Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit

Jian You wanted to go to the kitchen to wash his hands, but when he saw Lu Shinian coming out, he immediately stopped and turned back to his room.

Standing in front of the closet and wanting to change clothes, seeing Lu Shinian coming in to help him find, he immediately dodged over and slammed the door, shutting him out mercilessly.

Sitting on the sofa watching TV and wanting to change the channel, he was about to get the remote control when he saw Lu Shinian bent over to get it, but immediately gave up, nestled back on the sofa and started playing with his phone.

I swipe my fingertips on the desktop, but I can't find what to do, and I feel even more upset.

Lu Shinian tossed the remote control in his hand, and looked at the rabbit who was about to turn into a twister with great interest.

He didn't expect to light up such a hidden attribute unintentionally.

Rare.

Jian You noticed him from the corner of his eye, he froze and froze, endured and endured, and finally broke out, exasperated: "Look at that, idiot, don't f*cking stare at me like a stalker."

Lu Shinian: "Hey, why is Brother Jian so overbearing that he won't even allow anyone to look at him?"

Jian You: "Why should I show you?"

Lu Shinian was quiet for two seconds, then smiled with the corners of his eyes bent: "Are you shy?"

His words were like pouring another layer of oil on the burning flames, Jian You: "You are the one who is shy, your whole family is shy!"

"I don't have red ears, and my whole family doesn't have red ears either."

Lu Shinian pointed at him lightly: "But you're popular."

Hey hey!Hey your mother ah hey.

Jian You bit her back molars and quickly covered her ears.

After covering it, I realized that I did this action, isn't it equal to acquiescing?

But if he wants to let it go, he still has to be stared at by this guy. Where is he going to put his face?

But if he doesn't let go, it seems that he is guilty...

Jian You's brain circuits are changing rapidly within seconds, and the more he thinks about it, the more irritable he becomes, but some people continue to add fuel to the fire.

"It's not good to be too thin-skinned."

Lu Shinian had a good time: "Isn't it just when you're in your twenties and you have nightmares, you're scared to drill into your roommate's chest, and you won't let him go all night? It's not a big problem, it's normal, and I won't tell others, don't be shy. gone."

Jian You: "..."

He picked up the pillow at hand and threw it at it: "Why don't you compile a dictionary if you are so good at talking? Shut up your pig's mouth for me."

Lu Shinian took advantage of the situation and flashed to the door: "Okay, then I'll go downstairs and throw out the trash, and you can calm down at home."

Jian You raised his middle finger: "Your father is very calm now."

Lu Shinian smiled and said "OK" to him.

Picking up the trash and opening the door, before leaving, he remembered something, turned back to Jianyou and shook his phone: "I resent you a friend application, remember to pass it~"

Jian You waited for Shi Nian to leave when he landed, rubbed his ears hard a few times, and then picked up his phone to take a photo.

Fuck, why is it so red?

I got up and went to the kitchen to wet my hands with cold water and cover them for a while until the tip of my ears cooled down.

Go back to the sofa and sit down, turn on the phone, stare at the person in the friend application who uses the half of his face under the shadow as his avatar, and curse in a low voice. It took a long time before he reluctantly passed the application.

asdfghjkl: [I passed your friend verification request, now we can start chatting. 】

Ten years: 【Your little rabbit suddenly appeared jpg.】

Ten Years: 【Little Rabbit Eating Carrot jpg.】

Ten Years: 【Rabbit Ears Shake Yeah Shake jpg.】

Jian You: "..."

Oh shit.

Why would he agree to this stupid thing appearing in his friend list?

Jian You didn't want to talk to him, and it was his greatest kindness not to show him the red exclamation mark again.

He clicked into his friend, trying to find an entry point to scold him severely to relieve his anger.

As he expected, Lu Shinian's circle of friends was also filled with a sense of stupidity:

[Get up early and have nothing to do, clean up~]

Picture: WeChat scans the screenshot, what you scan is not the QR code, but the floor of the dormitory.

[The steakhouse in the western suburbs is not very popular, rent a plate for half an hour for 3000 yuan, and there is a piece of beef growing on it, it is outrageous, I suggest you not to patronize. 】

Pictured: A huge plate, delicately arranged, with a piece of beef not much bigger than a fingernail in the center.

[I was entrusted by a friend to go to his house to see if his parents were angry because of his not coming home at night, and asked him if his family had eaten according to the value of his anger. I was very objective, but he said that he planned to break up with me /Hold fists/ Fist]

Picture: a chat record.

Friend asked: How is the situation?

Lu Shinian replied: Did you eat it, did your mother eat it, did your father eat it, did your brother eat it, did your sister eat it, did your sister and brother-in-law eat it, did your uncle and aunt eat it, Have your ancestors eaten it for nineteen generations?

friend:……

Not only a friend, but Jian You wanted to beat him up when he saw it.

I thought that this kind of boring circle of friends should be all selfies, but the fact is that after scrolling up for more than half a year, Jian You only found a photo of Lu Shinian.

In the group photo, it looked like a brotherhood gathering. Lu Shinian was wearing a simple shirt and jeans, still standing out from the crowd.

Really boring.

Jian You rolled her eyes and closed Moments.

When I went back, I accidentally found another friend request.

The profile picture is Pikachu, and the name is Kaka Kakajiu.

Jian You rummaged through his mind, not sure if there was this Pikachu among the people he knew.

He clicked pass, and before he asked who the other party was, the other party greeted first:

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chirp: [Hello, brother? (???ω???)?]

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chiu: 【Brother, are you there (??︿??)】

Jian You: "...?"

WTF?

asdfghj: [Who are you? 】

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chirp: [I am a little boy who lacks love and waits for love. Does my brother want to date someone online?She’s super sweet~?(???ω???)?]

asdfghjkl: [Take medicine when sick. 】

Kakakakajiu: [Spitting tired, brother, don't say that about others>_Kakakakajiu: [picture]

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chiu: [This is my selfie, is brother satisfied? /Little cutie secretly observing jpg.]

In the photo is a little boy.

Jian You didn't look carefully at what he looked like, because the tone of the other party and the fact that he was a man were enough to make his face twitch.

Just after typing out a scroll, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and had a bold idea:

asdfghjkl: [Have you seen me? 】

Kaka Kakajiu: [No, my brother’s circle of friends doesn’t have any photos, so I’m angry (?ˇ?ˇ?)]

Jian You quickly found the group photo from Lu Shinian's circle of friends, then singled out Lu Shinian from it, and sent it over.

asdfghjkl: [image]

asdfghjkl: [This is me. 】

On the other side of the phone, after throwing out the trash, he bought two ice creams by the way. Lu Shinian, who was just about to return, saw his photo and couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

He wanted to make two-handed preparations, and was afraid of being deleted again, so he thought about adding the trumpet.

Originally, it was just a habit of teasing him before he announced his family, but he didn't expect to really surprise him.

It's so fresh to use his photo to date him online.

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chiu: [Wow!Brother is so handsome!My brother is the most handsome man I've ever seen when I grew up!My brother is a fairy! 】

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chiu: [My brother is so good-looking, how about dating me online, I'm super sweet! ?(???ω???)?]

After getting a long series of rainbow farts, Jian You was upset again.

Handsome ass.

How handsome is this guy?

Are you blind?

asdfghjkl: [I'm ugly as hell. 】

asdfghjkl: [I'm the ugliest in the world, and I'm still a brain-dead, a coward, a big idiot who always puts his head on his waistband! 】

Lu Shinian looked at Jian You's adjectives jumping out one after another, the corners of his mouth curved up and couldn't be suppressed anymore.

He thought about it and tapped the edge of the phone. After thinking about it, he took the time to continue typing:

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chirp: [Woooooo brother, I don't allow you to say that about yourself!You are the best brother! 】

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chiu: [Brother, let me fall in love, let me regain your confidence for you!Be the brightest star in the night sky, and the best brother will be guarded by me! (≧?≦)]

... What the hell kind of exotic species is this?

Jian You's goosebumps are almost getting worse.

But he was strong, he endured the nausea and agreed.

asdfghjkl: [Yes. 】

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chirp: [Wow, yes yes yes!I have a boyfriend? (????ω????)?]

Kaka Kakajiu: [Brother, you are my first love? (????ω????)?]

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chiu: [Brother, brother, can I call you honey? 】

asdfghjkl: [Up to you. 】

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chirp: [Okay!So baby, can I call you baby? 】

asdfghjkl: [... Whatever. 】

Ka Ka Ka Ka Chirp: [Okay!Baby, can I call you husband? 】

Jian You: "..."

Before he could reply, the other party sent another sentence:

Kaka Kakajiu: [In exchange, I allow you to call me wife~ Husband, call me wife quickly, and even kiss my wife? (????ω????)?]

Jian You's temple jumped suddenly.

asdfghjkl: [Let's not talk, break up. 】

"?"

This sudden breakup.

Lu Shinian was stunned for half a second, and couldn't help laughing in a low voice.

What to do, he actually started to think he was a little cute.

But more is regrettable.

He hasn't talked enough about how it was divided so quickly.

Then, I saw the following messages sent to him by his fast-sharing boyfriend:

asdfghjkl: [I'm just a big scumbag. 】

asdfghjkl: [See clearly, I, Jin Da, Class 2018, Advanced Physics Class [-], Lu Shinian, if I have the guts, I will bring your whole family to Jin Da to beat me up. 】

asdfghjkl: [I'm thick-skinned, you'd better bring a company. 】