[Net match] CV is a cat

The number of fans on Tang An's Weibo is increasing every day, not to mention the number, which once made Zhong Yi, a buddy, jealous, and almost stabbed a friend twice for the number under the word "fan" on Weibo, so Tang An would never notice that someone followed him again, but he didn't know that his fans were sharp-eyed, so Tang An was about to close Weibo to find something to eat at home At that time, he accidentally clicked the wrong button and refreshed Weibo again, only to see fans sitting in rows on small stools under his latest Weibo to write a sentence:

Comment 1: Is the earth going to be destroyed?God Li Shang actually added An Goudan's attention! (who pinches me

Comment 2: Is the earth going to be destroyed?God Li Shang actually added An Goudan's attention! (I didn't wake up? rub your eyes

Comment 3: Is the earth going to be destroyed?God Li Shang actually added An Goudan's attention! (It must be the wrong way for me to open the computer

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Tang An touched his forehead, who is Li Shang?Wait, it won't be the Li Shang I thought of, right?

Clicking on the fans who followed, Tang An could almost see the name at a glance - Zuixiaolishang V.

At that moment, Tang An's excited muscles twitched, his face flushed and his endocrine disorder was disturbed (what the hell is this?), he released the mouse with shaking hands, stood up and began to run around the room doing stretching exercises.

Oh my god, Li Shang, my god, am I too lucky or unlucky?

When it comes to Zui Xiao Li Shang, people in the online distribution circle, whether it's Little Pink or the Great God, either get close to him when they hear his name, like a dog smelling meat and bones, or avoid three people like seeing a plague god. Ruler, but they will all get the same end - being ignored...

As far as Tang An knows, Zui Xiaoli Shang's status in the online distribution circle is no longer something that can be expressed by a great god. He is simply the biggest Buddha in the online distribution circle. All the gods and ghosts in the circle are right It is awe-inspiring.

God Li Shang belonged to the group of people who first entered the online distribution circle, and even the development of the online distribution circle was laid by them.Today, many of those super masters have entered the professional dubbing circle, and the rest of them have almost disappeared or retired from the dubbing circle. They are still in the dubbing circle and even every year there are still a few high-quality dubbing films that make people burst into tears. The God of Lishang, the radio drama that circulates every day for five days in 360 years, has become the goal of all CVs and the god in the hearts of fans.

According to people who have cooperated with the Great God, the Great God is arrogant and indifferent. Everyone is drunk and he is sober. He speaks in the best way with the fewest words, but you can't help but fall in love with his bastard. Many people guessed that in real life, the master is a super social elite like a domineering president, with an extraordinary family background or something.

To sum it up in one sentence: God Lishang is far away from the Jianghu, but his legends are everywhere in the Jianghu.

Before today, all the followers on Weibo of God Li Shang were those people who had ventured into the world with him in the past, and there was never any exception. All the stupid children thought that this was the bottom line of the God, and he recognized it. There are only those gay friends who have gone through the storm with him, but today—Nimma, this rule has been broken!

Of course, there is still a rule, that is, the Weibo of the Great God is blank...

Tang An was dancing anxiously in the room, what does this mean?Could it be that I drank too much alcohol, slipped my hand and made a mistake, I couldn’t have bumped into him in front of the computer XXOO in a daze, or that I offended his old man unintentionally, this is revenge rhythm? Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Rolling around on the bed with his head in his arms for several times, Tang An felt that he was about to pull out his hair, and he didn't even think about why. Lao Zhi had no intersection with this big Buddha at all!

Tang An belonged to the kind of guy who would take a long way when he heard Li Shang's name. For Tang An, who had always escaped, he was very afraid that if he approached him, he might poke the god in less than three sentences. Thunder point, and he doesn't like being smeared with ice scum at all.

God, earth, am I so lucky that I will offend the Great God even if I haven’t spoken to him?Who will save me!

Why don't you send a private message to the Great God to see if he can be rescued? QQ

In the end, Tang An still couldn't figure out a solution, and he was so hungry that he simply turned off the computer and went downstairs to the kitchen to see what was delicious.Walking in the empty room, Tang An could easily understand the reason why Shen Tao felt lonely, but he was alone in such a big house, every day when he came home, he was greeted by darkness and silence, even if he wanted to find someone to act As a companion, but when I think that that person will leave sooner or later, I will no longer be interested in it, it is really cruel.

In the past few years, when I returned to my small home, I felt empty and tried to minimize the time to go home, but I was just deceiving myself and others. What I didn't expect was that I really felt like home after living with Shen Tao for a while.

Damn it, how can Lao Zhi hurt the spring and the autumn?Tang An shook his head to drive away those messy negative thoughts.

Open the refrigerator door, not to mention, Shen Tao's family has a lot of ingredients, anyway, one person can't eat much, Tang An simply made himself a Yangzhou fried rice, delicious and only needs one bowl, no need to wash too much Bowls are a waste of detergent and water, and Laozhi is really a small example of saving money!Well, what the hell I won't say that I'm actually afraid of washing dishes, hum!

After the fried rice was finished, Tang An stood in the corner with the bowl and looked at the entire kitchen. It was worthy of Shen Tao's decoration style, simple and elegant, but too lacking in popularity. The cooking table with people's shadows or all kinds of bright knives gave Tang An a cold feeling. How long has it been since he touched the fire?However, he seemed to have never seen Shen Tao eating at home. In the past, he thought that maybe he hadn't seen it. Now, Nima, this is clearly the rhythm of going to restaurants every day, and money is not such a waste. of!

Thinking about money, Tang An couldn't help but think about his current living conditions - wearing Shen Tao's, eating in Shen Tao's, living in Shen Tao's, and the only car he went out for was Shen Tao's!What's the difference between that and being fostered? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Most importantly, he himself is really penniless now.Zhong Yi's family bought a cemetery for his human body and the neighbor's grandmother donated it to the orphanage. Zhong Yi's family had already spent all the money.

What should I do?

As a man, Tang An would never allow himself to live a life of being dependent on others, which is simply the greatest insult to a man's dignity, but if he wants to get rid of this kind of life, he must first have money, even if he is looking for a job to make money. I also need to have a certificate or something, but he is a meow, so it would be strange to have an identity certificate, which means that all the doors are blocked now~

Alas, Tang An sighed heavily. He had clearly realized his wish to become a human being, but instead, he didn't know how to deal with himself even more. He couldn't be more frustrated.

After thinking about it to the end, Tang An decided to have a good chat with Shen Tao tonight, which was related to other people's plans.

Because it was too boring, Tang An returned to his room after dinner and started to communicate closely with his little hand.

Just opened QQ and saw the little penguin jumping happily. Tang An was a little thankful that he was smart, so he turned off the volume of the computer this time. Alas, if he was born a few years earlier, someone might use him as the prototype to directly create a " As for "Smart An'an", I will become famous internationally by then, but unfortunately, I was born at the wrong time and place!Sure enough, the sky is jealous of the beauty, bah, the sky is jealous of the blue face!

Clicking on his aunt Hong's message, Tang An was almost terrified by the whole page of exclamation marks that swiped her screen.

Pull directly to the bottom, and you will see a bloody sentence: An Goudan, please answer quickly, or the old lady will turn into a ghost and look for you!

Tang An shivered, and subconsciously typed "What's the matter, Her Majesty Queen?" into "Did you take the medicine for female snake spirit disease?", and unfortunately, Tang An sent this sentence.

Ma Dan, should I make a will again?Tang An was so frightened that his face paled and he murmured. The consequences of offending this witch would be unimaginable. Tang An tried his best to remedy it, and then he really thought of a way for him.

"My lord, I'm sorry, the message just now was sent to someone else, and I accidentally sent it by mistake, please forgive me, I will treat you like a horse!"

Since it was posted by mistake, I shouldn’t be mad anymore... probably...

"Didi Didi!" Soon the news from over there came.

Aunt Hong:

MLGB, Angoudaner, where did you die recently?Do you know how hard it is for my old lady to find you?wrong?The first time Nima went online, she ignored her old lady and went to hook up with others. It really is a waste!

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Say, when did you and God Li Shang commit adultery?explain!Otherwise, my old lady will serve you with ten tortures in Qing Dynasty! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Seeing Aunt Hong's reply, Tang An was so startled that he almost fell headlong on the keyboard. What does it mean to "attack and suffer as adultery"?Looking at the exclamation mark again, Tang An was sure that Aunt Hong was completely insane and there was no cure!Speaking of which, Lao Zhi also really wants to know where he is so valuable and eye-catching so that the gods will miss it~

Chang'an Lane:

I am wronged, the Lun family is even more wronged than Dou E, I don't know where the master is convulsed, we have no intersection at all!Thinking about such an eye-catching thing, it is impossible for me to do it, my lord, do you think it is possible that the master slipped his hands and I don't even know it?

Aunt Hong:

Slip peat (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Did you know that just now the Great God recommended you to try the main protagonist of the five-year commemorative drama "Soul of Sword" launched by Qianse this time, the Great God is the main protagonist this time!You also told me that you have no legs, you think I am still at the age of playing with urine and mud.Quick, be lenient when confessing, and be strict when resisting!

ah?Tang An was really shocked this time, what kind of magic medicine did God take to get such convulsions?Could it be that Lao Tzu's dubbing skills are so good that he really caught the eye of a great god?No, no, Tang An immediately shook his head like a rattle drum. He thought the dubbing was not bad, but it was really far from the kind of person who has become a god. There is no reason for the god to look at him.

Chang'an Lane:

I really don't know, you know, I was almost frightened into urinary incontinence.Speaking of "Soul of the Sword", I won't record it. Now there are really no conditions for recording, so it won't delay your progress. Find someone else to try.

The script of "Soul of the Sword" is the pinnacle work of a well-known danmei master. Back then, Tang An, a time-disciplined party, stayed up all night to finish reading the novel. He was so tortured to death, but what the hell? It's so cheap to want to watch it.Tang An likes the shou named Chu Qi very much. He is the sword soul who attacks Duan Zifei.

If possible, he would also like to play this role, and even the god-level crew of Qianse is very attractive to him, but now he doesn't even have a set of simple recording equipment, how can he record?He didn't want to spend Shen Tao's extra money, and it was even more impossible to ask Zhong Yi for help to buy something, since Zhong Yi didn't even have enough pocket money.

Thinking of this, Tang An felt sore and sad, and even lost the desire to continue talking with Aunt Hong.

Chang'an Lane:

I have something to go down first, let's talk later~ waving

After turning off the computer and plunging headlong into the bed, Tang An closed his eyes in a daze, and slowly fell asleep in a daze.

The author has something to say: Thank you Ling Ze for your landmines, okay~