Why Don't You Coax Me?

After dinner, Ran Shu sat on the sofa alone, and muttered to Tan Yan: "They say I'm You Baonan."

Tan Yan was still gnawing on Lu Yiran's grilled lamb chops, raised his head and asked earnestly, "Why did you say that?"

Ran Shu was still flipping through his own chat, and complained: "My new reality show is on the air, and I won by relying on brother Yu, and they all accuse me of being You Baonan."

"That... is indeed a bit." After Tan Yan finished speaking, he continued to eat the lamb chops seriously.

Ran Shu was 1 unconvinced, and ran to reason with fans: Brother Yu was raised by me since he was a child, and he can have the strength he is today, and it is also due to my guidance from the side. After 20 years of hard work, once I reap the rewards, what can I be unreasonable about?

The fans quickly replied to him: Why is brother Yu so strong, but you are so weak?

Ran Shu typed quickly to reply: Some people are naturally suitable for training, and some people are naturally suitable for training others. Not everyone is a good coach, but I am a good coach!I cultivated Brother Yu's physique and tempered his will.

Fan: Indeed, for Brother Yu, you are indeed a test.

After reading it, Ran Shu was so angry that he threw his phone away, paced around the sofa, and screamed angrily: "Who can learn how to be so poor! No wonder they can't find a boyfriend!"

Tan Yan looked at Ran Shu with some doubts, and asked Lu Yiran: "He was plausible when he scolded people before, why can't he do it now?"

Lu Yiran didn't take it seriously, and replied: "Before, he was reasonable and confident, but now he doesn't."

Tan Yan laughed for a long time after listening to "hehehe", and it turned out that he knew his opponent best.

Ran Shu yelled angrily, "Eat your lamb chops quietly!"

Tan Yan didn't quarrel with Ran Shu either. Although he was a rapper, he was sure he couldn't quarrel with Ran Shu. After all, Ran Shu was improvised.

At night, the three of them lie down on the terrace and watch the night sky together.

Lu Yiran closed his eyes and rested his mind, falling into the state of letting go of himself again.

Tan Yan was a little annoyed, he seemed to be a little overwhelmed, should he lie on his back or on his side now?Pregnant women seem to lie on their sides...

So Tan Yan turned around.

Ran Shu suddenly exclaimed: "Oh! I thought of how to refute them."

Then he took out his phone to type quickly, and continued to play against the fans.

Lu Yiran let out a long and imperceptible sigh.

This time the recording of the reality show went quite smoothly. I am afraid that the most exhausted people in the whole process are the species of rose and Ran Shu helping others to swear, and the others are enjoying life quietly.

I have to say that Lu Yiran's life is really healthy.

Ran Shu couldn't bring other people into his life, after all, his life was a kidney-burning activity.

When sending off Ran Shu, Lu Yiran picked up the new guest who had just arrived.

And Tan Yan will stay at Lu Yiran's house for another four days.

After saying goodbye to them, Ran Shu sat in the car and quickly took out his mobile phone to send a message to Sang Xian: Your big baby is back after making money again!

Nasty, nasty [shit]: Well, awesome.

RS: So can I see our brother today?

Very annoying, very annoying [shit]: I can see, I will go to your place today.

RS: Well, I see.

When Ran Shu returned home from the high-speed rail station, Sang Xian was already at his house, still playing with his elder brother.

Ran Shu quickly entered the door, flung his shoes away, rushed forward a few steps and threw himself into Sang Xian's arms: "Let me take a couple of bites."

Sang Xian supported Ran Shu's waist and let Ran Shu toss about, and was kissed several times "bobobobo".

Ran Shu asked him after a long time, "Have you eaten yet?"

"No, I'm waiting for you to be together."

Ran Shu regained his energy immediately, and walked quickly towards the kitchen: "I'll make it for you, I've learned it this time."

"Wait a minute..." Sang Xian remembered something, and hurriedly followed, only to see that Ran Shu was already rummaging in the kitchen.

"Strange, where is my pot..."

Sang Xian coughed lightly and explained: "I don't think those pots are safe, so I threw them away, and I will replace them for you later."

Ran Shu stopped searching, looked back at Sang Xian, his eyes became sharper: "You simply don't like my cooking, do you?"

"No, after all, cooking was so dangerous last time, I'm worried about your safety."

"Sang Xian, do you think I'm stupid?"

"Ah."

Ran Shu was silent for a while before reacting and asking: "What does um mean? So you think I'm stupid?"

"I don't care, you are cute and silly."

Ran Shu got up quickly, started a fight with Sang Xian, and kept pushing Sang Xian: "When I went out to work and filmed reality shows, I always wanted to learn how to cook for you, but you threw my pot here! You are ungrateful Thanks to me being so kind to you, you blame me! Do you think you are not worthy of me! If I was taken down by you bastard, I have become a bitch. "

"Okay, don't learn it anymore, I will learn it later."

"I don't! You look down on me, I have to prove it to you!"

Sang Xian could only sigh, and finally took out the pot he had hidden.

Ran Shu took the pot to clean it very displeased, and then showed to Sang Xian: "Did you see that, wait until all the water is gone before pouring oil."

"Yeah." Sang Xian nodded along, and praised casually, "My big baby is really amazing, she's going to pour oil on her."

"That's it!" Ran Shu enthusiastically put in the dishes, and the pot exploded again.

There was also water on the washed dishes.

When Ran Shu panicked, Sang Xian had already brought a shield at some point and stood in front of him.

Ran Shu took a look at Sang Xian and calmed down a little: "The cooperation is good."

"Well, thank you for the leader's approval."

Holding the spatula, Ran Shu worked hard to stir fry again like a swordsman lifting a sword, and at the same time directed Sang Xian: "Don't block my sight, you have to think about the height of 178, I can't see the pot anymore. Help me Bring the salt, tell me, is this enough? Don’t be salty this time.”

"It should be about the same, let's think about it first, and we will add it later when it fades."

"good idea."

Under the unity and cooperation of two people, a pot of fried cabbage came out of the pot.

Ran Shu was very satisfied with the dishes, and quickly realized something was wrong: "Did we not stew the rice beforehand?"

"Hmm..." Sang Xian also just thought that his attention was all on Ran Shu's cooking.

Ran Shu quickly waved his hand: "It's okay, isn't it the staple food, I have bread at home."

Sang Xian hesitated: "Cabbage with bread?"

"This is called Ran's way of eating."

Ever since, the two of them simply gave up the stewed rice and took out sliced ​​bread with the fried cabbage sandwiched in between, and ate it just to make do.

I am afraid that in the end neither of them could tell whether they were full with bread or with cabbage.

During the meal, Ran Shu turned on the projector and used his mobile phone to project videos so that he could still see the barrage.

The two of them were watching the new issue of "Not Me", and they were normal at first, but when Ran Shu ran wildly on the treadmill in order to follow Hou Yu, Sang Xian's eating movements obviously slowed down.

Immediately afterwards, Sui Hou Yu appeared on the stage and began to explain his relationship with Ran Shu.

Sang Xian suddenly resentfully said: "You two can still send 1 in cold war, you and I quarrel and ignore me."

Ran Shu was still watching the video, and replied casually: "The two of us don't have a giant ship."

"Yeah...neither of us have giant wheels."

Ran Shu gradually felt something was wrong, turned his head to look at Sang Xian, and said, "What do you compare with Brother Yu?"

"Yes, I can't compare with him..."

"..." Ran Shu continued to eat, and even felt that the person beside him was really disappointing.

[Bamboo Horse & Bamboo Horse YYDS. 】

[Yushu Linfeng szd! 】

[Brother Yu is so spoiled!I knocked! 】

Immediately afterwards, the full screen was refreshed with "Yushu Linfeng szd".

Sang Xian suddenly pointed to the screen and said, "No one mentioned me."

"You didn't participate in a reality show either, why did they mention you?"

"But a few days ago they were still talking about you and my CP, and now they are talking about you and Sui Houyu."

"When you and I were broadcasting live, they all mentioned you!"

As soon as Ran Shu answered, Ran Shu's crying voice came from the video: "Brother Yu, hug me..."

Sang Xian started again: "You don't talk to me like that."

"If I tell you that, you will not only hug me, but also fuck me!"

"But you always act like a baby with him."

"Didn't I flirt with you?"

"The domestic flowers are not as coquettish as the wild flowers."

"..." Ran Shu was drunk that time, and he can't remember what he said in detail, but Sang Xian remembered it clearly.

Ran Shu quickly picked up the remote control, not intending to continue watching.

But Sang Xian pressed his hand: "Is there any scene behind that I can't see?"

"No!" Ran Shu explained.

"Why did you suddenly raise your volume? Are you covering up your guilt?"

Ran Shu rubbed his brows with a headache. Sang Xian is usually a qualified overlord, and it's really unbearable when he's jealous.

Boss Overlord is also overturning the old score, can't the price drop?

That's right, this is a boss who keeps a diary when he quarrels with him!

So angry!

After Liu Xun appeared, Ran Shu was really a little nervous, and secretly glanced at Sang Xian several times, for fear that Sang Xian would eat Liu Xun's vinegar together, that would be a double blow.

Fortunately, Sang Xian's reaction was very flat, he didn't say anything, and he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

But the barrage still doesn't stop.

[I feel like Brother Yu is robbing Liu Xun for his uncle? 】

[I saw the smoke of war! 】

[Suddenly feel that brother Yu is very possessive. 】

[The reality show seems to have become an idol drama. 】

Ran Shu really wanted to explain to Sang Xian that Suihou Yu didn't want to rob him from Liu Xun, Suihou Yu just wanted him to keep a certain distance from Liu Xun.

But he couldn't speak about it.

Sang Xian looked at the screen seriously, watching the CPs of Ran Shu and Sui Hou Yu happily knocking on the bullet screen.

"If they know that Suihou Yu is actually 0, how will they feel?" Sang Xian suddenly asked such a question.

"Standing with me, Brother Yu is quite 1."

"Too."

The show ends where Sui Hou Yu and Ran Shu locked Liu Xun and the others in the elevator, and the rest will be in the next issue.

After reading it, Sang Xian got up silently, took the dishes and went to the kitchen, as if he was studying how to use the dishwasher, after all, he had never used it before.

Ran Shu followed secretly, glanced at Sang Xian, saw Sang Xian coming out of the kitchen after tidying up, and suddenly went to put on his coat.

He asked puzzledly, "Are you leaving?"

Angry like this?

Sang Xian walked in again: "Go post on Weibo and say you want to broadcast live."

Ran Shu glanced at the time: "It's already 10:30, live broadcast now?"

"Well, live broadcast." After Sang Xian answered, he brought his bag, took out a box and opened it, and asked him, "Which cufflinks look good?"

"..." Sang Xian didn't have the habit of bringing so many cufflinks out before.

Ran Shu was pushed by Sang Xian, so he could only really start a live broadcast.

Still in the preparation stage, there were not many people in the live broadcast room, and they saw inexplicable bullet screens dominating the screen.

【Speed ​​limit szd!】

Ran Shu looked at the same barrage that filled the screen, and silently turned his head to look at Sang Xian who was still struggling with his cufflinks, reasonably suspecting that this was the navy hired by Sang Xian.

Soon, Ran Shu's fans entered the live broadcast room, all of them seemed to be inexplicable.

[What does speed limit mean? 】

[Why did it suddenly go live. 】

[What did I miss, why can't I understand the barrage? 】

Just as Ran Shu was about to explain, a piece of potato chips was stuffed into his mouth in an instant.

He can only chew with his mouth shut.

Sang Xian's hand appeared strongly on the screen, angrily creating a sense of presence.

The barrage quickly responded.

【Ahhh, the boss is here. 】

【You guys are still together so late, can you blame me for wanting to be crooked? 】

Sang Xian was satisfied when he saw the news about himself in the barrage.

Ran Toolman Shu could only adjust the game silently, without being able to say a word, and was stuffed with almost a whole bag of potato chips as soon as he was full.

Dare to be angry but dare not speak.

After all, Sang Xian's stir-fried little idiot is a really good dish.

The author has something to say:

Ran Shu: Actually, I don't want to eat...

Sang Xian: Eat it for me!