[Net match] CV is a cat

In short, the novel "Sword Soul" is about the love and hatred between a sword fairy and his sword soul - the sword fairy Liusu has a fairy sword, and thousands of years have passed, and a fairy sword named Called Chu Qi's sword spirit, and he also fell in love with his master.It's a pity that his master didn't care about him at all because he was cold-hearted and cold-blooded, and later fell in love with a scholar in the mortal world.Immortals are different, this kind of love is bound to be wild, and once discovered by the fairy court, then Liu Su's end will only be lost on Zhuxiantai.

Aside from Chu Qi's liking for Liu Su, aside from the fact that he is Liu Su's sword soul, so naturally everything should be for his own good, so he kept persuading Liu Su to change his mind, presenting the facts and being reasonable, but his master not only refused to listen but also Severing ties with him, and then falling in love with the white lotus scholar who was loved by his master, he indirectly put him in a position. Not to mention he was seriously injured and beaten to death by Liu Suu. Not only did he not mention this matter, but he also helped many parties to conceal it.

But the paper can't cover the fire, and this matter was discovered by Shenting. After the heavenly soldiers and generals captured Liusu, Chu Qi used himself to switch Liusu when he visited Liusu in Tian prison, and finally went to Zhuxiantai.At the moment when the soul was gone, everyone realized that something was wrong, but it was too late. When Liu Su, who learned the truth, came to see Chu Qi for the last time, he realized that he had fallen in love with this childish sword soul a long time ago, and regretted it too late.

Fortunately, Chu Qi's friend begged for a soul-nourishing bottle from Daozu, and after a hundred years of maintenance, Chu Qi's remnant soul was thrown into the mortal world to replenish the soul.Going down to the mortal world to look for the reincarnation of Chu Qi, hoping to continue the relationship with him, but when he finds him, Chu Qi, who is full of soul, already has a strong attack who loves him to the bone, and loses the fight to others, Yu Su Liu Su could only leave sadly with his tail between his legs.

In fact, the plot of the story is just that, nothing new, but you can't stand the author's writing skills of omelet rice, dog blood can write flowers for people, especially when Chu Qi saw Liu Su before his soul was blown away on Zhuxiantai Those words said, at that time, Tang An, a big man, cried like a dog, cursing Liu Zuo slag Gong for not being human, shit, shit, shit, shit ten thousand times!After Tang An finished crying with sore eyes, he realized that his own pillow was already wet all over.

The part of Tang An's sound audition is some clips before Chu Qi's death, all kinds of heart and body abuse to vomiting blood. When Tang An read the script at that time, he knew the ending or something, but he still dropped two places here. Cat urine, there is no way, it’s so pitiful~ If this matter is put on Tang An himself, Nima Laozhi will report you two unruly dogs and men to the immediate superior without guilt and meritorious service, let me show you Generation, dream!Fortunately, Scum Gong did not embrace the beauty in the end, otherwise it would be hard to get rid of the hatred in his heart.

Glancing at Shen Tao next to him, Tang An gritted his teeth at this certain guy who was going to play the role of scumbag, if you dare to be like this scumbag, Lao Zhi will cripple your little JJ, eh!

Open the TXT format of the script, find that part of the content, brew a good relationship, clear your throat, and start reading!

"Sword Immortals flow back, unintentional and cold-blooded, Ah Qi overestimated his strength, and moved him with emotion. Now, I will replace him with my own body. If the Lord is safe in Chang'an, it is also my luck to receive the supreme punishment of the Immortals."

"Master, don't cry. I was born because of you, and I died because of you. I don't regret dying. I only wish for the next life, ah, when I go to Zhuxiantai, the three souls and seven souls will disappear forever. I was too worried about the next life." .”

"Ah Qi has never been aware of infatuation and wrong payment, the law of heaven recurs, and the cause and effect are determined early. Even if it happens again, the result will not be different. Master has never looked at me so carefully before. If I knew this, would Ah Qi It's time to get to Zhuxian Terrace early, if so, we wouldn't have waited so long."

Tang An read it to the end, and connected it with other plots in the book, oh my god, it's so cruel, it hurts my liver.Turning around and hugging Shen Tao, the attack in the book was too scumbag, so he quickly found his own high-quality attack and sprinkled candy.Shen Tao hugged him up and sat on his lap, hugging him into his arms and slowly touching his back, he never thought that his stupidity had such a sentimental side.

There was also silence in YY at the moment, and then the omelet fan, who was still crying a bit, screamed first: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I love you ten thousand times! Nima, the matching is so good, Lao Zhi is obviously the stepmother of this book, you are so moved by you! You deserve that scumbag, you deserved not to get Xiaoshou later."

"Fuck it, damn, is this a tailor-made rhythm? An Goudan'er was so beautiful that he didn't have any friends just now with his crying voice. If anyone can't tell the truth about this damn, my mother will be the first to blow him up. Chrysanthemum." Aunt Hong's voice is quite normal, probably because Qian Fan has become as calm as an old man after reading it all, and ordinary bitter scenes are like drinking white water to her, but this excitement can also be seen that Tang An's voice acting just now is indeed true. Cattle fork.

Chrysanthemum Huang had already yelled before Aunt Hong's speech was over, and Tang An had the urge to turn off the microphone: "I'm sorry, I'm crying, the dry voice just now can be used as a preview. , I don’t even need to fix it in the later stage, Cucumber, this saves you a lot of work!”

"Bengong said that it has been recorded, and this part is directly included in the trailer. My god, I am full of wolf blood now. I really want to get the trailer out early. Zizi and I are going to work first. Anyway, we are leaving Lord Shang’s announcement of the dry sound has been completed, and I will try to get the announcement out within a week! Bye~” Cucumber Green felt as if she had been beaten to death after listening to a test sound, and dragged gay Zi Zi to rush to work, I have to say , a good CV also has a special function of stimulation.

Shen Tao looked at the time at the side, it was past nine o'clock, and Tang An's usual bed time was around 10:30 in the evening, so he simply rubbed Tang An's face and said to Mai: "Okay, I tried Yin too, It's almost time for my wife to go to bed, shouldn't you return the person to me?"

Tang An was irritated by the word "Madam" when he heard this at first, but after thinking about it, it seems that there is some connotation in it. Fuck it, thinking about it carefully, what are "sleep" and "return to him", stepping on the horse Why did Lao Zhi smell a JQ smell from it? Is it because I am too impure or is this old boy playing hooligans?Don't say anything, just get started, screw you to death!

"Don't move, be good!" Shen Tao took Tang An's hand, wrapped him in his arms, pinched his nose, and said with a teasing smile, "If you pinch your husband right now , who will give you lifelong sex blessings in the future?"

"I'll fuck you, old man, you're old, you..." Tang An hadn't finished speaking when he heard a snake-like scream coming from YY, who was still calm just now. The sound, I am afraid that if the decibel goes up a little bit, it can directly become an ultrasonic wave.

"Does life have to be so hard? Huh? Can the two of you give my mother a way to survive? Nosebleeds are like coming to my aunt. Didn't I see my mother coming to my aunt every day for lack of blood? You are trying to harm money The rhythm of life!"

"Pinch? Angoudaner, where did you pinch? It can't be... Oh my God, it's so beautiful, this sweet and dreamy blue world, God, my ears are already pregnant , multiple births to dystocia, it's terrible. How can this make heterosexuals swollen?"

"Hehe, the high-cold god is disillusioned, Xiuenai'an Goudan's fan has turned black, no matter how cheap, let me go to the rooftop to have a quiet time alone. Those who are going to go later, please line up, thank you."

Tang An heard these shameless guys talk more and more without a bottom line, so he turned off YY in a rage, hum, I don't listen to your crazy words!Damn, which psychiatric hospital's dean is so weak that he was knocked down by so many patients all at once?

Of course, tonight An Goudan was completely slept in the arms of Shen Tao, the smiling tiger.

On the bed, Tang An stepped on Shen Tao's shoulder and asked:

"Didn't you say that if you sleep with me, you will lose 50 years of your life if you suppress your desires? Then why are you forcing me to come here now?"

Shen Tao's smile continued, he turned over and threw the person down, groping his whole body to eat tender tofu: "But if I don't hug you to sleep, I will lose 500 years of life. Don't struggle stupidly, it's useless."

In the struggle between the tiger and the cat, who wins and who loses, it can't be better to guess.

In the next few days, Tang An added a few words of the trailer, and the entire production team produced a super-excellent blockbuster trailer within a week as if they had taken a full pill. Tang An listened to it. Interesting, I sighed in my heart, it is worthy of the Qianse crew, the level of a master, the speed and quality are really inferior to others.

As for the comments, although there are still some people who are picky and even picky, the overall praise is one-sided. Of course, there are some bitter people who say that Tang An was able to get into this drama because of the great master. Tang An turned into shit.As a result, hehe, there are many computer experts among Angoudaner's fans, and they directly picked up the IP addresses of these people. They are all Lishangmeng fans, fans and passers-by. "Hehe" expresses his complex and ironic inner activities.

When Shen Tao returned home that day, he handed Tang An a kraft paper bag. When he opened it, Tang An was so shocked that he almost vomited old blood in his throat.

He widened his eyes and asked Shen Tao, "Where did you get this set of documents? Is it really okay to have these fake experiences? Could it be that even those government officials who have money can listen to your nonsense?"

Shen Tao sat on the sofa and hugged his baby, with a proud expression on his face: "Don't worry, I made this set of documents myself, it's definitely more real than the real ones! This is how I got my previous sets of documents, and I haven't issued any of them for decades. Wrong, although it consumes a certain amount of mana, it's worth the money."

"Don't you want to make money to support me? What can you do without a document? But I wrote on it that you are 17 years old. Unfortunately, you will be in a third year of high school next year. I even found a school for you."

Tang An: Hehe, it turned out to be a false witness.Damn, let me go to another year of high school, you must be kidding me, huh?The revenge of killing your father is nothing more than that, isn't it?I strangle you!

Tang An's face turned from white to red, and finally from blue to black, a counterattack directly overwhelmed Shen Tao, and began to □□!

The days had entered December, and Christmas decorations could be seen everywhere on the street. Tang An was sitting in the dessert shop with a cup of hot cocoa in his arms, looking out at the busy street through the glass window.

To be honest, Tang An likes traditional Chinese festivals more than Christmas, such as Mid-Autumn Festival and Dragon Boat Festival. If you ask why, the answer is self-evident. Christmas is not a statutory holiday, but Mid-Autumn Festival and Dragon Boat Festival can Sleeping in on vacation.

"My God, that boy is so beautiful and cute, he can't hold it back at all."

"I've secretly taken more than N photos, but unfortunately I can't take enough photos. When God created him, he must have gone out without glasses. Does he look so perfect? ​​Compared with those blue boys in the entertainment circle, he is simply The dregs of the dregs."

In the beginning, Tang An blushed a little when he complimented these girls with pink faces, but now his face is paralyzed, because once he blushes or something, there will be more heated discussions...

By the way, there is still a business card given by the scout in Lao Zhi's pocket, alas, this is indeed a world of faces.

Really bored, Tang An took out his mobile phone and opened QQ, clicked on Aunt Hong's profile picture and saw her usual roaring message at a glance.

Aunt Hong:

Damn it, An Goudan, are you fucking dead?Is it because the master has tormented you so much that you can't get out of bed and can't open QQ?Where did everyone go?Nima, seeing that Christmas Eve is coming, will you come to the party or not?Can you give me a good time?Hurry up and stand up for me, I will definitely not beat you to death all at once! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The author has something to say: I am really embarrassed today, because I have something to update, I knelt down and begged for mercy:

"Soul of the Sword" was made up by me, and the words of the script are the same, please ignore it, Emma, ​​I wrote it with old blood, this Mary Sue~

Thanks to Kiro for the big grenade, thank you, the knee is no longer there;

Thanks to Suchen Qianmeng for the big landmine, okay~