[Net match] CV is a cat

"Really? What can I do? Tell me!" Tang An heard some clues, and then looked at Shen Tao's leisurely energy, and immediately became anxious, and jumped over to hang on Shen Tao like a sloth. , "I've been thinking about it here for a long time, but I can't think of anything."

Tang An said that Shen Tao was ashamed (crossed out) as smart, and found a solution so quickly.

Showing a smile of unknown meaning, Shen Tao glanced at the kitten hanging on his body and said: "The first way is to go and snatch that broken halberd from the battlefield, and get mad at Lishangmeng to death, and see how he can get upset. To know······"

"Stop, stop, stop!" Before Shen Tao could say anything, Tang An interrupted him furiously with a frown, and said with a look of disgust, "The first method is not to be indifferent. Shangmeng myself was disgusted to death first, I hate Xiaosan the most, besides, Lishangmeng satirizes innocent people on Weibo every day, and the halberd did nothing at all, I almost made friends with him. Go straight to the second kind!"

"The second kind~"

Tang An didn't know why, but when he heard Shen Tao say this, he felt that the tone of the other party was a little abnormal, and he felt chills all over his body, feeling guilty.

"That's even easier. How about finding a boyfriend or close male friend who is more handsome than a broken halberd on the battlefield, and you can also go to Weibo to show your affection and shut up that Li Shangmeng's mouth? Anyway, there will be a hazy moment later. Mosaic, others can't see anything." After saying this, Shen Tao turned to look at Tang An.

"This method..."

Tang An poked her chin with her finger, bit her lower lip and lowered her head to think, looking very embarrassed.

This method is good, from the side to imply that I have close male friends, and I don’t have any unreasonable thoughts about the broken halberd. Otherwise, if I only put up a single photo of myself, maybe people will say that I am comparing myself with Li Shangmeng. In fact, it is jealousy.But Su-

Looking for a blue pot friend?Where can I find it?This one PASS; handsome and close male friend, Zhong Yi?But heck, a few days ago Shen Tao and Zhong Yi told him after calling on the phone that although Zhong Yi's leg was broken last time was the most important thing, but the unlucky kid's face was also covered in scratches, it is said that now Nesting at home and not seeing anyone, she felt a little bit of the disheartened feeling of a big girl with a yellow flower after being raped, and she was only short of a three-foot white silk.

So why is it swollen?

Tang An looked at Shen Tao with resentful eyes, and said miserably: "This one doesn't work either. I don't have a handsome blue friend, and the only useful close male friend, Zhong Yi, is also useless, what's wrong? "

Emma, ​​think about my past 19 years, it’s just so bleak. I was still a little virgin until I died. I knew that I would have to have sex anyway. Papa, I’m sorry for you, big cucumber, and Papa has also dragged you down. Right-hand gentleman, let you get tired!Tears~

"A close male friend, the only one? Don't you count me as being hugged by you now? Or do you actually dislike me at all? Do you think I'm not handsome enough or do you have other dissatisfaction?"

Shen Tao threw Tang An away, sighed plaintively, and turned his head against the wall in a sad state: "Oh, so in your mind, I'm actually just a stranger, you really let me... "I thought that you and I already regarded each other as family members, but I didn't expect..."

Fuck, how much information is there?If Lao Zhi didn't misunderstand or pretend to be affectionate, Shen Tao is sending chrysanthemums from thousands of miles away, bah, the rhythm of being willing to help others?

Emma, ​​I'm so touched. I'm obviously not gay, but I can sacrifice to such a degree for someone I've only met for a long time. I actually broke his heart.The more Tang An thought about it, the more he felt that he was simply too inhuman. When someone wanted to help you and treat you as one of his own, he actually took the initiative to ignore him when he picked someone. It really is heinous! QQ

Tang An trotted and squatted across from Shen Tao, held his teary face and said, "Shen Tao, don't be sad, I didn't mean it, I just got used to it... and I don't want you to get involved too." And when it comes to this matter, I just don't want to cause you trouble, I..."

Looking at Shen Tao who was still immersed in grief and unable to extricate himself, Tang An was incoherent at the end.

Ma Ma, why is he still so sad, I feel so guilty~

Tang An finally made up his mind, straightened Shen Tao's head, his eyes were exactly the peach blossom eyes of the beautiful man in front of him, and then cried out with snot and tears: "Wrong bird in the nest, I will never forget the mud in the future. Yes, Ni, forgive Wo, look at Wo's sincere eyes! Well, can I ask you to help me? That's all, let's make a mosaic later."

"Yeah." Shen Tao's face was cold and inviolable, and he helped Tang An wipe away the tears, but finally softened, "Oh, I just hope you don't treat me as an outsider, I have no family for so many years, I I thought you would always be with me in the future, so I regarded you as my closest family member early on, so if there is any problem in the future, you should be the first to think of me, okay?"

"Yeah!" Tang An nodded with tears in his eyes, just like a puppy, dumbfounded, ready to cry, but he held back in the end.

Baba Mama, someone will ask for it again in the future, he is very gentle, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Shen Tao's expression was gentle, but there was an unfathomable smile in his eyes, he secretly made a V letter in his heart, for strategies or something, he just had to take his time, warm water boiled the frogs was the most suitable.

"Okay, I have to go to work after I get the documents, so hurry up and take pictures. Let's go out to have a good meal tonight, and I will treat you as a reward for successfully transforming!"

"Okay!" Upon hearing that there was something to eat, Tang An immediately regained his energy, jumped three feet high, took the phone and put his arms around Shen Tao's shoulders to start the selfie mode. The man next to him in the phone was sitting on the single sofa On the face, he showed the lofty demeanor of the elite. The silver-gray suit added a bit of elegance to him, not to mention the handsome face that surpassed the new heights of human beings. Tang An felt that he was a little stupid, but fortunately he had good self-control, and he still remembered that taking pictures was the real thing.

"Okay?" Shen Tao stood up, smoothed the folds of his clothes, pointed Tang An's forehead with his index finger, and said, "Wipe the drool from the corners of your mouth, it's so ugly."

"What? Drooling?"

no? !Could it be that I was dazzled by the beauty just now, and actually drooled like a pervert?He wiped his mouth hard, huh?do it!absolutely not!

Fuck!I've made a mistake, Shen Tao, you've always been a big villain!

"Shen Tao, you lied to me!!!!" Tang An wailed for a while, but at this moment Shen Tao had already left his room to get materials in his study.

Just when Shen Tao was about to go downstairs and leave, Tang An grabbed him: "How can I write your identity on the Internet? My childhood sweetheart, you are too old, and your father's appearance is too young. Brother?"

too old?

Shen Tao felt that it was great that he had not had a good talk about life with this kid, so he raised his eyebrows: "Whatever you say! Also, your dinner tonight is gone!"

After finishing speaking, he walked away without even giving Tang An time to react.

"Meow woo woo, what's the matter?" Tang An cried with his head in his arms. How did I provoke you?Man's heart, sea needle!

So, age is not just a taboo for women, sometimes the heart of an old man is smaller than the tip of a needle, shrugging.

After the mourning was over, Tang An mosaiced the photos that had just been uploaded to the computer with ruined pictures. Shen Tao's handsome face and his own little Shou's face immediately became unreal, and Tang An quickly uploaded it on Weibo. , the only thing that made him unhappy was that he was so weak next to Shen Tao.

Chang'an Lane:

Baa ha ha ha ha ha, Wu Yanzu is so weak, my neighbor's big brother is the real god!There are pictures and truth! PS: I secretly put this on the Internet, please do not @长安巷块大哥

Click the mouse, and a Weibo with pictures will go up.

Within 10 minutes, when Tang An checked Weibo again, there were already nearly a hundred comments on it.

Comment 1: It's a big hole, damn the screen is so dirty!Lick lick~ Wei Mao and the two of them obviously don't have any intimate actions, but my mother just feels that the room is full of pink bubbles, blinding her eyes!

Comment 2: MLGB, the face is obviously blurred, but Lao Zhi just feels that the handsome guy being hugged is cracking the sky. As for the little Shou Shou next to him, Emma, ​​he can’t stop drooling at all. That’s Mr. An, right? ? (The sense of CP is simply overwhelming, if you don’t believe me, let’s argue

Comment 3: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaible

Comment 4: Fuck me, I didn’t see your face, why do I just think Mr. An, your baby teeth are beautiful, and your temperament is so clear, I finally know why you don’t fall in love with soap flakes, This is simply to leave a way for me and other big guys who pick their feet to survive.As for the male god next to me, I don't know what to say anymore, the phone screen has been added too much, and it has been scrapped~

Comment 5: Am I the only one who noticed that armchair?I just saw it at IKEA yesterday, what do you think the price is? [Squint eyes]——CNM has a single sofa 9027, Nima Laozhi will remember this number until his death, do you dare to grab it!

Comment 6: You are not alone in front of me, my eyes never leave the carpet.I have seen this kind of carpet at my sister's house. It is only a small piece of 1.2 meters long and 7300 meters wide, and it costs [-].Mr. An is paved all over the floor, I don't want to say anything [bye]

Comment 7: Hehe, all rich and lustful people should sink into the lake in sacks. What is the point of us waiting for the people to live?An Goudan, fans turn black, no matter how cheap!

Comment 8: Fans turned black, no matter how cheap +1 (I really want to @萌萌巨少what to do? It’s so hot and high-profile, but a soap piece that didn’t say anything directly killed him in seconds. I really want to ask him if his face hurts.

Comment 9: Fans turn black, no matter how cheap +2 (We don’t want @神马, that kind of style can be seen by anyone with a discerning eye, don’t recruit black for our black, just treat it as the last share of giving him Gift

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CV Li Shangmeng: Hehe.

Comment 107: Mengmeng Juju, please let my dog ​​go, he is still a stupid idiot.

Comment 108: Please let go of An Goudan, he is too stupid and not worthy of your concern!

Tang An hugged the computer to read the comments, and when he saw the word "hehe" in Lishangmeng, he knew that the plan had worked. Shen Tao gave you 32 likes!If this was put into normal times, Li Shangmeng would definitely be a long section of cynicism.

That's right, with such a high-quality male banker by his side, how could he stalk your guy? It's not that he has no eyes. Fans say that he and Shen Tao are full of CP, and the room is full of pink bubbles. Master Zhe didn't compare anything with you, anyway, Tang An felt that he had heard a slap in the face.

Emma, ​​he didn't notice it at first, but looking at it now, the photo of him and Shen Tao looks a bit like that. Could this be the benefit of high resolution?

As for the prices of the furniture picked up by the fans, Tang An really wanted to put Shen Tao's sacks on him right now, and let him sink into the lake. It's so annoying to be rich and prostitute!He can even walk lightly now, and he is afraid that he will not be able to pay for the carpet being damaged if he steps on it~ As for the small single sofa, he is wondering how likely it is to tribute it.

Nima, Lao Zhi doesn't know how to put his hands and feet now, it feels like stepping on a pile of red Mao grandpas, it's too scary!

Shen Tao was sitting in the office, browsing Tang An's latest Weibo messages, showing a smile, he is in a good mood now, fans' eyes are still quite sharp, he also feels that he and Tang An are very suitable.As for Tang An, I didn't expect that the child really listened to his words. He was really innocent. In fact, his real purpose was just to show his affection in this way. If you want to slap your face, it's really not the best way.

Then he added Tang An's attention on Weibo with his own Weibo, and by the way, pushed all the dramas that Li Shangmeng participated in, implicitly hinting that he likes low-key people.Under his guidance, Aunt Hong over there has already begun to collect the best evidence of Lishangmeng. It is said that there is a lot of evidence. To hate to such an extent, it really is my own pet who is kind, and it took so long to fight back after being ridiculed.

But I still want to thank Li Shangmeng. He just wanted to see who was targeting Tang An, so he hacked into the other party's computer. He didn't expect it to be the son of his company manager, and the manager didn't know who it was. I don't know if it's better to call him shrewd or stupid, but he actually put the backup account of the misappropriation of company funds in the computer of his son who is still in college.

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