[Net match] CV is a cat

Ever since he learned that Shen Tao was going to come back from the office, Tang An was so anxious that he could not rest for a moment. He kept jumping up and down in the room, almost rolling over everything from the sofa to the carpet in the living room.

Oh my god, why is Lao Zhi's little heart beating so fast? Is this the rhythm of a heart attack?Right now Tang An was covering his heart with one hand and using a cold towel with the other to cool down his face that was so red that it was about to smoke.

Emma, ​​what should I do? Is it really necessary to wait here for Shen Tao to come back and confess his love? The moonlight is really flustered. Will Lao Zhi accept it or not?If he accepts it, what if he cheats in the future?It's so troublesome for Lao Zhi to take someone to catch the rape and eunuch him; if he refuses, what should I do if that smiling tiger goes berserk and does it on the spot?

The more Tang An thought about it, the more frightened he became, and the cold sweat broke out on his head. In the end, he made a huge decision - Lao Zhi should go to Zhong Yi's house to hide first!A man can bend and stretch! ＞﹏＜

Action is worse than heartbeat, Tang An immediately went upstairs to get dressed, and rushed to the door with the posture of a flying man!

Open the door—ready to leave—stop stiffly—raise head mechanically—speak dryly.

"Hehe, why did you come back so soon? It's so fast, huh? I just came to open the door for you."

Five minutes later, Tang An sat bitterly in the corner of the sofa in the living room on the first floor, trying his best to weaken the sense of existence, but the two hot eyes on the opposite side, who were about to compete with the microwave oven for work, clearly told him the reality—— -He failed.

"Want to run?" This tone is so charming and gentle that most people can't hold it.

Shen Tao sat across from Tang An in a leisurely but unreasonable posture, his facial expression was so soft that it had a soft light and BGM effect, but in Tang An's eyes, it was no different from a tiger grinding its teeth, which made him tremble with fear.

Tang An's current attitude is that he will be beaten to death and refuse to admit it. Dead Meow is not afraid of boiling water, swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Tang An said in a low voice: "Well, I really just want to open the door for you, really, you have to believe Me!" While talking, she moved to the corner of the sofa, Mama, who will save me?

"Oh, I don't know when my family cared so much about me. It seems that my confession just now was very successful. Very good, we will be a couple from now on."

Shen Tao leaned forward and looked at Tang An with a smile on the corner of his mouth. He looked like a big tiger staring at a white chicken.

Bridge bean sack, what is the development of Mishen?When did Watson promise you a confession?Don't make up your own mind like this, now is a legal and democratic society, don't talk about yourself like this.

"Shen Tao, don't think that you are handsome and rich. Now is a society ruled by law. It is simply unreasonable for you to act so arbitrary and arrogant!" Zhang handsome face, a look of calm sacrifice.

Beep - the above is Tang An's brain supplement!Ma Ma woo mi, why is Lao Zhi so special that he dares to think but dare not say it?

Tang An shook his head, and quickly got rid of the discordant scene in his mind. When he came back to his senses and prepared to play a delaying tactic or a roundabout tactic with Shen Tao weakly, he found that it was already too late——Shen Tao had already sat down. To his side!

When the hell did this happen?Are you a land lord, not A Piao? Hey, can you give me some voice, dear?If things go on like this, I will be under the same roof as you every day under the pressure... It's a pity that this time, before Tang An could finish complaining, an earthquake no less than a magnitude [-] earthquake happened. It's still a single-core CPU brain that can't work at all.

"Hmm~" Tang An's eyes widened as he looked at the handsome face who couldn't be closer to him, his heart beat like a drum, and he was at a loss.

"Stupid, close your eyes." A sentence was vague between the two's slightly intersecting lips, and then Shen Tao kissed hard again. As for Tang Tongxie, whose brain was already dead, he was now in a state of ordering and moving. , Close your eyes obediently.

Beep - after the time:

Tang An lay limp in Shen Tao's arms, his hands and feet were so soft that he couldn't lift his strength, he buried his entire face in Shen Tao's chest——Emma, ​​it's so embarrassing, I almost lost oxygen!It was okay to pretend to be asleep last time, Nima's fully awake state is really embarrassing, and why does Mao Laozhi feel very good?

Shen Tao hugged Tang An and slowly stroked his back, just like stroking a cat, with a doting smile in his eyes: "Now we have established a solid relationship as a couple, of course, if you run away again , I don't mind having a firm relationship with you today."

Tang An panted lightly, hearing Shen Tao's threatening hair all over his body exploded, damn it, because Mao has no right to speak from the beginning to the end, and he was taken advantage of by others, since the relationship has been established, there is no way to change it Yes, then Lao Zhi will take advantage of it!

Thinking about it this way, Tang An, who has always been a cat, immediately became more courageous, moved his head away from Tang An's chest, pulled Shen Tao's collar, and kissed him!

Isn't it just kissing, isn't it just taking advantage of tofu, do you think you are the only one who knows?Lao Zhi is also ruthless!

The result was that Tang An, who had never kissed anyone before, bit Shen Tao's mouth in the end. However, the father-in-law was so happy, and his heart blossomed ~ Of course, the consequence of kissing too much is that he almost missed the gun, some poor guy I took a cold shower again, because my little shou refused to obey the relationship between my husband and wife.

Tang An, who had just finished taking a shower, was lying sprawled on Shen Tao's big bed, holding Shen Tao's fruit brand mobile phone to scan Weibo, and he clicked on the Weibo that Shen Tao just posted. He was not surprised. Seeing that the comments have already exceeded five figures, look at the comments of those fans, Emma, ​​so shy, covering her face.

Thinking about how he surrendered just now because of a kiss from Shen Tao, Tang Ansen despised his fragile heart, and after thinking about it, he felt that he was too compliant with that old Shen Tao, so he felt sad. Tang An, who was upset, started to post on Weibo.

Chang'an Lane:

A certain old man, you deceived me so badly that you thought I loved you so hard, you are still in the probationary period, you are still in the probationary period!Lao Zhi, I am youthful and invincible, so I don’t want to hang on your old tree, I don’t want to, hum╭(╯^╰)╮

It's only been five or six minutes since Weibo was posted, and the comments below are growing at the speed of light, and the fans are making noise like they're in a vegetable market!

Comment 1: Oh my god, what a tsundere little Shou Shou, I must have been bullied by God Li Shang just now, now I come to Weibo to find my confidence.

Comment 2: Hahahaha, An Goudan must be lying on the bed of Li Shang with a flushed face and a shy face right now, Emma accidentally made up a [-]-word meat essay.

Comment 3: Downstairs, you wrote those [-] characters for Aijia! PS: This combination of black-bellied pampering and tsundere sunshine is so sweet, I will go down and run a few laps first (although I have already run a lot of laps just now...

Comment 4: Downstairs, my behavior of running against the wind in the garden in winter has been considered crazy by the elderly in the community, but I feel that if I continue to be loved like this, I will not be far from crazy. I will go Take medicine, bye~

Comment 5: Hehe, do you think I can't see this special skill of showing affection?Nima's old lady is almost blinded by the flash, okay?I decided to go out and buy a pair of high-quality sunglasses. Anyone who wants them should raise their hands. I'll go wholesale. Maybe the price will be cheaper.

Comment 6: I want one downstairs. Lao Zhi can no longer see things with his eyes, and he can’t taste the sweetness in his mouth. He is so sweet that he is sprinkled with sugar.

Comment 7: Add me, I will private message your address.Emma, ​​I really want to hold the torch high, burn it, burn these loving people to death!

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Tang An was shocked to see those comments that were getting more and more bottomless. He just wanted to vent his anger. Why can this turn into a show of affection?The thinking of girls seems to be not on the same path as him!Ahem, it seems that not many people have been on the same path as him since he was a child. This is really a sad story.

After clicking on QQ, it was full of wedding congratulatory messages from all the gay friends. The coquettish Tang An wanted to kill them immediately through the screen, and Auntie was the first to bear the brunt.Of course, Aunt Hong still has a serious business, that is, the script of "Sword Soul" last time, their crew tried several CVs, but they failed. Half of them were passed by the crew, and the other half were killed by the author himself. When the author Omufan accidentally knew that Tang An was the first choice of the crew, he went to listen to Tang An's drama, and was shocked, thinking that the only subject was Tang An, and that's why Aunt Hong's madness Roar version invites to leave a message.

Tang An originally refused because he didn't have recording equipment, but now that he lives under the same roof with Shen Tao who is the real God of Lishang, he felt that he should be able to use the best recording equipment of the God.

So he jumped out of bed and went out, and on the second floor, he yelled at Shen Tao who was still in the kitchen: "Shen Tao, do you have any recording equipment? I want to pick up a drama, and I heard it's the "Soul Sword" you picked up. ", but I'm as poor as I am, and I don't have recording equipment!"

"It's in the cabinet in my study room. I'll find it for you later." Shen Tao came out of the kitchen wearing an apron, and looked at Tang An, who was in pajamas lying on the railing on the second floor, and smiled. .

He doesn't know how long he hasn't cooked. He lives alone in a big house with a floor area of ​​[-] square meters. It's cold. Who has the heart to cook, but now there are more guys he likes living in it. , he really thinks that cooking for the people he likes is a very interesting thing.

As for Tang An on the other side, he quickly replied to Aunt Hong, saying that he can go to YY to audition at night, and if he can pass, he will take over the show. Of course, if his dubbing is rejected, he can only have cold salad up.

Shen Tao and Tang An finished their dinner in a crooked manner, and the husband and wife went to the study. When Shen Tao was looking for recording equipment, Tang An took Shen Tao's QQ account and went to the crew group to spy on the video.

Director——Ju Hua Huang: Oh my god, my god, my god, I saw the great master, I saw the great master, my heart was surging, I couldn't control myself!Don't stop me, I want to lick the screen, I want to lick the screen.

Planner——Aunt Hong: Can you give Qianse some face upstairs? It’s too embarrassing. When I see the master, I kneel and lick it (Great master, the screen is so dirty, so dirty, lick it)

Later stage——Cucumber Green: Oh my god, I can't bear to look directly at the two lunatics upstairs, you guys will abandon our crew sooner or later, god, what's up~o(*////▽////*) q hurry up Embrace the Great God on Mai!

Author—Omelet Rice: Didn’t it mean that Chang’an Xiaoshou was coming to audition, why Chang’an didn’t come, but the master came, but I also heard a little bit about the things on Weibo.

Artworker—Kidney Deficiency No Blue: Damn, my old lady was sprinkled with sugar today, and she still has a toothache. My God, you are actually a couple with An Goudan, so sweet that I have no friends!God, remember to treat my son of a bitch, he hurts so much.

Tang An saw that there were no morals and no lower limit in the group and decided to ignore it. Now he has cultivated very calmly.Although he has not worked with the complete Qianse crew, he has dealt with almost every one of them. This kind of molestation has long been used to nature, so he logged on to his QQ and applied for it. He was pulled into the group.

Planning——Aunt Hong: Oh, Aijia’s little shoushou is here, Kuaiai is here to give Aijia a treat~

Screenwriter——Gay Zi: Upstairs, you are going to be killed by the god on this cliff, really, it's easy to leave!Emma Ann, Goudan, Zajia's darling, come to Zajia's bowl quickly, no, come to Zajia's arms quickly!

Chang'an Lane: (╯｀ ′)╯(┴—┴You guys have had enough pillows, go to YY to audition, if you don't get overworked, you will leave the group in minutes, a bunch of scary weird aunts!

Director—Ju Hua Huang: Ouch, Xiao Shou Shou has been bullied by the Great God to the point of exhaustion, Ai Jia understands.Hong Hong, you gave An Goudan the script early in the morning, right?Now that Xiaoshou has spoken, Xiao Zizi and Xiao Honghong help Ai's family to YY.

Screenwriter——Gay Zi: Crap, Queen Mother Lafayette!

Shen Tao's mic was ready, and everyone happened to go to YY together.

As soon as I came up, I heard Aunt Hong's ear-piercing magic voice: "Where is the little shou shou? Why didn't you show up? Even the great god obediently took the mic. How about you?"

Since Shen Tao only had one wheat in his house, Tang An could only share one with Shen Tao. He had already foreseen the tragic situation in the future, and those rotten girls would definitely go crazy.

"Ahem, I'm on the mic, shut up!" Tang An felt that he must have lacked confidence when he said this, "Let's start the audition."

It's a pity that he wanted to change his goal. How could the hot-blooded girl in Qianse crew let him pass the test easily. For a while, ghosts were crying and howling in YY, and half an hour had passed by the time the sound audition really started.During the period, Tang An kicked Shen Tao who was next to him hard, and it was all your fault!

The author has something to say: Stupid and cute An Goudan, Mama, I finally sold you, ahem, no, I finally found you a tall and powerful Mr. Ruyi Wolf!