciting ones, he would never want to see them in his life.

"Why did I fall asleep just now?" Obviously, Ed's personality didn't know the existence of other personalities, and he couldn't remember what happened after the personality switch.But he remembered the dispute between himself and Osamu Dazai, so he straightened his clothes and became serious again: "Please don't disturb Chuya's life anymore!"

"Huh?" Bai Zai grasped Zhongya's wrist, and he pulled Chuya into his arms, and Zhongya struggled naturally: "You said I disturbed Zhongya's life? Could it be you who disturbed Zhongya?"

"People value self-knowledge. Think about it, what do you have that can make Zhong Ye happy?" Ed's words were serious, and he even spoke earnestly, which made Bai Zai even more annoyed. Personality doesn't want to stay.

"Can you hurry up!"

But Zhong Ye still winks at Bai Zai and tells Bai Zai to leave.The task is the most important, and there is only one personality left, and they are not in a hurry.

Bai Zai was naturally calmer than Zhong Ye, he raised his eyebrows and took a step back, turned around and strode away from his seat.

But when Bai Zai turned around, he subconsciously laughed, he had already got what he wanted most, so why was he in a hurry?

Watching Dazai go away, Chuya let out a sigh of relief, he couldn't keep making Dazai change around like this.So he thought... How could he provoke Ed's last evil personality by himself?

"Chuya, he is not good enough for you, he has nothing." Ed obviously hated Osamu Dazai very much, especially when he saw Chuya's white coat on his body after sitting still: "He is a complete bastard !"

"That's right, he is indeed an asshole, I have never questioned that." Zhong also said with a smile: "And he is even more asshole than you can imagine."

"?"

Ed didn't quite understand, what did Chuya's suddenly changed expression mean?

I saw Chuya sitting upright with his arms folded, with a villainous smile on his face, this is Chuya Nakahara:

"But it's not up to you to say whether he is an asshole or not."

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[Double update today, there is another update on the next page~]

【The personalities of the fryer:】

Chuya: People who don’t know how bastard Dazai is, have no right to call him a jerk!

Buteizai: Is Chuya complimenting me?

Hei Shijae: If "bastard" is a compliment.

Wu Zhenzai: It must be a compliment.

Hei Shizai: Huh?What about that broken-mouthed Bai Zai?

Wu Jingzai: He secretly married Zhong Ye, he must be afraid that we would kill him.

Bai Zai: No, I'm clearly reminiscing.

Chuya: Bastard!

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