Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit

"Finally the exam is over~ah~ cool~"

"What's so cool, it's only half a term, it won't affect your failure at the end of the term."

"Then I'm happy too, you care about me?"

"Hey, it's raining outside, do you have an umbrella?"

"Bring it with you, call Dad and take it for you."

"roll!"

Liu Jianchuan pushed his roommate with a smile and cursed, turned around and saw Jian You who was at the end of the corridor, and called out to him: "Jian You! It's raining outside, do you have an umbrella? Do you want to go back with us?"

Jian You said he had brought it, the phone rang, and he looked down:

Ten Years: [Image]

Ten years: [@asdfghjklYouzai~ I'm stuck at the library gate, please pick me up~]

In the picture is the lawn of the flower bed in front of the library, which is wet and green by the rain at the moment. A hand with strong bones stretches out from the eaves to catch the rainwater. The palm is stained with water drops, which is pale and beautiful against the natural background.

There is something wrong, why pretend to be melancholy.

Jian You moved her fingers to reply, but Dai Liangliang's message popped up first:

Twinkling and twinkling, Jingjing said: 【No, Brother Lu, do you still need someone to pick you up?Shouldn't the library be full of your little fans and little girls? 】

Twinkle, twinkle, Jingjing: [Wouldn't it be perfect to just put together an umbrella with the female classmate next to you?Not only do you not need to bother Jian You for a trip, but maybe a coquettish little peach blossom will bloom, hee hee~]

Ten years: [What you said makes sense/thinking/thinking]

Ten years: [@asdfghjklyou cub, are you here yet? 】

Jian You: "..."

Delete the [Wait] in the input box, type a new line and send it:

asdfghjkl: [Catch the fart, come back dripping by yourself! 】

Ten Years: [Wuwu Youzai, you are so cruel]

asdfghjkl: [Wow, sir. 】

Jian You turned off the phone with a dark face.

Walking to the door, Liu Jianchuan asked him, "Shall we go to the cafeteria for dinner together?"

Jian You refused: "No, I have to go to the library if I have something to do."

Liu Jianchuan: "What are you doing in the library now?"

With emotion, Jian You said, "Pick up the dog."

Liu Jianchuan: "???"

The rain in summer gradually became majestic, and puddles of puddles quickly formed on the low-lying ground. The raindrops were so big that they could bubble up when they fell into the puddles.

The soles of Jianyou's shoes were wet all over.

The stairs at the entrance of the library were ridiculously high. Jian You turned around the flower platform and was about to go up. When he lifted the umbrella, he saw a beautiful girl standing beside Lu Shinian, holding a pink lace umbrella with a smile on her face. Said something to him.

Not surprisingly, they should be inviting him to go back with an umbrella.

Jian You paused and stopped in place.

Lu Shinian politely waved his hand and refused, and the girl was not disappointed, she took out a blue flower from her bag and handed it to him, and said something else.

Jian You felt that according to Lu Shinian's urination, he would definitely refuse.

Unexpectedly, he lowered his head and looked at it for a few times, and he really took it. Whoever understands the mouth shape of thank you.

Jian You's complexion was even darker than when he was downstairs in the teaching building just now.

He glared at Lu Shinian from a distance, turned around and left, but was recognized by the umbrella, waved goodbye to the girl, stepped into the rain to catch up with Jian You without hesitation, and especially consciously hid from him under the umbrella.

"You Zai, didn't you come to pick me up? Why did you leave without receiving it?"

"Don't pretend to be affectionate, I'll just pass by whoever picks you up, can't you?"

"Then you pass by and pick me up, I'm waiting for you."

"There are so many umbrellas for you? Who told you to wait." Jian You clicked his tongue: "Can you go over there, who do you want to squeeze to death?!"

"Your umbrella is too small, if you don't stick it, you will get wet."

Lu Shinian hugged him even tighter with a smile, and handed the contents in front of Jian You before Jian You got angry and removed the umbrella: "Don't be angry, brother gave you a little flower~"

It was the flower that the girl gave him when he was at the entrance of the library. He couldn't see it clearly from a distance, but when he got close, he could find that it was not a real flower, but a paper flower skillfully folded from blue colored paper.

Jian You twitched the corner of his mouth mockingly: "You give me what others gave you?"

"Girls in our class have recently become popular with this. When it comes to the graduation ceremony, everyone will give it a hand. Now let's try the water."

Lu Shinian smiled and scratched his face with the flower: "So it's not considered as a gift for me, but just sent it casually, can I accept it now, Jian Daiyu?"

"..."

Jian You's face turned pale, and he raised his hand to grab it in his hand: "Who cares about a broken flower?"

"I'm rare and you are rare."

Lu Shinian looked at his face, and after a while, he raised his brows as if suddenly realizing: "You Zai, are you jealous? Because Liangliang said that a girl picked me up? Or because someone else sent me flowers because of a misunderstanding?"

Jian You was taken aback for a moment, and he didn't know what to think of, his face stinked completely, and he stuffed the flower back in anger: "I'm jealous of your uncle, are you sick?!"

Depend on!

That is to say, whoever lends him an umbrella and who gives him flowers is none of his business!

Is he upset? !

Sure enough, he couldn't stay with the idiot for too long, he was going to be infected with the idiot syndrome.

"Okay, okay, I didn't eat or eat, I'm eating, okay?" Lu Shinian hurriedly coaxed him to stop: "Don't mess with you cub, my shoulders are all wet."

Jian You yelled at him: "It's none of my business, you'd better go back as a soaked rat!"

Lu Shinian: "But if I catch a cold, you're the one who has worked hard, be good, be obedient."

Jian You: "..."

Jian You: "Don't think I'll make you that broken secret recipe again!!!"

Sure enough, Jian You was not suitable to hold an umbrella with Lu Shinian, who had a long mouth. It was only a few minutes away from the library to the dormitory, and half of the clothes of the two of them were almost too wet to see.

It took another two hours to take a shower, change clothes, and eat. The rain almost stopped in the afternoon, and the two finally procrastinated and started to pack their luggage.

Lu Shinian opened the cabinet and took a look, then looked at the suitcase spread out on the ground, thought for a while, and then called Jian You: "You Zai, how about a bet?"

Jian You: "No time, don't call, don't talk to me."

Lu Shinian threw a bet that even boys couldn't refuse: "If you win, I'll call you Dad."

Jian You immediately stopped folding clothes, turned his head: "What bet?"

Lu Shinian pointed to the cabinet: "Just bet if I can pack all these clothes into the suitcase, I think it's fine, what do you think?"

Jian You glanced inside, and besides the slow clothes, there were even a few rogue rabbits caught from the claw machine at the entrance of the hotpot restaurant.

Take another look at your luggage with limited space.

"Impossible." He vowed.

"Okay." Lu Shinian said with a smile, "If you can't pretend, I'll call you Dad, but if you can pretend, you can call me brother, how about it?"

This wave is not bad, Jian You agreed.

Then he just watched Lu Shinian fidget around a little when the suitcase was about to fill up, and the folds of the suitcase were opened, almost doubling the storage space.

Jian You: "???"

He was angry: "Fuck, why are you so insidious, a dog man?!"

Lu Shinian expressed his innocence: "You didn't ask me, how can this be considered my sinister? You cub, are you willing to accept the bet?"

Jian You: "I'm not convinced!"

Lu Shinian smiled at him.

Jian You had a very bad premonition, turned his head and wanted to run, and just stood up, when he was hugged by the waist and sat down in the suitcase.

Lu Shinian put his hands on his sides, trapped him and prevented him from running, and looked at him with a half-smile: "Are you convinced?"

Jian You poked his neck: "Not convinced!"

Lu Shinian: "You Zai, do you know that you might be sent to the crematorium to be burned to ashes, and you can find two flaps of your mouth if you fiddle with it a few times."

Jian You's head was full of black lines: "You were sent to the crematorium!"

Lu Shinian: "I heard that the tougher the mouth, the softer the kiss, can I try?"

Jian You's pupils trembled: "Try what?"

The corners of Lu Shinian's mouth curved even wider: "What do you think?"

He clasped the back of his head and lowered his head, Jian You blushed into a crayfish, covered his face and tried to back away, yelling in panic: "I'm convinced! You're the one! I'm convinced, can't you? !"

Lu Shinian pulled his hand down regretfully, and stopped approaching: "Let's call it."

Jian You turned away his face, grudgingly gritted his teeth: "Brother!"

Lu Shinian corrected him strictly: "It's my brother."

Jian You: "..."

He opened his mouth, but couldn't utter a single syllable for a long time.

Damn it, why can't I utter a single word.

Lu Shinian pinched his face and urged, "Hurry up~"

Jianyou's back molars were grinding, and he tried a few more times, but he couldn't, and he still couldn't say: "There are so many shits, aren't they the same?!"

Lu Shinian: "Why can't you say the same thing? Huh?"

Jian You: "..."

Lu Shinian: "Your ears are bleeding, are you so shy?"

Jian You took a deep breath, and shouted loudly: "Brother! Brother, Brother, Brother!!! Is it all right?!!!"

"...you cub." Lu Shinian frowned

Jian You was annoyed: "What are you doing!"

Lu Shinian: "I've been called hard by you."

Jian You's eyes widened suddenly: "Are you—"

"The fist is hard." Lu Shinian added leisurely: "I'm not Liu Bei, and you're not Zhang Fei, remember to be gentle next time~"

Jian You wanted to give him a Zhang Fei fist right now.

"Brother Lu! Jianyou!!!"

Dai Liangliang rushed in in a hurry, saw them stunned for a moment, turned around subconsciously and covered his eyes with a wow, thought about it wrong, then let go and turned around: "Forget it! I don't care if I'm indecent or not, I'm going to stay alone!"

"Are you really going to move out?"

He squatted next to them, with a bitter expression on his face: "Isn't the dormitory so big enough for you to be gay? I don't want to bother you, you've moved out, and I'm so lonely in the dormitory."

Jian You clapped Lu Shinian's hand and stood up: "He insists on moving, you ask him."

Lu Shinian patted Dai Liangliang affectionately: "We moved out purely for personal reasons, but even if we don't live together, we are still good brothers. You are welcome to come and play often."

Dai Liangliang's eyes brightened: "Then can I move out with you?"

Lu Shinian thought for a while, "That's fine."

Upon hearing this, Jian You turned her head and glanced at him.

Lu Shinian continued to add: "But my house only has one bed, if you move there, you'll have to sleep on the sofa."

Dai Liangliang was tactically silent. After a while, he sighed vicissitudes of life: "Forget it, the golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as your own doghouse. Take care of yourself after you go out, this will always be your home."

Dai Liangliang's moods come and go quickly, one second he was squatting on the ground and sighing to hurt the spring and autumn, and the next second he accepted the invitation of the good brother next door, and Xinxinran went to the happy five rows with his computer in his arms.

Jian You went to the balcony to collect the clothes, while Lu Shinian was considering whether to keep two dolls for Dai Liangliang as a memory, when he received a tearful complaint from his little cousin:

Master Shi Yu: [Brother! ! !You evil spirit! ! ! 】

Master Shi Yu: [I just confessed my love to You Luo, but he not only refused to agree to me, but also annoyed me even more, let alone showing me a good face!What the hell, I just made a big move to give away my head for failing to confess! 】

Master Shi Yu: [This wave is all your fault for coming up with random ideas, wah wah wah! 】

That's it.

Lu Shinian rubbed his chin in thought.

Ten years: [It seems that the way of directly confessing without being sure will not work. 】

Master Shi Yu: 【You only know! 】

Ten years: [Okay, I see, thank you brother. 】

Sir Shi Yue: [? ? ? 】

Master Shi Yu: [What are you thanking me for? 】

Master Shi Yu: [...?Fuck? ! 】

Master Shi Yu: 【You use me as a test subject! ! ! !You beast ah ah ah ah I want to tell my aunt! ! ! ! 】