Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit

Considering Jian You's physical condition, Lu Shinian made his lunch very light. He didn't touch chili on three or four dishes, stewed seafood porridge, and cooked fish soup specially for him to nourish his body.

Jian You took a glance: "..."

Why are you making such a big fuss, making it look like he is just recovering from a serious illness.

He was upset, but he had to admit that the food was very suitable for his current taste, and it was still useful to be considered a bitch.

Jian You opened the stool, sat down, and began to eat.

A certain person was still locked out of the door, and through a door, the voice of begging for mercy and apologizing accompanied by knocking on the door came in from time to time:

"You cub, I was wrong."

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I won't dare next time, let me in, baby?"

"Baby?"

"Bao~~~~"

Jian You glanced at the door, put down the bowl and chopsticks and walked over: "Where did you go wrong?"

There was silence outside for a few seconds, probably serious reflection: "Shouldn't it be said that you are not physically strong?"

Jian You: "..."

Lu Shinian: "I was wrong, You Zai, you are very strong, I know, but I can't."

Jian You grinds his molars vigorously, you idiot!

Lu Shinian knocked on the door with his fingertips: "You Zai, I really know I was wrong, let me in, you haven't taken the medicine yet."

Jian You: "..."

Jian You: "Fuck you! Stay outside!"

He shouldn't have expected anything from him, and he knew he was wrong, what a fart!

He rolled his eyes, turned and went back to the table to continue eating.

Jian Youyou didn't know what happened, all she knew was that her father was locked outside, she ran over curiously and sniffed behind the door, raised her front paws on the door from time to time, and meowed.

Lu Shinian: "Good boy?"

Jian Youyou: "Meow!"

Jian You: "Jian Youyou, come here and leave him alone."

Jian Youyou flicked her tail, wondering if she understood, put her buttocks down and sat down.

Lu Shinian: "Youyou, open the door for Dad?"

Jian You rolled his eyes to the sky, and wanted a cat to open the door for you, rather than wanting to eat farts quickly.

Jian Youyou tilted her head: "Oh?"

Lu Shinian's voice became lower, not as low as a low voice, but the height became lower, as if it came in through the crack of the door.

Probably for the convenience of communicating with his cat son, he simply squatted down.

Lu Shinian: "Son, look up, do you see that handle-like thing? Just jump up and hold it down, and Dad will be able to come in."

Jian Youyou: "Aww?"

Lu Shinian: "Did you see it? Jump up and grab it with your claws..."

Jian You looked at it mockingly, if you can order a cat to open the door for you successfully, may I call you Dad——

slap!

Jian Youyou jumped up and grabbed the doorknob, but because of her small size and insufficient weight, she could only dangle on it.

Jian You: "!!!"

Hold? ! !

This fucking is okay? ! !

He quickly got up and rushed over, catching Jian Youyou before he fell down. Jian Youyou fell into his arms and yelled twice, but someone outside the door inevitably heard the movement.

Lu Shinian: "Son? Are you really open?"

Jian You: "Shut up, it's too noisy."

He rubbed Jian Youyou's head vigorously, and scolded it in a low voice for turning its cat's claws outwards. Just as he was about to go back, Lu Shinian knocked on the door again and told him, "You Zai, I'm not going in. Give me your phone. I'm bored outside alone~"

Jian You: "...don't fucking talk like that in your sleep."

Who faces the wall and thinks about it and is afraid of being bored with a mobile phone?Who is it?

Lu Shinian: "You Zai, my dad just talked about work with me, so don't waste time, or can you reply for me?"

Jian You: "..."

With a dark face, he turned around and went to the living room to look for his mobile phone. When he walked to the door and was about to open it, he thought of something in a flash, and asked cautiously: "No, you will take the opportunity to squeeze in as soon as I open the door?"

Lu Shinian: "Eh? That's right, it can still be like this..."

Jian You: "?? Fuck, you fucking—"

"Just kidding." Lu Shinian's voice changed, and he swore: "Don't worry, You Zai, I'm very obedient. If you don't let me in, I will never go any further."

"Be obedient, shit, why didn't you say that last night?"

Jian You muttered a few words, hesitating whether to believe him or not, when he heard a kind voice from outside: "Young man, why are you standing outside the door, did you go downstairs to throw out the trash and forgot to bring your keys?"

It sounds like someone with experience.

Lu Shinian turned around, and there was an aunt with a kind face standing at the elevator entrance, waiting for the elevator.

"No." He smiled and pointed in the direction of the door: "I made a mistake and provoked my wife, so I was kicked out."

"Huh?" Auntie was a little surprised: "Married at such a young age? That's great, unlike my family's iron-headed one who insisted on waiting until the age of 35 before considering it."

Lu Shinian: "This kind of thing can't be forced. It depends on fate. I'm just lucky. If I didn't meet him at this age, I guess I would be miserable."

Auntie obviously didn't really complain about her son, Lu Shinian came back to his heart, smiled and kept saying yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes, and also enthusiastically gave him advice on how to coax his wife.

"Girls are squeamish, you can't turn against her, let go when you quarrel, don't talk back to others, tell you that girls are tired of this now."

"Oh!" Lu Shinian listened attentively, more seriously than a primary school student on the first day of class.

Aunt: "How is your temper?"

Lu Shinian sought truth from facts: "It's a bit big."

The aunt clicked: "Oh, that's a little troublesome."

Lu Shinian: "No, no, don't bother, he's just too thin-skinned and easily shy."

Auntie: "Hey, then you just need to give more steps. As long as people still like you, it's easy to coax. Buy some gifts, speak more obediently, and correct your attitude when you admit your mistakes. I'm sure you will calm down after a while."

Lu Shinian humbly asked for advice: "What should I buy?"

Auntie is warm-hearted and likes to join in the fun. Seeing that Lu Shinian's attitude is so good, she is also excited: "It's not easy, usually it's not jewelry, skirts, bags and the like, I'm sure I like it!"

Lu Shinian thought for a while, then shook his head: "Forget it, he won't like these things, why don't you coax them over quickly and say something nice?"

Auntie doesn't think the little girl won't like this, but since Lu Shinian said it, she continued: "Just say you don't dare next time, you have to like her for the rest of your life, pamper her for the rest of your life, and it's hard to have a baby." With her surname..."

Lu Shinian: "He won't have children."

The aunt was taken aback: "Huh?"

She thought it was some hidden disease of the two young couples, she blinked, and just about to try to find out, she saw the young man in front of her hesitate and said: "Should...no?"

Aunt:"??"

Lu Shinian: "I'm not sure either.—"

The door was suddenly opened behind him, and Jian You appeared at the door with a dark face, angrily: "Get out!!!"

Lu Shinian immediately put up a smile: "Okay."

"???"

Auntie looked shocked, looked at Lu Shinian, then at Jian You, then at Lu Shinian.

Why...how is it different from what you imagined?

Jian You was so ashamed to be stared at, the burning temperature on his face rose by one degree, he quickly closed the door to block his eyes, and turned his head: "Who told you to talk nonsense in front of others—"

Before he finished speaking, Lu Shinian hugged him tightly and kissed him on the cheek: "Baby, long time no see~"

Jian You tried hard to look away: "Who hasn't seen you for a long time?"

Lu Shinian sighed, "At least 10 minutes, it's so long."

Jian You: "... Long fart, let go, I said I forgive you, so I did it?"

Lu Shinian glanced at the table where he had eaten, picked him up horizontally, and struggled with him in his arms, and returned to the room, carefully put him back on the bed, and then leaned over to rub against him .

Jian You's eyes were squinted by his rubbing, and he wanted to tell him to get out of here, but he heard his joyful and light voice in the next sentence: "You Zai, I like you so much!"

"I love you the most in the world~"

Jian You's eyes flashed, and he complained in his heart that he was learning and selling, but he stopped his movements and stopped struggling, and the scolding that reached his lips turned into a sentence without any momentum: "I'm annoying you to death."

Lu Shinian laughed and coaxed him: "Go to sleep, you're tired, you need to rest more."

Jian You thought that he had had enough sleep, but it seemed to be just his illusion. As soon as he fell into bed, Lu Shinian coaxed him again, and his spirit relaxed, his eyes drooped quickly, and he fell into a deep sleep.

Lu Shinian stayed by his side, and waited until his breathing became long before he got up and went outside to take a box in, unpacked it, carefully read the instructions on it, and then carefully lifted Jian You's quilt.

Not long after Jian You fell asleep, he began to dream.

It was a very strange dream, with no pictures to tell, as if he was floating in the clouds one second, and fell into a hot spring the next second, the warm water and the clouds wrapped him up and down together.

The water sloshed into his body, spreading the heat to his limbs with ripples, making it uncomfortable or comfortable, even if he turned sideways to hide, soft vines would wrap around his ankles, preventing him from hiding.

It was already afternoon when I woke up again.

This time, I really got enough sleep, as if I had been given a full-body massage, and I didn't feel as uncomfortable as I did at noon when I sat up, especially... a certain place.

It seems that his physical recovery ability is quite strong, Jian You scratched the back of his neck, thinking, I am not false at all.

Lu Shinian was not in the room, probably busy with work in the study.

Jian You lay in bed for a whole day, even though Lu Shinian had helped him take a bath in the early morning, he still felt stuffy and uncomfortable.

He got up and went to the bathroom to take a shower. When he came back, he picked up his phone and replied a few messages. When he was about to put it down, he remembered something he hadn't seen for a long time.

After some hesitation, I finally opened the blacklist and released the eye-catching Ka Ka Ka Ka Qiu.

asdfghjkl: [Hey, are you there? 】

In the study room, Lu Shinian's cell phone ding-dong rang, and he closed his sore eyes from staring at the computer for a long time. When he picked up the cell phone and saw the news, surprise flashed in his eyes.

Why do you think of "him" now?

Ka Ka Ka Ka Qiu: [! 】

Kaka Kakaqiu: [I'm here, brother! 】

Kaka Kakaqiu: [My brother finally misses me, I hate it, I am so happy~]

Jian You: "..."

Long time no see, still this familiar smell.

asdfghjkl: [Let me ask you, didn't you always say that you wanted someone to clean up Lu Shinian? 】

Kaka Kakaqiu: [Yes! 】

asdfghjkl: [Why didn't I see any movement? 】

Kaka Kakaqiu: [Oh, my memory is not very good, I forgot. 】

Ka Ka Ka Ka Qiu: [Brother, do you still need me to clean him up? 】

As soon as Jian You typed the word "no" in the chat box, he saw the latest reply that popped up:

Kaka Kakaqiu: [I'm afraid it won't work, brother. 】

Jian You frowned, deleted the word "no", and typed a new question:

asdfghjkl: [Why? 】

Kaka Kakaqiu: [Because I was afraid of finding the wrong person, I went to the forum to search for photos, and found that he was so handsome, I couldn't bear to beat him/shy]

Kaka Kakaqiu: [Brother, you hate him, how about I help you seduce him, and when he becomes my man, I can make you never bother you again? 】

Jian You: "?"

Jian You: "???"

Jian You was furious, his eyes were about to burst into flames, he tapped the keyboard so hard, his fingers wished he could pierce the screen:

asdfghjkl: [You fucking dare? ! ! 】

asdfghjkl: [That's my man! ! ! ! ! 】