spartan ancestor

Aphrodite's pronunciation was particularly clear, and the words "married woman" and "married man" echoed crisply in the Allied Army garrison.

"..." The people who were still screaming before were stunned.

The amount of information was a bit too much, and they couldn't react a bit. Even the allied army who was escorting the defeated Persian soldiers were all dumbfounded, and stood in place with their mouths open to eat the cold wind.

"Don't talk nonsense!" Vulcan's face turned red.

Reason told him that he should keep his words at this time, but a hug from a friend was really rare, and what was even more rare was that Hyacinths directly bypassed Hades and Aphrodite in public and chose him .

Vulcan's mind was blinded by the vanity that he had never experienced since he was born. He said not to talk nonsense, but he had already given Yacintos a strong hug back with his hands, and the corners of his mouth were raised.

Ah, is this what it feels like to be favored?Hephaestus felt light all over and a little dizzy.

"—You liar!" Aphrodite was stunned for a few seconds, then swooped over, grabbed Hephaestus's arm and cursed: "Liar! Actor! You still pretend! Do you want me to give you a mirror?" Take a photo and see how you smile!"

Why are you laughing? This is the first time he was favored in God’s life. In front of so many people, someone would choose him instead of the most beautiful Aphrodite or the mighty Hades. Now he not only wants to laugh, he also wants to be ruthless. Kiss Hyacinths!

This is a real friend. With tears in his eyes, Vulcan spoke passionately in his emotion: "Stop messing around! Aphrodite! I will not allow you to touch Yassin, no one else! Unless from my Step over the corpse!"

These words sounded like tacit consent, and Aphrodite immediately scolded louder, cursing and cursing and couldn't help but move her hands, and the couple performed a classic plot of a husband and wife on the spot.

Vulcan held on to Hyacinthus' shoulders, and Aphrodite also held onto Hyacinthus's shoulders. Seeing the couple lift Hyacinthus into the air, Hades couldn't help tapping He glanced at the front rail of the carriage.

The four black horses snorted and snorted coldly, and pulled the carriage forward. Hades raised his hand and grabbed the other arm of Hyacinthus: "Aphrodite, let go."

"Why! I found him first!" Aphrodite's porcelain-white face flushed with anger, "You should let go! Hades! He is mine!"

Hades: "I—"

"You can try harder," Hyacinthus interrupted the dispute between the two gods, "At that time, each of you can keep one of my broken arms as a collection."

He said emphatically, and nodded seriously: "But remember to save, after all, severed limbs will always rot."

The three arguing gods: "..."

It's too low, who can bear this, the three gods stopped almost at the same time, and Aphrodite groaned disgustedly.

Hyacinthus landed lightly, but instead of striking while the iron was hot, he continued to say something, but immediately turned his head and looked at the herd of livestock huddled together with the stunned villagers.

Even though the reality is far from the foreshadowing dream, the green plain in the dream turned into a winter military camp, and the scrambling Pluto and Goddess of Beauty intervened again. A Vulcan was inserted, but there was still a black head in the herd. The boar did not know when to leave the crowd.

It grunted anxiously, kicked its heels, and then rammed straight at Jacinthos without thinking.

If Hyacinthus hadn't said a word so disgusting that the three gods stopped, perhaps the boar could really pierce Hyacinthus' abdomen with its unbroken tusks as in the dream.

But at this moment, Hyacinthus had already adjusted his posture in a leisurely manner, and even picked an ax from the weapon rack outside the camp. The boar that charged was not like the messenger of death, but sent to the door by himself. dinner.

"Shua!" The ax split through the cold winter air.

The boar's unrepentant head landed in front of the three gods with a thud.

Hephaestus: "..."

Aphrodite: "..."

Hades: "..."

The pig died terribly. Apart from the separation of the corpse, the head was pierced by a spear and nailed to the ground.

Hyacinthus looked around along the spear, and saw his brother raised his hand in astonishment. From his posture, it was obvious that the spear belonged to him originally, but was "borrowed" by Aka halfway, and gave the pig's head a double critical blow .

The scene was still for a moment, and Oss's eyes slowly moved down, looking at his empty hands: "...the strength is quite strong."

Aka froze: "...Thank you for the compliment."

"..."

The scene froze frightfully for a moment.

In the frozen atmosphere, only Jacintos could act as if nothing had happened, stepped on the pig's head, pulled out the spear, and poked the disjointed body of the boar and the head: "Death is dead, cook it, no How wasteful is it to eat?"

Raising his head, Yacintos looked at the gods who were staring at the pig's head silently, and the lips exposed under the half-section mask drew a passionate arc: "It's all here, stay, don't go before eating?"

Hades and others: "..."

The sentence patterns were too similar, so they couldn't help but look at the dead boar again.

Hyacinthus was extremely calm. The three great gods had all found his tent and came to him. They couldn't hide or run away, so it was better to face the trouble openly.

Simply because he had already buried his hands before, he can still greet Hades calmly and calmly: "Come into the camp to talk? It just so happens that I also have something to ask Hephaestus."

"Hey..." Sparse gasps came from the villagers and the allied army.

To be able to say such shameless words in front of Pluto!

Not far away, Phocis and the two consuls of Corinth stood together, their postures were like praying cherubs. Hyacinthus looked at the bright eyes of the two of them, and suspected that they would be allowed to participate in the coming year. The hyacinth festivals organized by those fanatical Spartans were all their pleasure.

Yacintos turned his eyes away feeling hot, and hugged the pig's head: "How about it? We can chat and eat."

"..." Hades' face turned livid, it was hard not to remind him of the painful memory about Pomegranate.

He glanced at the horse pulling the cart: "Change to a place where no one is around."

A few young children who were not yet sensible, boldly reached out to the steed, wanting to touch the messenger from the underworld, but the steed slapped its nose in the face with disdain, and ran away screaming in the cold .

The undead from the underworld are not friendly companions for the living. The breath of death will contaminate the living during contact, making the living weak and sick, or unlucky.

As the master of the underworld, Hades is quite responsible, despite his attitude towards Hyacinthus. After speaking briefly, he tossed his sleeves and sat back in the car: "Get in the car."

Hephaestus was so nimble that he didn't look like a cripple, the big guy pushed Jacintos away, and got into the car with a bent waist: "I'm going too, don't you just bring Yacintos back like this Underworld!"

Before Hyacinthus could speak, Aphrodite also slid into the carriage, "Don't even think about abandoning me!"

"..." Aka came over silently, with one step of his long legs, he also thrust in front of Hyacinthus, stepped on the carriage, halfway up, and turned back, "Do you want to take the pig?"

"..." Jacintos looked at him blankly, "Is there room for me in the carriage?"

In the carriage, Aphrodite made an urgent voice that was squeezed to the point of being out of breath, but I wanted both humans: "Squeeze, squeeze is fine, don't bring pigs."

…………

When Hades' carriage flew up again, everyone could see how difficult it was for the horses pulling the carriage.

The heavily overloaded carriage crashed behind the horse, and it looked like it might die at any moment.

People watched Pluto's carriage leave, unable to regain consciousness for a long time, the station was silent for a while, and then a violent exclamation suddenly broke out:

"Zeus! Was that really Pluto just now?"

"And the Beauty God couple, my God, how did that majesty do it? I heard someone in Corinth boast that Beauty God took away the king of Sparta, and I thought it was all nonsense. Think carefully, if Beauty God is really like that Do it, so the Vulcan is not allowed to jump? The result—the reality turned out to be even more bizarre than the rumors!! Not only did the Vulcan not mind, he even competed with the Beauty God for that Majesty!"

"That's Pluto! Hiss..."

In the discussion, someone shouted: "Fuck! That His Majesty is simply Zeus walking in the world!"

The station was strangely silent again for a few seconds, and almost everyone was thinking:

Although it might be a bit disrespectful to think so, but—isn’t it?

It's just that Zeus always plunders weak and weak human girls, while that majesty makes the gods on Mount Olympus—even Pluto bow down.

Hiss... People all showed expressions like toothaches mixed with a little bit of pride.

Thinking about it this way, that His Majesty is no better than Zeus!

Zeus is really capable, but sleep with a god who is more capable than him!

Look at His Majesty Yacintos, each of them picks hell-level difficult lovers, siblings, husband and wife, Pluto... Men and women take it all, the key people's gods are willing - no!Judging from the state just now, it is still rushing to deliver it to your door, and you are still fighting for it!

Strong, too strong, the discussion once again spread in the barracks, and everyone was full of joy:

"I heard that the key information that helped us turn the tide of the battle was that His Majesty Yacinthos secretly wired the nails and buried the nails in front of the Persian emperor!"

"Have you ever seen that majesty fight? I am very honored. I have fought with that majesty on the same ship. You can't imagine! How powerful is that majesty? With a swish of the silver sword! Just wiped the necks of several enemies ..."

"Yes, yes, I saw it too. He is even more proficient with the machete. If he goes out with a knife, if there is divine help, a row of enemies will fall!"

People are enthusiastically adding fuel and jealousy like never before, wishing to say that Hyacinthus pierced the sky with his sword, split the Aegean Sea with his sword, and there are countless heroes or gods behind him, clustered around him, speaking vividly, as if he really saw it with his own eyes It seems like this is the case.

There are also people who argue about the old topic that has been circulating since the time of Phocis:

"But no matter how you compare, I think Apollo is more suitable for that majesty. Because they were the first to know each other! Companionship is the longest confession of love!"

"Can Apollo give His Majesty a child? Don't you think that a being as powerful as that Majesty should keep his tyrannical blood? I think Artemis or Aphrodite is more important in this regard. Fit for that Majesty."

"That's not necessarily the case. Gods are not human beings. If you really want to conceive life, there is no way? And according to what you said, that His Majesty should be with His Majesty Pluto, after all, His Majesty Pluto is the most powerful one. "

"No, no, I think that His Majesty should find a human being like himself, such as that Aka, think about it! People will always get old, like these gods who love the new and hate the old, when His Majesty Jacintos gets old If he goes, who would be willing to accompany him?"

"Pluto, you can stay together if you live or die."

"Then Aka is more suitable! I can grow old with that majesty, and go to the underworld together—"

"False reasoning! Nonsensical reasoning! The strong should be alone!"

If it wasn't for Oss being imprisoned by some kind of force, he would have yelled "Nonsense!", but unfortunately, among the fanatical crowd, there was only one person who had a similar anger to him, and that was the person who had just arrived at the station. Athenian general Dicia.

Among the crowd, the general angrily refuted the rumors:

"Nonsense! Why did a row of people fall when he went out with a knife? I asked him a long time ago. At most, he wiped the necks of three people at once. It is not impossible for ordinary people to work hard!"

"Where is your awe? Where is your belief? What is wrong here!"

"This victory is obviously half the credit of our Athens. Without the leadership of Athens, the Gulf could have been blocked smoothly? Could the land war end so quickly? What did you say to witness with your own eyes" that His Majesty earned a knife, and countless people died in battle? The Hero Revenant walks with him', can you tell the truth! So many people fought on his ship? How big is the ship? It takes up the whole of Thermopylae?"

No one paid any attention to him, even the consul of Athens, Nico, listened to it with his chin propped up, and clapped his hands when he heard someone talk about the extravagant and wonderful things.

Disia: "..."

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Hades hadn't squeezed so many unknown guys into the car, Hades really wanted to take Hyacinthus back to the underworld.

It's a pity that the entire carriage became overcrowded after coming up from Hephaestus, and Hades' expectation suddenly changed from "bringing a qualified subordinate back to the underworld" to "find a place to park quickly".

Everyone was languishing in the car, only Hephaestus was still yelling in a thunderous voice: "Where is this car going? Don't go forward! I think the top of the mountain is good, no one is quiet .”

Aphrodite was so shaken that her head ached, and she said weakly, "You don't say a few words, everything is quiet."

Hades wanted to agree, but in the next second Hephaestus quarreled with Aphrodite angrily. Hades knocked on the wall with a blue face, and the carriage immediately landed on the top of the mountain.

Even Jacintos got out of the car with a bit of impatience, and Aka and Hades, two people who absolutely do not like to interact with people, had even more ugly faces.

After Aphrodite and Hephaestus climbed out of the car, the two sat in the car with livid faces for a long time, as if they hadn't recovered from the painful journey just now, their faces were as black as two iron pots hanging side by side.

Yacintos stood beside the car with arms folded, tilted his head to appreciate it for a while, and said happily, "You two, when are you going to get off the car? It's still cold on the top of the mountain, and we're waiting for you to send charcoal in the snow."

Two socially impaired patients with black faces: "..."

Hyacinthus faced Hades' deep gaze, and continued to jump in the minefield as if nothing had happened: "Slow down, Hephaestus will help you build the boudoir soon."

He wasn't worried about Hades getting angry.

In fact, after several brief encounters with each other, plus a few words integrated from Hercules, it was enough for Jacintos to figure out the temperament of this majesty.

As Hercules said, this Majesty is indeed not a small-hearted person—as long as you have enough strength to make him recognize, respect, and treat you as an equal.

For example, Hercules, although Hades was seriously injured, Hades recognized and respected Hercules' strength, acquiesced and included him under his wings to provide shelter.

Another example is Hephaestus, this is the second time that Vulcan confronted Hades face to face, but Hades didn’t attack Vulcan except knocking on the carriage and letting the horse pull the carriage to stop on the top of the mountain. He is also more tolerant of Aphrodite.

Hyacinthus glanced at the black robe that tightly covered Hades. Although he could not see the weapon of His Majesty, it is not difficult to speculate that Hades probably forged it for him because of Hephaestus. Dident, and respect for the god of casting.

And it "coincidentally" was that Yacintos "just happened" to show this kind of strength when he escaped from the underworld last time.

So in this meeting, His Majesty did not arrest people without saying a word and leave like last time. Instead, he stayed patiently, patiently wasting time with Hephaestus and others.

It is enough to prove that Hyacinthus has set up a conspiracy since the last time he escaped from the underworld, and he has already succeeded in half.

The reason why Yangmou is more difficult to guard against than conspiracy is because it puts its calculations on the bright side, and it just steps on the weakness of every human nature, making it difficult for people to refuse.

Just like Oss and Alan in the past, they clearly saw the conspiracy prepared for them by His Majesty the old Xang and those veteran nobles, but they couldn't refuse, so they could only help themselves to the door, stepping into the enemy's face step by step. on the trap.

Jacintos's conspiracy is also very simple. The first step is to show that he has the strength to negotiate with the other party, and the second step is to negotiate with the other party.

——It seems easy to say, but in fact, if you change someone, you can't do any step.

How to show that you have the strength to negotiate with Pluto?How to negotiate with Pluto?

Fortunately, Hyacinthus did, and now he only needs to complete the second step to end this innocent disaster.

Hades glanced at Jacintos, and sure enough, he didn't have much reaction to the joke of "boudoir", which seemed a bit offensive, but was actually more inclined to intimacy. At most, he stabbed Jacintos indifferently. : "As we all know, you are the queen of the underworld."

Not only was Jacinthus not angry, he even smiled meaningfully at Hades and raised his eyebrows.

"..." Hardist suddenly felt an ominous premonition that he might have said something wrong.

Hephaestus was still busy in the snow. He kept taking out various tools from his belt, and quickly cleared a clearing. The two-story palace was erected in the blink of an eye, and even the bonfire was lit. alright.

He even took out an amphora from his belt: "Would you like some wine? This is a good thing I got from Dionysus, the god of wine. If it wasn't for losing to me in a bet, Dionysus Si is unwilling to give it."

Hyacinthus just wanted to decline politely, but when he felt the gaze from Aka next to him, he changed his words: "——It's not impossible, but I'll drink less, and I have to arrange the affairs of the alliance's mopping up. "

It is enough to drink with friends, no matter how much, Hephaestus happily took out several more wine cups and generously shared them with the people present.

It was also the first time for Hyacinths—at least in his existing memory, it was the first time he drank alcohol. Out of caution, he mixed a lot of water, even though Hephaestus and Aphrodite pointed at him Laughing, and I have no intention of showing off.

Hades let out a soft sneer beside him: "Afraid I'll get drunk and be taken back to the underworld by me?"

Yacintos shook the cup: "No, I'm afraid I'll get drunk too quickly and miss some people's reactions."

His gaze moved to Aka next to him.

I don't know if it's because he's also drinking, Aka looks a little excited, although it can't be seen from his expressionless face, but the frequency of pouring and drinking makes Jacintos afraid that he hasn't finished talking yet, Aka Ka was the first to get drunk.

Jacintos couldn't help reaching out and holding Aka's hand: "Did you drink it this time and there is no next time?"

"..." A-Ka stopped his movements, the corners of his eyes seemed to be reddish, and his tone of voice was still light, revealing a submissive tone, "Then I'll drink slowly."

Hyacinthos took a lot of effort to restrain the churning mischief, and after forcing himself to answer, he turned his head and looked at Hades: "Continue to the previous topic, where are we talking?"

Hades: "...back to the underworld."

"Yes, that's the thing." Yacintos said, "What did you see when you came to the station?"

Hades was expressionless: "The souls of the dead who are stranded in the world and have not yet descended to the underworld."

Hyacinthus: "...Be more active."

Hardy paused: "The soldiers who won the battle, the villagers who sent condolences."

Yacinthos shook the cup in his hand and corrected: "It is the soldiers who successfully repelled the invaders and defended their homeland, and the villagers who can finally go home happily without worrying day and night that the invaders' iron hooves will break through their homes. "

Hades paused longer this time: "...what are you doing now?"

"I will persuade you not to take me to the underworld with emotion and reason." Hyacinthus shrugged, "But since you ask this question, you should have seen my intention clearly, so I will save those polite words and words." Go round and round, and analyze the situation with you."

Hades: "..."

It's new to talk about calculations on the bright side.

For so many years, he has seen many cunning humans in the underworld, and he has to deal with Zeus, Poseidon and others' clumsy and crappy schemes from time to time. Everyone wants to cover their goals with a fig leaf, even if they are caught by him. Even if it is exposed, it is necessary to cover the truth with the cloth that has equals nothing--Jacinthus's cloth is simply exposed.

Hyacinthus could reveal it even more clearly, and opening his mouth was a preview: "First of all, it is to show affection."

Hades: "..."

Yacintos picked up the firewood and counted with him: "I am going to the underworld now, what can I do to help? How many of the blueprints I gave you have been completed? Even if there are any new proposals, can the underworld allocate extra manpower? Now let Am I wasting my time?"

Hyacinthus pointed to the direction he came from again: "And you know, this time is enough for me to stay in this world to do many things."

He narrowly escaped death and the second life he took did a lot.

For example, dragging Helotes, frontiers and Spartan civilians out of the quagmire, reorganizing Sparta into a brand new look; for example, participating in the war with Persia, and burying the proud fleet of the Persians at Thermopylae Pass However, the Persian Army could not get supplies from the fleet, and soon, the Persian Army occupying Macedonia would also be forced to retreat.

Jacinto looked at Hades calmly: "You are also the king of the underworld, you should understand my feelings. What if someone wants to ask you to leave your underworld and do things for him? Even if it may be a promotion, it is like Abyss, please help—"

"Cough!" Aka coughed fiercely beside him.

Yacintos' attention was immediately drawn away for a moment: "Does this wine have any miraculous effects? For example, rejuvenate?"

"Huh?" Hades couldn't help but look down at the cup.

Hyacinthus continued to finish his words slowly: "You can't even drink water?"

"..." A-Ka slowly put down his wine glass.

Hades also looked blankly at the glass of wine mixed with honey.

Humans say that "the mouth is as sweet as eating honey", why is it that some people eat the honey mouth and it is as poisonous as the blood of a hydra?

The author has something to say: Is it the honey's fault or the human fault?