Nima, don't tempt me, okay?
Chapter 9
Breaking into the palace is a capital offense! ? "
"Who are you?" After asking Li Yue, he wished he could slap himself to death. Is this the point! ?
Jingjing's expression darkened, and he walked up to Li Yue, stared into his eyes, lifted his slightly pointed chin with one hand, and said in a deep voice, "Scenery. I'll only say it once."
Li Yue was forced to raise his head, look at him, and listen to his hoarse voice. For some reason, it felt as if time had stopped.
The two got closer and closer, and when their noses were about to touch their noses, the long eyelashes on Li Yue's eyes trembled slightly, the scenery suddenly stopped, and he quickly backed away, turning his back on Li Yue.
Li Yue's face was flushed, and he suddenly realized that he was actually!Of course!quilt!Tune!drama!and!and!yes!indivual!male!people!
Jingjing turned around and saw his troubled face, his expression darkened, he stretched out his hand to touch his acupoints, picked it up, and flew out of the palace, all the guards didn't care to spit out the melon seeds, each stretched his head to look out.
Jingjing put Li Yue down, untied the acupoints, straightened his face, and said solemnly: "Don't come again, or you will die!"
Li Yue is already dizzy now, what the hell is going on!Why does it feel like the world is so unreal! ! !
Seeing his dumbfounded look, Jingjing sighed softly and quickly disappeared.
Li Yue stood blankly for a long while, then slapped his head, how could he forget important things!Dian Dian ran to the bottom of the wall, walking back and forth, walking back and forth...
Xiao Wu covered his face and stood behind him, cough!cough!cough!
Li Yue turned around quickly, seeing that it wasn't the man just now, he was a little disappointed, but the business was important, so he quickly asked, "What's wrong with Wu Shoutian?"
Xiao Wu looked up at the sky.Do not move.
Li Yue was speechless, why is everything wrong tonight!
The two stood there in a daze for a while, then the scenery jumped down, lifted Xiao Wu and threw him into the yard, and said softly to Li Yue, "Don't worry."
Li Yue himself didn't know that at this time, his eyes were shining like stars, looking at the scenery, and the scenery stared deeply at these dull eyes. They looked at each other for a long time, but neither of them moved. A few sounds awakened the two of them, and the scenery quickly disappeared again.
Li Yue stared blankly at the empty courtyard wall, and after a while, he left happily.
14. Working part-time to pay back money
Wu Shoutian put on a boy's uniform made of linen, with a boy's hat crooked on his head, scratching his whole body!When Nima first arrived in ancient times, she didn't realize that there are still such rotten clothes, which seem to be covered with branches all over her body, making her feel panic everywhere!
Well, he really has nothing to say about paying back money from part-time jobs. Who doesn't work part-time in modern times?But to be a personal servant, this is really big!Especially the perverted personal servant!Squinting at the guy, he was sitting upright on the office chair, approving the paper with a straight face.Nima, you have approved a document for so long, and sat for half an hour without moving, and you are not afraid of getting hemorrhoids!
Wu Shoutian coughed and coughed a few times. Seeing that the man was still motionless, he quietly raised his leg and walked a few steps. The man didn't care, so he became more courageous. He strode to the bookshelf and looked over one by one. There are quite a lot of books. There are some books on geography, miscellaneous articles, soldiers, farmers, farming, poetry, books, etiquette, etc. I didn't expect this person to look like a big and three rough, and he can read so well.
Wow, there is even a copy of "The Essentials of Martial Arts" here. Could it be a secret book of martial arts? If you learn it yourself, you can use your sword to fight for justice. It's cool to think about it!Looking back, seeing that the person still didn't move, he quickly pulled it out and opened it, damn it!Martial arts shit!It turned out to be about how to use troops.What a disappointment.But there are even illustrations in it, the ancient people are quite wise, shit, there are formations, ho ho, I finally found entertainment!
Wu Shoutian was happy, and happily took the black and white Go, ran to a corner and sat down cross-legged, and used the chess pieces to build a formation according to the pattern in the book.
First use the white pieces to form a flying geese formation, spread out horizontally, and the left and right wings are arranged in steps forward.
Heizi arranged a hook formation, the front was a square formation, and the two wings were bent back into a hook shape.
Heizi started to attack. He raised his spear and rushed forward. Baizi held up his shield to resist. He waved his wings quickly. Millions of feathered arrows flew out. Heizi didn't check for a while and lost a lot. , Heizi’s cavalry arrived first, the dense spears finally pierced Baizi’s flesh and blood, and the high iron hoof stepped on Baizi’s body, Baizi resisted angrily, pulling the chains horizontally, Heizi’s horse was felled by the barb, and the battle was getting worse. It's intense! ! !
Yang Feng looked down, and asked: "But it's interesting?" Let him be a servant, he'd be fine, play his own game, don't care about him at all!
"So-so." Wu Shoutian shook his head, saying that the TV series seemed more enjoyable.
"Why don't you practice with soldiers?" See, he doesn't even know what he asked!
"Is this possible?" Wu Shoutian squinted his eyes hard to think about the feasibility of this idea!
"With me here, there's nothing wrong with it." Finally it came to me!
"You?" Wu Shoutian looked up and jumped in panic, oops, I forgot about the big boss!
The corner of Yang Feng's mouth twitched: "Let's go."
"Where are you going?" Wu Shoutian hurriedly followed, do you really want to practice with troops?Hoho, is this called a live broadcast?
"Grind the ink for this king." Yang Feng ordered in a deep voice.
I fell!Nima knew that this fellow was not a good person!Wu Shoutian angrily plunged the ink stick into the inkstone! ! !
The corner of Yang Feng's mouth twitched, sure enough, letting this person stay by his side was the right decision!
15 share a ride
As a modern person living in a peaceful era, Wu Shoutian's concept of military camps was formed in "Soldier Assault", such as the will of steel, military orders like mountains, hard training, justice and love, manhood and so on.The understanding of ancient military camps is even rarer. The only one that has a particularly deep image is the battle formation in the movie "Red Cliff". In fact, I didn't understand it.
The other is Xin Qiji, a poet in the Southern Song Dynasty. He is very fond of his style because of his majestic boldness but also delicate and charming. His poems are very profound as long as he has read them, let alone in textbooks, he is required to memorize them by heart:
For a while, Chen Tongfu wrote a strong poem to send it
Drunk in the light of the sword to see the sword, the dream blows back the corner of the camp. Eight hundred miles apart, the fifty-string string turned over. Soldiers in the autumn field.
The horse made Lu Fei swift, bow like a thunderbolt.After the king's world affairs, he won the name after his life.Pity happened in vain.
So majestic, lofty ambitions and lofty sentiments have become a stubborn image of the ancient military camp, so when Lord Feng went to the military camp and took him with him, Wu Shoutian was so excited that he didn't sleep well all night. But there is no chance to enter the military camp. Although the ancient military camps are different, they are also full of expectations!
Early in the morning of the second day, Wu Shoutian happily followed the pervert out of the house. Because he was in a good mood, he felt that the simple corset worn by the pervert today was particularly energetic and heroic, especially the pair of brown buckskin boots, which were very handsome. It's dizzying, if only I had a pair!
When he got to the door, he saw that snow-white, majestic, fat and strong horse, Wu Shoutian was instantly elated, and his mood exploded!He ran a few steps to the horse and stroked its smooth hair: "Good horse, good horse, my brother loves you to the core of my heart!" I haven't ridden a horse since I came to ancient times!Seeing such a superb horse now, of course it has to be fun!So he jumped up and got on the horse in a snap!
All the attendants thought he was a groom when they saw him in a servant's uniform groping the horse, but suddenly they jumped when they saw him get on the horse, the man with the beard was the most irritable, and he was the first to shout loudly: "Bold slave! Man! Take him away and cut off his head!"
When Wu Shoutian heard the word "slave", he became angry from the heart, pulled the rein of the horse, and scolded: "Good horse! Smash this stupid head for me!" The horse seemed to be spiritual, neighed, and raised it high. Forefoot, all the followers were shocked!Who knew that the horseman was so skilled in riding and so courageous that he didn't have time to make a move.
Seeing that the horse's hooves were about to step down, Wu Shoutian suddenly felt his back warm, and the hands holding the horse's reins were held by another pair of big hands, and a deep and heavy voice sounded beside his ears: "Gaofeng, don't be rude."
Gale stopped abruptly again, turned the horse's head around, the bearded man's brow was covered with hot sweat, he breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to relax, but immediately saw his own prince looking at him coldly, the poor bearded man suddenly mentioned his heart again. throat!
Wu Shoutian snorted coldly!Lord Feng said slowly: "Punishment. You can't ride a horse for half a month." The black watermelon face of the bearded man instantly turned into a green bitter melon face!I remember that one year a buddy was fined not to ride a horse for three days, and everyone rode to perform a mission, and the buddy kept running behind with two hooves...
It is three days for others, but he counts five times more!I really want my brothers to kill me!
Lord Feng shakes the reins of the horse, and the girl gallops wildly in joy, while the rest of the people look at the bearded man sympathetically, and follow him on horseback.The bearded man followed behind panting and ran sadly...
Wu Shoutian twisted left and right: "Stop, stop!" Fuck, two big men ride a horse or something, isn't it only in Tanmei novels!Why would such a thing happen to Lao Tzu!
Lord Feng curled up his mouth: "Oh? Are you sure you want to walk?"
Wu Shoutian was furious: "Whoever wants to walk, you go down!"
Lord Feng said aggrievedly: "This is my horse."
Wu Shoutian trembled all over, and a drop of cold sweat fell down.Fuck!Why do you have to speak in such a whiny voice and tell me that the earth is going to turn into Mars?Wait, even if you ride a horse, why do you want to hold Lao Tzu's hand? ? ?
"Who are you?" After asking Li Yue, he wished he could slap himself to death. Is this the point! ?
Jingjing's expression darkened, and he walked up to Li Yue, stared into his eyes, lifted his slightly pointed chin with one hand, and said in a deep voice, "Scenery. I'll only say it once."
Li Yue was forced to raise his head, look at him, and listen to his hoarse voice. For some reason, it felt as if time had stopped.
The two got closer and closer, and when their noses were about to touch their noses, the long eyelashes on Li Yue's eyes trembled slightly, the scenery suddenly stopped, and he quickly backed away, turning his back on Li Yue.
Li Yue's face was flushed, and he suddenly realized that he was actually!Of course!quilt!Tune!drama!and!and!yes!indivual!male!people!
Jingjing turned around and saw his troubled face, his expression darkened, he stretched out his hand to touch his acupoints, picked it up, and flew out of the palace, all the guards didn't care to spit out the melon seeds, each stretched his head to look out.
Jingjing put Li Yue down, untied the acupoints, straightened his face, and said solemnly: "Don't come again, or you will die!"
Li Yue is already dizzy now, what the hell is going on!Why does it feel like the world is so unreal! ! !
Seeing his dumbfounded look, Jingjing sighed softly and quickly disappeared.
Li Yue stood blankly for a long while, then slapped his head, how could he forget important things!Dian Dian ran to the bottom of the wall, walking back and forth, walking back and forth...
Xiao Wu covered his face and stood behind him, cough!cough!cough!
Li Yue turned around quickly, seeing that it wasn't the man just now, he was a little disappointed, but the business was important, so he quickly asked, "What's wrong with Wu Shoutian?"
Xiao Wu looked up at the sky.Do not move.
Li Yue was speechless, why is everything wrong tonight!
The two stood there in a daze for a while, then the scenery jumped down, lifted Xiao Wu and threw him into the yard, and said softly to Li Yue, "Don't worry."
Li Yue himself didn't know that at this time, his eyes were shining like stars, looking at the scenery, and the scenery stared deeply at these dull eyes. They looked at each other for a long time, but neither of them moved. A few sounds awakened the two of them, and the scenery quickly disappeared again.
Li Yue stared blankly at the empty courtyard wall, and after a while, he left happily.
14. Working part-time to pay back money
Wu Shoutian put on a boy's uniform made of linen, with a boy's hat crooked on his head, scratching his whole body!When Nima first arrived in ancient times, she didn't realize that there are still such rotten clothes, which seem to be covered with branches all over her body, making her feel panic everywhere!
Well, he really has nothing to say about paying back money from part-time jobs. Who doesn't work part-time in modern times?But to be a personal servant, this is really big!Especially the perverted personal servant!Squinting at the guy, he was sitting upright on the office chair, approving the paper with a straight face.Nima, you have approved a document for so long, and sat for half an hour without moving, and you are not afraid of getting hemorrhoids!
Wu Shoutian coughed and coughed a few times. Seeing that the man was still motionless, he quietly raised his leg and walked a few steps. The man didn't care, so he became more courageous. He strode to the bookshelf and looked over one by one. There are quite a lot of books. There are some books on geography, miscellaneous articles, soldiers, farmers, farming, poetry, books, etiquette, etc. I didn't expect this person to look like a big and three rough, and he can read so well.
Wow, there is even a copy of "The Essentials of Martial Arts" here. Could it be a secret book of martial arts? If you learn it yourself, you can use your sword to fight for justice. It's cool to think about it!Looking back, seeing that the person still didn't move, he quickly pulled it out and opened it, damn it!Martial arts shit!It turned out to be about how to use troops.What a disappointment.But there are even illustrations in it, the ancient people are quite wise, shit, there are formations, ho ho, I finally found entertainment!
Wu Shoutian was happy, and happily took the black and white Go, ran to a corner and sat down cross-legged, and used the chess pieces to build a formation according to the pattern in the book.
First use the white pieces to form a flying geese formation, spread out horizontally, and the left and right wings are arranged in steps forward.
Heizi arranged a hook formation, the front was a square formation, and the two wings were bent back into a hook shape.
Heizi started to attack. He raised his spear and rushed forward. Baizi held up his shield to resist. He waved his wings quickly. Millions of feathered arrows flew out. Heizi didn't check for a while and lost a lot. , Heizi’s cavalry arrived first, the dense spears finally pierced Baizi’s flesh and blood, and the high iron hoof stepped on Baizi’s body, Baizi resisted angrily, pulling the chains horizontally, Heizi’s horse was felled by the barb, and the battle was getting worse. It's intense! ! !
Yang Feng looked down, and asked: "But it's interesting?" Let him be a servant, he'd be fine, play his own game, don't care about him at all!
"So-so." Wu Shoutian shook his head, saying that the TV series seemed more enjoyable.
"Why don't you practice with soldiers?" See, he doesn't even know what he asked!
"Is this possible?" Wu Shoutian squinted his eyes hard to think about the feasibility of this idea!
"With me here, there's nothing wrong with it." Finally it came to me!
"You?" Wu Shoutian looked up and jumped in panic, oops, I forgot about the big boss!
The corner of Yang Feng's mouth twitched: "Let's go."
"Where are you going?" Wu Shoutian hurriedly followed, do you really want to practice with troops?Hoho, is this called a live broadcast?
"Grind the ink for this king." Yang Feng ordered in a deep voice.
I fell!Nima knew that this fellow was not a good person!Wu Shoutian angrily plunged the ink stick into the inkstone! ! !
The corner of Yang Feng's mouth twitched, sure enough, letting this person stay by his side was the right decision!
15 share a ride
As a modern person living in a peaceful era, Wu Shoutian's concept of military camps was formed in "Soldier Assault", such as the will of steel, military orders like mountains, hard training, justice and love, manhood and so on.The understanding of ancient military camps is even rarer. The only one that has a particularly deep image is the battle formation in the movie "Red Cliff". In fact, I didn't understand it.
The other is Xin Qiji, a poet in the Southern Song Dynasty. He is very fond of his style because of his majestic boldness but also delicate and charming. His poems are very profound as long as he has read them, let alone in textbooks, he is required to memorize them by heart:
For a while, Chen Tongfu wrote a strong poem to send it
Drunk in the light of the sword to see the sword, the dream blows back the corner of the camp. Eight hundred miles apart, the fifty-string string turned over. Soldiers in the autumn field.
The horse made Lu Fei swift, bow like a thunderbolt.After the king's world affairs, he won the name after his life.Pity happened in vain.
So majestic, lofty ambitions and lofty sentiments have become a stubborn image of the ancient military camp, so when Lord Feng went to the military camp and took him with him, Wu Shoutian was so excited that he didn't sleep well all night. But there is no chance to enter the military camp. Although the ancient military camps are different, they are also full of expectations!
Early in the morning of the second day, Wu Shoutian happily followed the pervert out of the house. Because he was in a good mood, he felt that the simple corset worn by the pervert today was particularly energetic and heroic, especially the pair of brown buckskin boots, which were very handsome. It's dizzying, if only I had a pair!
When he got to the door, he saw that snow-white, majestic, fat and strong horse, Wu Shoutian was instantly elated, and his mood exploded!He ran a few steps to the horse and stroked its smooth hair: "Good horse, good horse, my brother loves you to the core of my heart!" I haven't ridden a horse since I came to ancient times!Seeing such a superb horse now, of course it has to be fun!So he jumped up and got on the horse in a snap!
All the attendants thought he was a groom when they saw him in a servant's uniform groping the horse, but suddenly they jumped when they saw him get on the horse, the man with the beard was the most irritable, and he was the first to shout loudly: "Bold slave! Man! Take him away and cut off his head!"
When Wu Shoutian heard the word "slave", he became angry from the heart, pulled the rein of the horse, and scolded: "Good horse! Smash this stupid head for me!" The horse seemed to be spiritual, neighed, and raised it high. Forefoot, all the followers were shocked!Who knew that the horseman was so skilled in riding and so courageous that he didn't have time to make a move.
Seeing that the horse's hooves were about to step down, Wu Shoutian suddenly felt his back warm, and the hands holding the horse's reins were held by another pair of big hands, and a deep and heavy voice sounded beside his ears: "Gaofeng, don't be rude."
Gale stopped abruptly again, turned the horse's head around, the bearded man's brow was covered with hot sweat, he breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to relax, but immediately saw his own prince looking at him coldly, the poor bearded man suddenly mentioned his heart again. throat!
Wu Shoutian snorted coldly!Lord Feng said slowly: "Punishment. You can't ride a horse for half a month." The black watermelon face of the bearded man instantly turned into a green bitter melon face!I remember that one year a buddy was fined not to ride a horse for three days, and everyone rode to perform a mission, and the buddy kept running behind with two hooves...
It is three days for others, but he counts five times more!I really want my brothers to kill me!
Lord Feng shakes the reins of the horse, and the girl gallops wildly in joy, while the rest of the people look at the bearded man sympathetically, and follow him on horseback.The bearded man followed behind panting and ran sadly...
Wu Shoutian twisted left and right: "Stop, stop!" Fuck, two big men ride a horse or something, isn't it only in Tanmei novels!Why would such a thing happen to Lao Tzu!
Lord Feng curled up his mouth: "Oh? Are you sure you want to walk?"
Wu Shoutian was furious: "Whoever wants to walk, you go down!"
Lord Feng said aggrievedly: "This is my horse."
Wu Shoutian trembled all over, and a drop of cold sweat fell down.Fuck!Why do you have to speak in such a whiny voice and tell me that the earth is going to turn into Mars?Wait, even if you ride a horse, why do you want to hold Lao Tzu's hand? ? ?
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