The strongest spell binding milk wants to change jobs every day

"It's a human?" Nagasaki Wild Rose's face was distorted, "Hey, don't you read the knotweed wrong? Can't we run into a murder case as soon as we arrive?"

Nagizaki Wild Rose asked Fukuro for confirmation, "Fukuro, can you see anything?"

"No, it's too far away, I only see a sand-colored thing over there, and there seems to be a little black thing." Fu Heihui narrowed his eyes to distinguish carefully.

"That's really a person!" Knotabagi Yuren said aggrievedly, "Do you think I would make such a joke?"

Yoshino Junpei comforted Katsuobu Yuren and said, "Kojou-kun, we naturally believe you, but it's a bit too bizarre to say that it's a corpse. Maybe it's a dummy or something..."

Knotweed Youruhito: "I see, it's possible!"

Bai Xue also took a look, it was really not easy to distinguish the sand-colored thing from a distance.

Only a cub with excellent physical fitness and even eyesight far superior to that of ordinary people can see clearly what it is.

However, logically speaking, Teacher Wutiao's six eyes can also see the situation over there?

Why is it so quiet this time, and there is no movement at all?

"Teacher Wutiao, you..." Bai Xue raised her eyes suspiciously, Wutiao Wu Canglan's eyes met her gaze, she stayed away for less than a second, and whistled guiltily.

Bai Xue did not give up and asked, "Mr. Wutiao, that person floating on the river, you..."

"Oh? What did Shirayuki-chan say? Teacher, I didn't see anyone." Gojo Satoru blinked his eyes, with an innocent expression, "Youren's eyes are really nice——"

Bai Xue: ...isn't it the time when you can peek at me changing clothes with your eyes closed?

But at least she was sure that the person floating on the river was a person.

Under Bai Xue's speechless gaze, the five cats and cats pretended to be ignorant and innocent, determined not to admit that they deliberately ignored the people on the river, and emphasized, "Teacher, I definitely didn't see it!"

Bai Xue: "Okay, got it, tell me what kind of enmity you have with that person in the river."

"No, teacher, I'm super friendly. Why would I have any grudges with others—"

Bai Xue gave up struggling and clicked on the system panel to check the identity of the corpse floating on the river by herself.

The five cats and cats squinted their eyes and clung tightly to Bai Xue's body, as if enclosing a territory or occupying a nest.

In fact, he didn't have any conflicts with the person floating on the water. Although he knew each other, he just looked uncomfortable.

If you have to find a reason, it is that one mountain cannot accommodate two cats.

I always feel that if that person is picked up, he will rob him of his wife.

Gee.

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He has to figure out a way.

When Bai Xue checked the information, the students of the college were still arguing about whether it was a human or a doll that floated over, and the topic had reached a heated stage.

Maybe if we continue to argue, we will start a fight.

Fortunately, the river flowed fast, and the lump that was far away in the sky just now gradually drifted to the front of the river, and just at the turn of the river, it was washed into the shallows by the faster-flowing river water.

Yuzu Yuhito opened his eyes and looked carefully, "That is definitely a human! How could it have such a real skin!"

"It really doesn't feel like a dummy. The softness of the skin and the curvature of the fingers are all real." Fu Heihui also took a closer look, "It's just, would a normal person wrap so many bandages?"

"Mummy? Mummy?" Yoshino Junpei stretched out his finger and proposed his own conjecture.

"Wow, isn't that an antique?" Knotabagi Yuhito looked surprised, "It feels like the plot of a movie? Maybe we are the protagonists."

"How is that possible? That's obviously a person!" Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei slapped the back of the head of Yuzu Yuhito with a slap.

"It hurts so much." Yuzuki Yuto rubbed his head, and whispered, "Obviously Kizaki said it couldn't be a real person at first."

"Whatever it is, shouldn't we call the police first at this time?" Fu Heihui looked at a few people who had strayed speechlessly, and almost dialed the call to the police in his hand.

Bai Xue quickly pressed Fu Heihui's hand, "It shouldn't be a corpse, it's still alive."

"You're still alive like this?" Fu Heihui was a little shocked.How could this vitality be stronger than the curse spirit?

Bai Xue nodded, "Although it looks quite calm, it shows that I am still alive. So it is more useful to call an emergency than to call the police. And..."

Fu Heihui has always been an obedient student, he stopped what he was doing, "And what?"

"That person's condition is drowning and weak, and it's a problem with his health bar. In fact, it can be treated directly." Bai Xue turned her head to look at Xia Youjie, "If I really want to say it, I'm also a little selfish..."

She took the newcomers for an internship.

Xia Youjie looked at Bai Xue's gaze, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

No!

No!

Dah!

Even if he wants to treat the monkey, he also wants to treat the female monkey!

However, Xia You's nurse during the internship period has no human rights. If she asks him to treat her, she is letting him do it. Even if it is artificial respiration, he has to do it himself.

When Osamu Dazai was vaguely conscious, before he opened his eyes, he heard some noisy voices around him.

"Why haven't you woke up yet? It feels like it's been a while?"

"Where's Xia You? Why can't I see anyone, or let him do it again?"

"He just went to the bottom of the bridge to shut himself up. If he does it again, maybe he will really commit suicide? Oh——"

Osamu Dazai vaguely heard the word suicide. First, he felt that he did not succeed in suicide, and then he was amazed that there are people with the same taste as him in the world?

We can discuss it together next time.

After all, the ways a person wants to commit suicide, the ways he can think of, are limited no matter what.

"Haven't you woken up yet? Doesn't Xia You complete his mission like this?"

"It's obvious that the blood bar is full..." A soft female voice joined in, "If you fail to complete the task with an intern to save someone for the first time, it will always feel a little shameful."

Osamu Dazai opened his kite-colored eyes instantly, and sat up all of a sudden.The group of people in front of him didn't look like the usual police doctors, but a group of students.

It was someone from the magic world that he had dealt with before, he had acquaintances...

Ah, but that's okay.

Osamu Dazai brushed his black hair that was still dripping with water, and looked longingly and gratefully at the source of the female voice just now, "You are the one who saved me, this lovely and kind lady. What a beautiful encounter this is. Ah, may I ask if you are willing to die for love with me..."

Before he finished speaking, Gojo Satoru stretched out his arms to hug his girlfriend who was squatting on the ground, put his arms around her legs, picked her up directly, and turned her back with Bai Xue.

From Dazai Osamu's point of view, Bai Xue is completely blocked by Gojo Satoru's back.

There was a hint of threat in Gojo Satoru's usual frivolous tone, "Zhikun, no, this is my girlfriend."

"Ah, Mr. Gojo is here too." Osamu Dazai sat on the grass with his legs crossed, and said casually, "I haven't seen you for a long time, I never thought that you actually have a girlfriend. Why don't you introduce me—"

Bai Xue didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Teacher Wutiao, so you know Mr. Dazai. Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"I know a man, what is there to say!" The five cats pursed their mouths, and rubbed Bai Xue's neck unhappily, nuoda a crazy jealous cat, "Bai Xue sauce, don't be interested!"

"Ah, so that lovely lady is called Bai Xue. What a good name. Having a boyfriend is also a very cute quality..."

Dazai Osamu's voice lingered behind him, his tone was sticky and had a bit of a bad taste, and his whole body seemed to be gurgling black mud.

Gojo Satoru pushed his sunglasses, "Tsk, your hobbies are so bad, how come there are no new curse spirits to entangle you."

The last time Gojo Satoru saw Osamu Dazai was because he was entangled by a difficult first-level curse spirit.

Originally, Yokohama didn't have any magic spirits, but at that time, Chuya Nakahara had been on a business trip for a long time, and a new level one was born with the remaining magic power.

And Yokohama is an intricate place, almost all the supernatural beings in Japan gather here, and the intersection of various forces such as the Mafia is always dangerous for ordinary conjurers.

In addition, he happened to pass by Yokohama on a business trip, so the mission was assigned to him without any hassle.

It was also at that time that Gojo Satoru discovered Dazai Osamu.Although he has no magic power, his own supernatural powers are unqualified in the world, and he is universal to the spells in the magic world.

Although you can't see it, you can't prevent it, but you can unconsciously dispel the spell.For the curse spirit, he is indeed a difficult guy.

However, it is also a valuable talent for colleges and universities.

He once invited Osamu Dazai to go to the high school, but he seems to be detained (detained) by the leader?Anyway, he didn't understand it deeply, so he just ignored it.

Now, Gojo Satoru has no choice but to thank the one who detained him back then!I also thank myself back then!

If this was stuffed into the high school, would his little girlfriend be so easy to get? !

Can a green tea cat not understand green tea? !

The person in front of him, his biggest interest is suicide, and he likes to pretend to be weak, and he is always wrapped in bandages... On the surface, he really looks like a patient!

Cats are nervous!

"It's a pity that no magic spirit came to me recently. If the magic spirit last time was a lovely lady, I would have followed her directly."

Osamu Dazai was satirized, but smiled happily, and shared his thoughts with great interest.

When the students of the college heard this sentence, they stepped back a few steps.

What does the curse spirit look like, and he can do it?They have seen tens of thousands of curse spirits, and only the real man has one curse spirit that looks like a human being, and the others are all things that make people's san value go crazy.

What kind of lunatic must this be to think of dying for love with the curse spirit? !

Ah, senior Yi Gu doesn't count, senior is pure love.

The disgust of the students was very obvious. Wujo Wujo rubbed his eyes and gave the lore, "Zhijun, we rescued you by fishing you out of the river—"

"Ah, I just said that the lovely lady is very kind..."

"No - my (reread) Bai Xuejiang is not the one who saved you."

Gojo Satoru blocked Osamu Dazai's sight, and there was a bit of gloating in his voice, "You were almost out of breath when you caught it, so we used some unconventional methods. But it wasn't Bai Xuejiang, it was rescued by the nurse during the internship period." you--"

In order to achieve a one-hit kill effect, Wutiao Maomao didn't even call names that easily reveal their gender.

"It's okay, artificial respiration is also necessary!" Osamu Dazai smiled all over his face, "Which lady saved me, I must thank her very much!"

Gojo Satoru smiled and pointed to Xia Youjie who was closed under the bridge hole.

Osamu Dazai looked over: "..."

It's a man, five big and three thick and 1.8 meters five...artificial respiration...

"Wow!"

I don't know who it is, almost spit out the gall.