Nima, don't tempt me, okay?
Chapter 8
That's the way things are, how stingy.
Yang Feng saw him flying up and down, left and right, pinching down with chopsticks one by one was faster than throwing a concealed weapon. It was the first time he saw a person eating alone with such a martial arts flavor, so he flicked Wu Shoutian's head casually in a happy mood.
Wu Shoutian was eating happily, and he was caught in a defenseless move, ouch!When I touched it with my hand, there was a small bump on my head!Fuck, I was about to fight back, remembering the opponent's force value, and glared helplessly: "Why did you do it for no reason?"
Yang Feng put a dead face on his face: "It's just casual."
follow!hand!and!already!This! Die! Changed! Wu Shoutian slapped the dining table with both hands, and the cups and plates on the table were startled. He thought what Wu Shoutian was going to do, but he turned around spinelessly: "My son suddenly thought of my family. I have something urgent, so I'm sorry to bother you here for too long, see you later. I won't see you off." Before he finished speaking, the man had already run ten meters away.
Seeing that he was about to run out of the gate, but was caught by Yang Feng again, Wu Shoutian was about to go crazy!
"You want to go?" Yang Feng asked gently, ignoring his twisted face.Of course, this is just what he thinks is mild.
"Let go of me, why don't you let me go?" Wu Shoutian struggled desperately, thinking that Mao was always being picked up, everyone is a man, this is unscientific!
"Of course not, just settle the bill before leaving." Stretching, letting go, watching Wu Shoutian fall to the ground and covering his butt, Yang Feng hooked his mouth.Alas, what kind of wicked fun is this!
"Again! Fall! Old man!." Wu Shoutian jumped up with a grim face, planning to start a fearless war.
"Pay the bill." Yang Feng responded calmly.
The bill was settled... the bill... the bill was settled... the big characters flew slowly like stones, one by one lined up and hit Wu Shoutian's head one by one, and in the blink of an eye, Wu Shoutian asked in surprise: "I Why are you here?" Obviously, I was attending a poetry meeting the day before.The guard next to him secretly said: "Master, you just remembered this?"
"You cried and hugged me, asking me to take you away." Yang Feng raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and made a serious statement! The guard fell!
What!Wu Shoutian blushed, and secretly glanced at Yang Feng, it was true! ?Tilting his head and thinking about it carefully, he had no clue.Fuck, I'm so ashamed and ashamed, no!Wu Shoutian asked in surprise, "Where is this?"
"Farmer's house." Lord Feng continued to talk, and the guards were dumbfounded.
"Why are you here? Is this a farmer's house!" With such a large yard and so many houses, you say it's a farmer's house, who are you fooling!If you want money from me, just say that this young master will still renege on his debts!
"Not here? Do you want me to take you back home?" Yang Feng jokingly smiled, even a little seductive.
Wu Shoutian blushed slightly, looked left and right: "Well, I didn't bring any money..." I didn't know what to say in the middle of the sentence.
"That's it." Yang Feng turned and left with a clear expression.
What is this like? !Your uncle!Can you finish your sentence?Feeling dizzy, Wu Shoutian paused for a while and suddenly figured out, "Hehehe, the weather is so nice today!" While talking, he secretly moved his footsteps outside the door. Take him away!
12. Passionate princess
Wu Shouren rushed to the Prince's Mansion non-stop, but lingered at the door. Although the Princess of the County would meet each other with poems every year, it was limited to this. Besides, she was a woman, and it was really not in harmony with etiquette to come and visit suddenly. I walked back and forth three or four times, with thousands of knots growing on my brows. I looked up to see a few young children flying kites in the distance, and remembered that I and my younger brother were so carefree when they were young. Come on, for a while, tears welled up in his chest, seeing the kite flying higher and higher, suddenly his heart moved, his brows bristled with joy, and he called his followers so and so.Follow the lead.
After a while, the attendant came back with a kite, and took out a pen and ink from the bag. Wu Shouren wrote on the kite with a brush: The drunk boy is ignorant into the clouds, the foolish brother is presumptuous and anxious, the beauty is bright, intelligent, and clean, and he has his own magic. .
Chunmei winked at the twin sister, Chunlan frowned, and mouthed that it was me again, Chunmei stared as a reply, Chunlan walked slowly behind the princess who had been sitting in the gazebo all afternoon with a bitter face , softly said: "Princess, let's go back, it's getting late, princess be careful of catching a cold."
Princess Xiangyang turned around and said, "Chunlan, this Wu Shoutian really doesn't know what to do. I kindly asked him to participate in the poetry meeting, but he excused himself. Now being taken away by Lord Feng is really relieved!"
Chunlan rolled her eyes violently in her heart, why are you still sitting here all afternoon when you have relieved your anger!But he still had to change his mouth and say: "What the princess said is, think about our entire capital, among those young masters who are vying to come to the poetry meeting, which one is not for the princess? And which talent? Have such a great blessing?"
The princess looked slightly calm: "I don't like those ordinary people, they all look like idiots!"
Chunlan smiled and said, "Yes, our princess is a fairy in the clouds, a moon in the water, as beautiful as Chang'e, and as temperament as Peony, but she is a first-class person!"
The princess laughed out loud: "You are the only one who can make trouble, you are glib!"
Chunlan frowned: "Princess, what's wrong with this servant, I'm just telling the truth. That Mr. Wu is also pitiful, I don't know how Lord Feng will punish him."
The princess snorted arrogantly: "I'm going to make him suffer..." Before he could finish speaking, he saw a butterfly kite flying in the distance, and as soon as it reached the sky above the garden, the thread broke and fluttered down.He hurriedly told Chunmei to go and have a look.
Chunmei took back the kite: "Princess, there is actually a poem written on it."
The princess looked curiously: the drunk boy is ignorant, the foolish brother is presumptuous and anxious, the beauty is bright, intelligent and clean, and she has a little bit of fairy art.Chunlan took a closer look and asked strangely, "What is written here?"
The princess smiled slightly, and said coquettishly: "This younger brother is a reckless man, and my elder brother is a fool. It is indeed a family."
Seeing the kite falling in, Wu Shouren felt uneasy. He walked back and forth outside the wall with his hands behind his back, and the ground was about to be crushed by him. Seeing that half an hour had passed, there was no movement, and he was feeling sad when suddenly his head froze. He was in pain, but when he looked down, it was a big paper bag with a fist. When he looked up, he saw a woman sticking her head out from the wall, staring at him with big eyes, rolling her eyes again, and then disappeared.
Wu Shouren picked up the paper bag, which contained a big peach, and on the paper was a cute and cute Xiaokai calligraphy: wait.Wu Shouren felt a little relieved, bent over the courtyard wall meticulously, and left gracefully.
The princess's face was slightly red, and he secretly thought that he had never noticed before that Wu Shouren's brows were deeply furrowed so solemnly.Shouldn't!Shouldn't!What are you thinking about!
Night visit to the palace
13,
Li Yue put on his jet-black night clothes, picked up a dagger that was cut like clay, inserted it into his boots, thought for a while, then took a long hemp rope, wrapped it around his waist, and thought for a while , took out another pack of drug and put it into his bosom, thought for a while, then took out a thin iron sheet to protect his chest, thought for a while...
It's not that he's timid, it's just that a few years ago he had a fun time and visited the palace at night, and it turned out...he never wanted to do this thing in his life!
This time he volunteered, on the one hand, he was not convinced, why should he be afraid of that guy in the palace for the rest of his life?On the other hand, Shou-jen is his good friend, now he needs help, why should he stand by?As for which of the two is more important, don't ask, he doesn't know either.
He didn't want to admit a cruel fact. Until now, that person's dark eyes and joking mouth repeatedly tortured himself in his mind day and night!
Slipping to the corner of the backyard of the palace without a sound, Li Yue carefully looked around, making sure that there was no one there, turned over lightly and entered the yard, evaded the patrolling guards all the way, walked through the garden, crossed the lobby, and arrived at the study smoothly Outside, taking advantage of the gap between the guards patrolling, he jumped into the beam of the house, and Li Yue planned to have a look before talking.It should have been a good thing to come in unexpectedly this time, but for some reason, his heart was beating like a drum, and he always felt that something bad was about to happen!
Xiao Wu, the black-clothed dark guard, chuckled silently, and patted the boss with a cold face beside him: "Brother, have you seen enough, why don't you arrest him?"
The scenery known as the big brother replied softly: "How can I not catch it, brats don't have a long memory."
Xiao Wu grinned even wider: "That's right, I don't understand Big Brother's painstaking efforts at all."
Jingjing slapped Xiao Wu on the head, and Xiao Wu groaned, turned his head and complained: "I'm going, can't I go?" While talking, he shook his finger to show that he didn't need to explain, and when he was done, he opened his mouth and laughed loudly and ran away Far.
Seeing Xiao Wu walking away, the expressionless face finally began to loosen. A pair of dark eyes stared at the figure curled up on the beam, and the warm-looking lips slowly raised a gentle corner.
Li Yue tried his best to make himself smaller, and the movements of looking around with his curled up body were a bit uncomfortable. At this moment, he really regretted running in here.It's strange why the whole palace is dark without any candles. Isn't Lord Feng in the palace?He wanted to leave here and look elsewhere, but suddenly his back went numb, and Li Yue thought to himself: Oops!Then, then, then fainted!
Xiao Wu and all the hidden guards ate melon seeds and shook their heads in unison, tsk tsk tsk, they are so weak!
When Li Yue woke up, he found himself tied to a chair, in a room, with a simple bed, a table, a few chairs, and nothing else, it was very simple.The person sitting directly opposite is not that person!He thought he was afraid of him, but when he actually saw him, he felt strangely relieved, and Li Yue felt terrible.
Seeing him waking up, Scenery's face darkened: "Why are you running here again, don't you know what to do?"
Yang Feng saw him flying up and down, left and right, pinching down with chopsticks one by one was faster than throwing a concealed weapon. It was the first time he saw a person eating alone with such a martial arts flavor, so he flicked Wu Shoutian's head casually in a happy mood.
Wu Shoutian was eating happily, and he was caught in a defenseless move, ouch!When I touched it with my hand, there was a small bump on my head!Fuck, I was about to fight back, remembering the opponent's force value, and glared helplessly: "Why did you do it for no reason?"
Yang Feng put a dead face on his face: "It's just casual."
follow!hand!and!already!This! Die! Changed! Wu Shoutian slapped the dining table with both hands, and the cups and plates on the table were startled. He thought what Wu Shoutian was going to do, but he turned around spinelessly: "My son suddenly thought of my family. I have something urgent, so I'm sorry to bother you here for too long, see you later. I won't see you off." Before he finished speaking, the man had already run ten meters away.
Seeing that he was about to run out of the gate, but was caught by Yang Feng again, Wu Shoutian was about to go crazy!
"You want to go?" Yang Feng asked gently, ignoring his twisted face.Of course, this is just what he thinks is mild.
"Let go of me, why don't you let me go?" Wu Shoutian struggled desperately, thinking that Mao was always being picked up, everyone is a man, this is unscientific!
"Of course not, just settle the bill before leaving." Stretching, letting go, watching Wu Shoutian fall to the ground and covering his butt, Yang Feng hooked his mouth.Alas, what kind of wicked fun is this!
"Again! Fall! Old man!." Wu Shoutian jumped up with a grim face, planning to start a fearless war.
"Pay the bill." Yang Feng responded calmly.
The bill was settled... the bill... the bill was settled... the big characters flew slowly like stones, one by one lined up and hit Wu Shoutian's head one by one, and in the blink of an eye, Wu Shoutian asked in surprise: "I Why are you here?" Obviously, I was attending a poetry meeting the day before.The guard next to him secretly said: "Master, you just remembered this?"
"You cried and hugged me, asking me to take you away." Yang Feng raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and made a serious statement! The guard fell!
What!Wu Shoutian blushed, and secretly glanced at Yang Feng, it was true! ?Tilting his head and thinking about it carefully, he had no clue.Fuck, I'm so ashamed and ashamed, no!Wu Shoutian asked in surprise, "Where is this?"
"Farmer's house." Lord Feng continued to talk, and the guards were dumbfounded.
"Why are you here? Is this a farmer's house!" With such a large yard and so many houses, you say it's a farmer's house, who are you fooling!If you want money from me, just say that this young master will still renege on his debts!
"Not here? Do you want me to take you back home?" Yang Feng jokingly smiled, even a little seductive.
Wu Shoutian blushed slightly, looked left and right: "Well, I didn't bring any money..." I didn't know what to say in the middle of the sentence.
"That's it." Yang Feng turned and left with a clear expression.
What is this like? !Your uncle!Can you finish your sentence?Feeling dizzy, Wu Shoutian paused for a while and suddenly figured out, "Hehehe, the weather is so nice today!" While talking, he secretly moved his footsteps outside the door. Take him away!
12. Passionate princess
Wu Shouren rushed to the Prince's Mansion non-stop, but lingered at the door. Although the Princess of the County would meet each other with poems every year, it was limited to this. Besides, she was a woman, and it was really not in harmony with etiquette to come and visit suddenly. I walked back and forth three or four times, with thousands of knots growing on my brows. I looked up to see a few young children flying kites in the distance, and remembered that I and my younger brother were so carefree when they were young. Come on, for a while, tears welled up in his chest, seeing the kite flying higher and higher, suddenly his heart moved, his brows bristled with joy, and he called his followers so and so.Follow the lead.
After a while, the attendant came back with a kite, and took out a pen and ink from the bag. Wu Shouren wrote on the kite with a brush: The drunk boy is ignorant into the clouds, the foolish brother is presumptuous and anxious, the beauty is bright, intelligent, and clean, and he has his own magic. .
Chunmei winked at the twin sister, Chunlan frowned, and mouthed that it was me again, Chunmei stared as a reply, Chunlan walked slowly behind the princess who had been sitting in the gazebo all afternoon with a bitter face , softly said: "Princess, let's go back, it's getting late, princess be careful of catching a cold."
Princess Xiangyang turned around and said, "Chunlan, this Wu Shoutian really doesn't know what to do. I kindly asked him to participate in the poetry meeting, but he excused himself. Now being taken away by Lord Feng is really relieved!"
Chunlan rolled her eyes violently in her heart, why are you still sitting here all afternoon when you have relieved your anger!But he still had to change his mouth and say: "What the princess said is, think about our entire capital, among those young masters who are vying to come to the poetry meeting, which one is not for the princess? And which talent? Have such a great blessing?"
The princess looked slightly calm: "I don't like those ordinary people, they all look like idiots!"
Chunlan smiled and said, "Yes, our princess is a fairy in the clouds, a moon in the water, as beautiful as Chang'e, and as temperament as Peony, but she is a first-class person!"
The princess laughed out loud: "You are the only one who can make trouble, you are glib!"
Chunlan frowned: "Princess, what's wrong with this servant, I'm just telling the truth. That Mr. Wu is also pitiful, I don't know how Lord Feng will punish him."
The princess snorted arrogantly: "I'm going to make him suffer..." Before he could finish speaking, he saw a butterfly kite flying in the distance, and as soon as it reached the sky above the garden, the thread broke and fluttered down.He hurriedly told Chunmei to go and have a look.
Chunmei took back the kite: "Princess, there is actually a poem written on it."
The princess looked curiously: the drunk boy is ignorant, the foolish brother is presumptuous and anxious, the beauty is bright, intelligent and clean, and she has a little bit of fairy art.Chunlan took a closer look and asked strangely, "What is written here?"
The princess smiled slightly, and said coquettishly: "This younger brother is a reckless man, and my elder brother is a fool. It is indeed a family."
Seeing the kite falling in, Wu Shouren felt uneasy. He walked back and forth outside the wall with his hands behind his back, and the ground was about to be crushed by him. Seeing that half an hour had passed, there was no movement, and he was feeling sad when suddenly his head froze. He was in pain, but when he looked down, it was a big paper bag with a fist. When he looked up, he saw a woman sticking her head out from the wall, staring at him with big eyes, rolling her eyes again, and then disappeared.
Wu Shouren picked up the paper bag, which contained a big peach, and on the paper was a cute and cute Xiaokai calligraphy: wait.Wu Shouren felt a little relieved, bent over the courtyard wall meticulously, and left gracefully.
The princess's face was slightly red, and he secretly thought that he had never noticed before that Wu Shouren's brows were deeply furrowed so solemnly.Shouldn't!Shouldn't!What are you thinking about!
Night visit to the palace
13,
Li Yue put on his jet-black night clothes, picked up a dagger that was cut like clay, inserted it into his boots, thought for a while, then took a long hemp rope, wrapped it around his waist, and thought for a while , took out another pack of drug and put it into his bosom, thought for a while, then took out a thin iron sheet to protect his chest, thought for a while...
It's not that he's timid, it's just that a few years ago he had a fun time and visited the palace at night, and it turned out...he never wanted to do this thing in his life!
This time he volunteered, on the one hand, he was not convinced, why should he be afraid of that guy in the palace for the rest of his life?On the other hand, Shou-jen is his good friend, now he needs help, why should he stand by?As for which of the two is more important, don't ask, he doesn't know either.
He didn't want to admit a cruel fact. Until now, that person's dark eyes and joking mouth repeatedly tortured himself in his mind day and night!
Slipping to the corner of the backyard of the palace without a sound, Li Yue carefully looked around, making sure that there was no one there, turned over lightly and entered the yard, evaded the patrolling guards all the way, walked through the garden, crossed the lobby, and arrived at the study smoothly Outside, taking advantage of the gap between the guards patrolling, he jumped into the beam of the house, and Li Yue planned to have a look before talking.It should have been a good thing to come in unexpectedly this time, but for some reason, his heart was beating like a drum, and he always felt that something bad was about to happen!
Xiao Wu, the black-clothed dark guard, chuckled silently, and patted the boss with a cold face beside him: "Brother, have you seen enough, why don't you arrest him?"
The scenery known as the big brother replied softly: "How can I not catch it, brats don't have a long memory."
Xiao Wu grinned even wider: "That's right, I don't understand Big Brother's painstaking efforts at all."
Jingjing slapped Xiao Wu on the head, and Xiao Wu groaned, turned his head and complained: "I'm going, can't I go?" While talking, he shook his finger to show that he didn't need to explain, and when he was done, he opened his mouth and laughed loudly and ran away Far.
Seeing Xiao Wu walking away, the expressionless face finally began to loosen. A pair of dark eyes stared at the figure curled up on the beam, and the warm-looking lips slowly raised a gentle corner.
Li Yue tried his best to make himself smaller, and the movements of looking around with his curled up body were a bit uncomfortable. At this moment, he really regretted running in here.It's strange why the whole palace is dark without any candles. Isn't Lord Feng in the palace?He wanted to leave here and look elsewhere, but suddenly his back went numb, and Li Yue thought to himself: Oops!Then, then, then fainted!
Xiao Wu and all the hidden guards ate melon seeds and shook their heads in unison, tsk tsk tsk, they are so weak!
When Li Yue woke up, he found himself tied to a chair, in a room, with a simple bed, a table, a few chairs, and nothing else, it was very simple.The person sitting directly opposite is not that person!He thought he was afraid of him, but when he actually saw him, he felt strangely relieved, and Li Yue felt terrible.
Seeing him waking up, Scenery's face darkened: "Why are you running here again, don't you know what to do?"
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