Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit

Jian You was not procrastinating, and immediately blocked Kaka Kakajiu after sending the message.

It happened that a phone call from the owner of the note supermarket came in.

Jian You picked up the phone: "Hello."

Supermarket owner: "Little Jane, you are still busy preparing for the exam, right?"

Exam preparation is Jian You's reason to ask the boss of the part-time job for leave for his special period. He is a student, and this reason is the most appropriate and not easy to make mistakes.

Jian You hummed.

Supermarket owner: "I made this call to tell you that you should prepare for the exam well. We have found a new employee here, and I will hand over your work to him."

Jian You was taken aback: "Boss, what do you mean?"

The owner of the supermarket said in an apologetic tone: "Little Jane, it's not that I'm not trustworthy, it's just that I'm too busy recently and urgently need manpower, and to recruit a new employee, you can't just say that you will use him for a month, right?"

Jian You was silent for two seconds, then lowered his eyelids: "Well, I see, Boss Hardwork specially notified me."

Supermarket owner: "Hey, it's okay, then you can continue to study, I still have work to do, so I won't bother you."

After hanging up the phone, Jian You let out a sigh of relief, turned on the job-seeking software, and tried to find a new suitable part-time job.

He was sounded a wake-up call.

When opening a shop and doing business, profit comes first, favors come second, and he is in a special situation. If the boss of the supermarket can fire him today, he will not be able to guarantee that he will lose his job in the bar or coffee shop tomorrow.

But after a while of anxiety passed, his movements gradually slowed down until he stopped completely, allowing the screen of the phone to automatically go black.

Forget it.

What's the use of finding it now.

He clicked his tongue, put aside the sense of crisis and insecurity brought about by a phone call, and quickly went through his recent income and account balance in his brain.

By the way, there is still a scholarship that has not yet arrived.

This year's tuition fee has been collected enough, and the remaining money is enough to support his living expenses for the next two years, maybe he really shouldn't be too anxious, he needs to calm down, the time is still long——

"Well!"

An ice cream was stuffed into his mouth unexpectedly.

The cold temperature seemed to freeze his chaotic thoughts.

He was taken aback, and immediately tasted the milky aroma that melted in his mouth, as well as the taste of chocolate, which was very sweet.

"What the hell are you pretending to be?"

Jian You grabbed the ice cream stick and bit off a big bite: "Is it interesting to scare your father?"

"It's not pretending, it's because you didn't hear it."

Lu Shinian took advantage of the situation and put his hands on his shoulders, eating the same ice cream with him: "What do you think about at home alone? You are so focused in a daze."

Jian You: "None of your business."

"So angry?" Lu Shinian turned his head to look at him: "Could it be that he did something bad without telling me?"

Jian You: "Oh, don't think too highly of yourself."

Lu Shinian: "But your face is a little red, why, are you dating behind my back?"

Jian You suddenly turned her head and stared at him with wide eyes: "You—"

Lu Shinian: "With whom? My TV? The refrigerator? Or the hydrangeas on the balcony?"

Jian You: "..."

Jian You expressionless: "Bed with your family, let it help kill you in the middle of the night."

Lu Shinian narrowed his eyes: "Really? Although you sleep well, my bed and I have a deep relationship, so it shouldn't be so easy to instigate rebellion."

Jian You: "..."

I really want to saw his mouth.

After eating the ice cream, Lu Shinian threw the wooden stick into the trash can, and when he got up, he rubbed Jian You's head, and retracted it skillfully before being beaten: "It's twelve o'clock, I'm going to cook, I want to what to eat?"

Jian You didn't even look at him: "Whatever."

Lu Shinian said with a smile, "It's so easy to feed", and turned around and went into the kitchen.

Not long after, the cell phone he left on the coffee table rang.

Lu Shinian's voice came from the kitchen: "Who?"

Jian You took a glance: "Dai Liangliang."

Lu Shinian: "I'm out of hands, pick it up for me."

Jian You didn't want to help him answer the phone, so he simply got up and went to the kitchen, slid down to answer the phone, and put the phone to his ear.

"Brother Lu!"

Dai Liangliang said loudly: "Where have you been? You haven't come back for a day and a night, and Jian You is the same. I'm the only one left in the dormitory. I'm so lonely."

Lu Shinian: "He's with me."

Dai Liangliang: "Ah? Where have you been?"

Lu Shinian: "Elope."

After speaking, his ear was stung by the phone, and Jian You glared at him with a pretty face.

Dai Liangliang: "???"

"Just kidding." Lu Shinian smiled and changed his words: "Take him home to visit relatives, and he will be back in two days."

Jian You frowned, it's another bad excuse.

But compared to the last reason, it seems barely acceptable.

Dai Liangliang: "Visiting relatives?"

Lu Shinian: "Well, meet my parents casually."

Dai Liangliang foolishly said, "Oh, why don't you bring me along?"

Lu Shinian seemed to have a short laugh: "I will definitely next time, I'm busy, so I hung up."

Dai Liangliang: "Oh good."

After hanging up the phone for a while, Dai Liangliang's eyes lit up, and he suddenly woke up!

me?

The dorm is ambiguous?

Visiting relatives? ?

Meet the parents? ? ?

After finishing the phone call, Jian You turned around and was about to leave, but was caught by Lu Shinian's collar with his little finger and refused to let him go.

"Don't go."

Lu Shinian kindly invited: "It's too slow to cook alone, help me?"

"Garlic and ginger don't need to be cut, just pat them."

"You don't need to cut the onion, I will come later."

"Chop the green onion finely, yes, that's it, it's great."

Jian You held the kitchen knife: "Warning you don't talk to me in a fucking childish tone."

Lu Shinian bent the four garlic mosses in his hand, and compared him to "OK".

With a dark face, Jian You retracted his gaze, carefully arranged the green onions neatly, and continued to concentrate on cutting his shallots.

Lu Shinian looked at him, and for no reason, he suddenly thought of the raccoon cat downstairs who loved to hook koi with its paws lying on the edge of the small lake.

Seriously, they look exactly the same.

The sound of fried food was sizzling and crispy, and Jian You smelled the aroma, and was fed a piece of cold crispy meat in his mouth.

Lu Shinian: "Is it delicious?"

Jian You chewed twice.

On the mouth: "Can swallow."

In my heart: Fuck, why is it so fragrant?

Lu Shinian: "Why don't you move out to live with me and cook fried rice for you every day?"

Jian You: "What's wrong with you, you will die if you live by yourself?"

Lu Shinian: "I'm afraid of living alone."

"..."

Jian You's expression was indescribable: "You are afraid of chicken feathers."

"I'm human too, so of course I'm afraid."

Lu Shinian sighed: "Don't look at me as rich, but actually I only have money, and I have nothing but money."

Jian You: "..."

Fuck!

Jian You really wanted to chop him up with a kitchen knife: "Smelling hypocrisy made of money, don't let me hear such useless and beating words again!"

"It's not hypocritical, it's the truth."

Lu Shinian lowered his head to wash the vegetables: "When I was a child, my parents flew all over the world all day long. They left me at home and ignored me. Except for regular transfers to my card, I rarely saw each other throughout the year."

"I'm rather unlucky. I don't have many friends among the people I know at school. Most of them are interested in my family background. They just want me to be their cash machine and take advantage of it when they are on call."

The second pot of small crispy pork is out of the pot.

Jian You couldn't help but glanced at him, and muttered in a low voice, "What kind of corny plot", but he didn't tell him to shut up as fiercely as before.

"For a long time, I was alone. I ate alone, slept alone, and went to school alone."

"So at that time, I always wanted to be lively and lively around me, and it would be nice to have someone to accompany me."

Jian You pursed her lips and moved her hands slowly and slowly.

Lu Shinian caught a glimpse of the change in his expression, and the corner of his mouth raised an imperceptible arc.

When I spoke again, my tone became distressed: "But then my parents came back from traveling around the world, and they circled around me every day, and I realized that having them is more annoying than not having them."

"I have to celebrate all kinds of strange festivals and anniversaries, big and small, and the presents come one after another. There are also all kinds of souvenirs they collected for me when they traveled around the world. I have a lot of money to collect, and I have to worry about it. I bought a special one. The house is for stacking."

"Those idiots with bad intentions moved away after the company went bankrupt for no reason. I managed to get into a school with a few small ideas, and I was happy like a paramecium all day long. It's very smart."

"..."

In just 2 minutes, Jian You's expression changed from heavy to bewildered, and finally turned expressionless.

Grass mud horse.

Lu Shinian: "So as soon as I graduated from high school, I couldn't bear the trouble and moved out to live a clean life. But after living for a while, I found that living alone was too boring, and it was easy to be late for class, so I moved back to the dormitory."

"Of course, if there is a human-shaped alarm clock, I don't have to worry about being late." He smiled and looked at Jian You: "Brother Jian, how are you?"

Jian You: "Get lost."

Lu Shinian: "Give me a chance—"

Jian You: "Get out!!!"

Dog a few things!

God damn afraid of being late! !

He swears that if he wants to trust him again, he is an idiot! ! !

The longer we spend together day and night, and the longer we get to know each other, the closer the mystery will be to the extent that it will disappear, and the impression will continue to be refreshed.

This is the iron law.

But now it seems that this kind of situation probably cannot be escaped from person to person.

For example, Lu Shinian.

However, in just two days, he had already begun to realize that Jian You did not quite fit the image of the little bastard Sulouyu who needed to be restrained by violence.

Bad temper, it's true that he likes to blow hair.

But too hard-spoken and soft-hearted.

Duplicity, but also very easy to deceive, he believes everything.

Very different, but more interesting.

But from Jianyou's point of view.

There is no ghost impression at all, only the initial intuition continues to deepen the certification——

Lu Shinian is a bitch!

Don't talk about anything else, just talk about the present.

He had just finished a very unpleasant lunch, and he couldn't even catch his breath, so Lu Shinian used the excuse of blowing the wind to reduce the fire, and forcibly dragged him out of the house for a walk to digest food.

Jian You walked ahead like a stubborn bull, while Lu Shinian followed him leisurely a few steps behind because he was ordered not to approach.

I turned my phone around in my hand, and the screen was still on the answer search page of "Excreting more wind may relieve the pain of small animals in heat".

"You Zai, slow down." Lu Shinian told him, "Don't walk too fast after eating."

Jian You: "Don't open your mouth, I'll be upset when I hear your voice."

On the way to Linshan Lake, there will be a section of tree-lined streets, and when passing by a shoe store, Jian You stops.

There is a pair of sneakers in the most obvious place of the window, Jian You couldn't help but look at it twice, and finally glanced at the price under his eyes, pursed his lips and retracted his eyes, and strode past.

Lu Shinian caught his movements in his eyes, and was about to speak, when suddenly a few weak meows came.

"Meow~"

"Meow~"

Jian You obviously heard it too. He stopped and followed the sound to look at the green belt next to him——

A palm-sized kitten came out of it. Its four legs had no strength, and it walked unsteadily and tremblingly.

It quickly climbed to the side of the flower bed, and was about to fall, Jian You hurriedly rushed forward, grabbing the back of the neck to stop it.

"Meow~"

The kitten didn't struggle at all, just looked at him pitifully with its paws retracted.

"It's so small, it's so ugly, it's already ugly, but if you fall in the face again, you don't know how ugly it is?"

Jian You scratched its chin, cursing and disgusting to death, but afraid of hurting it with his hands, he moved lightly and lightly.

Lu Shinian leaned over to touch him together: "Like it?"

Jian You: "Blind, which eye sees me and likes it?"

Lu Shinian snorted, "Then let it go and let it fend for itself."

Jian You frowned and did not move.

After a long while, he muttered in a low voice: "It's a big fart, where to put it, and you can step on it to death if you pass by without seeing it."

A smile flashed across Lu Shinian's eyes, and he looked up at him: "Then shall we take it home and raise it?"

"Who wants to raise such an ugly and dirty cat?" Jian You subconsciously retorted, and finally muttered: "I can't even afford to raise a shitty cat."

Jian You and the kitten stared with wide eyes.

Lu Shinian looked at the duplicity of the little rabbit, and then at the cute and obedient kitten, and suddenly felt that this scene was a little outrageously cute.

The more I think about it, the more incredible it becomes.

Such a person, how could he simply think that he was a bad-tempered little bastard?

He raised his lips and was about to speak when he heard several calls from behind: "Mimi? Mimi? Where did Mimi go?"

He is the owner of the rice noodle shop next door.

Lu Shinian clicked his tongue regretfully.

"Oh! Why didn't I look at it for a while, and ran outside again."

The boss trotted over and took the kitten from Jian You's hand: "Thank you, really, this is the liveliest cat in the litter who loves to run around, and I have to look for it eight hundred times a day."

It was not a stray cat.

Jian You secretly heaved a sigh of relief, shook his head and said it was all right.

Lu Shinian: "He has an owner, and it looks like he still has parents, brothers and sisters. Don't worry now?"

Jian You strode forward: "It's just a cat, who's worried?"

Lu Shinian followed leisurely: "I, I'm especially worried that it will wander around at such a young age, and that it will be trampled to death..."

"Why don't you just talk about stand-up comedy?"

Jian You's ears were red: "Can you hurry up, it's so hot!"

The two arrived at Linshan Lake one after the other.

Jian You was too lazy to leave, and sat down directly on the bench under the willow tree by the lake.

Lu Shinian consciously sat down next to him.

"Stay away from me." Jian You moved to the side.

Lu Shinian followed suit.

Jian You moved a little further: "Are you deaf?"

Lu Shinian continued to follow.

Jian You's face turned black and he was about to start scolding, Lu Shinian pinched the back of his neck and raised his hand, smiling: "Hey, don't make trouble, there are still people who want to sit."

Just after finishing speaking, a young girl came over with a stroller, sat down on the side of the space they left, and rocked the stroller to coax the child to play.

Jian You suppressed the scolding, and frowned tightly, his face was still ugly.

"Little bastard, you are so angry."

Lu Shinian smiled, got up and pressed his head: "I'm going to buy something, wait here for me."

There is one less person on the bench, and it becomes more spacious.

Jane You was bored with her mobile phone, so she put it away, glanced aimlessly, and met the child in the stroller.

The child was babbling and couldn't speak yet, but he could laugh, and blinked at Jian You, showing an extremely bright smile.

"Little kid, do you know how to look at your pretty brother at such a young age?"

The girl is not very old, and Jian You heard it when she was just coaxing the child. She is the child's aunt, not the mother.

The girl is also talkative, after playing for a while, the child took the initiative to chat with Jian You.

"Are you classmates?"

She said briskly: "The relationship is really good. Sure enough, handsome guys play with handsome guys."

"No." Jian You stared at the child, wondering when he would smile again.

The girl was taken aback: "Huh?"

Jian You: "I'm not a classmate with him, and we don't have a good relationship."

Girl: "Then that little brother is...?"

Jian You: "My son."

It's a normal joke for boys to call each other father and son, but Jian You's expression is so serious that it doesn't look like a joke at all, and she was bluffed at first sight.

Girl: "Son, son? But don't you look about the same age..."

Jian You: "Godson."

Girl: "..."

There was a bit of personal grievance in Jian You's tone: "I am his godfather!"

"Godfather."

A laughing voice sounded next to his ear, Jian You was so frightened that he jumped back quickly.

"Are you fucking sick?!"

Lu Shinian was holding a shopping bag with a bright smile, but what he said was shocking: "I just saw a supercar accidentally, godfather, when will you be free to buy it for me?"

Girl: "???"

What the fuck? ? !

Jian You looked like a ghost: "Are you out of your mind? Why should I buy it for you?"

Besides, if he saw a car, what would he buy it for? Should he buy it first? ?

"Isn't it natural for a godfather to love a godson?"

Lu Shinian frowned and sighed, "Did godfather promise to satisfy me with any request?"

The girl looked at them back and forth, held her breath, her eyes were about to shine.

Jian You's scalp was numb from his show.

Really Nima convinced.

I didn't expect this to be so thick-skinned. His wave was purely picking up a stone and hitting himself in the foot.

But a certain person wasn't flirty enough, and continued to add fuel to the flames: "Godfather, buy it for me, and I'll let you sleep in it at night?"