Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit

The fist hit the cheekbone, the severe pain made Zhou Cai suffocate, and there was a buzzing sound in his left ear, leaving his brain blank.

Before he could recover, his stomach was hit again suddenly, and he even felt his heartbeat stopped for several beats. He slid on the ground with his back against the balcony wall, and took a deep breath, unable to recover for a long time.

Immediately afterwards, he was pinched by the neck and bumped back, and the back of his head hit a hard wall. He was dizzy from the bump, and felt nauseated and retched in his throat.

"What, want to throw up?"

Lu Shinian scoffed coldly: "The people who are disgusted by you didn't vomit, so what are you vomiting?"

Zhou Cai grabbed his wrist and said with difficulty: "Lu Shinian, I didn't do anything..."

Lu Shinian: "Didn't do it? Or didn't have time to do it?"

Zhou Cai: "None...none..."

"No, then why did you come back early? What are you doing so close to him?"

Lu Shinian looked at him coldly, and exerted force with his hands: "It seems that the lesson I taught you last time was not enough, so you still have the courage to do such a thing under my nose."

Zhou Cai had difficulty breathing, and his face was almost suffocated: "Lu Shinian, you, calm down, I didn't do anything... I didn't touch him..."

Lu Shinian: "That sentence has already been said just now."

Zhou Cai has a strong desire to survive, so he desperately broke his hand: "It won't happen in the future... Please let me go this time, please, please..."

Lu Shinian let go of his hand suddenly, air rushed into his throat suddenly, and Zhou Cai coughed violently with his palms on the ground, wishing he could cough up his lungs.

Lu Shinian stood up, crushed his right hand with his foot, exerted all his strength, and saw Zhou Cai fell to the ground in pain, speechless, and smiled: "It's too late."

"Zhou Cai, it's not that I didn't give you a chance, it's that you don't cherish it."

"Prepare yourself."

Jian You almost fell asleep again.

After finally staying awake until Lu Shinian came back, he was pinched on the cheek. It didn't hurt, but he could clearly feel the other party's gnashing of teeth: "Why are you so worried? Huh?"

Jian You is very tired, both physically and mentally.

He also wanted to know this question.

Lu Shinian closed his eyes and exhaled, put on his coat and hat, and picked him up from the bed: "This dormitory can't stay tonight, I'll take you home."

Jian You didn't even bother to struggle, and leaned his head on Lu Shinian's shoulder. When he turned around, he could just see Zhou Cai lying on the balcony in a panic. It seemed that he had been taught a lesson.

Breaking out in cold and hot sweat, there was another gust of wind on the road, and when he returned to Lu Shinian's house, Jian You became more awake, and the first thing he said when he entered was: "I want to take a bath."

Lu Shinian: "Help you?"

Of course Jian You disagreed, Lu Shinian: "You go into the bathroom alone like this, do you think I can rest assured?"

In the end, he made a compromise. Lu Shinian filled the bathtub with water, sat in while guarding Jian You, and put all the clean clothes within his reach: "Call me if you feel uncomfortable, and call me if you have any problems." Me, I'm right outside the door."

Jian You half-closed her eyes and nodded.

The warm water wrapped his body, contagious with his temperature, and finally cooled down, leaving only a fire in his body that could never be extinguished.

Lu Shinian yelled outside for a long time without getting a response. He pushed open the door and went in, only to find that he was lying on the edge of the bathtub drowsy. The water was cold, but his face was still hot.

"I shouldn't have left you alone."

Lu Shinian clicked his tongue, wrapped a dry towel around his shoulders, and wanted to hug him out of the water. Jian You was awakened by his movement, opened his eyes and looked at him for a while, then raised his arms to hug him.

Lu Shinian paused.

Accepting his fate, he sighed and lowered his voice: "Is it hard?"

Jian You hummed in a low voice.

Cold water made him feel more comfortable than warm water, but the most comfortable was only when he was hugging this person.

The disturbed surface of the water collided and made a sound, Lu Shinian stepped into the bathtub in his pajamas, regardless of being completely wet, knelt down in front of Jian You and hugged him tightly into his arms.

The rabbit ears were wet and hanging on both sides of his head, Lu Shinian lowered his head and kissed, unnamed emotions continued to swell in his chest: "I really want to tie you to my body and let it go, it won't make people feel at ease if I don't guard you for a while. "

The sound fell on the side of the ear, and the little rabbit's ears trembled, but he didn't know if he heard it.

After finally tidying up and laying down on the bed, Lu Shinian touched Jian You's head to make sure it was dry, and suddenly thought: "You Zai, are you sleepy?"

The blush on Jian You's face subsided a lot, and he closed his eyes: "What are you doing?"

Lu Shinian: "Shall I tell you a story to lull you to sleep?"

Jian You: "..."

Jian You: "No, shut up."

Lu Shinian: "You really don't want it? I see other people's families putting their children to bed like this."

Jian You really wanted to slap him on the face.

He knows too well what kind of virtue this person is, if he is not allowed to finish telling this story tonight and indulge the child's addiction, he probably won't be able to sleep.

"It's up to you. If you want to talk, hurry up."

Satisfied, Lu Shinian began to tell his story.

"Once upon a time there was a little dog who wanted to cross the river to find its owner, but he couldn't swim, so he wandered by the river for a long time. He tried everything, but he just couldn't get through."

...... Good story, IQ more than three years old dare not listen to it.

Lu Shinian: "Just when it was sad and crying, a few kind little fish swam over and asked him if he was going to cross the river and if he needed help. The little dog wagged its tail happily and said that he needed it, and the little fish said yes. Work together to get a big lotus leaf."

"The lotus leaf is floating on the water, and many small fish are propped up under the lotus leaf as a fulcrum. They tell the puppy to come up quickly, and we will use the lotus leaf to transport you there. They eat the fleshy bones, and then leap onto the lotus leaves."

"Then it fell into the water and drowned because it was too big for the lotus leaves to carry."

Jian You: "...?"

Jian You: "???"

Lu Shinian: "How is it, does it sound good?"

"Sounds like shit." Jian You frowned without saying a word: "What kind of nonsense are you talking about?"

Lu Shinian: "Don't you like it? It's okay to change to another one. I still have one. Let's just say that once upon a time there was a little bird flying south that had its wings injured and lost the team. One bird was holding its wings and crying by the river very sadly. "

Is it by the river again?

Jian You had a bad premonition: "Drown?"

Lu Shinian was surprised: "Of course not, why are you so cruel?"

Jian You: "...you continue."

Lu Shinian: "Then a child passed by and found this sad little bird, and ran over to ask it, little bird, little bird, why are you crying, and the little bird said that it was injured and was left behind, and couldn't go to the south for the winter. Frozen to death here."

"The kid is very kind and said it's okay. My house has a stove and it's very warm. You can go to my house to spend the winter. The little bird agreed. The kid took the little bird home and took good care of it. He gave it the best bird food and the best ointment. Fearing that it would be cold, I knitted a scarf for it, the little bird liked this scarf very much, and wrapped it around its neck every day."

"Soon the little bird's injury healed, and spring came. Its family members flew back from the south. The little bird was about to return to the team, so they went to say goodbye to the children. The children were very reluctant to part with it. They hugged each other and cried for a long time. Let's meet again. We will spend the winter together this year, and the little bird agreed, wrapped the scarf knitted for it by the children and jumped onto the window sill to prepare to take off."

Jian You couldn't wait for the next one for a long time, so he couldn't help asking: "And then?"

Lu Shinian: "Then the little bird flapped its wings when the kitten who had been watching it for a long time suddenly rushed over and ate it."

Jian You: "???"

Lu Shinian: "Because the scarf was too long, the cat didn't swallow it. It got stuck in its throat and had difficulty breathing, and it also died."

Jian You: "??????"

Lu Shinian: "This sounds nice—"

"Sounds good to you, uncle!" Jian You put a fist on his chest: "What are some broken stories, stop telling them, and tell me that I will beat you to death!"

Lu Shinian laughed until his shoulders trembled.

Jian You realized that he had been tricked again, and turned his back on him angrily: "Sleep, don't fucking say a word to me."

Lu Shinian: "Okay, I won't talk anymore, you sleep."

Jian You was already panicked with exhaustion, if it wasn't for Lu Shinian's bad taste in coaxing children, he would have fallen asleep a long time ago, but now his ears are quiet, his back is pressed against his warm chest, and he is more sleepy than before It became more turbulent, and fell into sleep after a while.

Listening to the gradually steady and long breathing, Lu Shinian slowly tightened his arms, the corners of his mouth curled up, and the eyes covered by long eyelashes were so full of tenderness that it was almost overflowing.

In fact, everything has been foreseen.

From the very beginning, when he was just a bad-tempered little bastard, he could not restrain his curiosity. He had never seen such a fun kid.

When he found out that his fierceness was nothing more than sternness, duplicity, hard mouth and soft heart, the way he held the kitten while loathing the dirty and ugly and reluctant to let go was so cute that he was dizzy.

When it comes to touching his past, the voice is not only sympathetic, but also addicted to the trust and dependence he showed on him when he didn't know it. Every time, every time, it hits his heart right in the heart.

The line of defense had already been worn down by him, but after such a collision, it became even more scattered.

It's just that the speed of the fall was too fast, so fast that he doubted himself and wasn't sure, so he told Shi Yu to wait and see.

This is a big event, and it must be carefully confirmed.

I just didn't expect that the so-called "look again" is nothing more than going deeper and continuing to sink, being rushed even more violently by the menacing force.

His feelings and expressions have always been synchronized. When facing Jian You, it is no exaggeration to say that he is strong. He always wants to talk to him more and make more trouble. If he hugs him, he will always be reluctant to let go, even if he does nothing. , He just looked at him and felt the joy in his heart.

So he wanted to coax him, hurt him, and give him the best he could get. He knew Zhou Cai didn't do anything, but just watched him sitting by his bed, reaching out to touch him , he really wanted to just cut off that hand.

He has never liked people before, and now he suddenly has it, and he realizes that this feeling is more than a hundred times a thousand times better than a successful experiment.

So much so that I will start to regret why I didn't meet earlier.

Or a little bit more greedy, why didn't he be able to pick him up when he was young, bypass those bad things, and watch him grow up together.

He will definitely take good care of him, play with him as he pleases, give him all the food and drink, and give him all the entertainment he can watch.

Alas, what a pity.

But fortunately, it's not too late now, the 21st birthday is over, and there are 31st, 41st, 51st in the future, the time is still very long, he can be with him all the time.

Jian You forgot to ventilate while sleeping, and instinctively adjusted to the most comfortable position in his sleep, including but not limited to turning over and leaning into Lu Shinian's arms.

If he could open his eyes and see at this moment, he would know how happy the people around him were smiling.

"You Zai, I'll watch over you from now on?" Lu Shinian lowered his head and kissed the top of his head: "Well, if you don't say anything, I'll assume you agreed."

"You agreed."

At the same time, Shi Yu, who was still squatting outside the biology laboratory, received a message from his dear cousin:

Ten years: [You are right, you will be rewarded with 18 babies per child]

Sir Shi Yue: [? ? ? 】

Lu Shinian did not return to him.

What's right, he's in a bad mood right now, so he's here to recruit him.

Shi Yu curled his lips in frustration, looked up at the closed laboratory door, and the thin figure faintly visible in the window.

When will you come out? I haven't seen you for almost two days.

Jian You opened his eyes and waited for a long, long time.

Lu Shinian was still awake.

He was impatient and pushed him hard: "Get up, idiot, I want to get up."

Lu Shinian didn't even open his eyes, he wrapped his arms around Jian You's neck and hooked him back: "I'm so sleepy, it's so early, sleep a little longer."

Jian You: "Fart early, if you want to sleep, you sleep by yourself, let me get up."

Lu Shinian struggled to open his eyes, let go of his hands, and stared at the pillow for a long while after Jian You jumped out of bed: "You Zai!"

With a toothbrush in his mouth, Jian You frowned: "Why do you call your father?"

Lu Shinian picked up something from the pillow, "Why are your ears still shedding hair?"

Jian You: "??? Are you only shedding hair?"

After hesitating for a few seconds, he still walked over quickly in disbelief, took Lu Shinian's hand and took a closer look, shit, not a single hair, he was fooled again!

Jian You was so angry that his teeth itched, he wished he could spray toothpaste all over his face: "Stupid!"

Lu Shinian collapsed on the bed with a smile, squinted his eyes and yawned twice in succession. The dark circles under his eyes were rarely noticeable, as if he had been sucked dry by a female ghost.

Jian You stared at him: "What did you do last night? This ghostly look?"

Lu Shinian said lazily, "Take care of you all night, and plan the future by the way."

Jian You's eyes flickered, he turned away and walked to the bathroom, muttering: "There is something wrong, what can you plan."

Lu Shinian smiled, but said nothing.

After Jian You brushed his teeth and was washing his face, Lu Shinian strolled in and stood side by side with him in front of the mirror, slowly squeezing toothpaste.

Jian You slowed down, and did not rush to wipe off the water droplets on his face, and looked at him several times in the mirror.

Lu Shinian: "If you want to see it, you can look at it openly, and you don't need to peek in the mirror."

"Don't be stinky, who wants to see you?" Jian You scolded him as a conditioned reflex, and then said after a pause, "That day you deliberately delayed me from going back to school because you knew that Zhou Cai was back. Yes or no?"

Lu Shinian admitted frankly: "Yes, it's a pity that the skill is not enough."

Jian You: "Thank you."

Lu Shinian raised his eyebrows: "What?"

"Forget it if you didn't hear it." Jian You wiped his face and turned his head to leave, but was pulled back by Lu Shinian by his wrist, holding on to the sink to trap him in front of him.

Jian You's face darkened: "What's the fuss again?!"

Lu Shinian looked at him with a smile: "I didn't hear you clearly, please say it again."

Jian You: "Don't say good things twice, it's cleared up if you didn't listen! Let's go!"

Lu Shinian: "Okay, then I'll take it as if you said you liked me."

"???" Jian You's heart skipped a beat: "What are you farting? I never said that!"

Lu Shinian: "I've said it all, but I didn't hear clearly—"

Jian You is irritable at the tenth level, and Huya is showing his ruthlessness: "Are you, I said thank you! Thank you, thank you! Which ear did you hear that I like it?!"

Lu Shinian narrowed his eyes and smiled: "You Zai, I was just joking, why are you so panicked and excited, I almost thought I guessed it right."

Jian You: "I'm annoying you, get out of the way."

Lu Shinian: "Stay with me, You Zai."

The two spoke at the same time, Jian You was taken aback, and looked at him with a frown: "How many times do you have to ask the same question?"

"You haven't agreed all the time, so I can only keep asking."

Lu Shinian approached him, looked into his eyes, and was rarely serious: "Do you still want to go back and live with that pervert in the dormitory?"

So Jian You also said seriously: "You really don't think you're abnormal at all?"

Lu Shinian laughed and touched his forehead: "Well, then count me in, so would you like to live with this pervert like me, or with the one who got beaten up last night?"