Dazai always points the wrong skill points

"It's your turn, Rage God!"

"Eh? Eh!"

-

To say that Osamu Dazai's speed is very fast, Chu also doesn't know when Osamu Dazai secretly took two red glass balls, anyway, this person didn't even say hello, just threw the glass balls out of nowhere up!

Did Osamu Dazai trust him too much?

Of course, they are partners!

They are lovers.

It didn't take even a second for Nakaya to understand what Osamu Dazai meant. He immediately activated his supernatural ability, poured two glass balls with gravity, and one of the glass balls turned an arc until it ran to the opposite side to face the other. And go!

"What?!" This frightened Shun and the glasses boy, it's against Newton in this matter!I am afraid that Newton will run out of high school textbooks after reading it, right? !

It's useless to run out, he doesn't want to see Huang Ba vomit.

"Snapped!"

The two crisp sounds coincided, and the front and rear glass balls hit the button on the back of the Dharma tumbler at the same time.

game over!

……

Everything returned to calm, but the tension remained.

The four people in the entire classroom, including the two red Dharma tumblers, did not move at all. Although the game was over, they were still facing a very important problem at this time, so everyone dared not breathe at all.

Although the game is over, who is the winner?

According to the setting of the original movie, even if the game is over, only one person can pass the level, and that is the person who pressed the Dharma tumbler switch with his own hands.

But now the person who pressed the Dharma tumbler switch...it is two red glass balls!

Even if you want to talk about it, the glass ball was thrown by Osamu Dazai, and the person who actually manipulated the glass ball was Chuya Nakahara!Fortunately, Osamu Dazai was forcibly holding him in his arms, so the two shared 100 lucky points, and Nakaya didn't let go.

No matter what, the winner is completely uncertain now, but the Bodhidharma tumbler is really closed, and their game has been cleared!

"Why, how could it be like this..." Ji Ting Shun sighed several times in succession: "Why did the glass ball thrown by Dazai-san automatically change direction?"

Even the particularly bright boy with glasses is seriously frightened and has absolutely questioned the world at all.

"Well...it's probably the strength of repeat students." Naka also spoofed Dazai, but what he provoked was Dazai's fierce revenge.

Osamu Dazai pinched Nakaya's waist hard, seeing with satisfaction that Nakaya's whole body was trembling three times, the cheeks of that orange candy were gradually covered with red icing, and his whole body was full of ripe Sweetness, after Osamu Dazai reluctantly let go of his hand and walked towards the two Daruma tumblers.

"Go to hell you!"

Looking at Osamu Dazai's back, Chuya's gaze unconsciously fixed on the back of Osamu Dazai's head again, and he thought again what Bodhidharma said just now... Osamu Dazai is a repeat student, and his brain is not good?Zhong Ye was about to laugh and vomit blood.

deserve it!Osamu Dazai deserves it!

Zhong Ye couldn't help "humming": "Stupid." Unexpectedly, just as Zhong Ye finished speaking, the Bodhidharma tumbler that had just been turned off turned on again!

The two Dharma tumblers restarted and made a "creaking" sound, and at the same time the extremely terrifying voice reappeared: "You all have to die—"

"You all have to..."

"boom!"

"what!!"

However, before the two Bodhidharma tumblers finished speaking, Chuya could no longer hold back his anger. He stepped forward as fast as he could, holding the head of the Bodhidharma tumbler with one hand, and with the other hand, he knocked the daruma down with a bang. The tumbler was beaten to the ground!And the other one does the same, no one can escape!

"Hey! Classmate Chuya!" Shun and the boy with glasses obviously didn't expect that this is the Chuya Nakahara who can only be bullied by all kinds of people?

No, that's all fake, that's all the false identity deliberately given to him by Dazai Osamu who is not good at thinking, this Chuya is the real one, and this Chuya is a god.

I saw that Zhong Ye even hurt his hands from the beating, after all, the Dharma tumbler is not a flesh and blood body, his fingers are red!From this, it can be seen how much effort he had to use!

"Everyone has to die? Everyone has to die? I see, you bastards have to die!" However, even this couldn't relieve Zhong Ye's anger at all. He raised his legs high, and "bang" He stomped his feet with a sound, until the two Bodhidharma tumblers kept screaming.

"Hey! Chuya-san!" Shun and the bespectacled boy were quite frightened by Chuya, but the next second Dazai Osamu glared at them and told them to be quiet.

"Courage, you are so courageous! How dare you hit me——"

One of the Dharma tumblers hadn't finished speaking before being stomped down by Chuya again!

"I'm the one who beat you!" Zhong Ye still hummed in frustration: "Do you want to listen to the gods? Just rely on you?"

"Oh, Chuya Chuya, calm down~" Osamu Dazai smiled "hehe", and you can tell from that expression that something bad must be going on in this person's "uneasy" mind: "I have a idea."

"?" Chuya glanced at Osamu Dazai with his hands in his pockets.

Now Zhong also wears the cutest clothes, does the most amazing things, and of course has what he thinks is the most villainous expression! ...But in fact, in the eyes of others, it is called spicy.

Others are not allowed to see it, only he Dazai Osamu can see it!

"Chuya, since they like playing games so much." Osamu Dazai stretched out his two palms suddenly, and he gently grabbed Chuya's shoulders, with an evil face on his face: "Why don't we play with them?"

"Huh?" Zhongya tilted his ears, trying to figure out if he had heard correctly.

"Hey, Chuya, you say 'one, two, three~wood-head-person~' just like them, and then you turn around, if they move again when you turn around..." Osamu Dazai His voice was definitely scarier than these two Dharma tumblers. He even used two hands, one in each hand, to put the Nadharma tumbler back on the podium.The Dharma tumbler was already terrified at this time, their noses were bruised and their faces were swollen, and they completely lost their scary appearance just now after being beaten by Zhong Ye.

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai bent down again, he put his face between the two tumblers, and then gave Chuya a treacherous smile: "Come on Chuya, wooden man game, let's start~"

Chuya was stunned for a moment, he was in sync with Osamu Dazai again, and besides, he himself didn't want to just let it go.So Zhongye let out a "huh", and then said lazily and gloomyly: "One, two, three! Wooden people ~ one, two, three!" After finishing speaking, Zhongye slowly turned his body around.

In fact, at this time, the two Dharma tumblers had already figured out Zhongye's identity, and they were too frightened to move at all, for fear that even if they moved a little bit, they would be punched by Zhongye!

"Tsk, I don't know how to appreciate it." Osamu Dazai looked at the nervous tumbler and the two students, he couldn't help shaking his head and sighing, and then looked at Nakaya again.

In fact, everyone knows that Zhongye looks good from the front, right?

But his back view is even more unique.

Chuya's demeanor is nothing to say, his straight waist and thin and straight legs are like a fetish.The white shirt sets off the orange-red braids, and the braids are tilted to the neck, revealing the wonderful neck curve...

No, just looking at the back of Chuya's head, Dazai wanted to kiss him hard.

"Great!"

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai suddenly made a mistake, maybe he was so excited to see it, he raised his wrists happily, and actually flicked a brain, melon, and collapse on the backs of the two Dharma tumblers. !

then……

"Crunch crunch—"

"Ahhhh!!!!"

The two Bodhidharma tumblers naturally began to shake their clumsy bodies and couldn't stop at all!

"Blockhead!"

Accompanied by Daruma's scream, Chuya turned his head sharply!What he saw was the daruma tumbler fluttering... oh yes, the tumbler has no hands and feet.

So these two lose their center of gravity even more, the more they try to stand firm, the more unstable they become!

"Rage, Rage God... Rage God, spare your life, Rage God!" Bodhidharma was indeed frightened, the destructive power of Rage God is probably known to all the gods "on the road", right?

So Zhong Ye let out a "huh", and with a villainous smile on his face, he slowly moved towards the two tumblers.

The Bodhidharma tumbler was frightened and motionless, everyone was sweating!

"boom!"

After a loud bang...

Chuya and Dazai Zhi went to the gate together.

The Bodhidharma tumblers who thought they must be dead this time, they were not destroyed by Zhong Ye.It's just that Zhong also buckled their heads, and came to a face-to-face collision!

The two Bodhidharma tumblers were all dotted in front of their eyes, and they couldn't get up at all.

And Chuya stopped in front of the door, he turned his head and was silent for a moment, then said: "Hey, you go back and tell your gods."

"?yes!"

The two Bodhidharma tumblers jumped up with a groan, fearing that the wild gods would blame them. They looked like students who had been named, but they had no hands or feet, so they always swayed without wind.

"Just tell him to listen to the words of the gods."

After finishing speaking, Chuya turned his head again and went out with Osamu Dazai.

"boom."

When the door was closed, the two Bodhidharma tumblers fell to the ground, their eyes rolling, obviously frightened.

At this moment, Shun and the glasses boy came to their senses, and they also ran out the door as if fleeing for their lives, not daring to stay for a moment longer.

Just when the door was closed again, a person came from nowhere, he walked slowly to the two Dharma tumblers, and stopped quietly...

"That god, what did he just say?"

"Wow--"

The two Bodhidharma tumblers cried very aggrieved as if seeing their relatives.

-

Among them, they also left the class with Osamu Dazai, and they saw bloody scenes all over the school.Chuya subconsciously closed his eyes, and Osamu Dazai quickly held Chuya's face.He put Zhongye's eyes on his shoulders, and he didn't ask Zhongye to see the bloody prison.

This is the purgatory created by the gods.

Zhong also began to struggle after a moment of dizziness, but he couldn't help but think of the previous "Horror Cruise", why didn't he understand it?Why are these so-called gods not the demons who often create purgatory?

Osamu Dazai saw that Chuya was struggling, so he took the opportunity to kiss Chuya hard on the head, and then took Chuya to a corridor without blood, he reluctantly let Chuya go.

I can't let go, Osamu Dazai who is "not good at brain" will be beaten to death by "Little Poor".

"Hey! Pay attention to me, this place is full of students!" Chuya was indignant, he really wanted to kick Osamu Dazai out of the cube, but after thinking about it, forget it, after all Osamu Dazai can't fly.

At this moment, the students who had just won the "One Two Three Wooden Figures" level of Bodhidharma's tumbler all ran away one after another. They ran around the school, but they couldn't find a way out.

This is of course, they don't know that they have already entered the cube.

"Chuya! Why don't you run away?"

Is it Shun and the boy with glasses who came running in a hurry?

To say that learning scum is much happier, Shun doesn't know what "Rage God" is at all, so after experiencing the tumbler game just now, he still hasn't noticed that Zhongye is different.He even thought that it was Dazai Osamu who did it all, and it was Dazai Osamu who built a bridge for Chuya to smile for the Pomeranians.

Look, here we go again!

Could it be that he, Zhongyuan Zhong, is not so good looking?

Zhong couldn't help scratching his head, he was really troubled.

"I can't run away." Chuya lowered his eyelids, he was even a little sleepy, he is a man with physical strength!He hasn't slept since his last mission in The Grudge.

"Student Chuya." Unexpectedly, the boy with glasses suddenly walked in front of Chuya.He lowered his head to look at Zhong Ye, and after a long time, he smiled and said, "Thank you."

"Eh?"

In fact, in the original work, the boy was killed by the Dharma tumbler, but Chuya saved him this time, and he escaped.

but……

This boy will never know his original ending!

"You...why say thank you?" Chuya still decided to ask.

"Because I saw it, it was Chuya, you saved us." The boy with glasses stared at Zhongye's eyes with wise eyes, and he smiled immediately: "And I heard that the tumbler is only counted by the person who presses the button. Win. I was going to team up with Shun, and he went to press the button. Wouldn't I die if that happened?"

Hearing this, Zhong couldn't help laughing, this kid is really smart.When Zhongye was watching the movie, he was thinking how many smart people this god had to kill by mistake...

Fortunately, he saved the child.

It's a pity that everything happened too fast at that time, and he didn't have time to save others.

But Zhong is not discouraged, because all this is done by the gods, he will ask the gods to return all the children who were framed, he knows...

If the gods have this strength, they are gods.

"Hey! Let's find a way to escape!" Shun shouted anxiously to everyone again, as anxious as a child preparing lunch in the cafeteria.

Nakaya was stunned for a moment, and went to look at Shun with Dazai.

I searched for various ways back and forth in an instant, and even used various tools to chisel the windows, but they were completely ineffective.

"It's useless to talk about it all, you better save it." Zhong Ye looked upset.

But Osamu Dazai hooked Nakaya's neck, and he said to Shun slowly: "Don't you usually like to hang around and wait to die? Then why are you running away in such a hurry?"

"..." Shun gasped for breath, and continued to dig out the windows.

"Now that the time of death is coming, isn't it as you wished?" Dazai Osamu thought, he is the best at death!He just can't die

Fate!

"That's normal!" He shouted without looking back, "Is anyone sick? Really want to die?!"

"..."

Yeah, who really wants to die?Anyway, ever since Osamu Dazai met Chuya Nakahara, he felt that he had a companion in this world, and he didn't want to die.

What a wonderful life, he has Chuya Zhongyuan.

Osamu Dazai laughed out loud, lowered his head to tease Chuya's chin, and then reminded Shun: "Hey, there seems to be some movement in the gymnasium, why don't you go and have a look?"

"Gym?" Shun thought for a while, then ran away with the glasses boy, and they hurried towards the gym.

Chuya turned his head and looked at the backs of the surviving children, he really couldn't stop sighing.

How could this be the work of a god?It is clearly a devil!

"Chuya, this is a horror movie." Dazai Osamu's mind-reading skills came again, even though Chuya didn't say anything, Dazai Osamu could still see what Chuya was thinking.Then, Dazai said: "Chu, don't always think about being in a horror movie...help the old man cross the road."

"Huh? How do you know everything?"

Zhong also wondered, how did Osamu Dazai know that he usually likes to help old people cross the road?

Because that old man, he was played by Osamu Dazai!

Osamu Dazai didn't answer this question, he just snorted coldly and bent his neck, he put his face close to Chuya and said, "Chuya, you are so clean, I don't even have the heart to desecrate you when you are clean."

"?"

"But, I still like blasphemy."

"..."

"boom!"

Nakaya punched Osamu Dazai flying, and then he rubbed his fist and slowly moved towards the gymnasium.

-

- "Student Zhongye survived?"

- "Who? Central Plains Chuya?"

- "Impossible? Shouldn't he be the first to be killed?"

- "Hey, Osamu Dazai is still alive?"

- "Then Osamu Dazai must be protecting him."

……

Chuya has been walking all the way, and his ears are full of such words.He felt that every step he took was filled with lead, and he just wanted to beat Osamu Dazai to death!

"Do you think you have the ability to protect me, dead mackerel?" Nakaya turned his head and saw Osamu Dazai proudly, he simply asked this question, he didn't believe that Osamu Dazai was really so shameless!

"Why not? Haven't I always been protecting Chuya?" Dazai Osamu looked sad, and his expression seemed to be ungrateful: "Obviously, I have been protecting Chuya since I was 15 years old." Woolen cloth."

"Go away! You're ashamed to say it!" Nakaya kicked Osamu Dazai away, breaking a brick at a time, and hurried into the gymnasium.

- "Chuya-san looks like a kitten when she hits someone."

- "Dazai-san must be very happy, right?"

Classmates, at this moment of life and death, can you stop taking cp? !

The system appeals, everyone must eat sugar rationally!

But the answer seems to be: no.

-

As soon as he entered the gymnasium, Zhong saw a group of survivors, including Shun.

I also remember very clearly that this level is: Lucky Cat.

After a while, a huge beckoning cat will fall from the sky, and that beckoning cat can eat people.At this time, someone needs to wear a mouse's clothes to attract the attention of the lucky cat, and as long as he wears the mouse's clothes, he can understand what the lucky cat is saying.

It's just that people wearing mouse clothes will be eaten by the lucky cat first.

And the self-help method of this level is to throw a big bell into the "basket" on the chest of Lucky Cat. Yes, this is actually a shooting game.It's just that this lucky cat is almost [-]% catching the basketball empty-handed. Unless it is directly dunked, it will almost always be caught.

And the real name of this level is probably: Tom and Jerry's Love and Killing!

- "Eh? Chuya-san actually cleared the level?"

- "What luck!"

Is it over yet? !

Chuya turned his head and wanted to slap Dazai Osamu twice, it was all because of the character set that Dazai Osamu had entered for him!

"Yo, I really didn't expect that."

At this time, a figure who looked like a school bully came to Zhongye with a high-profile appearance.

"?"

Chuya and Osamu Dazai went to see the student at the same time, and the other people beside him were already far away, only Shun broke through the pressure and approached Zhongye step by step.

Perhaps this school bully is indeed a character in the eyes of other students, but in the eyes of Chuya and Dazai... Isn't this a brat?

"Chuya-san, you must be relying on Dazai-san's help, right?" The school bully looked at Chuya, and then stood up straight to provoke Dazai.

Well, remember.

The identity that Osamu Dazai entered into the system for himself is the school bully, and there is naturally a conflict between the school bully and the school bully.

"What does it have to do with you?"

Unexpectedly, it was Shun who spoke for Chuya and the others.

Don't look at the boy Shun, who usually looks so bored that he will eat and die, but he is definitely loyal enough in his heart.

"Heh." The school bully looked down at Zhong Ye: "In this world, the winner is king, and this is also the arena where the gods choose the son of God. Why do you get away with it?"

"Me?" Zhong Ye pointed at himself, he was stunned for half a second before asking: "You mean I'm not worthy?"

"A weak person like you is only worthy of being eliminated by the gods." After the school bully finished speaking, he turned around and looked at everyone in the gymnasium. At this time, no one dared to speak out for Zhongye except Shun. This school bully is usually very "tyrant".

"Oh? Elimination?" Zhong couldn't help but roll his eyes. It's really hard to say who will be eliminated.

"Ah, let me see...how about you being a slave to me, and I'll take you to the last level." The school bully said again: "I advise you not to trust Dazai-san too much. Relying on force also depends on intelligence. Do you think... his intelligence is enough?"

"Hahaha!"

After the bully finished speaking, the other students also laughed out loud, okay, now they are not only joking, but also questioning Osamu Dazai's IQ? !

Alas, Chu can't help but worry about the future of the next generation.

"It's perfectly fine for you to speak rudely to me." Finally, Osamu Dazai smiled "hehe": "After all, he is a dying person, so I won't argue with you. But..."

"?"

They are fighting for the position of school bully!

"But, you can't ask him to be your slave."

No, why is Osamu Dazai fighting for the school hegemony?He will always only fight for the middle.

As Osamu Dazai said, he took a step forward: "Otherwise... I don't care if you are a brat or not."

"boom!!"

Just as the two sides declared war, there was a deafening roar.

It's the lucky cat!

I saw the lucky cat falling from the sky, it landed in the middle of the gymnasium, and it happened to hit two people.This beckoning cat is about seven or eight meters tall, which is indeed too scary for students who have never seen any monsters.

"what!!!"

The survivors ran away one after another, but the lucky cat suddenly bent down and ate two people. Although the movement was not fast, the attack was steady and ruthless.

"What kind of cat is this?!" Shun was so frightened that he hurried to Dazai's side. In his opinion, Dazai was really powerful.Although he didn't tell others about Dazai Osamu's performance in the last round of the game, he knew it well, and he knew it very well.

He knew that Osamu Dazai was definitely not an ordinary person!

"Hey, there's a mouse suit over there!" The school bully was obviously terrified when he saw this situation.But he was calm enough, and quickly discovered the rules of the game: "It seems that whoever wears the mouse's clothes will be attacked. This should be a game of cat and mouse!"

"The cat catches the mouse?" Shun thought for a while, and then he looked up to observe the beckoning cat. Now no one dared to approach this huge monster, but Shun still saw the basket on the neck of the beckoning cat: "Hurry up!" Look! The cat has a basket around its neck!"

At this time, there was a sound of "gurgling" from the bottom of the feet, and everyone looked down again...

It's a big round bell!

That's right, as long as they throw this big bell into the basket, they will pass the level!

That is the task of this round of the game.

"Hehe." Zhong also thought, this cat is indeed a god, even so, he can't just let this cat do harm to people!

"Classmate Zhongye."

"?"

Unexpectedly, the school bully cues to Chuya again, and Chuya and Dazai Osamu had no choice but to listen to the school bully say, "Put on this mouse suit to attract the beckoning cat."

"?"

To be honest, Chuya and Osamu Dazai were so surprised when they heard it, they couldn't react for a while.

what?To actually want him to be a mouse in the Central Plains? !

It's not funny!

Children are children after all, and they don't know their own situation at all, and they don't know who is the player and who is the mouse. This is really sad.

"How can this work? Classmate Zhongye is not good at skills. If he pretends to be a mouse, he will only be eaten by the lucky cat!" Shunbi and Shuanghei were the first to react: "One must be flexible, People with quick brains are mice! I think you are the most suitable, right?"

In fact, there is another problem now, that is, the mouse's clothes are too big, and Zhong Ye doesn't look like a mouse when he wears them.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" The school bully didn't expect Shun to confront him: "Of course the most useless person should be the mouse! You are not leaders, you don't even have any brains!"

Shun clenched his fists and took a step forward. He didn't know how to hate the school bully, but he finally said: "Student Chuya can't do it. If you want to come, I will!"

"?"

Nakaya and Osamu Dazai were very surprised. I really didn't expect that such a child who was eating and waiting to die could be so loyal?It seems that Jin Shun is a very good kid in his bones, but he is rebellious in adolescence. If he is educated well, he will be a very good young man in the future.

But the school bully naturally wouldn't agree, he even asked others to quickly pick up the mouse costume on the ground, they wanted to force Zhong Ye to change into a mouse costume!

"Hey, you don't really think..." But, why would Chuya tell them to do anything wrong?He said with a "huh", "The most dangerous thing is this lucky cat, right?"

"?"

The school bully glared at Zhong Ye with a puzzled expression on his face.

But their sight was quickly blocked by someone, it was Osamu Dazai!

I saw Osamu Dazai crossing his arms. He was facing the school bully with a cold face. The school bully was a little shorter than him, and seemed to be frightened by such a Dazai Osamu.

This is natural, even if he is a bully, he is only a high school student, right?

"You, what are you doing?" The school bully finally panicked, how could he bear Dazai Osamu's murderous expression?

Especially now!

Osamu Dazai turned black in front of people just like that from top to bottom.

It was Hei Shijae's personality that appeared!

"Ah?!" The other students were really terrified this time, it seemed to be more frightening than a lucky cat or a Dharma tumbler!

Only Hei Shizai gave a cold "hehe", and then he took out a gun from his pocket.With a slight swipe of the gun, he easily pushed the school bully somersaults, just to the side of the mouse suit.

"You, put it on."

Hei Shizai said with a smile.

"Me? I...you, you..."

"Boom!"

Two gunshots exploded beside the bully——

"Put it on!"

Hei Shizai ordered solemnly and indifferently.

The author has something to say:

[Why bother with children? 】

Chuya: He is still a child.

Wu Jingzai: Just scare him to death.

Bai Zai: That black slaughter is indeed the scariest.

Hei Shizai is proud: Hehe.

Chief Zai:?Are you afraid you have forgotten me?

Zhong Ye: ...

Chief Zai: I am a man who rules over children.

Zhong Ye: ...

Leader Zai: It's like my Zhongye.

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