Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit

"The manuscript is finished, so I can leave right away?" Lu Shinian asked the host after turning off the broadcasting equipment.

"Uh, yes, I'm fine now, you've worked hard, senior, and you can leave now." The host was still not at peace, thinking that you are reading manuscripts, are you here to read love letters?

Lu Shinian himself was not at all aware that he had done something big enough to cause a sensation on campus, and posted it on a hot thread on the forum for three days and three nights. He hummed and left quickly.

As soon as he went downstairs and went out the gate, he saw Jian You waiting for him leaning on the big stone with Yude Building not far away.

His footsteps became brisk in an instant, and he walked over and stopped in front of Jian You: "Why are you here, I originally wanted to tell you to go to the side door and wait for me to get closer, so you don't have to walk so far."

"Walk a few more steps and you won't die of exhaustion." Jian You stood up and said, "Let's go."

Lu Shinian followed.

But before he had gone far, Jian You suddenly stopped again, and just as Lu Shinian wanted to ask if he had forgotten something, someone suddenly turned around and hugged him forcefully.

Lu Shinian raised his eyebrows: "You Zai?"

Jian You said ferociously: "Why, can't you hug me?"

Lu Shinian curled his lips, "Yes, of course I can. I'm yours. You can hug me however you want, but can you not hug me like this?"

He couldn't pull out his hand, and couldn't hold it back.

Jian You: "I can't, have you made a request?"

Lu Shinian: "Okay."

Within two seconds, he suddenly realized and asked: "But You Zai, we just held hands yesterday and hugged today. Isn't the progress too fast?"

Jian You: "..."

Jian You punched him on the shoulder unceremoniously, and sent him away: "Stupid, was it a dog who slept in the same bed with me yesterday?"

Lu Shinian: "Every dungeon has a special drop. My performance is so good, can't I have an additional reward?"

"Reward a fart, your order has long been messed up."

Jian You pulled him back angrily: "Let's go, I don't want to eat dry pot beef. I won't wait with you if I don't have a seat when it's late."

Surrounded by students coming and going, Jian You was generous and didn't shy away from anyone.

Lu Shinian looked at the hand he was holding, his eyes were almost blind.

Alas, a little floating.

"You cubs."

"put."

"I bought you a new dress, wear it tomorrow?"

"Can you wear what you bought?"

"Of course you don't believe me."

"Oh."

"Will you wear that?"

"Look at my mood."

Lu Shinian was busy at school these two days, and when Jian You woke up the next morning, he was the only one left at home.

There was a prepared breakfast on the table, and a piece of note paper full of messy words and baffling kaomoji.

"..."

Jian You twisted the post-it note and wanted to throw it into the trash can, but he thought of something before letting go, and stopped his action quickly.

Let's keep it, he thought.

Pull it out in 20 years and show someone how dumb he was when he was younger.

After eating, he cleared the table and checked the time. It wasn't nine o'clock, and he had class at ten o'clock.

He hesitated a few times standing there, and finally turned around and went to the study.

Click on the computer to log in to the account, and decompress the resource pack that was bought yesterday with a "huge sum of money". Countless sub-files pop up in rows. Just looking at the file name is enough to make people's faces jump.

Do you want to be so straightforward.

Jian You wiped his face, took a deep breath, and opened a file casually to observe.

how to say?Just... it must be said that the door to a new world has been opened.

The more Jian You watched, the more he clenched his teeth, gradually pulling away the distance between his face and the computer screen, and his mind was full of shit, shit, shit?

It turns out that men and men are like this, but can men and men still be like this?

Doesn't it hurt?

Don't support it?

No, won't it be too deep?

No, at the last moment, he couldn't hold back and turned off the power of the computer.

The screen is too big, a bit overwhelming.

He changed his learning tool from a computer to a mobile phone, and he huddled on the gaming chair to accept the impact of new knowledge, his cheeks were sore from biting, and his brows were so wrinkled that they could kill flies.

Fortunately, it was Lu Shinian's Dogecoin.

He thought, if someone else had to do this kind of thing to him, he would put a knife on his neck and forget it.

At the critical moment, a sudden call came in, which startled him, and he almost missed the phone and fell to the ground.

Lu Shinian's phone call.

"Damn." He blurted out an exclamation, his heartbeat couldn't stabilize for a moment, and he answered the phone in a bad tone: "There is something wrong! Why do you call if you have nothing to do?"

Lu Shinian: "Huh? You Zai, what are you doing?"

Jian You: "None of your business."

Lu Shinian: "So guilty, why did you do something bad behind my back?"

Jian You's tail was stepped on, and he quickly jumped up: "What nonsense are you talking about? Which eye saw my guilty conscience?"

Lu Shinian calmed down: "I didn't see with my two eyes, but I heard with my two ears."

Jian You was annoyed: "You heard it wrong!"

Lu Shinian: "No—"

Jian You: "Try another word!!!"

Lu Shinian fell silent.

The doorbell rang too.

Who will come here at this time.

Jian You got up to open the door, there was a courier from the same city standing outside the door, and asked, "Is that Mr. Jian You?"

Jian You nodded: "Yes."

Courier: "Your city courier, sign for it."

Jian You received a courier in a daze, and after closing the door, he asked the person on the other end of the phone: "What did you do?"

It was quiet on the other end of the phone.

Jian You glanced at the screen, but didn't hang up: "Hello? Dog thief? Where are you?"

The other side still didn't speak.

Jian You thought he was stuck, clicked his tongue, and was about to hang up and send a message, when he suddenly remembered something, tentatively: "You can speak up now."

Lu Shinian: "Ang! It's the courier I sent you. The clothes I mentioned yesterday, take them apart and see if you like them~"

Jian You: "..."

Jian You: "Do you fucking dare to be more childish?"

Unpacking the courier, it was a white T-shirt with a blue bear printed on the chest, tilting his head to the left, looking dumbfounded.

Lu Shinian: "Did you see it?"

Jian You picked up his clothes: "It's so ugly, what kind of silly bear is this?"

Lu Shinian sternly gave him science popularization: "This is called Silly Lexiong, a doll that is very popular in amusement parks, and many children like it."

Jian You: "Kids like to care about me?"

Lu Shinian took it for granted: "Why don't you close it, you are also my little friend."

Jian You: "You are young."

Lu Shinian: "Well... let's not discuss this for the time being~ The clothes are sent to the laundromat first, so you can wear them directly."

Jian You: "Wear a fart, it's so ugly."

Lu Shinian: "Ugly? I've been picking one for a long time."

Jian You: "I asked you to pick it? If you have nothing to do, stop talking nonsense and hang up."

Lu Shinian: "Okay, baby bye."

Jian You hung up the phone directly.

The screen jumps to the page of call records, interrupted by this, Jian You didn't have the heart to continue to expand his knowledge, so he simply closed all the backstage.

It's strange, as an adult, how could he act like a thief watching an action movie.

He picked up his clothes and looked around again, then entered the room with an expression of extreme dislike for that silly bear.

Five minutes later, the innocent male college student went out to class. The white T-shirt was neat and tidy, and the blue bear on his chest added more than two points of cuteness.

Going out early, Jian You is not in a hurry, so the footsteps slow down, and the shadow walks slowly towards the teaching building under the sparse shadows.

The sound of the rolling wheel sounded, and a shadow chased after it.

Lu Shinian stepped on the skateboard he didn't know where he came from, and circled Jian You twice with skill, which he called "traveling the world twice".

Jian You couldn't help showing an expression of looking stupid, and after wandering around him, he found Hua Dian: "Wait, what's the matter with your clothes?"

It is made of black fabric, with the same Shale bear printed on his chest. The difference is that Jian You is blue, while his is pink, with his head tilted to the right. When the two walk together, it is like two bears about to touch each other. Same head.

Lu Shinian shook his clothes: "How about the custom-made couple outfits, isn't it okay?"

Jian You word by word: "No, why, what, kind."

No wonder he insisted on wearing it today, so it was waiting for him here, this person is really a chicken thief.

Forget it, I don't bother to worry about wearing it all, Jian You waved her hand weakly: "Get out of the way, don't delay my class."

Lu Shinian obediently moved away from him, but didn't dodge completely, skating slowly beside him at his speed on the skateboard, asking him if he was handsome, and if he wanted to learn, while skating. He taught by himself.

Jian You glanced at him: "You are so handsome, if you want to follow me, just roll off the top to show how tall you are."

He was already taller than him, but now with a skateboard under his feet, he almost seemed to be looking down.

This made Jian You very unhappy.

Lu Shinian gestured for a height with his hand: "But You Zai, I just want to be taller than you."

Jian You: "It's only less than ten centimeters, and I'm not short either, so don't make a fuss about it!"

Oh, grabbing the tip of the tail.

It turns out that the height is also the mine of the little rabbit. He not only stepped on it, but also jumped repeatedly on it.

Remember that the little rabbit who cares about these few centimeters is too cute, Lu Shinian rubbed his head with love.

He jumped off the skateboard, made a sudden move amid Jian You's puzzled expression, and easily picked him up and put him on the edge of the flower table next to him.

Jian You started inexplicably, and then ended inexplicably: "What do you want to do?"

Lu Shinian smiled and made a gesture with his fingers: "You Zai, come on, lower your head."

Without knowing it, Jian You bent down and approached him on the spot, urging him: "If you fart, hurry up, I'm still in a hurry to go to class—"

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, Lu Shinian raised his head and kissed him quickly at the corner of his mouth.

Jian You choked on his words: "?"

Lu Shinian exaggeratedly said: "You Zai, you are so good, you have to bend over to kiss me."

"..."

Jian You's expression froze, and when he realized it, he didn't know what expression to put on for a long time, so he jumped off the flower platform and pushed him angrily: "Lu Shinian, you're childish and die."

Lu Shinian: "Honey, your ears are red again."

Jian You: "I'm mad at you." He turned his head and continued walking, faster than before.

For such a delay, if you are late, it will all be blamed on this idiot.

Lu Shinian: "Come up and I'll take you there?"

Jian You: "Climb!"

Lu Shinian: "If you fall, I'll be your human base~"

Jian You: "Don't pick me up! Believe it or not, if you stain my clothes, I'll shoot you to death!"

In the two classes in the morning, Lu Shinian originally wanted to come over to accompany him to the class after he was busy, but in the end it took two hours, and when it was almost over, Jian You was about to leave get out of class.

qwertyuiop: [You Zai, I still have some finishing work here, it will be done soon, you find a shady place under the teaching building and wait for me for 2 minutes (o^^o)]

asdfghjkl: [Got it, send a message when it's time. 】

After Jian You replied to this message, he took the book and went downstairs. He didn't expect to bump into Xie Youluo as soon as he left the gate of the teaching building.

"Are you free?" Xie Youluo asked before he could go around.

Jian You didn't expect him to talk to him, so he froze for a moment: "What's the matter?"

Xie Youluo: "Well, can I delay you for a few minutes?"

It turned out that it was not a coincidence, Xie Youluo came here to find him on purpose.

It's been a while since the end of get out of class, and there are only a few scattered people left at the entrance of the teaching building.

Xie Youluo took him to a corner far away from the stairs. There was no surveillance here, and it was a dead corner, and the surveillance outside could not take pictures.

Xie Youluo: "Your name is Jian You, right?"

Jian You nodded: "You know me?"

Xie Youluo: "It doesn't count, I just know your name. My name is Xie Youluo. I major in biology and I'm one year higher than you."

Jian Youxin said that it was the same as him, and asked, "What do you want from me?"

Xie Youluo didn't beat around the bush, and went straight to the point: "Do you have something different from ordinary people, ears? Tail? Or fish scales?"