Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit
Chapter 26
When Jian You returned to school, the first thing he heard was that Zhou Cai was expelled from school.
His promiscuity was exposed, and everyone on campus forums knew about it.
Originally, this was a private matter, and it might not be as serious as the expulsion of a senior student. The main reason was that several times involved money transactions, so the nature was different.
Some well-meaning people who couldn't understand him saw the incident, fearing that everyone's melons were not tasty enough, so they enthusiastically posted the videos and pictures in their hands on the forum.
Of course, it was deleted and taken off the shelves quickly, but the campus forum had a lot of traffic, and quickly saw that there were not a few people who kept it. Zhou Cai's reputation was completely ruined.
Jian You thought that Zhou Caiping might have a problem with her personality, but she didn't expect such a problem.
When Lu Shinian went to the laboratory, Zhou Cai's bed was already empty, and now there were only two people in the dormitory, Jian You and Dai Liangliang.
Jian You flipped through the forum briefly, and asked a lot about what happened to Zhou Cai, and Dai Liangliang was immediately opened up.
"Zhou Cai, I feel like there is something wrong with his brain. He was okay at the beginning of school, but he liked to watch things a little bit, but after he got familiar with it, he became more and more unscrupulous. A pure science student, he always puts what Talking about the art of sex makes my head pop."
"In an open society now, it's normal for sexual orientation to be less popular. I understand it, but I don't understand that he always peeks at other good-looking boys. It's okay to peek, and he even secretly takes pictures. I understand it. His thing that he beautifies as art is actually lustful!"
"And his lust is not the kind of lust that a normal person gets after having an eye addiction. Whoever he likes, he just wants to fuck him. He also likes to take videos of himself when he is, and he just watches it in the dormitory. , I was shocked when I first found out that the actor in the video was him, okay?"
Dai Liangliang became more and more excited as he talked, and he slapped the table: "Jian You, do you know what the last time was? I ran into him! Just in the temporary study room at night, he was in the corner of the classroom with a man! At first glance, I thought they were doing cardiopulmonary resuscitation because of their physical problems, the biggest shadow of my life has fallen like this!"
"Another time, when Brother Lu and I had dinner and went back to the dormitory, I bumped into him like a pervert sniffing Brother Lu's underpants hanging outside on the balcony like a pervert!"
"..."
Jian You didn't know what expression to put on right now, but he knew very well that his face must be very ugly now.
Dai Liangliang continued: "Brother Lu was always annoying him, but he pretended he didn't see him until he danced in front of him, and then he just stepped on Brother Lu and started dancing. Brother Lu must not be able to bear it. Going up is just a hard beating..."
"Okay, you don't need to say anything!"
Jian You frowned to stop him, he was a little nauseated now.
Purely thinking of Zhou Cai makes her sick to her stomach.
Sure enough, it was a big social stage, and he was still some distance away from the real society, so all kinds of weird things came out.
Dai Liangliang's enthusiasm has not faded: "Don't listen? I have more exciting stuff to come!"
"No need." Jian You picked up the key on the table: "I'm going to eat." It's not worth listening to it if it affects your appetite.
This point has passed the meal peak, and there are only a few people in the cafeteria. They are all big boys wearing vests and slippers. It seems that they are playing passionate games in the dormitory to the point where they can't hold back the five internal organs and go crazy, so they reluctantly come down to fill in some things.
Jian You took his meal and sat down in a corner. After eating half of it, he received a message from Lu Shinian:
Ten years: [You Zai~ Did you eat~ I'm in the canteen of the Three Teachings~ I'll be back in the dormitory later~ Would you like me to bring you a copy by the way~? 】
Seeing the wavy lines, Jian You wanted to pull the person out of the phone and smash his head.
He looked up and looked around, but saw no one at all.
asdfghjkl: [Eat it, no need. 】
Ten years: [Oh, that's great~ I didn't have a snack that time~ I was in the supermarket~]
asdfghjkl: [Don't eat!Are you trying to send a wavy line again! 】
Ten years: 【Okay~~~~~oh~~~~~~】
Jian You directly turned off the phone without disturbing.
Damn, retarded.
After eating in twos and twos, he put the plate in the recycling place. Jian You could go out directly through the door next to him, but he hesitated when he turned around, and chose the door that leads to the supermarket next door, which is farther away.
After walking for a while, I couldn't help scolding myself for being an idiot.
Don't take the shortcut instead of the long way, not to mention it's been half a day since Lu Shinian sent the message, even if he was here just now, it's time to leave now.
Unexpectedly, just after scolding one second, turning a corner the next second, Lu Shinian would bump into his eyes.
But he wasn't the only one.
Beside him was a boy that Jian You had never seen before, short, white and clean, chatting in front of Lu Shinian, like a talkative sparrow.
"Senior, I know you may not know me, but I am also an advanced physics major, and I will be a junior next year."
Lu Shinian was unpacking the data cable, without looking up or looking at him, he just responded casually, "I really don't know him."
Boy: "It's okay, it's okay, I just want to know you, senior. Since I entered the school, I have always heard classmates and teachers mentioning you, senior. I really admire you!"
Lu Shinian twitched the corners of his mouth, and forced a little politeness in his indifference: "No need."
The boy just couldn't understand the meaning of his face like a blind man, his eyes were bright, his enthusiasm remained undiminished, and he even showed a little shyness: "Senior, I have always wanted to learn from you, and I have many questions I want to ask you." You ask for advice, but the senior is about to graduate, so I thought, can I ask for the contact information of the senior..."
Lu Shinian was so blocked that he couldn't get away, his expression remained polite, but there were traces of impatience in the faintly furrowed brows: "Sorry, no—"
"Aren't you going yet?"
Suddenly a voice interrupted him, and Jian You stood behind the boy, urging him in a bad tone: "It's so annoying, how long do you want me to wait for you?"
Lu Shinian was stunned for half a second, then smiled brightly, and the impatience that had arisen between his brows because of the strange boy disappeared immediately.
He went straight around the boy and walked to Jian You, put his arm on his shoulder, and said to the boy with a smile: "Next time we talk, my husband has a bad temper, and he will beat him up if he waits for a long time."
Jian You's face turned dark, and under the gradually disbelieving eyes of the boy, he sent him up: "Stop talking nonsense and get the hell out!"
Lu Shinian covered his heart: "You Zai, are you kidding me, you are so cruel~"
Jian You turned his head and left, Lu Shinian followed suit with the corners of his mouth curled up, leaving the boy alone in place with a stunned and hurt look on his face.
Lu Shinian: "You Zai, why are you here? You know I'm here, and you came here to find me?"
Jian You: "Just passing by, don't be too sentimental."
Lu Shinian: "You still helped me out, I'm so touched."
Jian You: "I just can't understand you misleading your son! You smile like a flower all day long, attracting bees and butterflies."
Lu Shinian: "You Zai, your tone sounds like you're jealous~"
Jian You staggered, turned around and said fiercely at him: "I'll eat you!"
Lu Shinian hugged his face and rubbed his face: "Okay, okay, eat my uncle, be good, don't be angry~"
Jian You turned her head and quickened her pace: "It's annoying, don't follow me."
"But this is the way back to the dormitory." Lu Shinian took a few steps forward, and hooked Jian You's shoulders cheekily again: "You said think about it, how is it going, do you want to move out with me?"
Jian You didn't look sideways: "Zhou Cai has already moved away."
Lu Shinian: "You Zai, let me just remind you that one of the prerequisites you agreed to consider is that Zhou Cai doesn't think about it if he moves out."
Jian You: "..."
Jian You: "The time is too short for me to think about it."
Lu Shinian said with a good temper, "Okay, then you can think about it slowly, and don't let me wait until the sea is dry."
Passing the biological laboratory building, I saw a familiar figure from a distance.
Shi Yue circled the other boy on the saddle, handing him water and food, and occasionally fanning him with a hand-made fan, like a large dog that cannot be separated from its owner, very attentive.
That boy was about the same height as Shi Yue, with an outstanding appearance, the kind that people would never forget at a glance, Jian You must have seen him before.
Lu Shinian clicked his tongue, obviously not surprised by this situation.
Jian You glanced at him: "You know him?"
"I know you." Lu Shinian introduced to him: "Xie Youluo from the School of Biology is at the same level as me, and Shi Yue's senior is also his sweetheart."
Jian You was surprised: "Are they dating?"
Lu Shinian sneered: "Then you think too highly of Shi Yue. He has been chasing him for almost two years, and he hasn't caught up yet."
Suddenly, Jian You glanced at the two people in the distance again.
Shi Yu smiled brightly and flattered her, but Xie Youluo had no superfluous expression, her expression was indifferent, and she looked like an ice beauty.
It really doesn't look like a relationship.
Judging from this situation, Shi Yue still has a long way to go in chasing people.
Back in the dormitory, Jian You took out the key and was about to open the door. Lu Shinian hooked the key with his fingers, but he didn't return it when he opened the door.
"You Zai." He said, "I found that this rabbit looks more and more like you."
"Like a fart, pay me back."
Jian You reached out to grab the key, but Lu Shinian suddenly held the rabbit close to his mouth and gave him a loud kiss. Before Jian You could react, he quickly touched the tip of his nose with the rabbit: "Kiss~"
Jian You was stunned, his face flushed, and he snatched the rabbit: "I'm sick!"
Lu Shinian was yelled at, and the corners of his mouth turned even higher.
Watching a fiery crayfish rush to the balcony to wash clothes angrily, sit on the table with palms propped up, open a certain treasure and search for carrot pendants leisurely, and unexpectedly receive a message from a large dog:
Master Shi Yu: [Brother woo woo woo woo woo woo]
Ten years: [Release. 】
Master Shi Yu: [Yu Luo ignored me again/crying/crying]
Yo, if you want to talk about this, Lu Shinian won't be sleepy: [How do you say it? 】
Master Shi Yu: [I miss him every day, but he finds it annoying to see me every day, woo woo woo, what should I do QAQ]
Ten years: [Let me ask you a question, have you ever confessed your love to Xie Youluo? 】
Master Shi Yu: [No, I dare not, what if Yuluo rejects me? 】
Ten years: [You don't confess your love, how does Xie Yuluo know that you like him? 】
Master Shi Yu: 【I'm so obvious!Everyone in their lab has seen it, so it's impossible for Yu Luo not to know, right? 】
Ten Years: [Oh, I said no matter how long I chased him, it didn't work. 】
Shi Yu: [Huh? 】
Ten years: [Xie Youluo knows you like him, but you don't confess, how can he agree?Do you still want him to take the initiative to confess to you? 】
Shi Yu: [! ! ! 】
Shi Yu: [Fuck, it makes sense! 】
Shi Yu: [I rely on brother, I am enlightened now!What do you say now?Shall I go directly to A to confess? 】
Ten years: [Yes. 】
Shi Yu: [Okay!Then I went straight to it! ! ! 】
Ten Years: [Okay, remember to tell me when you're done confessing, I'll see the effect. 】
Shi Yu: [Huh? 】
Ten years: [Satisfied with happiness. 】
Shi Yu: [Oh!no problem!Wait for my good news! 】
"Lu Shinian!!!"
Jian You roared from the balcony: "How many times have I said that! Don't throw light-colored clothes into the fucking basin, they will be dyed into shit. I will see what you wear next time!"
Lu Shinian was almost scared off his phone, caught it in a hurry, and happily said, "Okay, You Zai, I will definitely buy dark colors when I buy clothes in the future!"
His promiscuity was exposed, and everyone on campus forums knew about it.
Originally, this was a private matter, and it might not be as serious as the expulsion of a senior student. The main reason was that several times involved money transactions, so the nature was different.
Some well-meaning people who couldn't understand him saw the incident, fearing that everyone's melons were not tasty enough, so they enthusiastically posted the videos and pictures in their hands on the forum.
Of course, it was deleted and taken off the shelves quickly, but the campus forum had a lot of traffic, and quickly saw that there were not a few people who kept it. Zhou Cai's reputation was completely ruined.
Jian You thought that Zhou Caiping might have a problem with her personality, but she didn't expect such a problem.
When Lu Shinian went to the laboratory, Zhou Cai's bed was already empty, and now there were only two people in the dormitory, Jian You and Dai Liangliang.
Jian You flipped through the forum briefly, and asked a lot about what happened to Zhou Cai, and Dai Liangliang was immediately opened up.
"Zhou Cai, I feel like there is something wrong with his brain. He was okay at the beginning of school, but he liked to watch things a little bit, but after he got familiar with it, he became more and more unscrupulous. A pure science student, he always puts what Talking about the art of sex makes my head pop."
"In an open society now, it's normal for sexual orientation to be less popular. I understand it, but I don't understand that he always peeks at other good-looking boys. It's okay to peek, and he even secretly takes pictures. I understand it. His thing that he beautifies as art is actually lustful!"
"And his lust is not the kind of lust that a normal person gets after having an eye addiction. Whoever he likes, he just wants to fuck him. He also likes to take videos of himself when he is, and he just watches it in the dormitory. , I was shocked when I first found out that the actor in the video was him, okay?"
Dai Liangliang became more and more excited as he talked, and he slapped the table: "Jian You, do you know what the last time was? I ran into him! Just in the temporary study room at night, he was in the corner of the classroom with a man! At first glance, I thought they were doing cardiopulmonary resuscitation because of their physical problems, the biggest shadow of my life has fallen like this!"
"Another time, when Brother Lu and I had dinner and went back to the dormitory, I bumped into him like a pervert sniffing Brother Lu's underpants hanging outside on the balcony like a pervert!"
"..."
Jian You didn't know what expression to put on right now, but he knew very well that his face must be very ugly now.
Dai Liangliang continued: "Brother Lu was always annoying him, but he pretended he didn't see him until he danced in front of him, and then he just stepped on Brother Lu and started dancing. Brother Lu must not be able to bear it. Going up is just a hard beating..."
"Okay, you don't need to say anything!"
Jian You frowned to stop him, he was a little nauseated now.
Purely thinking of Zhou Cai makes her sick to her stomach.
Sure enough, it was a big social stage, and he was still some distance away from the real society, so all kinds of weird things came out.
Dai Liangliang's enthusiasm has not faded: "Don't listen? I have more exciting stuff to come!"
"No need." Jian You picked up the key on the table: "I'm going to eat." It's not worth listening to it if it affects your appetite.
This point has passed the meal peak, and there are only a few people in the cafeteria. They are all big boys wearing vests and slippers. It seems that they are playing passionate games in the dormitory to the point where they can't hold back the five internal organs and go crazy, so they reluctantly come down to fill in some things.
Jian You took his meal and sat down in a corner. After eating half of it, he received a message from Lu Shinian:
Ten years: [You Zai~ Did you eat~ I'm in the canteen of the Three Teachings~ I'll be back in the dormitory later~ Would you like me to bring you a copy by the way~? 】
Seeing the wavy lines, Jian You wanted to pull the person out of the phone and smash his head.
He looked up and looked around, but saw no one at all.
asdfghjkl: [Eat it, no need. 】
Ten years: [Oh, that's great~ I didn't have a snack that time~ I was in the supermarket~]
asdfghjkl: [Don't eat!Are you trying to send a wavy line again! 】
Ten years: 【Okay~~~~~oh~~~~~~】
Jian You directly turned off the phone without disturbing.
Damn, retarded.
After eating in twos and twos, he put the plate in the recycling place. Jian You could go out directly through the door next to him, but he hesitated when he turned around, and chose the door that leads to the supermarket next door, which is farther away.
After walking for a while, I couldn't help scolding myself for being an idiot.
Don't take the shortcut instead of the long way, not to mention it's been half a day since Lu Shinian sent the message, even if he was here just now, it's time to leave now.
Unexpectedly, just after scolding one second, turning a corner the next second, Lu Shinian would bump into his eyes.
But he wasn't the only one.
Beside him was a boy that Jian You had never seen before, short, white and clean, chatting in front of Lu Shinian, like a talkative sparrow.
"Senior, I know you may not know me, but I am also an advanced physics major, and I will be a junior next year."
Lu Shinian was unpacking the data cable, without looking up or looking at him, he just responded casually, "I really don't know him."
Boy: "It's okay, it's okay, I just want to know you, senior. Since I entered the school, I have always heard classmates and teachers mentioning you, senior. I really admire you!"
Lu Shinian twitched the corners of his mouth, and forced a little politeness in his indifference: "No need."
The boy just couldn't understand the meaning of his face like a blind man, his eyes were bright, his enthusiasm remained undiminished, and he even showed a little shyness: "Senior, I have always wanted to learn from you, and I have many questions I want to ask you." You ask for advice, but the senior is about to graduate, so I thought, can I ask for the contact information of the senior..."
Lu Shinian was so blocked that he couldn't get away, his expression remained polite, but there were traces of impatience in the faintly furrowed brows: "Sorry, no—"
"Aren't you going yet?"
Suddenly a voice interrupted him, and Jian You stood behind the boy, urging him in a bad tone: "It's so annoying, how long do you want me to wait for you?"
Lu Shinian was stunned for half a second, then smiled brightly, and the impatience that had arisen between his brows because of the strange boy disappeared immediately.
He went straight around the boy and walked to Jian You, put his arm on his shoulder, and said to the boy with a smile: "Next time we talk, my husband has a bad temper, and he will beat him up if he waits for a long time."
Jian You's face turned dark, and under the gradually disbelieving eyes of the boy, he sent him up: "Stop talking nonsense and get the hell out!"
Lu Shinian covered his heart: "You Zai, are you kidding me, you are so cruel~"
Jian You turned his head and left, Lu Shinian followed suit with the corners of his mouth curled up, leaving the boy alone in place with a stunned and hurt look on his face.
Lu Shinian: "You Zai, why are you here? You know I'm here, and you came here to find me?"
Jian You: "Just passing by, don't be too sentimental."
Lu Shinian: "You still helped me out, I'm so touched."
Jian You: "I just can't understand you misleading your son! You smile like a flower all day long, attracting bees and butterflies."
Lu Shinian: "You Zai, your tone sounds like you're jealous~"
Jian You staggered, turned around and said fiercely at him: "I'll eat you!"
Lu Shinian hugged his face and rubbed his face: "Okay, okay, eat my uncle, be good, don't be angry~"
Jian You turned her head and quickened her pace: "It's annoying, don't follow me."
"But this is the way back to the dormitory." Lu Shinian took a few steps forward, and hooked Jian You's shoulders cheekily again: "You said think about it, how is it going, do you want to move out with me?"
Jian You didn't look sideways: "Zhou Cai has already moved away."
Lu Shinian: "You Zai, let me just remind you that one of the prerequisites you agreed to consider is that Zhou Cai doesn't think about it if he moves out."
Jian You: "..."
Jian You: "The time is too short for me to think about it."
Lu Shinian said with a good temper, "Okay, then you can think about it slowly, and don't let me wait until the sea is dry."
Passing the biological laboratory building, I saw a familiar figure from a distance.
Shi Yue circled the other boy on the saddle, handing him water and food, and occasionally fanning him with a hand-made fan, like a large dog that cannot be separated from its owner, very attentive.
That boy was about the same height as Shi Yue, with an outstanding appearance, the kind that people would never forget at a glance, Jian You must have seen him before.
Lu Shinian clicked his tongue, obviously not surprised by this situation.
Jian You glanced at him: "You know him?"
"I know you." Lu Shinian introduced to him: "Xie Youluo from the School of Biology is at the same level as me, and Shi Yue's senior is also his sweetheart."
Jian You was surprised: "Are they dating?"
Lu Shinian sneered: "Then you think too highly of Shi Yue. He has been chasing him for almost two years, and he hasn't caught up yet."
Suddenly, Jian You glanced at the two people in the distance again.
Shi Yu smiled brightly and flattered her, but Xie Youluo had no superfluous expression, her expression was indifferent, and she looked like an ice beauty.
It really doesn't look like a relationship.
Judging from this situation, Shi Yue still has a long way to go in chasing people.
Back in the dormitory, Jian You took out the key and was about to open the door. Lu Shinian hooked the key with his fingers, but he didn't return it when he opened the door.
"You Zai." He said, "I found that this rabbit looks more and more like you."
"Like a fart, pay me back."
Jian You reached out to grab the key, but Lu Shinian suddenly held the rabbit close to his mouth and gave him a loud kiss. Before Jian You could react, he quickly touched the tip of his nose with the rabbit: "Kiss~"
Jian You was stunned, his face flushed, and he snatched the rabbit: "I'm sick!"
Lu Shinian was yelled at, and the corners of his mouth turned even higher.
Watching a fiery crayfish rush to the balcony to wash clothes angrily, sit on the table with palms propped up, open a certain treasure and search for carrot pendants leisurely, and unexpectedly receive a message from a large dog:
Master Shi Yu: [Brother woo woo woo woo woo woo]
Ten years: [Release. 】
Master Shi Yu: [Yu Luo ignored me again/crying/crying]
Yo, if you want to talk about this, Lu Shinian won't be sleepy: [How do you say it? 】
Master Shi Yu: [I miss him every day, but he finds it annoying to see me every day, woo woo woo, what should I do QAQ]
Ten years: [Let me ask you a question, have you ever confessed your love to Xie Youluo? 】
Master Shi Yu: [No, I dare not, what if Yuluo rejects me? 】
Ten years: [You don't confess your love, how does Xie Yuluo know that you like him? 】
Master Shi Yu: 【I'm so obvious!Everyone in their lab has seen it, so it's impossible for Yu Luo not to know, right? 】
Ten Years: [Oh, I said no matter how long I chased him, it didn't work. 】
Shi Yu: [Huh? 】
Ten years: [Xie Youluo knows you like him, but you don't confess, how can he agree?Do you still want him to take the initiative to confess to you? 】
Shi Yu: [! ! ! 】
Shi Yu: [Fuck, it makes sense! 】
Shi Yu: [I rely on brother, I am enlightened now!What do you say now?Shall I go directly to A to confess? 】
Ten years: [Yes. 】
Shi Yu: [Okay!Then I went straight to it! ! ! 】
Ten Years: [Okay, remember to tell me when you're done confessing, I'll see the effect. 】
Shi Yu: [Huh? 】
Ten years: [Satisfied with happiness. 】
Shi Yu: [Oh!no problem!Wait for my good news! 】
"Lu Shinian!!!"
Jian You roared from the balcony: "How many times have I said that! Don't throw light-colored clothes into the fucking basin, they will be dyed into shit. I will see what you wear next time!"
Lu Shinian was almost scared off his phone, caught it in a hurry, and happily said, "Okay, You Zai, I will definitely buy dark colors when I buy clothes in the future!"
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