Immortal Venerable Cubs Manual II [Quick Transmigration]

As soon as the staff announced the news, the barrage became lively, and even the live broadcast was stuck for a few frames.

When the staff emphasized that they were reading the comments on the previously released news, the audience quickly opened the small window to live broadcast, and went to the official news to like their curious comments.

Si Xingjian was cooperative with the work, after all, he was paid.When the staff was ready, he even straightened his sitting posture a bit.

The previous sitting posture cannot be said to be unsightly, but it is somewhat lazy.

[Hahaha suddenly behaved! ]

[Like a schoolboy. ]

[Is this the cuteness of contrast? ]

Si Xingjian never expected that the audience would associate him with the word "cute".

In his view, it was just a matter of etiquette.When talking formally with people, you should maintain the most basic courtesy.

When Si Xingjian heard the first question was "how to maintain hair so that it doesn't fall out", a bit of astonishment appeared in his eyes—are young people these days so realistic?

"I don't take much care of it, just wash and comb it every day." He hooked a strand of hair with his fingers, "The hair grows well, probably due to heredity and youth."

He was telling the truth, but it sounded like Versailles to others.

[Is there really no maintenance like essential oil hair mask? ]

[Help!I don't dare to wear my hair at all! ]

[Why don't you dare to wear it?Is it easier to lose hair if it is tied? ]

[The top of the head is a hair slit, while mine is a gully! ]

The young lady in charge of asking questions also felt that his answer was not satisfactory, and asked further: "Then do you have any experience in choosing shampoo? Or, what aspects are you mainly looking at?"

Because if you directly ask about the brand, it will inevitably be suspected of advertising, and the sponsor of the program does not have shampoo, so there is no need to place advertisements, so the young lady can only ask this.

[Ask my heart out! ]

Si Xingjian propped his chin, and replied: "When choosing a shampoo, you usually look at the ingredient list, and see which ones are on sale."

He paused, then added: "Oh, it also depends on the cost performance."

After all, what appears to be a discount is not necessarily a real discount.

He added this sentence again, which can be said to be very rigorous.

[Look at which brand is engaging in activities, it's too real! ]

[Hahaha is exactly the same as me, choose whichever is more cost-effective. ]

[No, you are different, you don't have such lush hair! ]

[I'm heartbroken! ]

[Answered but didn't seem to answer anything. ]

[So, how to choose? ]

The young lady who asked the question once again asked everyone's doubts.

Si Xingjian replied sternly as if answering some academic question: "Every ingredient has its corresponding function, just choose what you need."

He listed several and briefly explained them.

[What osmanthus what sodium? ]

[Understand only one "meth". ]

[Worship the science boss! ]

[It's me, a scumbag who doesn't deserve it anymore, I'll continue to lose my hair. ]

Some people were curious about what major Si Xingjian studied, and regretted not asking this question in the comment area.

How could he be able to grasp an unimportant sentence in an ancient Chinese medicine book, and talk eloquently about persimmons and shampoo?

To avoid reading reviews from turning into a shampoo seminar, the lady said, "One last question about hair care—do you use conditioner?"

Si Xingjian hesitated for a moment before saying, "Not often."

"why?"

[Yeah, why not? ]

[Isn't conditioner good for hair? ]

Si Xingjian: Will he admit that it's mainly because of laziness?

His hair is so long and so much, he has to wash it every day, and if he uses conditioner, he has to wash it twice more.If it weren't for this hair being a toy for Zai Zai, and he himself is used to long hair, he would have cut it long ago.

So Si Xingjian said solemnly: "This can save some water, and also reduce the pollution of the environment by the chemical reagents in the conditioner."

[In order to save water, I decided not to wash my hair today! ]

[Environmental protection, like it! ]

[If it's really environmentally friendly, don't have such long hair? ]

[Wouldn’t it be better for Heizi to leave directly?One's own diaphragm should also spoil the good mood of others. ]

[The one in front, it would be nice for you to keep a bald head!You still pay for watching the live broadcast! ]

[It's my freedom to grow long hair, so what's so ironic about doing small things to save and protect the environment in daily life? ]

Although the young lady interviewed said that this was the last question about hair care, she was really curious, so she asked again: "But, won't it hurt your hair if you don't use conditioner?"

Si Xingjian: "Occasionally use white vinegar instead of conditioner."

"vinegar?"

Si Xingjian raised his eyebrows slightly, "Isn't the principle of hair conditioner just an acid-base neutralization reaction?"

[What? ]

[Chemistry class starts! ]

"The cleansing ingredient in the shampoo is potassium hydroxide, and the hair prefers a neutral or slightly acidic environment."

[Really? ]

[Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you will not be afraid to travel all over the world! ]

[If this gets out, will the conditioner not be sold? ]

[I'm just curious, how did he know this knowledge? ]

[Never thought, why use conditioner. ]

The young lady who was paying attention to the barrage helped the audience ask this question.

Si Xingjian: "This is knowledge from junior high school chemistry textbooks."

[I'm sorry chemistry teacher! ]

Next, the young lady asked questions related to the show, such as: "Why did you come to this show?"

Si Xingjian: "Quan Xiyu invited me, just in time, so I came. And..."

He stretched out his hand and poked Xiao Zai Zai's body lightly, "It's rare to be able to leave an image of this snake cub."

[It looks very good rua! ]

[When will I have such a snake cub? ]

Next, Si Xingjian played with Zai Zai's soft body and answered questions slowly——

"It's the first time raising a snake."

"Why did you decide to raise snakes?" Si Xingjian chuckled, and said in a natural tone, "Of course it's because he's cute."

This is his cub.

Si Xingjian used "he", but in the ears of the audience, they would only think it was an animal "it".

"I only keep this one, I'm not interested in other snakes."

……

When Si Xingjian heard someone asking about Zai Zai's age and gender, and whether he was interested in having a blind date when he became an adult, his hands froze.

He doesn't want to have a brood of snake grandchildren!

He must let Zai Zai return to his body before the snake's body matures.

Because Si Xingjian is not a star, there was not much news about him on the Internet before, so the audience's comments were relatively peaceful, even boring, and there was nothing to dig at.So the comment question and answer is like chatting with friends, and occasionally it is like a teacher answering questions online, which makes many viewers cry "so it is" and "knowledge".

Even so, the number of people in the live broadcast room did not decrease significantly.

Such a quiet and peaceful atmosphere was quickly broken——

Quan Xiyu hugged Lan Lan, smelling like seafood, and hurried over, "Why are you sleeping? Wake up and make money!"

Zai Zai was awakened by this, and the tip of his tail trembled.

[I've never found Quan Xiyu so annoying! ]

[Scared us into snakes. ]

Si Xingjian comforted Zai Zai, looked at Quan Xiyu with displeasure, and wrinkled her nose in disgust.

Lan Lan did not abandon her master's guilty conscience of stealing food, she jumped out of Quan Xiyu's arms, walked slowly to Si Xingjian's side, and lay down.

"go by yourself."

Si Xingjian left a word for Quan Xiyu, then lifted Lan Lan's nape, intending to bathe Lan Lan, he didn't want Zai Zai to smell it.

[Just looking at the snake, I forgot about Lan Lan. ]

[What is this for? ]

After seeing him throw Lan Lan into the water, the audience realized that he was giving Lan Lan a bath.

but……

[Isn't this Xiaoyu's cat? ]

[Does he have any buff to make animals behave? ]

[Why is Lan Lan so obedient in the shower? ]

[Sexy anchor, online wet body (bushi)]

Zai Zai likes to play in the water very much. Seeing Lan Lan in the water, he wants to go down to play too.

Si Xingjian caught Zai Zai and said, "You can wash it at night." Then she put Zai Zai into a transparent box beside her.

[Want to see snakes playing with water! ]

[A snake should swim gracefully, right?want to see! ]

However, for Si Xingjian, this is his family's cub, even if it is a snake body, he is not interested in live broadcasting the scene of bathing the cub for the audience to watch.

It is very simple to bathe Lanlan. In fact, Lanlan has its own cleaning function. Even if it is not bathed, it will not be as messy as a wild cat.

But if that's the case, Si Xingjian himself will have a psychological feeling of being neglected - as long as he thinks that Lan Lan won't take a shower for a few days, he won't want Lan Lan to come to his side, let alone hug him.

So Si Xingjian would often scrub Lan Lan after bathing Zai Zai.

Now he was giving Lan Lan a bath, just for show. After rinsing Lan Lan in the water for a while, he became a clean and odorless cat again.

He wiped Lan Lan clean before going to release Zai Zai.

However, Zai Zai curled up in a ball and huddled in a corner, apparently sulking.

[The whole snake snake reads "Come and coax me"! ]

[Such a cute snake, how can you bear to lock it up? ]

Si Xingjian stretched out his hand to tease Zaizai, but Zaizai still ignored him.

"Then I'm leaving?" He pretended to leave, turned around and took half a step forward, when the heel stepped on the ground, Zai Zai jumped out and climbed up his arm.

[Is this a snake fishing? ]

[Where can I get such a deceitful snake? ]

On Si Xingjian's face, there was no pride in the success of the scheme, only the expected calm, and an imperceptible smile.

[Is this snake a sperm? ]

Taking advantage of this time, Quan Xiyu also went to change her clothes.

"I thought of a wonderful way to make money, which is to prepare a flute and let the snake dance to the music. How can kittens and dogs have snakes? We can definitely make money!"

After all, this show is a variety show of cute pets, and the guests can't abandon cute pets when doing activities.

But this is just a somewhat remote county, and there are no places like cat cafes and dog cafes for small animals to work. There are very limited ways for guests to bring animals to earn money.

However, for the show, the amount of money earned in the end is secondary. The key is to have a variety show effect, and it is enough to satisfy the audience.

Si Xingjian couldn't think of any place to take Zai Zai to work.

Climbing pet shop?Or the snake house at the zoo?

But Zai Zai is not a real snake, what if he is scared by other snakes?

As for Quan Xiyu's suggestion, it is even more unreliable.

"Snakes can't hear the sound of air conduction, and they can't dance to the music at all."

Quan Xiyu: "Then why do you often talk to snakes? Snakes can still respond?"

Si Xingjian: "Rely on the telepathy between father and son."

[Hahaha, is this raising the snake cub as a child? ]

Si Xingjian was telling the truth, but everyone thought he was joking.