Dazai always points the wrong skill points

Chapter 88 S Class - As God Said

In the previous missions, there were usually three normal missions followed by an S-level mission.But last time, what they encountered was an SS-level mission.

They originally thought that this was an upgrade of the mission, and all future S-level missions would become SS-level.It's true to say so, but what they didn't expect was...all the ordinary tasks have also been upgraded!

Chuya, who was being supported by Hongye, Dr. Yosano and Dr. Yosano with his left and right arms, only now understood what Ukitake Toshiro meant when he reminded them.

It turns out that all their missions have become harder!

oh my god...

But I have to say that Chuya and Dazai are still a little inexplicably excited. After all, they are people who like excitement. The task is fun only when it is difficult, and they are not happy if it is not difficult.

It's just...the more difficult the task, the more dangerous it is. I hope we don't get hurt.

"It's okay, continue." Dazai Osamu regained his strength for a second, and he stretched out his hand to make a gesture of invitation to Yosano Akiko and Ozaki Koyo: "Thank you, ladies."

"Don't worry." Yu Xie Ye was very happy, now she is like holding a scalpel, and dressing up Chuya is an operation.

Not to mention Hongye, she changed Chuya's clothes, and she was already used to it.

"Eh? Eh?!" Zhongya was carried away by two tall sisters again, he was a little scared, he was too scared!

"Mr. Zhongye, do you have any questions?" Hongye asked squintingly, showing the majesty of a big sister!

"...Uh, no." Well, Zhong Ye could only be obedient immediately.

But thinking about it again, asking these two to dress him up is better than Osamu Dazai, right?

So Zhong obediently followed the two into the compartment.

-

"This game is very interesting. I think it's okay to play the middle game. He's sensitive now, but he's at full value."

"Blindfolded and listen to singing?"

"Wait... Nakaya is blindfolded, that's quite..."

Osamu Dazai was chatting with Kunikida about the mission this time, and he imagined that he was also blindfolded in his mind... I don't know what he thought of, but the nose was faintly bleeding!

"..." Kunikida stared at Dazai Osamu with disgust, and his words were full of sympathy for Chuya: "Well Chuya, I have fallen into the wolf's den since I met you."

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Dazai Osamu was not happy: "Can a wolf compare with me? I am even more evil than a wolf."

"..."

At this time, there was finally a movement in the cubicle, and he asked suspiciously: "Will I really look like this? Isn't this just pretending to be tender? I'm so old, and I want to pretend to be a high school student ?”

"..."

This was heard by everyone outside the cubicle, who could not think that Chuya was in Versailles?

"Squeak-"

Hearing that the door of the cubicle was opened, Hongye and You Xieye walked out first, and then they turned around and shouted, Dr. Yu Xieye even said: "It's not women's clothing, let alone a miniskirt of a high school girl, you are shy." What?"

"Who, who is shy?"

Then Jianzhong also stepped awkwardly out of the compartment, like a timid child.

"puff!"

It's not from the mouth, it's from the nose, Osamu Dazai is almost turning into a nosebleed fountain at this moment!

In fact, the outfit Chuya is wearing now was provided by Osamu Dazai. Don’t ask Osamu Dazai why he wears Chuya’s clothes, you will be harmed if you ask!

This set of clothes was actually worn a long time ago. It was a white shirt with a red bow tie on the collar, but the shorts on the lower body were relatively short, just reaching half of the thigh.

"Hey, that's not right!" Dazai Osamu hurriedly stopped, holding his nose: "I gave you a pair of long pants! Why, how did these become shorts?"

"People's school clothes are shorts, how can they be so long?" Looking at Xie Ye and Hongye, it is obvious that they dressed Chuya like this on purpose!

Chuya doesn't even think about it, how long has he been... Well, it seems that he usually wears clothes that are quite revealing, like the one showing his belly, or...

That's right, it didn't make him show his belly, isn't it more normal than his own clothes?

Moreover, they are all big men, what is he afraid of?

So Zhong also straightened up his back and walked towards the crowd carelessly. His little braid was twisted by some sister, and it looked like a twisted braid.

"No, no, no! This is too much exposure!" Now it was Osamu Dazai who stopped him: "It's okay to change back to the previous clothes!" Look, this time he dug a hole for himself again.

"Huh?" Zhong also looked down at his legs, he was used to seeing them, and thought it was nothing at all.But in fact, his legs are quite good-looking, long, thin and straight...

Even the other people present couldn't help but sneak a few more glances.

"He's quite white." Kunikida purposely got angry with Osamu Dazai, but of course, he was telling the truth.

"Chuya, go back quickly and change back to your original clothes!"

Osamu Dazai pushed Nakaya, but Nakaya slapped him hard: "Do you want to torture me to death? Get out!"

"But...Mr. Nakaya." Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help sighing, "You can completely confuse the real with the way you look."

Atsushi Nakajima means that Nakajima grows very young, of course, not only in height.

"Huh? Really?"

Chuya's eyes were full of doubts, and then he looked at Ranpo Edogawa and Kenji Miyazawa with sincere smiles.Unexpectedly, when he turned around, he heard Akutagawa Ryunosuke say with difficulty: "I also think...it's really good."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's words were simply choked in his throat, and he, an upright boy, had to say something if he felt a sigh in his heart!

Although this sentence will offend Osamu Dazai even more.

But, Ryunosuke Akutagawa, why are you blushing?Is it because I saw the appearance of my predecessor (mama) when I was young, and even had the illusion of time travel?

At this moment, the two chiefs smiled meaningfully, and Namori Ogai even said to Chuya: "Chuya, you have to be more careful."

"Yes."

After Nakaya finished speaking, he went to Kajii to look at their action map this time.Kajii raised his head when Nakaya came, and only heard him say "Huh?", those eyes looked at Nakaya from top to bottom...

"What are you looking at?"

Unexpectedly, there is suddenly a Dazai Osamu in front of him!

Kajii was so frightened that he quickly turned his head away: "I'm looking at lemons."

"..."

Zhong also cursed inwardly: All the villains!He turned his head and walked towards the door: "What are you still doing in a daze? Go!"

Osamu Dazai glared at everyone, and after looking around, he followed fiercely.

He didn't do it himself!

-

No.13 times——

-Central Plains also wear the title: Original Sin · Forbidden Fruit-

[Chuya Zhongyuan: Charm value 100, luck value -100, bravery -100, sensitivity 100, dependence 100, purification 100 (hidden attributes are permanently removed), yin and yang 100, fallacy 100, passive skills: blood fainting, cleverness, concentration ( permanently removed).Special Ability: Money Bag. 】

-Title worn by Osamu Dazai: Blasphemy Dawn-

[Osamu Dazai: Luck value 100, bravery 100, defense 100, speed 100, exorcism 100, paradox 100, passive skills: precision, prestige, dream killing.Special skills: Hundred Treasure Store. 】

[S-level mission: "As God Said" main mission: clear all games. 】

[Sub-quest: Revenge on the gods. 】

"Hey, I actually want to go to a small village to see my sister and brother-in-law." Zhong also kept thinking about Juli and Ito: "Their real identities... are so powerful. Moreover, they are related to this horror movie incident! "

At this time, Osamu Dazai followed with a schoolbag, which was obviously Chuya's, and there was a dog pattern on it.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help but his face darkened when he heard Chuya's words: "They must have had their memories removed, believe it or not."

"..."

"So it's useless for you to go, but it will add trouble to them."

"..."

Zhong couldn't help lowering his head.

Yes, in fact, he also understands very well that this system can calculate into their bones every step of the way. Such a big secret will definitely not be known to them, so the memories of Juli and Ito must have been tampered with.

It is useless to ask.

"Dangdang!"

Suddenly, a loud noise broke Chuya's silence. He and Osamu Dazai looked at the source of the sound at the same time, only to see an old man picking up garbage lying on the ground, and the garbage truck was also turned upside down.

"Eh!"

Zhong also ran forward without even thinking about it. He helped the old man up, and helped the old man straighten the garbage truck, and then said to the old man, "Old man, are you alright?"

"Ah, it's okay, it's useless when you're old!" The old man tripped over a snack bag, which was very close to the school, and it seemed that a passing student lost it.

Zhong Ye could only sigh, he threw away the snack bag casually, and told the old man to move slowly.

The old man thanked him repeatedly and said: "Thank you, little friend, there are not many students as talented as you now."

"..."

Watching the old man go away, Osamu Dazai was already laughing up and down. He laughed at Zhongya with a "haha" voice: "Look, look, I have reassured you a long time ago. You are so short, who would have thought that Zhong is also an adult? "

"Get lost!" Nakaya kicked at Osamu Dazai, but Osamu Dazai dodged flexibly, but he didn't want to raise his leg today! ... After all, he was wearing shorts today.

The next second Dazai dodged, he ran towards him in a hurry, Dazai grabbed his wrist, Chuya only heard Dazai say excitedly: "Chuya hurry up, we will be late for class."

"what?"

Attend class?

When was the last time Chuya heard the word "class"?Is he actually going to school with Osamu Dazai now?

"Stop wandering, Chuya, let's go!"

Then, Naka was dragged by Osamu Dazai at a "speed" of 100, and quickly rushed towards the school.

-

Osamu Dazai asked Kajii to input a new identity into the system for the two of them, that is, high school students.Dazai Osamu is a school bully in this false identity, and Nakaya is the kind of pitiful person who is bullied by various school bullies.

This can't be blamed on Dazai Osamu, after all, Yi Chuya's figure... This kind of boy is really easy to be bullied!

"Hey! What's the matter with you two? You two are chatting in school! Do you know that boys and girls should keep a distance?"

"?"

As soon as he ran into the teaching building, Zhong Ye heard a teacher reminding him behind him.Chuya was furious almost in a second, but fortunately Osamu Dazai stopped him in time, so Chuya didn't ask Chuya to overturn the roof.

"Sorry teacher, we got it!" Osamu Dazai gave Nakaya a push, the two of them were very restrained but still chattering, and walked towards "their" class.

"Chuya, just bear with it, how can any male student keep your pigtails?" Osamu Dazai pointed at Chuya: "The school has school rules!"

"Go to hell you!"

However, Zhongye is still very interested in the setting of this school. To be honest, Zhongye has never experienced normal school life before. He also wants to carry a schoolbag to and from school with his classmates. Ask questions, and if you can’t answer, Dazai Osamu will remind him of the answer. When you get home in the evening, someone will wait for you after school, and you can have a hot ordinary dinner as soon as you enter the door.

So... so happy.

"Chuya, let's go~"

"……Um."

Chuya looked up at Osamu Dazai who was leading him on the walk, but he was also very happy now.

"Hey! We're late, run!" A boy hurried up the stairs and almost bumped into Chuya, who happened to turn a corner with Osamu Dazai.

But in the next second, Zhong also heard a boy say: "It's so boring, it's really boring to go to school like this every day... What can I do if I'm late? Will I die? If I die, let me die!" "

This voice is too decadent, even a little secondary.

When Zhong Ye turned his head, he saw the decadent young man coming up the stairs. The young man didn't notice them, but walked slowly towards the door of the classroom, announced his voice and went in.

"Eh? Wasn't that... the protagonist of the movie?" Zhong also remembered that face. He just watched the movie with everyone at the base.

That's right, the decadent boy just now is the protagonist of "As God Said" - Shun.

It was a decadent and very sad boy in the second year of middle school, usually stealing things when he had nothing to do, or just laying down at home, doing nothing.

There is no joy in life at all.

but……

"Come on, Chuya, that's our class too."

"Eh? Eh? Are we in the same class as the protagonist? Wait, wait..."

Nakaya was pushed to the door of the class by Osamu Dazai, and they hurriedly arranged their clothes before knocking on the door and entering the classroom.

In fact, he is also nervous, he doesn't know everyone here at all!But his worries were overstated. Osamu Dazai had entered their new identities long ago, and all the students here, including the teacher, recognized them.

"You're late, do you know?" The teacher who was lecturing scolded, "You two, go and stand behind! Osamu Dazai bullied Chuya again, didn't he?"

"Where is it? Teacher, you think too much."

Osamu Dazai said this while moving towards the back of the classroom.Other students chirped and booed, including Shun who had just entered the door. In the eyes of everyone, these two were their classmates.

Zhong Ye was going to be annoyed to death, he resisted the teasing eyes from those students, and walked quickly to the back row penalty station, thinking when did he suffer such a big humiliation? !

"Student Chuya, did your protector escort you to school again today?" the most annoying boy in the back row asked him flirtatiously.

"Huh?" What the hell is a protector?Osamu Dazai?

When Chuya raised his head, Osamu Dazai had already stood beside him, and this guy raised his eyebrows at him, which means... this is also the setting he entered into the system!

Well, in Osamu Dazai's setting, the whole school is bullying Chuya Nakahara, and Osamu Dazai is Chuya's patron saint!

Zhong couldn't help but sigh, what kind of hobby is Dazai Osamu?Why do you like to input him as a bullied character so much?

But every time Zhong Ye stood up and beat someone up, wouldn't that be a slap in the face?

"Alas." Chuya leaned against the wall, ignoring Dazai Osamu's squinting look at him, and moved his two exposed legs, attracting the attention of many students.

In the next second, Osamu Dazai gave those students a murderous look, and the students hurriedly withdrew their gazes on Chuya.

However, what Lingzhong did not expect was——

"Now, what do today's students eat to grow up?" When the teacher asked a student to stand up and answer the question, Zhong Ye was shocked to find that the boy sitting in the first row of the class was actually older than him. ,high!

There are not even many girls who are shorter than him!

No wonder Osamu Dazai always said that he is small and exquisite, so it seems...

Zhong also sighed again: "The children's food is really good now. I think I was very grateful for the bread given by someone when I was a child at 'Yang'."

"..."

Chuya didn't know that this matter that was mentioned casually to himself, to Dazai Zhi's ears, it seemed to be in Ling Chi's heart.

Osamu Dazai silently wrapped his arms around his waist, not letting anyone see him, as long as he just wanted to hold him silently.

They should never be separated.

"Snapped!"

Unexpectedly, when the two were grinding together silently, a ball of paper was suddenly thrown on Zhong Ye.Zhong also looked at the ball of paper on the ground strangely, then raised his head, and looked at the student who threw him the ball of paper.I saw a boy sitting on the side making faces at him, obviously treating him as a weak boy and bullying him.

Nakaya's face turned cold, and then he wanted to bend down to pick up the ball of paper on the ground and throw it back, but before he could make a move, Osamu Dazai had already picked up the ball of paper!

"Hey!"

However, even if he didn't call out to stop him, Osamu Dazai threw the ball of paper back with a "snap", hitting the boy so hard that he had a headache...

Needless to say, this really has the taste of going to school.Osamu Dazai even hoped that they were really high school students. If anyone was short in the joke, he would scold them back, but...

they are not.

After all, Dazai Osamu is the one who is small and exquisite in every day.

"The little brats nowadays are all in a mess." Osamu Dazai said in that terrifying voice.

But Zhong also followed closely and said viciously: "Who is this to blame? Isn't it the setting you gave?!"

The students in the back row saw that Osamu Dazai's gang also taught others, but they started to boo in a mess.Even the protagonist looked at it for a moment, and unconsciously laughed at his two "classmates".

The teacher who was writing on the blackboard was annoyed when he heard this, and turned around while shouting: "Quiet! Quiet! Are you against me?!"

Unexpectedly, when the teacher turned around, there was an extra...

The red Daruma tumbler...?

coming!

The reason why Chuya and the others sneaked into high school and pretended to be students was that they were waiting for these "gods".The gods only choose the high school campus to attack, and the entire high school will be packed into a huge cube suspended in the sky, where they will fight desperately. In the end, only two people can survive, and that will be... the son of God.

And they should have entered the cube at this time, and the game officially began.

"Huh? Who put this tumbler here? What are you doing?!" The teacher yelled angrily, obviously very angry at someone disrupting the classroom order.

but……

and many more!

Chuya and Osamu Dazai discovered the problem at the same time. Why is this completely different from the script?

"Hey, let me ask you, whose tumbler is this..."

"boom!"

"...?"

Unexpectedly, before the teacher finished speaking, his head suddenly "bang", and he turned into a new Dharma tumbler again!Then, the Dharma tumbler jumped from the teacher's shoulder to the table, and stood shoulder to shoulder with the original Dharma tumbler on the table.

Why are there two Bodhidharma tumblers this time?How could there be one more than in the movie? !

- "Eh? What's wrong, teacher?"

- "What's that? Whose Dharma tumbler is that?"

- "Why is that thing still moving?"

All the students were frightened by this sudden change, and they even stood up to see what it was.

Unexpectedly, this Bodhidharma tumbler actually spoke!

"Wood man! One, two, three~" I saw one of the Bodhidharma tumblers turning around while saying the password: "One, two, three, wooden-head-man~!"

"?!"

The students were chirping and curious, and they wanted to go to the front to see what it was.

"Hey! Don't move!"

"boom!"

"Boom!"

However, before Chuya finished speaking, the students who had just acted turned into a pile of red glass balls!

"what!!!"

The students shouted in fright, and many more students turned into a pool of red glass balls.

That's right, the game of the first level is "One Two Three Wooden Figures". In the original movie, this Dharma tumbler suddenly appeared in class, and it was exactly this game that it played with all the students.When it says the password and turns around, whoever is still moving will explode into a red glass ball.

but……

There is only one Bodhidharma tumbler in the movie!Why did they meet two today? !

"He turned around, why the student still..." When Zhong Ye saw the eyes of another Dharma tumbler, he immediately understood what was going on.

The extra Bodhidharma tumbler was used to monitor them!

At this moment, even Osamu Dazai was a little confused, but at this moment, the tumbler had turned around again, and another tumbler took over just right: "One, two, three~wood-head-person~"

"For ordinary people, this is obviously unsolvable!" Chuya was extremely angry, and now he wanted to use gravity to crush those two Dharma tumblers!

Can……

Those two tumblers can actually be regarded as gods, right?I will not kill God!It is Osamu Dazai who can kill God!

"I know why it's S-level." Osamu Dazai couldn't help sighing, and he was a little unexpected at this time: "The system has... increased the difficulty of the movie's original game."

"..."

Zhong couldn't help lowering his head, he stared at the whole incident thinking about it, at the same time, many students had already turned into red glass balls, other students took a step and were even attacked again because they slipped and fell!

Soon, there were only two students left in the entire classroom, and Shuanghei.

The two of Shuanghei were standing in the corner just now, they were regarded as unmoved by Bodhidharma because they stood firmly, but the other students were not so lucky.Fortunately, the system doesn’t seem to want to embarrass Zhongye. In the original movie, the exploding balls accompanying the students would also splatter blood, but perhaps because Zhongye also has an extremely spoof “blood fainting” passive skill, the system will remove the blood special effect up.

"Hey, I want to blow up these two Bodhidharma tumblers." Zhong also was extremely angry now, he didn't think the god should do such a harmful thing.

But when he noticed the remaining two students, he was surprised to find that they were Shun and another boy with curly glasses!

That's right, in this level of the game in the movie, there are only these two people left in the end.The boy with curly hair glasses discovered the secret of Bodhidharma's tumbler. There is a button on the back of Bodhidharma, as long as you press Bodhidharma, the game will stop.But in the end, the boy with curly glasses helped to press the button instantly, but he himself died, because... whoever presses the button wins.

When Zhong Ye watched the movie before, he thought this game was hateful, but now, he must punish this Bodhidharma roly-poly.

No, what he should really repair is the god behind it.

"Hey, it's useless even if you want to press the button. The timing of the two Bodhidharma is staggered. It will take time for you to press the button." Dazai Osamu smiled, and then put his hands in his pockets. Go forward without fear.

The reason why Osamu Dazai swaggered so much was precisely because the two Bodhidharma were spinning at the same time.Yes, he found that blind spot.The timing of the two Dharma tumblers does seem to be staggered, but when one of them turns its head and the other just starts: "One, two, three~wood-head-person~" also turns around, then For a period of time, they were facing the left and right sides at the same time!

So this game is not completely unsolvable!

Chuya's eyes suddenly lit up, and he also wanted to understand this blind spot, so he raised his leg and walked towards Osamu Dazai.

However, Osamu Dazai stretched out his arms to wrap around Chuya's waist when Nadharma tumbler looked at them again, Chuya subconsciously turned and stared at him, their eyes collided, and then they couldn't move an inch!

At this moment, Shun and the boy with glasses also looked at Shuanghei.Because everyone couldn't move, it completely became a look of onlookers watching the relationship.

Nakaya was forcibly held by the waist by Osamu Dazai, his two long legs were straight, but the top of his head could only reach Dazai's shoulders.Those eyes seemed to kill people, but in the eyes of outsiders, they seemed powerless to resist.

"Ok?"

At this time, the Bodhidharma tumbler also noticed Shuanghei. It first looked at Chuya, and then at Dazai Osamu. As a result, he looked at Chuya again, and the tumbler's eyes suddenly widened!

- "Aragami?!"

- "Huh? What did you say?"

The two Bodhidharma tumblers are still chatting!

- "That little one seems to be, it's Rage God!"

- "Nonsense, how could Aragami be a high school student?"

- "That's right... hiss!"

Unexpectedly, the Nadharma tumbler looked at Osamu Dazai again, and it was silent for a long time before continuing:

- "Why is that student so tall? And, how many years has he stayed in the class? He doesn't look like a high school student from the appearance. Did God say... Are students who have stayed in the class also eligible to play this game?"

- "It seems that as long as he is a high school student, it doesn't matter whether his brain is good or not."

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai was so angry when he heard the conversation between the two Dharma tumblers, is he that old? !

Wait, isn't the most important thing they say you're not smart?So, this is Osamu Dazai digging a hole for himself again?Including Chuya, this is the first time for everyone to hear that Osamu Dazai is not in his right mind!

"Pfft!" So, Chuya couldn't hold back this time, he couldn't help laughing, but at this moment, he met the eyes of Bodhidharma's tumbler!

It happened, and the middle also moved!

"Oh, I wanted to play with them at first, but it seems..." Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai suddenly threw two red glass balls!Then he shouted: "It's your turn, Rage God!"

"?" Chuya didn't react at first, but in the next second he had a tacit understanding to fully understand Dazai's meaning, so...

Gravity is on.

Coincidentally, they now share 100 lucky points.

The author has something to say:

【Repeater with bad brain:】

Wu Zhenzai: ...

Hei Shizai: You look too old.

Baek Jae: Not like a high school student.

Leader Zai: Childish.

Zhong also couldn't help laughing.

Hei Shizai: Do the math, if you are a repeat high school student at the age of 22, how many years have you been repeating?

Bai Zai: You might as well pretend to be a teacher.

Chief Zai: It's a loss of face.

Wu Jingzai: Are you self-defeating?We obviously share the same face!

Other kills: ...

Buteizai: Besides, why can't I be too tall?

Zhong Ye: ...

Buteizai: The little slug is so short that it can confuse the fake with the real one.

Other colleagues: Chuya, who was finally caught up with, you can work hard.

slaughter:……

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