The strongest spell binding milk wants to change jobs every day

Although Xia Youjie's thin and tall figure can't be described as five big and three thick.But for Osamu Dazai who said, I don't have a penchant for hugging men, it doesn't matter what kind of man he is!

They are all foul-smelling creatures that shouldn't live with a handsome man like him!

Osamu Dazai was rescued from the river, and his face, which had no blood in it, turned even paler.

Like a weak little white flower that has been ravaged by the north wind, she put her hands on the ground, lamenting that she was molested.

When he thought of being artificially resuscitated by such a man, he felt dirty from top to bottom.Even, there was an indelible psychological shadow on the jumping into the river.

The river is dirty, so it is better to commit suicide in the future.

Wutiao Maomao felt Dazai Osamu's lovelessness, as if he had won the battle, he pushed his sunglasses triumphantly, turned around and hugged his little girlfriend.

"Bai Xue-chan, look, Zhijun is really ignorant. Jie finally overcame his psychological barrier—"

Although not directly expressed, Gojo Satoru's gloating couldn't be more obvious.

Osamu Dazai jumped up and twisted his wet coat, and decided to fight back.

He showed a weak face, "My beautiful lady, I don't feel very comfortable yet. I always feel that soaking in the river for a long time has some bad effects. Can you please help me treat it?" ?”

In an instant, Gojo Satoru hid Bai Xue behind him again, "No need, I think Zhijun is in good health!"

"Oh, my head hurts."

Osamu Dazai put the back of his hand on his forehead, and said with a sad expression, "How can a weak and beautiful man like me be like Mr. Gojo. It is said that Mr. Gojo can heal himself no matter what. An ordinary person like me is not that powerful. "

Gojo Satoru is not surprised that Osamu Dazai knows his reversal technique.After all, he already understood from the first time they met that the person in front of him was good at fighting wits.

However, Wutiao Maomao never expected that this person would poke him sorely!Although the reversal technique is good, but because of that thing, he was almost hated by his little girlfriend! !

It's really unlucky!

Now one is an ordinary person who is prone to injuries and recovers slowly from injuries, and the other is him who can recover instantly from injuries.No matter how you think about it, the "ordinary person" is weaker and takes advantage!

Especially, he still can't pretend to be that weak!

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If Gojo Satoru had cat ears right now, they must have been crushed into airplane ears.

Standing behind Gojo Wu, Bai Xue watched every strand of his hair expressing his unhappiness, so she couldn't help laughing.

With this smile, Wutiao Maomao felt even more aggrieved.

The five cats pursed their mouths and stared at Baixue through the sunglasses. They didn't speak, but used his clear and pure eyes to send out signals.

It probably means: coax me!Coax me!

Bai Xue looked helplessly at her boyfriend's pursed lips. She stood in front of her with one hand in her pocket and the other holding her. The person who was pulling her was a model on the run from a show, but her whole body was full of stubbornness and nervousness. .

It looked like a big cat that had lost a fight outside. It was furry all over its body and was still blowing up guardedly, but it was ready to hook its paws to its owner's hand to complain.

Bai Xue used a little force to pull him closer, wrapped his arms around his waist in a comforting manner, and patted his back, "I'll just go over there, Mr. Wutiao, be good, don't make trouble."

Mao Mao was obviously not comforted, all the focus was on Bai Xue's approaching Dazai Osamu!His little girlfriend still has to treat that guy!

Today, Teacher Wutiao has Hulunbuir on top of his head...

Gojo Goku lay on Baixue's body mournfully, muttering in a low voice, "Baixuejiang doesn't love me anymore!"

"How could it be?" With the corners of Bai Xue's mouth curved, she hugged the big cat lying on her body, and kissed his side face, "Have I ever let you down? Have I spoiled you? Am I right? Who is better than you?"

Although Baixue has her own preferences, she really likes the kind of task objects that can bring you huge points, and she will also be angry because those decent people are injured.But what she cares about most has always been only the closest people.

She said a long time ago that she cannot be a doctor and she is not selfless.

She is just a nanny, so she naturally has her own favorites.

Gojo Satoru raised his head and blinked his eyes, Bai Xue kissed him on the lips again kindly, "Good boy."

"Um……"

A kiss is an effective bribe.

Gojo Wu put his head on Baixue's shoulder, turned his head, and could only see Baixue's small chin, "Don't lie. Baixue sauce can't be a bad boy who deceives the teacher—"

"Yes, yes, I won't lie to you." Bai Xue smoothed Wuwu's silver-white hair, feeling the silky feeling in her hand, and smiled very softly.

The single dog at the scene felt very toothache, and wanted to turn on his mobile phone to make an appointment for a dentist for himself.

Only Osamu Dazai, who was about to engage in NTR face-to-face, was well adapted with a smile on his face, and there was a bit of anticipation in his cheerful movements.

Bai Xue bypassed Gojo Satoru who was standing still with his hands closed, and walked up to Dazai Osamu, with a polite smile on the corner of his mouth.

Osamu Dazai's eyes flickered, and he asked with a smile, "Lovely lady, do you want me to die in love together by coming here?"

"Mr. Dazai, if there is something wrong with your body, I should check it for you as a treatment."

The smile on the corner of Bai Xue's mouth remained unchanged, but when she made up her mind to let Xia Youjie heal for a while, she acted a little rougher.

It is not a good habit to disrespect life.

"Okay, I'm welcome anytime." Osamu Dazai opened his hands in an exaggerated gesture, as if he was acting in a drama.

"However, you are a patient treated by Mr. Xia You. If we are not responsible for our patients, there is no way to treat them as complete." Bai Xue took a step back with a smile, "So please Wait for Mr. Xia You to come over."

"Oh?" Osamu Dazai disappointed, "Can't Miss Bai Xue treat me?"

"Of course not!" Gojo Satoru listened for a long time, and felt that he was generous enough to let Osamu Dazai talk to his little girlfriend for so long.

Now is the time!

He pulled Bai Xue back into his arms and hugged her tightly, wishing he could take off his coat and hide her in his arms.

"Oh, how stingy." Osamu Dazai shrugged indifferently.

"Don't be disappointed, Zhijun." Wujo Wu tilted his head and said with a smile, "The artificial respiration Jie gave you is very useful, and it will definitely cure you in a while..."

"Wu, what are you spreading rumors about me?" Xia Youjie had an indescribable expression on his face.

"Oh? Jie, have you already thought about what happened just now—" Wujo Wu asked Xia Youjie with a smile on his face.

"Yes. I don't care anymore."

In just a short while, Xia Youjie had already digested the fact that he saved a monkey with his own hands.Not only did he digest well, he even thought about it.

At this time, he walked over steadily, with a face full of disillusionment, no worries, the kind that can be given a small knife to leave the house and escape into Buddhism.

Bai Xue:? ?

Isn't this totally out of the question? !

"Ah, isn't this the one who gave me artificial respiration." Osamu Dazai knew at a glance that artificial respiration is completely empty talk, but the psychological shadow of jumping into the river cannot be removed for the time being.

"Artificial respiration? To monkeys? How is that possible? Who is disgusting?" Xia Youjie's slender eyes vividly expressed contempt and disgust.

He has starved to death all his life!Being put into a monkey doll, it is impossible for him to give the monkey artificial respiration!

This matter and, his own explosion two-phase choice, he chooses to explode directly!

Although his thoughts were turbulent, Xia Youjie, who had already realized his epiphany, did not have the slightest disturbance in his heart, nor did he have any expression on his face.

Bai Xue:? ?so calm?Are you really thinking about it?

But it doesn't seem true that Xia Youjie didn't think about it.Just when Bai Xue was thinking about whether she took this intern nurse aside.

Gojo Satoru blinked his eyes, and said, "Bai Xuejiang, Jie is paralyzed? Teacher, I don't think he has any expression for a long time?"

Bai Xue: "Pfft...hahaha!"

Why didn't you have a good time when Xia Youjie fell into your mouth?Either bad breath or facial paralysis.

The corners of Xia Youjie's eyes twitched, he took a breath and ignored Gojo Wu's words, and decided to ask a serious question, "Sister Bai Xue, do you know why the number of people being treated on my side has not changed?"

"Huh? How come?" Bai Xue was a little confused, "Didn't you cure Mr. Dazai?"

"I did use the skills as you said." Xia Youjie opened the system panel that appeared after he changed his body.

His panel is different from Bai Xue's, there are not so many interfaces and icons, only one saved person is bright red, like a debt collection, so that he can see it as soon as he opens it.

Since this number represented how many monkeys were killed, Xia Youjie was even more reluctant to open this damn broken system.

Bai Xue looked at the number of people who had been rescued above, it was clearly a zero, and she was also puzzled.

"No, the system generally does not make mistakes in this kind of calculation. Unless Mr. Dazai has not been cured..." Bai Xue clicked on her system panel and clicked on the details of Dazai Osamu.

"I have indeed cured the drowning and weakness after jumping into the river... Is it a hidden disease?"

"Ah—could it be cancer?" Osamu Dazai hugged himself tightly like a comedian, "A handsome man like me always has a bad face, and I am really envied by the world..."

Bai Xue: "No, Mr. Dazai doesn't have to be like this. We can cure you even if you only have a head left, so don't worry. And..."

Bai Xue opened her own system and looked at Osamu Dazai's blood and blue bars, both of which were full, and none of the negative statuses.Therefore, this person is very alive and kicking, it is impossible for him to be cancer.

Then there is only one explanation left...

Bai Xue looked at Xia Youjie sympathetically, "I've only heard of this kind of score black hole. I didn't expect it to exist...Anyway, Mr. Xia You, just pretend that you never saved this person."

Xia Youjie:?

Bai Xue didn't expect either.She'd just heard that some people were wounded and dying too often.But every time it is absolutely impossible to die, in order to prevent the score from being used, the administration will directly adjust the score of the task object to zero.

It doesn't look like a person.

Osamu Dazai looked at the expressions of the people present, and raised his head curiously, "Oh? Why do you pretend you have never been saved? What do you mean by the score black hole?"

Bai Xue explained politely: "That means Mr. Dazai, you will live a long life."

Short name: hard life.

Osamu Dazai:? ?

"Well, what a vicious curse!"