Dazai always points the wrong skill points

"Do you think you really saw the scariest thing?"

……

"No, the scariest things you can't see at all."

……

Chuya said with a smile.

-

Dazai Osamu's sudden change really frightened these students.From their point of view, this is a fantasy character lurking beside them all the time!Just like in all fantasy novels, the protagonist can change his form and kill all directions.

This really broke through their cognition!

"Too, classmate Dazai, you, why did you suddenly become like this?" Shun was naturally terrified, he took a step back and pointed at Hei Shizai, which would not only infuriate Newton, but also...

Wait, Shun really can't think of any other physical characters who can be enraged!

The child couldn't help laughing at himself: "Students are much happier."

Hei Shizai didn't pay attention to the student, he just pointed his gun at the school bully on the ground: "Either put on the mouse clothes, or die, which one do you choose?"

At this moment, the beckoning cat was squatting in the middle of the gymnasium. The reason why the beckoning cat didn't do anything was because it smelled the gods present.

In this stadium,

There is a god!

But it is completely uncertain, who is that god? !

- "Do you think you really saw the scariest thing?"

……

- "No, the scariest things you can't see at all."

……

This time the school bully finally realized the horror of Hei Shizai. He hurriedly put on the clothes of the mouse, and turned his head to attract the attention of the beckoning cat.Anyway, he is dead anyway. With his skill, he should not be easily caught by the lucky cat.

But he can be hacked and killed in the next second!

- "How come Dazai-san has a gun?!"

- "Dazai-san is the real villain!"

- "As expected of Dazai-san!"

- "Student Chuya is so happy~"

The other students were all far away, keeping an absolute distance from Hei Shizai, for fear that Hei Shizai would beat them all to death in a second.Of course, there were also those who envied Zhongye, and only then did they realize that their classmate Zhongye had been under the shadow of such a person all along!

"Don't worry, I'm very picky when I kill... not everyone deserves to be killed by me." Hei Shizai said, and he turned his head to look at Zhongye.

Coincidentally, Nakaya was also squinting at him.

"Heh." Zhong also turned his head a little ashamed: "You know how to be handsome, Second Second! I'm afraid your mental age is about the same as these children, right?"

"Zhongye, if you provoke me like this again, I won't take your face into consideration." Hei Shizai said, and he strode towards Zhongye: "In this kind of place, kill me with my personality. You... hiss~"

"Hey you--"

Hei Shizai actually licked his ears? !

"It must be very comfortable?" Hei Shizai said, he was still half-bent, his palm pinched hard on Zhongye's exposed thigh, and then deftly dodged the blow!

Shi Zhong also quickly raised his left leg, and stomped hard at Hei Shizai!

Of course, it came to nothing.

"I won't beat you to death later!" Zhong also ignored Hei Shizai, and turned his head to look at the students who were fleeing from the hands of the beckoning cat.

The school bully just now was wearing a mouse suit, he was running around the entire stadium, Lucky Cat caught him just like that, the speed was quite fast!

"!" Zhong Ye couldn't help being stunned when he saw this: "In the movie, this lucky cat is obviously very clumsy!"

"..." Hei Shizai also noticed this, and he was silent for a long time: "It seems that this is an S-level mission, and all game levels have increased in difficulty."

"Hey! Try to tickle the cat!" Zhong Ye suddenly shouted to Shun: "Hurry up, trust me!"

Shun turned his head and immediately understood what Chuya meant, but the other students didn't pay attention to what Chuya said at all. In their view, Chuuye was talking nonsense, or maybe he was trying to be cute.

Why do you think Zhong is acting cute? !

Is it because he is small?

But they really don't understand, what the hell is tickling a cat?Is this what you should say in such a dangerous situation?

But others don't know Chuuya's ability, but they are very clear in the blink of an eye. The Bodhidharma tumbler in the first level has been retaliated by Zhongya. How can he not understand this time?

So Shun nodded immediately, and he obediently went around behind the Lucky Cat: "Student Chuya, what should I do?"

Zhong also let out a "heh", he was very satisfied with Shun's cleverness: "Climb on its back and tickle it!"

"Huh?" Shun thought for a long time, although he didn't understand the meaning of what he did, he still threw himself on the cat's back.Shun looked at his fingers, then scratched the cat's back vigorously.

However, the cat didn't react at all!

"..."

Zhong Ye immediately frowned and looked at the others. Obviously, the power of one person is not enough now.

"What are you making trouble for?" The domineering schoolboy in the mouse suit yelled angrily, "You have a patron saint, but we don't! You just want to kill us! Why should we listen to you?"

"..."

Chuya suddenly narrowed his eyes, he really wanted to stuff the school bully directly into the cat's mouth.

"I'll help you!" The boy with glasses who had been hiding at the end just now said suddenly.

It seemed that he had escaped death with great difficulty. The boy with glasses didn't intervene just now, but now that Zhong also came forward to remind him, he stopped avoiding it, and simply jumped on the back of the cat with Shun to tickle the cat.

"Hey! You are obviously wearing a mouse costume, can't you hear the beckoning cat?" This is what Chuya is most angry about. Obviously the school bully is wearing a mouse costume. According to the setting, he can hear the cat talking, that The cat keeps saying, "It's so itchy!" But the school bully keeps pretending to be dead!

"What can I hear? You're not wearing a mouse suit, how do you know it's talking? You're deliberately taking revenge on us!" The school bully seemed to be taking revenge on Osamu Dazai, after all, he was the only one wearing it Mouse clothes, others really can't hear, he can lie casually now.

Hei Shizai let out a "hum", but the next second his gun was snatched away by Zhong Ye.

"boom!"

I can only blame this school bully for offending someone he shouldn't have.

Nakaya shot the school bully's mouse ear, and he punched a hole in the mouse's ear, and the hole was still smoking.

"Ah...!!" The school bully was completely scared this time, the mouse ears on the top of his head were quite small, and even a single shot pierced through them!So if Chuuya hits the wrong way, wouldn't it hit his head?

Yes, in the eyes of this bully, Chuya just got lucky, that's why he hit his mouse ear!Or maybe Chuya had hit it wrong in the first place, and he thought that Chuya's original target was his head.

"The ears don't work well, so let's get rid of it. Huh, I'll say it again, the mouse attracts the lucky cat, and the rest..." Zhong also had a cold face, but his appearance was really not scary : "Go and tickle the cat!"

"Ah, yes, yes!" All the rest of the students obediently went to tickle the cat, and the school bully also did his best to attract the cat's attention, but what they were afraid of was definitely not Chuya, what they were afraid of was Chuya's hands the gun!

There is also their unknown target.

But Zhong also didn't know it. He thought he had frightened these children, and he still blamed himself a little.

"I shouldn't show my fierce appearance to children." Zhong also said, returning the gun to Hei Shizai, but he didn't see the disgusted expression on Hei Shizai's face at all.

"Zhongye, you really insulted the evil spirit."

Hei Shizai said slowly and contemptuously.

"what?"

But at this moment, Zhongya and Hei Shizai heard the students shouting at the same time: "It's really effective? It's effective!"

Chuya suddenly turned his head to look, and he saw that huge beckoning cat looking up from a distance, with its eyes tightly closed, its whole face enjoying itself, that face was just...

Shame!

Zhong also just wanted to go up and beat up that beckoning cat!

"Student Chuya, it really works!" Shun and the boy with glasses were very happy, they felt that they were right in believing in Zhongye.

Now all the students began to trust Zhongya and Hei Shizai, and they worked harder to tickle the cat.

Seeing this scene, Hei Shizai smiled "hehe", but he bent down and said to Zhongye: "Zhongye, you used to be like..."

"What?" Zhong looked up at Hei Shizai incomprehensibly, his eyes filled with curiosity of "what's wrong with you? What are you going to do?"

"You seemed to be very sensitive before, and your whole body was covered with tickles, right?" Hei Shizai said in an extremely ambiguous way: "I still remember when I tickled you, your expression...is much cuter than this cat. "

"?"

"It makes people want to bully." So, what kind of bullying is Hei Shizai talking about?

"Believe it or not, I treated you like a basketball and threw you into that basketball hoop?" Zhong also had a gloomy face, and he was already ashamed, but with this group of students present, he was not at all prone to seizures, so he could only grit his teeth at Hei. Shi Jae issued a warning.

But when Chuya said this, Shun was already planning to run down and take the bell to shoot!In fact, it was originally planned to use gravity to throw, but Shun was one step ahead of him, so he naturally wanted to see what the boy was capable of.

But at this moment, someone picked up the bell in the blink of an eye!

"Yoshikawa?"

It's Yoshikawa!

Zhong also remembers this boy, and there is this Yoshikawa in the movie.This is a very hard-working and diligent boy.

Yoshikawa has always believed that the world is unfair, so he worked hard to learn how to shoot. The history of blood and tears told in the movie...

Zhong also doesn't understand, because his innate power is enough to destroy the world.

But in fact, there is nothing wrong with ordinary people, right?

But I don't like this ending in the movie, because Yoshikawa is about to make a shot, but the cat catches the basketball [-]% empty-handed!The worst thing is that Yoshikawa was crushed to death by a cat with a bell!

He didn't want to explore the deep meaning of this story, he only wanted to save people!

Sure enough, Yoshikawa made a shot.

The bell flew towards the basket with the fastest speed and the most accurate parabola. According to the original story, the bell of Yoshikawa would be caught by the cat.

And the next second, it did happen.

I saw that the cat caught the basketball [-]% empty-handed in the attention of everyone!

"how come?"

Shun and the boy with glasses panicked at the same time, and the school bully even scolded "It's useless", but just when they were regretting, they saw the beckoning cat opened its eyes again!The bell in that hand was lifted high by it, and then... it slammed into Yoshikawa!

"Hehe." Zhong Ye raised his hand and held Hei Shizai's fingers, and they immediately shared 100 lucky points!After that, Chuya said, "Hey, big cat! It's my turn."

After finishing speaking, Zhongya immediately jumped out with all his strength. He pushed Yoshikawa away with one hand, then spun his body around, hooked his long legs, and kicked the big bell away!

"Boom-"

The big bell fell to the ground, and Zhong also stood firm accordingly.

All the students opened their mouths in shock, they couldn't even make any sound!

They really have never seen... such a classmate Chuya!

I saw Yoshikawa and the school bully each took a step back, the school bully took a long time to react, and then pointed at Zhong Ye and shouted: "You, you cheat!"

……

Ugh.

"Hacking?" Hei Shizai "hummed" with a smile: "Does he still need to hang up? Open your dog eyes and take a good look to see who you are talking to."

"Hey, it's so rare that you still praise me." Zhong Ye was even a little flattered.

"My slug, you don't need to cheat." As expected, Hei Shizai lowered his head and continued to kill himself.

"Zhong, classmate Zhongye! Good job!"

Although Shun was also surprised, he and the boy with glasses had already prepared themselves mentally. They had already known about Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chu, and these two were definitely not ordinary people.

Chuya smiled at Shun, and then bent down to pick up the bell on the ground. He held the metal bell with one hand, and it didn't feel heavy at all.

"Hey, big cat!" Zhongya raised his head and grinned at the big cat, "You sure don't want me to shoot this basket yourself, do you?"

"How on earth did you do it? Why are you able to cheat? Hey, God!! I want to report!!!" The school bully still feels that he has been tricked, and Chuya knew before that cats need to be tickled Er'er was very abnormal, but he was right. After all, both Zhongye and Hei Shizai had read the script, so it should be considered cheating at this point?

"No matter what..." At this time, Yoshikawa suddenly spoke, and he bowed deeply to Zhongya with special gratitude: "It was you who saved my life! Thank you, classmate Chuya!"

"..."

"I'm sorry, I usually bully you, but I will definitely not in the future!"

"..."

In fact, there is nothing at all, it is the human design entered into the system by Osamu Dazai, they are actually strangers to each other, and they have no enmity at all.

"It seems that the world is fair, let me meet you to save me." This classmate Yoshikawa is also very good, he works hard and knows how to be grateful.

Zhong Ye chuckled, but replied: "Boy, this world is indeed not fair, because today, you met me."

It was lucky to meet them, not to meet them...that was the original.

"From now on, let's live well."

Zhong also grinned, following the bell in Diandian's hand, he looked at the beckoning cat again.At this moment, the lucky cat's eyes were swaying irregularly like pulleys, and it took a long time before he fixed his eyes and looked in the middle.

"Huh? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Just listen to the lucky cat suddenly spit out people's words!

This can make the students even more frightened.

"Yes, Lord Rage God?!" The beckoning cat quickly curled up, and the other students had already moved behind Chuya, but they didn't hear the "Rage God" that the beckoning cat said, which added to Chuya's mystery feel.

Zhong Ye didn't like this, he took two steps back and forth, then raised his head to look at Hei Shizai: "Hey, help me think about it, what kind of game should we play with this big fat cat?"

Hei Shizai rolled his eyes and scratched his chin, then smiled "hehe": "He wants the bell so much, you just give him one."

"what?"

"Does Zhong also know how to grind a donkey?" Hei Shizai's eyes suddenly lit up, and he seemed to think of something interesting, so he smiled excitedly: "You just use that method, use that method to play with it .”

Chuya said "Ha!", thinking that he really deserves to be Osamu Dazai!This teasing technique is endless, and even Zhong Yuanzhong is going to be taken away!

But Chuya did as he did. He tied the bell to the bell with a rope, and hung the bell on the tip of a very long wooden pole. The other side of the wooden pole was inserted on the head of the lucky cat.Lucky Cat was very obedient during the whole process, because as long as it moved a little, it would be severely beaten by Chuya.

"Okay, stand up." Nakaya ordered in a deep voice: "Now, immediately, immediately! Stand up for me and get the bell."

"..."

How can this be? !

The lucky cat stood up with a "chuckle", but the bell was hung too high, it couldn't touch it at all!

"Rage God, Rage God... just spare me!"

I saw the big cat scratching the sky with its two paws stretched out, but it was scratching the air at all, it couldn't touch anything!

"Actually, this cat is really powerful, Chuya." However, when Zhongye showed a little devil's smile, Hei Shizai reminded him: "It has great strength, fast speed, and even its body is special. Material, it's a whole class better than the movie. If you use gravity, do you think your gravity can crush it?"

"..." Zhong also listened, and he couldn't help nodding his head: "Actually, I don't understand one thing. They... the lucky cat and the tumbler, how do they know that there is Huangba vomiting in my body?"

"..."

"We are not people from the same world." Zhong also scratched his hair, but he had been thinking about this for a long time.

Naturally, Hei Shizai was also thinking about this matter, but there was no problem that Osamu Dazai couldn't figure out. Obviously, he already knew it in his mind.

"Then, then we..."

When the other students saw her like this, they all wanted to hug her thigh.But Hei Shizai would not agree, not to mention that Zhongye's legs are very thin, so he can't hug him at all!Just because of love... That's absolutely not allowed!Chuya's legs are the only ones he can touch.

"Look what he's doing? Let's go to the next level! If you play the game, you know it's cheating, and you'll be eradicated by the gods sooner or later!" The school bully is obviously very jealous of Zhongye, because in his opinion, Zhongye is definitely cheating!He didn't know Zhongye's identity at all, he only knew that Zhongye was a little guy who couldn't do anything.

At this time, except for Shun, the boy with glasses, and Yoshikawa who was just rescued by Chuya, everyone else has followed the school bully to the entrance of the gymnasium.

Zhong Ye didn't care, why should he care about what the brat said?

Unexpectedly, Zai Zhong also let out a "heh" and was thinking: "Hurry up and go!", but he was suddenly taken aback...why...it seems that there is someone missing?

"Whoosh!"

The tip of the knife pierced the air and made a muffled blasting sound. The moment the sound was made, Chuya immediately realized that it was Tian Gu!

It is Sky Valley.

This person can also be regarded as another male protagonist in the movie "As God Said", although he appeared late, but he is definitely the same type as Dazai Osamu-both scary!

But in the Lucky Cat level in the movie, Shun shot the bell and almost missed the shot. It was Tiangu who came out of nowhere and dunked the bell into the basket directly, which made Shun also alive. go down.

but……

Why did Amaya suddenly appear with a samurai sword now?Moreover, he actually slashed at his classmates with a knife!

Without even thinking about it, Chuya almost subconsciously stopped.With him here, how could such an accident be allowed to happen?

"Bang! Pop—"

Nakaya manipulated the gravity, and the knife swung towards the students fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

"You, you are... Tiangu's classmate?!" When Shun saw the comer clearly, he also backed away in shock, all of them kept a distance from Tiangu, after all, this person really wanted to kill everyone just now.

In fact, Zhong was also shocked, but when he subconsciously looked at Hei Shizai with a questioning look, what he saw was Hei Shizai's usual smile.

"What? You know what's going on with him?" Chuya thought, this is normal, this guy is Osamu Dazai!

Hei Shizai smiled knowingly: "This is a comic plot, don't forget, this movie is an adaptation of a comic. The reason why it is called S is probably like the time of "Midnight Ring", the original and the adapted movie are fused together. .”

"..."

Only then did Chuya slowly nod his head in a sudden realization, it turned out to be like this...

Apparently, Tiangu was very angry at Zhongye's meddling. He glared at Zhongye with malice in his eyes: "This is God's selection of the Son of God. How dare you interfere with such despicable means!"

"You're not a god, why do you help the gods choose?" Zhong Ye pushed back without even thinking about it: "Everyone wants to be a god, everyone wants to be the son of a god! Why don't you ask yourself?"

"Then why do you?"

"I……"

"You'll know sooner or later..." Hei Shizai continued to speak, but Hei Shizai said, "You'll know why he is right sooner or later."

Hei Shizai's voice was obviously more effective than Zhongye's reprimand, Tiangu stopped talking, he just stared at Zhongye with malicious eyes, then turned and left.

"Student Zhongye..." The other students also understood at this time that Zhongye had saved them. The students who thought that Zhongye was just cheating now finally felt grateful to Zhongye.

Including that school bully.

"Student Zhongye." Shun leaned over, he didn't know what to do next, he wanted to give them a reminder later.

And Chuya thought of the next level-Kokeshi.

The so-called small mustard is actually a kind of toy, it is like a small statue, without arms and legs, just a small head and a very long small body.Chuya always said that Mrs. Xiaojiezi looks like a chopstick and a small hammer, anyway, that appearance is very pleasing.It's just... such an interesting toy has now become a killing tool that children have to be afraid of. Including the Dharma tumbler and the lucky cat, they have lost their original functions... They Isn't it supposed to bring joy to children?Now, why did it bring the deepest fear and death to these students instead?

Zhong also thought about it, and couldn't help being angry.

"Hey, tell them clearly in advance, will they be fine?" Zhong also looked at Hei Shizai with a questioning look, Hei Shizai smiled at him and nodded silently.So Zhong also told the students the content of the next level carefully.

In fact, there will be four little mustard seeds in the next level, and they will circle around a player together, singing while turning.However, the difficulty lies in that the player needs to cover his eyes and point out which Xiao Jiezi is behind him when Xiao Jiezi suddenly stops singing, so as to win.

If you can't say it, or if you say it wrong, you will be killed in a cruel way by Xiaojiazi.

After Shun and the students heard the rules of the game, they were all terrified, no matter how smart they were, they couldn't have such sensitive ears!

but……

Shun quickly thought of a way, he said: "Then I can record it with my mobile phone, and then play a trick to pass the level?"

Shun does just that in the movie.

But Zhong Ye is not consciously worried, all the small bosses have increased the difficulty this time, I don't know what will happen to Xiaojiazi's level?

The students had all gone out at this time, and they all took out their mobile phones to prepare to pass the level, but Chuya reminded: "Hey! I've been to the level in a while, and none of you should do it first!"

"?"

He looked at Zhong Ye incomprehensibly for a moment, but he knew that it was Zhong Ye who was saving them, so he nodded vigorously.

They trust Zhong also.

The two of them went out with everyone. The lucky cat in the gymnasium was still grabbing the bell, but it couldn't catch it no matter what.

"Rage God, Rage God! Don't go, Rage God!!"

"Pa-ta, pa-ta—"

The sound of footsteps came from nowhere, and the man stopped the Lucky Cat's movements, and untied the bell from the Lucky Cat's head.

"My God..." Lucky Cat cried in a very aggrieved moment.

-

After leaving the gymnasium, the students went to the next checkpoint.

Zhong Ye suddenly thought: "Actually, if I blow up this place directly, can I also complete the task?"

"Haha, you can try it." Hei Shizai has become more and more used to Zhongye recently, and this expression is to be hi with Zhongye!

Chuya rolled his eyes, not really that violent.

At this time, Akutagawa suddenly said in the communication: "Seniors, the expert spoke again. He said that now all high school students are trapped in the cube, and only two sons of God can be selected."

"Then it must be Chuya and Dazai?" Yosano was full of confidence in their duo.

But Hei Shizai suddenly said: "Son of God? How could the son of God be me and Zhongye?"

"..."

Zhong also couldn't help raising his head, he cast his eyes on Hei Shizai with a smile, but what Hei Shizai said was: "The son of God is obviously the son Zhongye gave birth to me."

"boom!"

Zhong Ye raised his leg high and stomped towards Hei Shizai, but at this moment they heard Xiao Jiezi's voice again...

"Let's play~ let's play, let's play!"

This sound...why is it so messy?

Chuya suddenly turned his head, and he immediately saw a lot of mustard seeds floating not far away!

how many?

Eight!

how so?Actually eight? !

There are only four in the movie, but their mission this time has actually become eight!

"I'll go..." Zhong Ye thought, this really deserves to be an S-rank mission.

Ignoring Kuro Tokizai who was talking nonsense, Chuya quickly caught up with Shun and the other students, and he entered the classroom first.The other students were frightened by the eight kale, and the eight kale also told the rules of the game, which is the same as Chuya said before, but the number has changed.

"Student Zhongye, we, what should we do?" Shun thought, even if he had a mobile phone, he could record it with his mobile phone, and then use cheats to complete the game, then they would not be able to win!

But Chuya suddenly stretched his eyebrows and eyes, and then took a step forward and said to Xiaojiazi: "I'll play."

At the same time, Hei Shizai had also entered the classroom, holding his arms to suppress the nosebleed, I really don't know what he was thinking.

"Zhong, classmate Zhongye... are you going to cheat again?" the school bully asked in a low voice.

There is no need to hang up in the middle, he is a god.

"Classmate Chuya!"

Unexpectedly, Hei Shizai suddenly called Zhongye's name, and Zhongye turned his head in doubt——

"Let me help you blindfold." Hei Shizai said with a smile while holding a white cloth.

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[Double update today, there is another update on the next page~]

[Nothing to show courtesy:]

Chuya: Why are you so attentive all of a sudden?

Hei Shizai: How can you say that you are attentive?Didn't I take care of you all the time?

Chuya: ...Oh.

Wu Jingzai: You are deceiving ignorance.

Bai Zai: Shameless.

Leader Zai: I will not allow you to deceive him.

Hei Shizai: That’s fine, I will give up this opportunity.

Wu Jingzai: Hey, it's not actually a deception.

Baek Jae: This is preference.

Chief Zai: ...

Chuya: What are you talking to yourself?Come on!

Hei Shizai: Hehe.

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