Why Don't You Coax Me?

When Ran Shu adjusted his live broadcast equipment, Lu Yiran lit incense in the room.

Smoke curls up from the gap in the incense burner, exuding bursts of elegant fragrance, as if stepping into the plum blossom forest, surrounded by tranquility.

Tan Yan came out after washing the dishes, and saw that the two people outside ignored each other.

Ran Shu planned to live broadcast in advance, and sent a Weibo to inform his fans to add a live broadcast.

Lu Yiran sat cross-legged on a futon on the mat, raised his chin slightly, closed his eyes and began to meditate.

Tan Yan thought for a while, and finally went to Ran Shu and asked, "That horror game of yours was broadcast live?"

Ran Shu's recent live broadcast is very popular, every major platform can easily see the scene of Ran Shu being scared to death, and the game party is also working hard on marketing, Tan Yan knows some content even if he hasn't watched the live broadcast.

"Well, he is also the investor of the program, Ba Ba." Ran Shu said, and gave Tan Yan the content of the oral broadcast, "Get familiar with it, and I will recite it later."

No wonder Ran Shu was able to broadcast live during the recording of the program. It turns out that the game merchant is also one of the investors, which can be regarded as an implant.

Tan Yan took a look at the content of the oral broadcast, and then looked up to see that Ran Shu had entered the game.

There were not many people at the beginning of the live broadcast, and Ran Shu didn't say hello, but continued to look down at Weibo, as if waiting for more people.

The eldest nieces who entered the live broadcast room chatted enthusiastically.

[Have you changed the location of the live broadcast? 】

[It seems to be on the set. 】

[Is the person next to him the boss? 】

【Boss, I love you! !Marry me! 】

At this time, Tan Yan leaned in front of the camera to look, and then said hello: "Hello, everyone, I am Tan Yan."

[Holy shit, Tan Yan is here! 】

[From behind, I vaguely saw Lu Yiran. 】

【How is it possible, how could Lu Yiran live in peace with his uncle? 】

【It's really a bit like...】

Perhaps it was because of seeing Tan Yan, or seeing someone suspected to be Lu Yiran, which made the live broadcast room instantly lively.

Ran Shu, who was originally broadcast live only in the evening, suddenly broadcast live in the afternoon, which also caused a small upsurge.

Ran Shu saw that it was almost time for people to come, so he entered the game and started the live broadcast.

Soon, Ran Shu's roaring game method caught Lu Yiran's attention. Lu Yiran, who was peaceful and beautiful, opened his eyes and looked at the startled Ran Shu, with his thin lips tightly pursed.

Next to him, Tan Yan was still helping with the analysis, trying to help Ran Shu how the staff could pass the test.

Ran Shu shouted passionately: "Now let's go out, go out!! I don't believe they can give me another open door, it's a bit new, planning team! Ahhh! No, it's safe, let's go into the room, go in Yes! Take a look, no!"

"I seem to see something. There, yes, turn the angle a little more." Tan Yan looked at the screen seriously, "Is there a photo frame there, and will the photo frame have clues?"

At this time, Lu Yiran came over and asked, "Is there really someone watching your live broadcast? Don't they find it very noisy?"

Ran Shu looked up at Lu Yiran, and replied, "Have you never broadcast live? If you don't speak during the live broadcast, what will the audience watch?"

"Can't you speak softly?"

"I have this style, did you know me on the first day?"

The barrage instantly boiled.

[See you guys for a long time!Same box! ! ! 】

[It's Lu Yiran, that's right! 】

【Fight up, fight up! 】

[Can they really live in harmony?To be honest, I have been looking forward to the two of them playing Xiao Yuer and Hua Wuque. 】

[Didn't you see they were choking on each other? 】

[Uncle, blink if you are kidnapped? 】

[Suddenly suspect that uncle's sudden live broadcast at this time is asking us for help. 】

Ran Shu looked up at the screen and explained, "What are you worried about? I'm safe. Lu Yiran can't do anything to me yet. Don't worry, I'm fine. Don't call the police or save me. We're recording a variety show..."

Immediately afterwards, he laughed softly: "I also think the program team is very good at making trouble, but just now I had a very harmonious meal with Lu Yiran, which was cooked by Lu Yiran. Well, Lu Yiran can cook, and the taste is not bad .”

Since Lu Yiran had already arrived, he stood by Ran Shu's side and did not leave, bending down to watch Ran Shu play the game.

After seeing the game screen, Lu Yiran became quiet until the three of them were startled together.

The three people moved almost in unison, their bodies trembled, and then their upper body subconsciously fell back, Lu Yiran blurted out: "Amitabha..."

Ran Shu was so scared that his face turned pale, and he didn't speak for a long time.

Lu Yiran was the first to slow down, and asked, "Why do you have to work so hard for this little endorsement fee?"

This is a nod to the horror of the game.

Ran Shu replied aggrievedly: "My boss helped me, I have to help him earn some money..."

[All the money you earned for the boss was thrown into the live broadcast room by the boss. 】

[Is the boss not here today? 】

【Hahaha, Lu Xiaoxian is so cute after being scared! 】

[Why do I think the three of them get along well? 】

[How much money did the program team give to make the three of them harmoniously together? 】

【Give me [-] million, and I am willing to fall in love with my uncle. 】

[In front, this [-] million is really hard to earn...]

[Treasure, why do you have to work hard for a mere [-] million? 】

At this time, the special effects gifts all over the screen eased the ridicule of the live broadcast.

Ran Shu's legendary boss makes his debut.

"Wow!" Tan Yan exclaimed, "The live broadcast feels good."

Ran Shu was very indifferent: "Isn't it just a gift being smashed, just get used to it."

It's very common, but it means a lot.

Lu Yiran lost interest again, turned around and went back to meditate and adjust his breath.

He doesn't like to watch bloody pictures, and he has very little feeling for money. After all, his family was a real estate tycoon when the real estate market was at its hottest. After the housing price began to decline, he quickly stopped and switched to other industries. extraordinary.

Otherwise, he would not be able to get so many pieces of land to build his own house.

In the evening, Lu Yiran led Ran Shu and Tan Yan to plant wall-climbing roses.

Ran Shu was really skeptical that Lu Yiran agreed to participate in the reality show in order to find free labor.

Looking at the rose seedlings and the wall of the sunken courtyard, Ran Shu asked, "Is there a shelf here?"

"Well, I'll do it now." Lu Yiran said as he put on his gloves, and moved the bamboo that had been prepared earlier from one side, split it on the spot, raised the knife with his hand and dropped it, with clean and neat movements.

After splitting the bamboo to an even width and length, Lu Yiran began to weave the shelf.

Tan Yan and Ran Shu were stunned. This is really a bit of strength, and they have done it thousands of times, otherwise they would not be so proficient.

Ran Shu sighed sincerely: "You should participate in wild survival programs, can you survive alone in the wild mountains like you?"

"I'm not suitable." Lu Yiran said honestly, "I have good hands-on ability, but I'm very picky about my mouth. If I don't have enough food, or if I don't eat enough, it will make me feel depressed and lose motivation."

"You are very special." Ran Shu said while helping Lu Yiran pass the bamboo stick, "However, you are easy to feed, and you can live if you can feed yourself."

"almost."

After weaving, they found that bamboo seemed not enough.

So, Lu Yiran rode a tricycle and took two people to buy bamboo.

At the gate of the market, as soon as Ran Shu stood firm, someone put a one-year-old child into his arms, which made Ran Shu startled.

"Young man, help me hold the baby for a while, I'm going to quarrel." A woman said, rolled up her sleeves and went to quarrel with a man.

"Huh?!" Ran Shu hugged the child, and stared at the child, he still doesn't know how to hold the child.

Lu Yiran and Tan Yan were also stunned, and looked at the program crew, as if asking if it was arranged on purpose.

As a result, the people in the program group were also very confused.

Ran Shu looked over and heard the woman scold: "Still buying pork head meat? I think you look like pig head meat! You can't open the pot at home, and you still buy meat and wine to visit?! What about the child? Is the child wet or not? I don’t want to throw it away after soaking it.”

The man retorted confidently: "Isn't it okay to use a urine ring? Didn't I also grow up with a urine ring? I have to use some kind of diapers and do those foreign things! Waste of money. What's wrong with me buying some meat? I can't always drink them Yes, if I treat you once, you can go on forever."

Ran Shu hugged the child and listened for a while, and the more he listened, the more he felt that the woman was going to be scolded, so he walked over and returned the child to the woman: "Stay aside, I'll scold you for you, you are so stupid..."

The woman picked up the child again, and saw an extremely handsome man standing in front of her, and scolded her: "What right do you have to say that others are incompetent, and you will only make your own women and children suffer. You If you don’t go to other people’s houses for a drink, you don’t have to treat them either.”

"Who are you?!"

"You don't care who I am, look at your useless appearance, the crotch is so thin that you can't get a hard fart out."

Ran Shu wanted to say more, when the program group reminded him: "Teacher Ran, be careful with swear words."

Ran Shu also had the leisure to turn around and ask, "Oh, is your program group not muting the sound?"

"Um……"

"That's fine, I see."

"Record what?! Can you manage my family affairs?" The man shouted immediately after seeing the camera.

"Others can't control the affairs of your family, but it's your fault if you come out to embarrass yourself. Look at you, the fiery temper you have towards your family members is so powerful that it's more captivating than black and white.

"Speaking of unscientific parenting concepts is still justifiable, but it can only prove that your level of knowledge is as low as a deep pit in Songjiang. What is sunken is your bottomless IQ, and what is sunk is your poor knowledge reserve.

"Two taels of wine can make you arrogant and high-spirited, as if Hum Ha Er will help you, and the majesty is only for your own wife and children. You really have that kind of courage. As for letting your wife hold the child because of the money for a few taels of wine, it will take more than half of the time." A town came to negotiate with you?"

"You, you..." The man was so angry that he didn't say a word for a while.

But Ran Shu's mouth was like a cannonball, babbling non-stop.

Lu Yiran glanced at it, then called Tan Yan to go in and buy bamboo: "The two of us are going to buy bamboo."

Tan Yan was puzzled: "But Brother Ran is alone..."

"Don't worry, ten people will not be able to scold him."

This is the absolute trust that comes from the home.

"Then what if you do it?"

"The people who carry the cameras in reality shows are all physically strong, and they won't suffer from looking at Ran Shu."

"Oh..." So, Ran Shu stood alone at the entrance of the shopping mall and scolded people, while Lu Yiran and Tan Yanyun entered the shopping mall calmly to choose bamboo and bargain.

The shop owner was unwilling, so Lu Yiran pointed to the door: "That's my friend, if he finishes scolding, I'll let him negotiate the price."

Ever since, the shop owner gave Lu Yiran a satisfactory price, allowing Lu Yiran to buy enough bamboo.

After the two men loaded the bamboo onto the tricycle, they waved to Ran Shu.

Then Ran Shu stopped, followed him into the tricycle, and yelled at the man: "Treat your wife well, look at that child's eyebrows and eyes are exactly the same as yours, I guess he can't be good-looking, it can only rely on the two of you to work hard Give him a way."

Immediately afterwards, the tricycle drove the three of them away, leaving a family of three and the onlookers in a daze, hiding their achievements and fame.

Tan Yan supported the seat while shaking his body along with the car, and said, "Brother Ran, I think you are suitable for talking about Rap."

"Yes, I also think I have talent."

"Maybe he can write lyrics and compose music."

"Yes, yes, I sang nonsense when I can't remember the lyrics, but I still think the lyrics I sang are reasonable. Isn't this a talent for lyrics?"

"You can try it!"

In the evening, the lights were on in the courtyard, and Ran Shuhe talked about composing lyrics and music while talking about planting roses.

Lu Yiran was so annoyed by the two of them that his eyes went blank, and he finally got up: "I'll go cook."

"Okay." Now these two people are already looking forward to Lu Yiran's cooking.