Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit

As soon as Jian You finished speaking, he vaguely heard a movement coming from the study. It was chaotic, like walking on a chair, or like a mouse slipped and hit the ground.

He listened carefully for a while with his ears upright, followed by the sound of hurried and cheerful footsteps.

The next second the door of the room was pushed open, and Lu Shinian came in happily like a happy bird that got up early and ate a lot of worms. Under Jian You's eyes looking at him like a fool, he hugged him and walked around happily.

Then I don't know whether it was a mistake or on purpose, the two fell back on the bed one by one, frightened Jian You enough, and hugged his neck tightly, for fear of falling.

"Fuck! There's something wrong with you!"

Lu Shinian's nervous movements made him quickly put Kaka Kakaqiu behind him, and his angry fist landed on Lu Shinian's shoulder: "Get up, you're dead!"

"It's not heavy." Lu Shinian kissed him hard on the lips, smiling so hard that he could hardly see his eyes: "It's so light, it's almost flying~"

"You're light ass, you have a little self-knowledge, why are you just..."

Before Jian You could utter the adjective, she was submerged in her boyfriend's lingering and deep kiss.

Lu Shinian is good at kissing.

Of course, it may be that the thirst of a virgin has been quenched for more than 20 years, and he is no longer rough and plundering, but has begun to play tricks to tease him.

Suck on the tip of his tongue once, tickle the root of his tongue once, deeply passionately for a while, and taste lingeringly for a while.

Compared with him, Jian You looks like a weak chicken, who hasn't made much progress after so long, and still can't take a breath. His face turns red when he is kissed, and his eyelashes tremble like a butterfly sitting on the center of a flower, rushing out pollen .

Such a gentle and seductive kiss can easily make people fall, but after a flash of godly effort, when Jian You came back to his senses, his neckline was messed up again, and his legs were lifted to hang in the crook of his arms.

As Lu Shinian tightened his grip, he let out a quick breath, curled up his toes forcefully, and regained consciousness in an instant.

"no!"

He wanted to kick him with his feet, but it was the same as the one he bumped into, dizzy, and a muffled groan overflowed.

Lu Shinian rubbed against the tip of his nose: "Why not?"

Jian You: "Damn you just..."

He got stuck for a moment, his mind was suddenly so empty that he couldn't think of how to describe this matter euphemistically, and finally broke his can and said, "I've only been with Lao Tzu for so long last night, even if I'm hungry and crazy, I should satisfy my hunger!"

Lu Shinian buried himself in his shoulder and laughed out loud.

"It's impossible to satisfy your cravings." Lu Shinian said, "It's true that you will become addicted."

Jian You was dying and struggling, leaning against his shoulder and trying to push him away: "Then you figure out a way yourself, I, yo, I'm not well yet!"

Lu Shinian: "It still hurts?"

Jian You: "Yes!"

Lu Shinian: "But I've already prescribed medicine for you, special anti-inflammatory and anti-swelling medicine, it's reasonable to get a good night's sleep."

Jian You: "..."

Fuck, he seems to know what's going on with that strange dream!

Seeing that he was blocked by himself, Lu Shinian began to kiss his ears with satisfaction, flexibly moving his fingertips around while kissing.

On the point of being shameless, Jian You was no match for him at all, he was so teased that he retreated steadily, and was quickly defeated.

But you must not admit defeat: "I want to be on top!"

Lu Shinian: "Huh? But Youzai, you will be very tired up there."

Jian You: "I don't care!"

Lu Shinian thought for a while: "Okay, then you sit on it?"

sit on it?

Jian You couldn't imagine this scene, so his eyes widened, and he heard the person who just agreed to change his mind in a blink of an eye: "Let's forget it, you will grind me a lot on it."

Jian You: "???"

He's going to beat someone up, so what the hell is this self-indulgent speech?

Jian You: "You are in pain!"

Obviously he was tortured all night and didn't cry out in pain! ! !

Lu Shinian raised the corner of his mouth: "I'm very delicate, You Zai, take care of me?"

Jian You: "Why!"

Lu Shinian: "I'm your man."

"You're a...huh???"

Suddenly blessed to the heart, Jian You's eyes widened in disbelief: "It's you?! That idiot who eats every scum??"

Lu Shinian smiled, "Well, it's me."

Jian You quickly recalled all the conversations exposed by Kaka Kakaqiu's deception, his chest heaved violently, and his eyes sparkled.

He was really angry: "You are fucking sick! Is it interesting to lie to me?!"

Lu Shinian quickly admitted his mistake: "I was wrong, I'm sorry."

Lu Shinian: "Is it useful to be sorry? I just know that I'm sorry. I'll chop you up and say sorry to you, okay?!"

Lu Shinian was silent for a while: "You Zai, don't be so cruel to yourself."

Jian You: "..."

Jian You: "Get out!!!"

"I'm sorry I'm farting!"

Lu Shinian immediately hugged him and began to coax him: "Otherwise, you'll change your trumpet to tease me? I'm a good fisherman. As long as it's you, I'll immediately fly up and take the bait!"

"Hook your second uncle!" Jian You blushed with anger and said, "I'll give you three seconds to get off me!"

Lu Shinian: "Baby..."

Jian You: "Two!"

Lu Shinian quickly got up and got out of bed, obediently stood by the bed and waited for his punishment.

Jian You: "Turn around!"

Lu Shinian turned around obediently.

After confirming that he could not see, Jian You quickly put on her underwear, and then grabbed the trousers from the end of the bed to put them on.

Lu Shinian heard him get off the bed, and just as he turned around, he was grabbed by the collar and led him outside: "Come out with me."

Jian You was so angry that the back of his head was about to smoke, Lu Shinian clearly saw it in his eyes, and felt bad.

Sure enough, he was thrown out of the door for the second time in the next second.

Jian You: "Just spend the night at the door tonight, you! Don't even think about coming in to touch me again!"

"..."

Lu Shinian rubbed his nose resentfully, ah, his birthday was full of ups and downs and excitement.

Once a person has tasted meat, after years of dormant carnivorous animal attributes are awakened, he can no longer suppress it.

Jian You felt that he had come to a great tribulation in his life.

It had been several days in a row, and Lu Shinian seemed to be chained to him, and he seemed to die if he didn't stick together when he didn't go out at home.

Kissing and hugging are all small, what frightens Jian You is that he is like a wolf released after being hungry for hundreds of days, no matter how much he eats, he can't get enough, no matter how much he eats, he can't get enough.

Jian You was the piece of meat he was holding in his mouth.

The scope was limited to his home, and Lu Shinian made him never check the time or the location.

At first, the bed, the bathtub, the sofa, whatever, Jian You could barely accept it.

As a result, someone in the back is getting more and more excessive, on the bay window, in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, on the dining table, on the cooking table, and even on the hanging chair on the balcony that can only accommodate one person.

In the beginning, Jian You refused, but Lu Shinian couldn't stand the physical pressure and would play with him. He couldn't stand it, and he couldn't stand up after three or two blows. In the end, he could only grit his teeth angrily and was crushed by Ren Yuan.

Even if you can ride on the nose of the perpetrator afterwards and scold him, kick him, and beat him, but that's not useful, Xiao Lu apologizes, Xiao Lu dares to do it next time.

Forget it, whatever.

Jian You struggled several times to no avail, but in the end he had no choice but to give up and choose to lie down. Anyway, he couldn't die, and he was quite happy anyway, so let's make do with it, how can we get away?

I just can't stand the fact that some people are used to kicking their noses on their faces.

Jian You reached the limit of his endurance, his lower back and calf cramped one after another, he couldn't take it anymore, and kicked him weakly: "Are you a fucking starving ghost reincarnated?"

Lu Shinian frankly admitted it was, and smiled and tilted his head to kiss the palm of his hand.

A drop of sweat dripped from his face, as if Jian You was scalded, trembling and curling up his palms, his face was raised high, his neck was slender and fair, like a swan whose life was strangled, beautiful, weak, easily arousing people's emotions desire to destroy.

The light coming in from the balcony was gradually dazzling, and a layer of tulle curtains couldn't stop it, so Lu Shinian carried Jian You inside.

Jian You was exhausted and paralyzed, biting his shoulder: "No more, let me down!"

Lu Shinian weighed him up: "One last time."

Jian You: "The last time you said has never been the last time! Put me down quickly, I feel sick to my stomach."

"Huh?" Lu Shinian frowned, and rubbed his stomach with one hand: "Does it hurt?"

Is it really cruel?But he was clearly paying attention.

"no……"

Jian You couldn't tell what it was like, but as a result, he opened his mouth and a surge of impulse rushed into his throat. He quickly pushed Lu Shinian out of his arms, stumbled into the bathroom, and retched while facing the toilet.

Lu Shinian's eyes changed, and he hurriedly followed him and patted him on the back to make him feel better.

Jian You vomited for a long time and didn't vomit anything, but he vomited up all his remaining strength. He knelt on the ground and couldn't get up. In the end, Lu Shinian took a shower and took him back to the room.

Lu Shinian: "What else is uncomfortable?"

Jian You was listless and closed his eyes, he was so sleepy: "It's just the stomach, no pain, just nausea."

"Go to the hospital or call the doctor to come home?" Lu Shinian reached in and rubbed him gently.

"None." Jian You said, "I'm fine, I don't need to see a doctor."

Lu Shinian looked at his sleepy face, recalled the situation just now, and blurted out a guess: "You Zai, you must be pregnant, right?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was kicked on his butt, and Jian You glared at him: "Get out! You're just pregnant, I'm a man!"

Lu Shinian hurriedly comforted him: "No, no, I'll just say it casually, just treat me as a fart, good boy, and take a good rest when you're tired."

Jian You pulled up the quilt and turned his back to him: "Go out, you are disturbing my sleep here."

"Okay, then I'm going out, call me when you wake up."

Lu Shinian got up and left the room, closed the door and stood there for a while, went into the study and turned on the computer, entered the search content in the input box, and the answer that popped up made him raise his eyebrows in surprise and amazement.

Rabbit, can you do this?

But doesn't it mean that only female rabbits can do it?How can it be possible to return to the ancestors, combining characteristics?

While in the room, Jian You closed her eyes, but couldn't fall asleep because of the discomfort in her body.

It always feels like there is something in the stomach, not the stomach, nor the position when the stomach hurts, but the indescribable feeling of fullness in the lower abdomen.

I feel nauseous in my stomach, always feel like vomiting, but I can't vomit anything.

Depend on!He won't be scalded, will he? !

Jian You was startled, his sleepiness disappeared, and he quickly took out his mobile phone and entered symptoms to search, the results displayed seemed like a talisman that fixed him in place.

Two pieces of news, one good and one bad.

The good news is that his reaction to being scalded is not like his, and his situation is still safe so far.

And the bad news is,

Why does everyone say he is pregnant? ? ?

He pressed his stomach in horror, and felt nauseated again. This time, he didn't know whether it was a delusion or a subconscious recognition. He seemed to feel something moving in his stomach...

Depend on! ! !

He can't really be pregnant, can he? ! !