Immortal Venerable Cubs Manual II [Quick Transmigration]

Si Xingjian had watched the live broadcast before and already knew something about the show.

Moreover, he doesn't mix in this circle, and he doesn't need to consider issues such as character design or audience popularity for this hammer sale, so he is not nervous at all.

In addition, he has experienced so many worlds, what big scene has he not seen?

On the way to the location where the show was recorded, Quan Xiyu also told him the format of the show:

While recording, the live broadcast platform will select some time slots for live broadcast; and these time slots are determined by the viewers, and the live broadcast room will only open when the number of users who have reserved to enter the live broadcast room reaches a certain number.

Some guests and pets have a lot of fans, so they are broadcasting live almost during the recording.

When the live broadcast starts, the program team will inform the guests, so that the guests will not collapse without knowing it.

Usually a recording takes two days, but this time there is a closing banquet, it may take an additional day or two.

The actual recording time in a day is uncertain, because pets are not as cooperative as humans, and if an accident occurs, it will delay a lot of time.

However, neither Si Xingjian nor Quan Xiyu had any concerns in this regard.

Quan Xiyu was also afraid that Si Xingjian was not mentally prepared, so he gave him a vaccination: "Most people in this circle are more realistic, and they treat those who are popular and those who are not popular in a completely different way. Anyway, don't take it too seriously That's it."

Si Xingjian nodded casually and didn't promise anything.

He doesn't care about other people's attitudes, and he won't have a psychological gap because of being treated differently, but if the program group deliberately makes trouble, he won't swallow his anger.

Today's official recording starts at 09:30, and we gather at nine o'clock.

They arrived 10 minutes earlier, and there were no other guests at the meeting place.

Si Xingjian greeted Quan Xiyu and the staff, and found a seat to sit down.

Today he is wearing a green silk shirt, a black coat, and black trousers; inside the shirt is an old cotton shirt, and there is a snake cub hidden between the shirt and the old shirt.

This is considered a mountainous area, and the temperature is a bit low in the morning of late autumn.

Zai Zai, who is afraid of the cold, clings to the heat source, reluctant to leave.

As soon as Si Xingjian sat down, Lan Lan also lay down beside his lap.

Quan Xiyu took Lan Lan into his arms and warned, "In the show, you are my cat."

Lan Lan looked unwilling, but she didn't resist for the sake of money, she just pointed her butt at Quan Xiyu.

Quan Xiyu rubbed Lan Lan's head fiercely, and said to Si Xingjian: "I think once you come, the fact that Lan Lan is not my cat will definitely be exposed."

"Then expose it, otherwise how will you explain Lan Lan not being by your side in the future?"

At this time, a staff member came over, and they stopped the topic.

The staff came to ask Si Xingjian to take a few simple promotional photos, which will be posted on various platforms later.

Surprise guests, of course, must be announced at the last moment.

Si Xingjian followed.

The staff knew that he was bringing a pet snake, and they were all mentally prepared in advance, but when they saw him take the cub out of his arms, many people were still shocked.

What a long snake!

When the director saw this scene, he scolded Quan Xiyu in his heart - he only said it was a pet snake, but he didn't say it was such a long one!

The audience won't be scared away, will they?

If Quan Xiyu's ratings in the live broadcast room are not good, it's his own fault.When cutting the feature film, let the later stage cut out all the snakes and keep only the people.

The guests invited by Quan Xiyu to help out are still very interesting!

Thinking so, the director began directing people to shoot.

Both the director and the cameraman often run in the wild, and have also photographed wild animals, so they are not afraid of a pet snake.On the contrary, they still have a lot of inspiration.

After the photos are taken, there is no need for major repairs, just adjust the basic parameters such as brightness and contrast, and the effect is very good.

Generally, when taking photos of artists, you must ask for opinions from yourself and the studio before sending them out, so as not to make people unsatisfied if the photos are not repaired.

Although Si Xingjian is just an amateur now, the director thinks that this is definitely someone that Quan Xiyu Studio wants to promote.

The director has been in this industry for so long, and he has a good eye. He thinks that with this face and temperament, as long as someone praises him, his fate is not too bad, and he will definitely be popular.

The director is very happy to make friends with Si Xingjian now, so he is very polite to him, and after taking the photos, let him choose which ones he is more satisfied with.

Si Xingjian looked it over briefly, and said immodestly: "They are all good, can you send me a copy of these?"

He usually didn't realize that he hadn't taken a photo with Zai Zai yet.

Director: Good-looking is self-confidence.

The director will not refuse such a small matter as leaving a photo.

Si Xingjian got the consent, and left with Zai Zai, not caring at all which one the program team would choose to send out.

The director was a little entangled in the choice of photos.

According to his aesthetics, I like the atmosphere of this picture very much: the tail of the snake is on the chest of the model, the body of the snake is wrapped twice around the long hair and around the back of the neck of the model, and the head of the snake is up in the air and the face is sideways. The models look at each other.

This could be the cover of a magazine.

But the director was afraid that this photo would make the audience unacceptable, so he finally chose two pictures that he thought were more reserved:

One is the head of a snake resting on a beautiful wrist——under the contrast of the high-saturation green shirt, the skin of that hand is even more fair, which can almost compare with the snow whiteness of the snake; and the snake's head is very Small and small, only the size of a thumb, there is no threat at all. The snake's eyes are red, as pure as rubies;

The other one is a snake with its head lying on one side of the collarbone, and the snake's kissing scales are next to the throat, which is dangerous and sexy; the person in the photo only shows the lower half of his delicate side face.

The director thought proudly: In this way, it will not be possible to see how long the snake is.

The staff responsible for operating the account of the program group sent out these two photos with the words: "Guess which guest invited you as a good friend?"

Someone replied soon:

[Mrs. Quan wants to remarry: @quanxiyu, is that the long-haired beauty hidden in your house? ]

[Little carp: I compared the clavicle and Adam's apple, it is definitely a person!And there is a white snake! ]

[Sweet and Sour Fish: That's it, that's it?Can't you post more pictures? ]

[Sauerkraut fish who don’t want to be bald: Please, can the show crew ask how handsome guys take care of their hair? ]

[I don't want Riwan: Such a cute snake! ]

……

Quan Xiyu reposted cooperatively: "See you at 09:30."

The guests have gathered and are greeting each other.

Except for Si Xingjian, the rest of the guests all knew or at least heard of each other.

But Si Xingjian didn't feel uncomfortable at all, he introduced himself, and let the rest of the people meet his own cub, so as not to be unprepared and fainted by fright.

"This is a pet snake. It has a good temper. It won't bite. It just clings to me. If you are afraid of snakes, you don't need to get close."

Some people wondered what kind of snake was so long, and some people were afraid to stay away, but no one was scared to scream or faint.

As soon as 09:30 arrived, the live broadcast room opened on time.

Although it is no secret to many fans that the surprise guests have been picked out, the program team still prepared the appearance ceremony of the new guests.

The surprise guests were waiting in the paper compartment, and the rest of the guests guessed people based on their figures and keywords.

When trying to guess the friends Quan Xiyu invited...

"It should be a girl, right? The shadow looks like it has long hair."

"But the keyword is snake, maybe the cute pet is a snake? Girls rarely raise snakes, right?"

"It may also be a snake..."

Si Xingjian listened to the discussion outside, and thought: These people should be very good actors, they have seen each other just now, and they still act well.

In the end, a girl guessed it out: "I see! Is it Mr. Quan's long-haired boy friend? The one who was mistaken for his girlfriend... Not long ago, he appeared in Mr. Quan's live broadcast. Hanging a snake."

Another person spoke up: "As expected of Xiaoyu's fan, even his live broadcast is squatting."

At this time, Si Xingjian can finally make an appearance.

He came out of the torn paper door with Zai Zai in his arms, and after only a few steps, he heard another girl screaming: "Ahh! Is this a python? It's too long!"

Si Xingjian was frightened by the scream.

Is this the so-called variety show effect?

What he didn't know was that because of the girl's reaction, someone on the barrage had already accused him of bringing a snake without considering other people's feelings.

Next, another self-introduction and pet introduction.

Si Xingjian: Was the previous introduction just for rehearsal?

After getting to know each other, the program team started the cue process: first choose a place through a small game.

The program team prepared some cards, and the guests choose one to challenge other guests, and the winner will have priority in choosing a house.

The cute pet is the husky singer Ji Qing, who chose to challenge the team of Quan Xiyu and Si Xingjian.The challenge project is "make you laugh". As the name suggests, one person makes another laugh, and the one who takes the shortest time wins.

We all know that Quan Xiyu doesn't have a good laugh.

So Quan Xiyu asked Si Xingjian to come on.

Ren Jiqing tried his best, but Si Xingjian didn't even move the corner of his mouth.

Ji Qing raised his hands, "Okay, I give up! But I don't think I will lose, maybe you can make me laugh too."

Si Xingjian is not an idol, but he has a heavy burden.

He would never do this kind of inelegant behavior like grinning and pretending to be ugly, showing his teeth and claws.

He can only choose to tell jokes——

"A restaurant has a parrot. This parrot is very clever. If the guest walks in with his left foot, it will say 'Welcome', and if the guest walks in with his left foot, it will say 'Next'. Come again'. One day, a person had a whim: If two feet go in at the same time, what will the parrot say?"

"This person practiced it the next time he went there. As a result, the parrot said..."

Hearing this, everyone knew it was a joke.

Ji Qing, who was standing opposite Si Xingjian, pinched his palms, trying to hold back his laughter.

Si Xingjian put on a bright and jade-like face, like a celestial being, and said in a flat tone of "Have you eaten yet" expressionlessly: "The parrot said 'fuck, I was shocked'."

Ji Qing laughed until he let out a goose cry, but Si Xingjian just slightly raised his eyebrows, as if to say: That's it?

At this time, there was also a "hahaha" on the barrage.

[Help, I can't laugh anymore! ]

[Is this the cuteness of contrast? Hhhhhh]

[If it was beeped off during the broadcast, wouldn't it become a 'beep beep'?It feels even funnier. ]

Si Xingjian won the challenge of others, and the next step is for him to choose a game and challenge another person.

He glanced at the cards and said, "Then choose 'Look at'."

To stare at each other is to keep your eyes open, and whoever blinks first loses.

Si Xingjian added: "However, it's not a comparison between people."

As he spoke, he took out his cub.