Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit

A certain person has been scheming for a long time, Jian You's clothes have been in his room since the day he moved in, and now it's too easy to move.

In the morning, the alarm clock that Jian You set rang once, no, half a sound, and then it was turned off. Fortunately, he had a light sleep in the morning and added a biological clock that he had developed early, otherwise he would not be able to wake up.

When he opened his eyes, he saw Lu Shinian sitting on the edge of the bed, and almost lost his hand and was about to touch his face.

"...You want to plot against me?"

Lu Shinian clicked his tongue and pinched his face: "Why did you wake up so quickly? Your husband's gentle wake-up service hasn't started yet."

The corner of Jian You's mouth twitched: "Get out, you call this gentle wake-up call?"

Lu Shinian regretted, "I'll be gentle if you don't wake up."

Something is wrong.

Jian You patted his hand away, squinted his eyes and woke up for a while, then lifted the quilt and got out of bed.

When he got up, he realized that Lu Shinian had already moved all his things to the master bedroom during his extra sleep.

"..."

Thanks to her boyfriend, Jian You was speechless many times in just one morning: "If you are so considerate, I will suspect that I have stepped on a wolf's den."

Lu Shinian was not ashamed, but rather proud. Leaning against the door frame, he spoke frankly and smiled with his eyes bent: "I can't wait."

"You're a jerk, if you talk like that again, I'll beat you up."

Jian You turned around and went into the bathroom, just as he squeezed toothpaste, the follower followed in, and started to squeeze toothpaste beside him.

Jian You glanced at him: "What are you doing up so early?" She didn't even brush her teeth.

Lu Shinian: "Moving things, preparing breakfast, stealthily turning off your alarm clock, and waiting for you to brush your teeth together."

"..."

Something wrong.

Before Jian You rolled his eyes, he was picked up by Lu Shinian with a toothbrush in his mouth and placed on the sink.

"??"

Touching the marble surface, Jian You's butt felt cold, and he frowned: "What kind of wind is it?"

Lu Shinian stood next to him with one hand, and Jian You was sitting at the height where he was facing him, seeing the satisfied smile in his eyes.

"You cub, happy~"

The invisible tail behind Lu Shinian could shake a phantom at him.

Jian You was puzzled: "Why are you so happy for no reason?"

Lu Shinian smiled and said, "Happy boyfriend finally lives with me."

"What is finally?" Jian You corrected him: "How long has it been since I moved in?"

Lu Shinian was serious: "An Oreo without a filling isn't called an Oreo. In the same way, cohabitation without a roommate isn't considered cohabitation."

"..."

Jian You's mouth was full of foam, too lazy to chat with him, he hummed twice and stopped talking, and continued to brush his teeth with a little bit of sleepiness, as for the person in front of him, let him watch slowly if he wanted to.

After washing, he found that the front of Lu Shinian's clothes were wet for some reason, so Jian You left him to change in the room alone, and went to the living room with his slippers on.

On the table is the breakfast that has been prepared in advance. On the sofa is a pomelo that is sleeping in a standard round shape. Its eyes are closed and its tail is pointing a little bit. I just don’t know if it’s really asleep or just pretending. Close your eyes and meditate leisurely there.

The little cat is so happy.

Jian You stopped between the two of them, which one was more attractive to him, there was no suspense, it was clear at a glance.

Turning her toes, Jian You walked towards the kitten.

When Lu Shinian came out after changing his clothes, Jian You was squatting in front of the sofa and lovingly rubbing the head of the little cat, while Youyou raised his face and let Yuan rub it flat, occasionally making a sound like a coquettish, making people even more reluctant to let go up.

Hey, it's so cute, let's stick it with your face~

Lu Shinian raised his eyebrows, leaned on the spot and watched silently with the corners of his lips curled up.

Jian You had had enough rubbing, he groaned twice before standing up, and when he walked to the door, he was blocked by a wall of people.

"What are you doing here, step aside."

Jian You pushed him, but did not push him away, Youyou jumped off the sofa and strolled leisurely from their feet to eat at his own bowl.

Jian You: "?"

Lu Shinian: "You Zai, you can't treat them differently."

Jian You: "?? What did I treat differently?"

Lu Shinian: "You don't touch me if you touch it."

Jian You: "..."

Lu Shinian: "Yuyou can do it, so can Niannian."

Jian You hugged his head and rubbed it indiscriminately.

Lu Shinian's hair immediately became a mess. Not only did he not care about it, he narrowed his eyes as if he was being rubbed comfortably, and bent down to approach: "There are still stickers~"

Oh, falling in love is such a waste of time, the two spent the whole morning at home without doing anything, and in the end Jian You was driven by Lu Shinian to school, almost not late.

Lu Shinian: "Bao, I'm going to the radio station, and I'll meet you for dinner at noon."

There are still 6 minutes before the class starts, Jian You hastily answered and said yes, waved his arms at him, turned and ran into the teaching building.

"What's wrong, did you oversleep?"

Liu Jianchuan was playing Xiaoxiaole, when he heard the movement, he looked up, oh, it was a classmate Xiao Jian who came in out of breath.

"No." Jian You put down his book and sat down, but fortunately he caught up.

Liu Jianchuan: "Then we drove you over from the second ring road when we had class at ten o'clock?"

Jian You: "There is a dog on the road."

Liu Jianchuan: "?"

Jian You: "Hold my clothes and won't let me go."

Liu Jianchuan cheered up: "I wiped? Bit you?"

Jian You: "No."

Liu Jianchuan: "Then why is it holding your clothes?"

Jian You was expressionless: "I have to touch him, and only let me go when I've touched him enough."

Liu Jianchuan: "?? Why is the dog so close? Did you touch it?"

Jian You hummed.

Liu Jianchuan: "You are just too kind. Next time you will take a detour. There is a saying that first-rate stray dogs are dirty, and they may go crazy and bite you one day."

Jian You: "It's not a stray dog."

Liu Jianchuan: "Huh?"

Jian You corrected it solemnly: "It's not a stray dog, it's not fierce, and it won't bite me."

Not all dogs touch either.

Touch only if you like it.

The teacher of this class pays too much attention to the sense of ritual, whether you want to listen or not, you have to gather the number of people, so that the classroom looks full, and he is satisfied with the roll call.

On the other hand, whoever fails to come to the point of call will directly deduct 35 points from the final grade, and then the final exam will only have a five-point error tolerance rate.

Lu Shinian sent a message asking him if he was in class and what he would like to eat for lunch, but Jian You couldn't think of it, so he asked him how he could read the manuscript and still have time to play with his phone.

Xiaohui and two other girls sat behind him. Halfway through the class, the teacher was immersed in the ocean of knowledge and ignored them. A few girls chatted behind him.

"Isn't it almost Children's Day? I want to give him a gift, what do you think I should give?"

"What? Is your boyfriend some kind of giant baby? Children's Day is still going on, and you still want to receive gifts?"

"To be more precise, they are two giant babies. Her boyfriend has secretly bought her a very expensive necklace with the money he has saved for several months."

"...Is this a young couple? But isn't it a gift for Children's Day? Why did your boyfriend give it to you?"

"Not delivered."

"Then how do you know?"

"I accidentally turned to his shopping list, and by the way, looked at the chat records between him and the seller... What the hell am I sending? I'm so worried these days."

Jian You sympathized.

Although he didn't say anything, he was actually quite annoying. Lu Shinian's birthday was just around the corner, and he almost searched through Baidu Zhihu, but he couldn't find a suitable gift.

In fact, many suggestions are good, such as gifts for watches, necklaces, earrings, shoes, game consoles...

But it is suitable for ordinary couples, but it is not suitable for the two of them.

Leaving aside the fact that his date is a boy, necklaces and earrings are no good, just talking about watches, shoes, and game consoles, Lu Shinian either has a lot of them himself, or he gave them to him before.

For the first gift, he didn't want to get away with it, and gave Lu Shinian something dispensable as a ritual.

It was because he knew that Lu Shinian would like whatever he gave him, so he wanted to give him what he really wanted.

"No, he has what you said, or he has already given it to me. It would be too dishonest for me to give it away."

"Then what do you want to do?"

"I just want to give him something he really likes, not because I gave it to him, so he likes it."

"Then what does he like, do you know?"

"I know."

"Send it!"

"But he has them all."

"Then give me your favourite."

"what?"

"It's so troublesome. Doesn't he like you the most? I think you gave him yourself."

"Ah???"

"Wash and pack up, stuff yourself in his bed and wait."

"Isn't that bad?!"

"Hahahahahaha, with her boyfriend's feudal and conservative personality, I guess she didn't dare to lift the quilt, so she just lay outside the quilt and turned into a boiled shrimp all night, chatting with her about life ideals until morning!"

……

"Jian You, I've ordered you."

Liu Jianchuan abducted him: "Brother, call roll!"

Jian wandered back to his senses and answered.

Liu Jianchuan: "Why are you so obsessed?"

Jian You vaguely replied that it was nothing.

After class at twelve o'clock, the bell ended, and the rare campus radio music rang. After the host's voice ended, there was a deep and deep voice that Jian You was extremely familiar with.

Most of the content of the graduation manuscript is the same, maybe you can be moved after listening to it once, but you will become numb if you don’t listen to it too much.

"The school is about to start to stir up a wave of graduation feelings again."

"I knew Senior Lu would be arrested."

"Catch it a few more times. If the voices of the campus radio guests in the past were so pleasant, I wouldn't want to smash the radio station speakers every time I was woken up from a nap."

"Hey, Jian You, do you want to have lunch together?"

"No, wait for someone."

"Okay, let's go downstairs together?"

"Ah."

Walking out of the teaching building, the short speech script on the radio was almost finished. According to the usual practice, the host's free questioning session followed.

It can be regarded as an informal interview in the school. Usually, everyone likes to listen to this session the most, because all the strange questions are posted by the students themselves in the forum, and the host collects them and relays them on their behalf.

After two innocuous topics about study and graduation impressions, the host raised a third question: "Everyone knows that Senior Lu is from a wealthy family and is excellent in all aspects, so he is very curious. People, will there be baby things too?"

Lu Shinian's slightly lazy voice came from the radio, and after being affected by the electric current, it was still pleasant to listen to: "Yes, why not, there are too many, and I'm just an ordinary person. "

According to the host's train of thought, the next step is to ask the baby what's in it.

But Lu Shinian's next sentence added by Yoyo caught him off guard: "Special statement, among all the precious things, my partner will always be the most precious one."

The host was so stupid that he almost couldn't answer.

This wave... Should it be called self-exposure? ? ?

Jian You, who had been listening attentively, was also taken aback for a moment, and finally staggered on the steps and almost fell down.

Immediately afterwards, he heard the host ask Lu Shinian in a subdued and excited tone: "Subject? Senior Lu is in a relationship? But senior Lu has always been single before, hasn't he?"

There is no doubt that the excitement of gossip rushed straight to Tianlinggai.

Liu Jianchuan: "Senior Lu actually fell in love at this very moment? Wow! The sunset is red!"

Jian You looked at him secretly.

Liu Jianchuan immediately changed his words: "I mean the sunset is red on campus, Senior Lu is graduating soon, hahaha."

Lu Shinian: "Just caught up."

Host: "Senior Lu turned out to be the active party. Is the other party also from our school?"

Lu Shinian: "Yes."

Moderator: "Can you tell me something?"

Lu Shinian smiled: "No, he's shy."

Jian You pouted, idiot, who is shy.

The host was a little disappointed, but quickly took a step back and asked, "Then can you tell me what kind of person the other party is?"

"cute."

Lu Shinian said that after finishing speaking, he felt that the level of expression was not enough, and he thought for a second: "It's very cute, it's not the kind that can't find anything else to praise but can only praise cuteness, he is already cute to the bone , can you understand me when I say that?"

host:"……"

I gossip well, and you please answer well, don't show off.

"Crazy." Jian You rubbed his ears and whispered something.

Liu Jianchuan: "Ah? What did you say?"

Jian You: "Nothing."

They parted ways at the gate, and now that there was no one around, he raised his hands and rubbed his ears, and sat and waited by the flower table under the shade of a nearby tree.

Host: "I understand. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She is full of strengths and has absolutely no weaknesses—"

Lu Shinian interrupted him: "Not without it."

Host: "What?"

Lu Shinian said frankly, "He actually has a bad temper, he always scolds me."

Jian You rolled his eyes.

Hmph, dog thief, sue me in front of all the teachers and students in the school, right?

Host: "Ah, this? Is hitting or scolding or love?"

Lu Shinian: "How do you know?"

host:"?"

Lu Shinian flattered: "I feel the same way. There are so many people in the world. Why do they just scold me and not others? He just likes me."

host:"……"

Jian You: "..."

The audience, teachers and students who pricked up their ears: "..."

Seeing that the host seemed unable to ask questions, Lu Shinian glanced at the time and said, "There are still 3 minutes, can I say a few more words?"

Host: "Huh?"

Lu Shinian: "He seems to be a little allergic to love words. He thinks it's too nasty for me to say these things in his ears, but I think there are some things that he should know. It just so happens that he is in school now. Is it okay for me to say it here?"

The host was already stunned: "Uh, yes, what do you want to say?"

Lu Shinian rolled his eyes, as if feeling emotional: "I want to say that I really love him."

"Why does it look like the shape of my arms? Every time I have to let go after hugging, it always makes me feel thirsty for three days and three nights, but I can't unscrew the cap of the iced Coke bottle. It's uncomfortable."

"It's amazing. When I'm not with him, a few ants passing by on the road carrying broken biscuit crumbs; a dragonfly in the woods loses a fight; or the stir-fried vegetables for lunch have more leaves than meat. I want to follow him non-stop. He shares."

"Sometimes I really want to hide him and let him spread all his temper on me, but more often I want to tell the world that I belong to him, and my cat and I are under his control , all with his surname."

"I don't know if he thinks I'm too clingy to him, but it's useless to dislike me. Advanced math problems can be overcome, and advanced physics application problems are also fine. This is really not good. I like staying with him so much, no exaggeration Let’s just say, if he dies decades later, I want to lie in the same coffin as him.”

"It's ashamed to say that I really have nothing else to give him except the money I can't spend and the thoughts I have always been kind to him, so I really appreciate him being so good-looking and willing to be with me."

"The longer I stay with him, the more I feel that life is too short. After a simple calculation, it may not be enough for me to tell him all my favorites carefully."

"But it's not a big problem. I have been with him for a long time, so right now, I can only ask one important question."

"Baby, do you want to accompany me to eat dry pot beef at noon?"