Immortal Venerable Cubs Manual II [Quick Transmigration]

When Si Xingjian said that he wanted to use a snake to compare, many guests and audience did not realize that there was something wrong.

But viewers with some familiarity with snakes have already started laughing:

[Comparing this with a snake, isn't it a lost game? ]

[Hahaha you have taken all the bamboo shoots of the giant panda! ]

[what does it mean?Does anyone have a say? ]

[Popular science: Snakes have no eyelids, which means that snakes don't blink at all. ]

[Then, how does the snake sleep? ]

[Sleep with eyes open. ]

The person who accepted Si Xingjian's challenge obviously didn't know this cold knowledge. He was very happy to show off the beauty of his beloved pet, and he went to bed with the puppet in his arms.

That puppet cat is very beautiful, with a pair of blue eyes, but no matter how beautiful the cat's eyes are, it can blink.

As soon as the puppet cat appeared, many people wanted to organize a group to steal the cat.

Among the barrage of "what color sack do you like", "you can always trust the beauty of the puppet cat", "I want rua", there are only a few sporadic "this snake is so beautiful".

The staff who were paying attention to the data and the audience's reaction in real time couldn't help sighing: You are a handsome guy, why can't you think about bringing a pet snake?

Most of the people who like pets and even animals are fluff fans, and among the fluff fans, people who like cats are definitely the majority.

Pets with squamous and even-toed ungulates are a minority. Similarly, there are not many viewers who like to watch such pets.

Don’t those bloggers with cute pets on the internet all have cats or dogs?

Since you come to watch the show, you have to consider the preferences of the audience.

This guy is an amateur, not very popular, and has an unpleasant pet snake. It is estimated that there will not be many scenes when the feature film is broadcast.

The staff shook their heads regretfully, looked at the screen again, and found that the wind direction of the barrage had changed——

[So the snake is so delicate and lovely? ]

[What a clean snake! ]

[If Bai Suzhen's snake body was like this, Xu Xian wouldn't be so scared (dog head)]

……

The camera was far away before, and the snake cub was not conspicuous in Si Xingjian's hands. The snake's head was only as big as a cat's eye, so it was impossible to see clearly.

But now, the camera gave the snake cub a close-up.

The brow bone of the bull snake is obvious, the shape of the head is close to a triangle, and the body is large.Therefore, compared with petite and cute pet snakes such as corn and pig nose, bull snakes will look more sharp-eyed, handsome and fierce.

However, Zai Zai is different from ordinary snakes.

Quan Xiyu bought this snake for nearly 2 yuan. It has excellent genes and looks.Not to mention comparing it with most pet snakes, even among the Blizzard Bull Snakes, which are famous for their beauty, they are considered TOP in appearance.

Not to mention, now it's filled with cubs.

After being nourished by the aura, every scale of the snake cub seemed to emit holy light, as if it had its own soft light filter.

Zai Zai's eyes are not as sharp as a snake's, but rather ignorant and peaceful. Coupled with those eyes that are as bright and pure as rubies, the whole snake, Zai Zai, exudes a kind of affectionate feeling, which makes people unconsciously fall in love with him. Create a protective desire.

Moreover, the audience watched the snake cubs through the screen, so they were even less afraid of snakes.

Looking at tigers and lions in front of the screen, some people will shout "sliding shovel", not to mention such a cute little white snake that can only be regarded as slender and weak compared to humans?

[If I had such a snake, I could rua bald the scales! ]

Zai Zai had only been out a few times before, and he had never seen so many people.He could feel the heat sources around him, as well as the vibrations of various sounds.

Zaizai was so frightened that his body trembled, his little head twisted, and he climbed up Si Xingjian's arm to his shoulder, and then passed between the nape of his neck and his long hair, hiding his head.

The camera moved upwards, still able to capture a self-deceiving head that was not completely covered.

Si Xingjian's face also appeared in the shot.

[In the past, there was an ostrich buried in the sand, but now there is a white snake laying its neck. ]

[Are you shy? ]

[Such a cute snake, come to my sister's mouth! ]

[Can the one in front stop being such a beast?Even snakes bite?Get out of the way, let me come! ]

[With such beauty, I actually only care about cats and snakes? ]

[Deserves to be single! ]

[Would it be the same group of people who watched snakes now as those who watched monkeys back then? ]

Si Xingjian reached out and stroked Zai Zai's head soothingly.

At this time, the outcome of the game is already clear.

On average, cats blink once every four to five minutes, and this puppet is just an ordinary cat, and it doesn't understand the rules of the game like Lan Lan, so it doesn't try to force itself not to blink.

Two minutes later, the puppet cat's big eyes blinked.

Xie Fengming, the owner of the puppet cat, was a little unwilling to believe it, and asked, "Did that snake really not blink?"

At this time, someone explained to him that snakes have no eyelids and cannot blink at all.

Xie Fengming refused to accept this result, "Is this cheating?"

Si Xingjian: "It's just making full use of the advantages of the species."

He did it a bit opportunistically, but it didn't break the rules.

But for variety shows, the most important thing is to have the effect of the show and make the audience happy, so Si Xingjian's opportunistic behavior was ruled invalid.

Si Xingjian: It's in vain that Zai Zai has such beautiful eyes that can't blink.

Xie Fengming felt that his own cat could not compare to snakes, but could he also compare to other cats?They asked for the puppet to compete with Lamb, but of course they still lost.

When the puppet cat came to Lan Lan, it closed its eyes cowardly and hid in its owner's arms.

Lan Lan was very proud, and walked to Si Xingjian at the pace of "the boss is back".

"Hmph, I still have to go out."

Human pups are pretty much useless.

Si Xingjian felt that Lan Lan was getting better and better, just winning an ordinary cat in this kind of small game, what's there to be proud of?

Seeing the cat return to its owner, Quan Xiyu felt that it was so.He stood aside with his arms folded, resentment exuded all over his body.

Originally, he was the one who owned the snake, but the snake became someone else's; and the cat was so loyal that when the owner came, he didn't even want to play games with him.

Fans saw this scene, and someone used the barrage to add background music:

[Snowflakes are fluttering, the north wind is rustling~]

[The sky is blue, and there are thousands of paper cranes outside the window~]

[Why does Brother Quan look like an empty-nest old man? ]

[Is Lan Lan also looking at her face?He even abandoned his master. ]

[Is there really someone who sucks both snakes and cats like this?I am so envious! ]

The audience didn't know that Lan Lan just went to find the real owner out of habit.

Although Lan Lan dislikes Zai Zai every day, besides Si Xingjian, she cares most about Zai Zai.The same is true for Zai Zai, he doesn't want to see Lan Lan occupying the embrace that belongs to him, but he is happy to play with Lan Lan.

Now that the sun has risen, the temperature has risen a bit.

Zai Zai was not as lazy as before, he didn't want to move, he felt Lan Lan approaching, so he climbed down to say hello to Lan Lan.

Some new viewers were a little worried that the snake and the cat would fight after seeing this scene.

After all, a cat is a very curious and aggressive creature. It wants to scratch its paws whenever it sees a stationary object, not to mention the god's head that stretched out on its own initiative.

[Be careful! ]

[Master doesn't even look at it? ]

There are also old fans comforting——

[Don't worry, Lan Lan is absolutely too lazy to move. ]

It's not that Lan Lan didn't move at all, she lay down on the table, letting Zai Zai half her body curl up on it to bask in the sun.

Under the sunlight, a snake like white silk was draped on the black cat with smooth fur.This scene is wonderful and warm.

[What kind of interspecies friendship is this! ]

[I just want to know how long they lived together before the two pets became so close. ]

[In front, you discovered Huadian! ]

While Zai Zai and Lan Lan were basking in the sun, the small game between the guests was over.

There are a total of five groups of guests participating in the program. The rules of the mini game are that A challenges B, B then challenges C, and proceeds in turn. At the end of one round, each group of guests participates in two games.

Si Xingjian's group won twice, and another group won twice, so these two groups need to play another small game.

Si Xingjian discovered that the other group was the girl who was screaming in fright.

Her name is Jiang Xue, and she raises a white Samoyed. The guests she invited to help out are popular male stars from the same company.

Si Xingjian remembered that Quan Xiyu had said before that a love idol drama that the two of them were filming was currently on the air, so sugar would definitely be sprinkled on the show.

Which game the two groups choose is chosen by the winner of the rock-paper-scissors.

Then, Quan Xiyu lost.

Si Xingjian looked at Quan Xiyu with disgust in his eyes.

Quan Xiyu didn't feel guilty at all, "Who made you lazy to go, and you just lost in the boxing game, not in the game."

[How do you feel that this look has a sense of Lan Lan's possession? ]

[Too vivid, Lan Lan always dislikes Xiaoyu. ]

[It is also strong to be unreasonable! (kimbo)]

[Brother Quan, do you think your personality is a bit broken?What about your arrogance? ]

[Don't be cowardly, just face up!Husband stands up (buhsi)]

Si Xingjian raised his chin and signaled Quan Xiyu to look at the label board, "Which one do you think they will choose?"

Quan Xiyu also had a bad feeling, "No way?"

As a result, the other party really chose "Princess Hug".

Perhaps the program planning is an obsessive-compulsive disorder. These game labels are all three words, rhyming with "ao".This way, some information is withheld for tidiness and rhyme, leaving room for interpretation of what is on the label.

It did not indicate whether the princess was holding a human or a pet.

However, Si Xingjian's group consisted of two big men and two pets, one was a snake less than two catties, and the other was a kitten; on the other side was a man and a woman, and the pets were Samoyed and German Shepherd.

There is a precedent of Si Xingjian using pets to play games opportunistically. In order to win, the opponent will definitely not choose to be unfavorable to him.

What's more, their CP has to sprinkle sugar after sale.

Si Xingjian's wave of speculation failed, and instead he cheated himself.

Sure enough, the male star said: "We choose people to compare with people, and we don't use pets."

The rest of the guests started booing.

Jiang Xue blushed and said, "We also want to win. If we hold pets, we will definitely not have the advantage."

The CP fans of the two are all happy, as if they are celebrating the New Year.

Fans of Quan Xiyu are also looking forward to——

[Sorry, I'd rather see handsome guys and handsome guys than holding pets. ]

[Come, come, place your bet, guess who hugs whom? ]

[I press the little fish to hug! ]

[+1 The long-haired beauty has a thin waist and is easy to hug. ]

Quan Xiyu didn't mind hugging someone, but he looked at Si Xingjian and didn't dare to do anything.He was afraid that if he stretched out his hand, Si Xingjian would directly throw him over the shoulder, and he would be ashamed.

"Why don't you just admit defeat?"

It is impossible to admit defeat.

Si Xingjian played these games so seriously. Apart from not wanting to lose, the most important reason was to choose a house with air conditioning and a bathroom.

Otherwise, it would be rather cold here at night, and he was afraid that Zai Zai would be frozen.

The staff asked, "Are you ready?"

The two people in the other group looked at each other sweetly, nodded in unison, "Ready."

Si Xingjian glanced at Quan Xiyu, the corners of his mouth were pursed full of resistance, but he nodded slightly.

"3... 2... 1... the timer starts!"

The author has something to say:

Today, I’m afraid I won’t be able to pamper Concubine Wan Gui QAQ