Immortal Venerable Cubs Manual II [Quick Transmigration]

[No wonder the saying "threat the grass to scare the snake" instead of shouting to scare the snake away. ]

[Knowledge increased again! ]

After listening to Si Xingjian's explanation, the audience once again sighed: It is really learned by paying attention to everything.

Quan Xiyu asked again: "If snakes can't dance, how can we make money?"

Si Xingjian: "It's not 'us', it's you and Lan Lan. You are the serious guests, we..." He said and pointed at Snake Cub, "We are just guests who come to help out, and we can't overwhelm the host."

[Has the second season been arranged yet? ]

[The program team invites him to participate in the next season! ]

"Me and Lan Lan?" Quan Xiyu said coldly, "Do you think Lan Lan is still willing to follow me?"

Lan Lan raised her eyes to give Quan Xiyu a glance, then turned her head to play with Zai Zai, vividly interpreting what it means to "give me a look and experience it for myself".

Quan Xiyu snorted, "What an unfamiliar white-eyed meow! You followed me when there was something delicious, but now you turn your back on me and don't recognize anyone."

[Xiao Yu, you look like a bitter woman. ]

[People have both cats and snakes, but a small fish is lonely and widowed. ]

[What the hell is a lonely fish? ]

Si Xingjian gently touched Lan Lan's head and said, "If you think of a way to make money, Lan Lan will definitely cooperate, right?"

Lan Lan gave a soft "meow".

It's all for money, it's really hard for meow.

But Quan Xiyu didn't think of any solution, he had never worked part-time.Street performances, part-time jobs in pet hospitals, paid paintings and group photos of cats...everything that can be easily thought of has been done.

Moreover, the puppets are good-looking, whether they are drawing pictures, taking photos together, or taking goods to the pet hospital, they may be more popular than Lan Lan.

Quan Xiyu fell down on the sofa, "Why don't you lie flat."

The staff reminded: "The last one will be punished."

Quan Xiyu raised her hands, "I accept the punishment!" Then she turned to Si Xingjian and said, "Anyway, someone is with you, so we will share the difficulties."

Si Xingjian said, "I didn't admit defeat."

"Then if you just sit like this, will money be thrown in front of you?" Quan Xiyu asked sarcastically.

Si Xingjian nodded.

A certain salted fish instantly turned into a dog leg, "Boss, can I participate in this method?"

Si Xingjian frowned slightly, "If you can, I'm afraid you may not be willing."

"There's nothing you don't want." Quan Xiyu waved his hand, and handed over all the start-up funds of 1000 yuan given by the program team to Si Xingjian, "It's all for you."

"What way?"

Si Xingjian: "The heavenly secrets must not be revealed."

staff member:"……"

Will this group really not cheat by then?How can they have someone send money to their door while they are sitting?Others are not fools.

Later, the program team discovered that the idiots were themselves.

Viewers were also curious:

[What is the method? ]

[Is it buying a lottery ticket? ]

[Or out of pocket? ]

It was impossible for the program team to just let them sit here and play cats and snakes, and then arranged for Quan Xiyu to answer comments, and then discussed and arranged other tasks for their group.

Quan Xiyu's style of painting was completely different from Si Xingjian's when answering comments. While answering questions, he also watched the barrage to interact with the audience, or to put it another way:

"What do you mean Lan Lan abandons me only because of my face? Am I not handsome?"

"You are as blind as Lan Lan."

"Would you believe me if I said that the snake was originally mine?"

[If Lan Lan is a beauty, I still believe it. ]

"Lan Lan really belonged to him, and the snake belonged to me. I wanted to bring the snake to participate, but sister Yun refused! It just so happened that he was more related to snakes, so we changed our pets, and it turned out..."

[I lost the snake and lost the cat! ]

[The cat and the snake are empty! ]

[Empty nesters! ]

[People hate cats! ]

"How about you put the idiom Solitaire here?"

"Seeing that his snake cub is so attractive, if I bring a snake to participate in the whole season of the show, maybe it will be even more popular."

[How annoying you are, don’t you have any idea in your mind? ]

[Before, I saved a child, but it’s fine if I don’t get praised, and I almost became a bad artist. ]

[If it were you, you would definitely be sprayed to death! ]

[Do you have someone who likes to attract snakes? ]

"No, who are you fans of? If you do this again, I will quit the circle!"

"Earn money? I have a family property to inherit! Hmph, let me tell you, you better treat me better, otherwise, if I am unhappy, I will quit the circle and inherit the family business."

……

Quan Xiyu joked, explaining Lan Lan's matter clearly, and at the same time giving fans an inoculation in advance - he really planned to quit the circle after the age of 25.

But at this time, no one took it seriously except Si Xingjian.

After Quan Xiyu and the netizens had ended their flirtation, the program team assigned them a new task, asking them to help the family sell grapes and persimmons.

Si Xingjian also understood that it was impossible for the program crew to really let them rest, so she didn't shirk it anymore.

Quan Xiyu went to pick persimmons, while Si Xingjian wore a hat and gloves to cut grapes.

Because it was inconvenient for Zai Zai to be on his body, and Zai Zai always wanted to climb up the vines, Si Xingjian could only put Zai Zai on the mat beside him and let Lan Lan play with him.

Grapes can be green or purple and need to be selected.

Si Xingjian took a fancy to a string and stretched out his arms to cut it.At this time, a breeze blew, lifted the corner of the shirt, and then... revealed the old man's shirt inside.

[Isn't this too guarding against masculinity? ! ]

[The waist is so thin! ]

[Lifting up clothes by yourself is very greasy, but the sentimental style is very shasha...]

[Ah ah ah!What I like most is that the wind lifts up the shirt naturally, but you are wearing an old man's shirt? ! ]

[I am different, I like to unbutton my shirt by myself (dog head)]

While the barrage was buzzing, a mass of green objects suddenly fell. This scene appeared in the corner of the camera, unnoticed.

Even if someone saw it, they thought it was a vine.Until the camera gave the mass a close-up...

[It's a snake! ]

[Is this the snake raised by the owner?so beautiful! ]

[Xiao Qing, is that you? ]

[If Lan Lan was a big fat orange, this color would match. ]

There is also a popular science of snake circle masters who watched the live broadcast: This is a green snake, wild, usually on the ground or on trees in cultivated areas, and it is very timid. It may be scared when it falls now.

Si Xingjian had discovered this emerald green snake a long time ago, and he also knew that this kind of snake was timid and would run away when it encountered danger, but he did not expect that this snake would run away to Zai Zai.

Even though you look similar in appearance, you are not of the same clan!

And to the Green Snake, Zai Zai is completely unfamiliar, it should be afraid.

The Green Snake quickly crawled near Zai Zai, but was frightened by Lan Lan.

If Si Xingjian hadn't stopped in time, Lan Lan might have gone down with one claw.

Si Xingjian walked over, picked up the emerald green snake, and prepared to put it back on the vine.

As soon as Zai Zai felt that he touched other snakes, he jumped on him excitedly.

Today's Zai Zai not only has a child's fear of the outside world, needs to seek a sense of security from his family, but also has a keen and territorial awareness like a small animal. He is ignorant and can only act on instinct. , it responds extremely quickly.

And the emerald green snake, which was pinched by Si Xingjian and was a little scared, seemed to become a little excited and wanted to get in touch with Zai Zai.

Si Xingjian: "..."

He said why the emerald green snake, which came out day and night, appeared in the daytime, or in the yard where so many people gathered, and the emotion was attracted by the cub.

But don't say that Zai Zai has no plans to make friends with other snakes, even if he did, his father would not allow it.

Fortunately, not all snakes are as stupid and bold as this emerald green snake, otherwise, wouldn't he be surrounded by snakes wherever he took his cubs?

Since Si Xingjian was wearing gloves, it was inconvenient to touch Zai Zai, so he let Zai Zai curl up on his shoulders, neck and arms. After he put the green snake on the vine, he took off his gloves to comfort Zai Zai.

[He should have been Xu Xian in his previous life, right?Such a snake. ]

[The green snake seems to be aiming at the cub. ]

[Xiaoqing likes Xiaobai, there's nothing wrong with it! ]

Quan Xiyu heard the commotion here, and when she came over, she saw the green snake being released.

"Why don't you just keep such a beautiful snake? Be a companion with this snake."

Si Xingjian couldn't explain the specialness of the cub, so he said, "Wild snakes can't be raised."

In fact, green snakes are indeed not suitable for captive breeding.

Because of this accident, Si Xingjian could only stop to coax Zai Zai.

It happened that he also cut eight bunches of grapes, and Quan Xiyu picked more than 20 persimmons.Fearing that there would be too much to sell, they simply stopped and prepared to pack it up and sell it.

Si Xingjian cut a few roses, and also cut a lot of willow branches from the willow tree at the door.

Quan Xiyu asked: "What are you doing with these?"

"Otherwise, are you going to sell?"

Quan Xiyu is not thin-skinned, but if he wants to peddle, he is also a big girl on the sedan chair, and he may still be a little bit reluctant.

It was even more impossible for Si Xingjian to go, so he could only be creative.

In the car, Si Xingjian weaved flower baskets.

He made one, spread out a small blanket, and put Zai Zai in it.

[Boss, I want to buy this! ]

[Jane, how many surprises do you have that I don't know? ]

Seeing Si Xingjian's movements, Quan Xiyu thought it was not difficult, so he followed suit, and then gave up.

[Typical eyes know what hands don't. ]

[From getting started to giving up, you only need to try it out. ]

Because of Si Xingjian's small flower basket bonus, their fruit sales went smoothly, at least in a shorter time than the program team expected.After they sell out, the live time is not over yet.

The staff let them continue to interact with the audience.

Quan Xiyu fell in love with fans again, and they fought for more than ten minutes.

Then Si Xingjian talked about popular science about snakes, including the classification of snakes, what to do if you encounter a poisonous snake in the wild or even get bitten by a poisonous snake, and the problem of raising pet snakes.

"People often say that the ignorant are fearless. In fact, sometimes, people's fear may also be due to ignorance." Si Xingjian concluded, holding Zai Zai's small head with his index finger, "Snake Zai Zai is obviously so cute."

"I say this, not to encourage everyone to keep snakes, after all... other snakes may not be as cute as the one you see."

Netizens, especially climbers: I owe you so much, but I'm so jealous!

Today's live session is over, but the recording isn't over yet.

As usual, a few small games were set up before dinner——

The first one is to let a group of guests' cute pets pick up things in a relay, and the one with the shortest time wins.

Si Xingjian: How does this make his snake cubs play?Even if his cub can be entangled with his tail, he is reluctant to crawl over the ground.

The point is, it is impossible for his cub to crawl far away from him.

Seeing this, a guest sighed quietly: "I lost the game, but it seems to have won the whole world."

Which pet owner doesn't want to be the only pet?