Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit

Jian You was not as shameless as he was. He blushed and had a thick neck when he teased her, so she turned her head and left.

"Hey, the sun is alright, isn't it over?"

Lu Shinian called him from behind.

Jian You didn't turn her head back: "If you love to share your love, you should show it yourself, it's best to show it as an adult and don't come back!"

It's not good, the little rabbit almost blew up again.

Lu Shinian stepped up to follow, and the passing girl saw that her eyes were still shining, and she bent her lips: "Student, are you also from Jin University?"

The girl said ah: "No, I read Fuda."

Lu Shinian: "That's also very close, Fuda is very beautiful."

"Thank you, Jin University too." The girl subconsciously said, and then remembered to ask: "Are you from Jin University?"

Lu Shinian smiled and hummed.

Girl: "But, you are not..."

Lu Shinian: "College roommate, just kidding."

The two went back exactly the same as when they came, one walked angrily in front, and the other chased after leisurely.

Occasionally, the one in the back owed a few words, for fear that the guy in the front wasn't blown up enough.

"Brother Jian, I'll just say it casually."

"Otherwise, if you call me godfather, how about I buy it for you?"

"Brother Jian, Youyou?"

Jian You: "Your mother! Shut your mouth."

Lu Shinian: "Dogs have no human rights?"

Jian You: "A dog needs a fart's human rights."

Lu Shinian: "You look down on dogs."

Jian You: "Dogs are not worthy of talking to me!"

Lu Shinian: "Then what about Sesshomaru?"

Jian You: "..."

Jian You: "Shut your mouth!"

Lu Shinian: "Okay."

Lu Shinian: "..."

Lu Shinian: "Tsk, are you really angry?"

Jian You suddenly stopped, and turned around angrily: "I just want to ask you, can you show some face for such an adult? Can you stop talking nonsense in front of others!"

Lu Shinian spread his hands to express his innocence: "But you said it first."

Jian You was furious: "Can it be the same? Do you know what other people think?!"

Lu Shinian: "What do you think?"

"I will think that my mother has an improper relationship with you! I will think that I am some rich second generation, and you are just a trashy little boy who does not do business and relies on his face for food..."

Jian You's voice gradually became quieter, and a bit of confusion appeared in the original expression of pure anger.

Ok?

It seems... also okay?

Lu Shishi: "Huh? And then?"

"No more."

Jian You was still frowning, but his face was no longer as ugly as before: "Forget it this time, if you talk nonsense like this next time, Haw will be chopped off by you."

After finishing his words viciously, he turned his head and continued to walk forward.

From the corner of the eye, I caught a glimpse of the shoe store I passed by when I came here, and unexpectedly found that the sign hanging at the door of the store changed from "Open" to "Closing".

"What shop closes so early."

He murmured: "This attitude is not good for business."

Lu Shinian caught up with him and put his arms around his shoulders: "I apologize, don't be angry?"

Jian You put his shoulders down: "The pig's trotters spread out."

Not only did Lu Shinian not let go, but he also stretched out another pig's trotter in front of him.

"What?" He glanced at the shopping bag delivered to him when he landed.

Lu Shinian: "For you, the apology must be sincere."

Jian You took it and looked at it, and recognized that the logo on the box was exactly the same as the logo of the shoe store that just closed, and opened his eyes slightly: "You?"

Lu Shinian took the opportunity to pinch his face: "Are you happy?"

"Be happy." Jian You stuffed the bag back to him: "Take it back, I don't want it."

Lu Shinian didn't answer: "Why not, didn't you just stare at these shoes for a long time?"

Jian You: "You'll buy it if I see it? Then I just stared at the World Trade Center for a longer time, why don't you just buy me a building?"

Lu Shinian: "You want it?"

Jian You: "...you idiot!"

He was determined not to accept Lu Shinian's gift.

This person is also sick. They have no relatives and no reason, and they gave him such an expensive thing for no reason. Isn't it because they have something wrong with their brains?

But Lu Shinian was also determined to send him off.

"Do you accept it?" He asked Jian You.

Jian You: "I won't accept it!"

Lu Shinian sighed: "If you don't accept it, it means that you don't accept my apology. Because you don't accept it, I will dare to do it next time."

Jian You was not threatened by him: "It's up to you."

Lu Shinian: "Next time, say you are my wife."

Jian You: "???"

Jian You: "Get out of your uncle's wife! I'm a man!"

Lu Shinian asked back, "Why can't a man be a wife?"

"Good boy." He pinched Jian You's ear again with itchy hands: "We are highly educated people, and we don't engage in sexism."

Jian You's back molars were grinding, and she had never wanted to beat someone to death so frequently.

"Threat me with such a ridiculous reason, dreaming!"

He grabbed Lu Shinian's face and pushed it back: "Say it or not, whatever you want!"

The two lived outside for more than a week.

During this period, apart from Jian You and Lu Shinian's occasional visit to the lab together, the two had little communication at school.

But going home is different.

Among other things, at least Jian You can calmly accept falling asleep with Lu Shinian, the "human-shaped painkiller", every night.

It is worth mentioning that, whether it was because of Lu Shinian or because his most difficult first week was about to pass, at least in the past few days, he never had that nightmare again, and he could Sleep till dawn.

But no matter how good the sleep is, there are idiots acting as demons.

The night before moving back, Jian You was in a deep sleep when he suddenly felt his body lighten, half asleep and half awake, he felt as if someone was holding him and walking out.

He was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, and the familiar smell in his breath made him unprepared. He was confused for a while, so he just ignored it and continued to sleep with his head tilted against the person's chest.

He couldn't help but open his eyes until his breathing was obstructed. Lu Shinian immediately let go of his hand pinching his nose and looked at him with a smile.

It's rare for a bunny with fried fur to have such a cute appearance.

With disheveled hair and dazed eyes, the brows that were always frowning were also loosened, and she sat on him in a daze, with a dazed and dazed expression, looking straight at him with an unreasonably obedient appearance.

oops.

How is it so cute?

Lu Shinian's smile deepened, he lowered his head and rubbed his forehead happily: "You Zai, good evening~"

Jian You narrowed one eye after being rubbed by him.

"...?"

what's the situation?

When he finally woke up slowly, at the first moment, he was so angry with the situation at this moment that he flew up like a ghost.

"Lu Shinian, you, you ride a horse!"

"Put me down!"

Lu Shinian tightened his arms to prevent him from struggling: "Is my leg uncomfortable?"

"Comfortable wool, it hurts like hell!"

Jian You pushed his shoulder vigorously, impotently furious: "Let go, don't hug me!"

Lu Shinian said leisurely: "Don't rub around, or it will make you worse."

Jian You: "???"

Jian You: "...?!"

Jian You woke up completely now, and his face flushed red: "Fuck? Lu Shinian, you stinky rascal!"

Lu Shinian: "Be good, don't act like a baby."

Jian You: "I don't have any!"

"Yeah, You Zai is right."

Lu Shinian forced a pair of chopsticks into his hands and held them, "Taste how the hooligan's supper tastes."

Only now did Jian You realize that there were two plates of food on the table.

He took another look, then turned back to stare at Lu Shinian in disbelief: "You woke me up in the middle of the night by force, just to let me eat the supper you made?"

Lu Shinian was very calm: "Yes, it's boring to eat alone, and you have to leave. I don't know when I will want to eat my cooking next time."

Yeah?

Pay it back?

How the hell does this guy have a face?

The things on the table are very fragrant.

But the scent wafted into Jian You's nostrils, which added fuel to the fire.

Jian You was out of anger.

Putting the chopsticks on the table with a slap, he didn't care if he hurt the enemy one thousand and self-damaged eight hundred, hugged Lu Shinian's head and hit him:

"I'll eat your uncle!"

...

Waking up in the morning, Jian You's forehead hurts badly.

There is no serious illness, just pain in the literal sense.

After packing up his things and carrying them out of the room, Lu Shinian wandered around him: "You Zai, your forehead is blue."

"Does it hurt? Do you want my brother to rub it for you?"

Jian You doesn't want to talk to him.

I don't understand that everyone has human skulls. Why is Lu Shinian's skull made of diamonds?

He was already blue, but Lu Shinian, on the other hand, was completely fine, not even popular at all.

Co-authoring this is purely asking for trouble.

Lu Shinian lazily yawned and asked him to stay:

"You Zai, tomorrow is the weekend, do you want to stay for two more days?"

"One day is fine."

"long time?"

"Okay, but do you want to have breakfast before leaving?"

"Can you just shut up and not bother?"

Jian You pretended to be deaf and dumb, and couldn't last 3 minutes in front of Lu Shinian every time: "Don't eat! I can't stay with you for a second."

"why?"

Lu Shinian followed him like a tail: "It's so fun living together, don't you think?"

Jian You stopped and turned his head, and poked Shinian's shoulder hard with his index finger: "I, one, one, all, no, think, have, good, play! The only fun thing is you, the more I look at you, the more annoying I get!"

Lu Shinian held his face: "But the more I look at you, the cuter you become."

Jian You patted his hand away: "Your sister is cute."

"Ok."

Lu Shinian sighed with regret, and quickly thought of something: "Then can I ask how long is your rabbit's estrus cycle? When will you need me next time?"

"Next life." Jian You walked towards the door with her luggage.

Lu Shinian followed him to the entrance and watched him take out his shoes from the shoe cabinet.

"Why don't you wear the pair I gave you?" he asked.

Jian You didn't raise her head: "I said I don't need it, you can keep it for yourself."

Lu Shinian: "The size is wrong, I can't wear it."

Jian You: "Then take it and return it."

Lu Shinian: "But the things I send out have never been returned."

Jian You: "Your reasoning has nothing to do with me—"

Before he finished speaking, he was suddenly picked up by someone, and he was put back on the shoe cabinet.

Jian You: "???"

He froze for a few seconds, then became angry, and tried to jump down while supporting the cabinet, but Lu Shinian directly clasped his wrist and pressed it against the glass partition.

...What the hell pose?

Lu Shinian: "Since it was given to you, it is yours. As long as you pass it through this door, you can keep it or throw it away, understand?"

Jian You exhausted all his strength and couldn't pull out his hand, he was angry and frustrated, isn't this man a pampered young master, where did he get so much energy? !

"don't know!"

His stubborn temper came up: "Which fucking onion are you? I said that if I don't wear it, I won't wear it!"

Lu Shinian: "Really not wearing it?"

Jian You poked his neck: "Don't wear it!"

Lu Shinian gave him a friendly smile.

Suddenly approached.

Jian You couldn't dodge in time, and was bitten on the face by him.

"...?"

Jian You's eyes widened, and he was stunned.

When he came back to his senses, his cheeks, ears, and neck quickly became congested with blood, and his head was almost smoking.

"Uncle □□'s Lu Shinian!"

He struggled hard and couldn't get his hands free, so he wanted to kick him with his feet.

It's a pity that Lu Shinian saw through his intentions at a glance.

He stretched a leg between Jian You's legs, and looked into his eyes with a smile: "I remember what I told you, my patience is limited."

"Say one more 'no' to me, and I'll kiss you till you cry."

"Want to try?"