spartan ancestor

The wine has a lot of stamina, not to mention that it is the treasure of Dionysus, the god of wine.

Hyacinthus was talking with Hades, but he didn't drink much, but Hephaestus and Aphrodite next to him seemed a little drunk.

One touched the small table beside him and began to perform a non-physical performance of blacksmithing, while the other held an amphora and looked at himself in pity, probably thinking that the copper pot in his hand was an unruly mirror.

A-Ka looked okay, at most he stared straight at him: "Why don't you drink?"

He didn't seem to hear the venom sprayed by Jacintos just now.

But it's hard to say, for Hyacinthus's usual poisonous tongue, most of the time Aka chose to ignore it, and rarely retorted, unless he was in a bad mood at that time.

Yacintos stared at Aka for a while, guessing that the other party must be a little drunk, so he coaxed: "I'm talking about something, drink slowly, wait for me."

Aka really sat still, but his gaze was still following Hyacinthus, especially like the wolf Hyacinthus had tamed when he was young.

It was obvious that every inch of the huge and vigorous body was dangerous, but under the command, he still lay quietly in the same place, only staring at Yacintos with his eyes, and flicked his tail slightly, waiting for the next command.

Yacintos looked at A-Ka for a while, couldn't help chuckling, reached out and turned A-Ka's face away: "Don't stare at me like that."

He remembered that when he was training wolves, he couldn't hold back for a moment because he saw the docile appearance of the wolf, so he pounced on the wolf and rubbed it fiercely, which frightened the wolf, causing him to get into a fight halfway through rubbing, and had to take the wolf away. The domestication steps that were only a few steps away from completion were restarted.

Although Aka wouldn't attack people like a wolf, he would slip away. Hyacinthus didn't intend to tease Aka at this juncture, because there was Hades in front of him.

"..." Hades sat next to him, feeling quite redundant.

But soon Yacintos turned his head: "Where are we talking?"

"..." Hades pondered for a moment, whether he could endure the show of love from the other party and his lover anytime and anywhere in order to win a deputy, and in the end he would be more satisfied with Yacintos' ability, "Abyss. This analogy does not need to be done , I can understand what you mean."

He could indeed understand Hyacinthos' feelings. As the king, it would be impossible for him to abandon his own underworld just because of a call from the abyss, and eagerly serve others.

But the analogy of the abyss cannot come true. In reality, he is still the superior who wants to recruit Yacinthos to work.

Thinking about the two subordinate gods beside him, Hades felt that he could completely shield his conscience and continue to insist that Yacinthos go to the underworld.

What's more, he still had a legitimate reason, but he didn't plan to say it in advance at this moment, and he planned to keep it as a hole card.

Thinking of this, Hades was even in the mood to raise his glass slightly to Jacintos: "But it doesn't make me change my mind."

Yacintos looked indifferent, and smiled at Hades: "So, I will start to understand it."

"..." Hades didn't know what Yacintos was going to say, but the tone of his voice definitely wouldn't make him feel happy.

Jacintos said slowly: "Actually speaking, they are all very simple choices."

"For example, do you want to force me to go to the underworld right now, and get a subordinate who will only fight against you, who just wants to escape and can't help at all, or wait for decades that are just a blink of an eye for the gods, Harvest a subordinate who actively cooperates?"

Before Hades could speak, Jacintos shook his wine glass and said, "Remind me, I am a Spartan, and what Spartans are best at is persistence."

"And I have already escaped from the underworld once, you know I can do it, and I will be more familiar with the escape route after the reconstruction of your underworld is completed. Unless—"

"In order to prevent me from escaping, you are willing to abandon the optimal solution I drew on the drawings."

Impossible, Hades has been a perfectionist in two lifetimes.

The underworld that Hyacinthos remembered in his previous life was the most perfect reconstruction plan after Hades made various adjustments.

Not only did it perfectly solve the problem of traffic congestion, but it also delicately connected every exit to the gate guarded by the bull-headed guards, the ferryman Charon, and the three-headed dog Cerberus, so that no one could bypass it.

It doesn't matter which one or any detail is changed. This is Hades himself, after hundreds of years of field tests, the finalized plan.

Hyacinthos's smooth escape in this life is all thanks to the hype of the bard and the coincidentally collapsed hell gate.

To be honest, until now he has not figured out how, as a dead soul in his previous life, he persuaded Charon to break the rules and ferry him back to the other side, and even got rid of the three-headed dog smoothly.

As expected, Hades' complexion began to turn ugly, Yacintos said softly: "Look, it's another simple multiple-choice question. It's to guard against me. An uncooperative employee escaped from the underworld and abandoned the most perfect reconstruction of the underworld. Plan? Or should we take a step back, you continue to build your underworld, and I, when I die, consciously and cooperatively return to the underworld to help you share the official duties?"

Hades' complexion changed several times wonderfully, and finally said with a half-smile: "Why didn't I see the word 'take a step back'?"

Was he giving in from beginning to end?

Yacintos blinked: "Don't pay attention to these details. The point is that these multiple-choice questions are in front of you. How to choose can be beneficial and harmless. Isn't it very obvious?"

Hades felt that the thickness of this person's face was more obvious: "Don't forget, when you left the underworld, you took the ghost pomegranate with you."

Yacintos didn't change his face: "You gave it to me. Why, now you have regretted it and want to go back?"

"..." How did this man say nothing about being stingy, but every word seems to imply that he is stingy?Hades almost laughed angrily, "I sent you the pomegranate because I was shot by Cupid's arrow. If you stayed in the underworld, the pomegranate would not pose any safety hazards, but now you are a living person with The underworld pomegranate that can send people to the underworld wanders in the world—"

Hardist paused for a moment, feeling that he was also a little excited, and there was so much nonsense, so he said succinctly: "That is not something that human beings should have. The ghost pomegranate should not exist outside the underworld."

He looked at Hyacinthus with some certainty.

The ghost pomegranate can have such a big impact on him, obviously it has been refined.

He didn't believe that Yacintos would be willing to give up that Pomegranate, otherwise the other party would not have known that he would pursue the issue of Pomegranate, and would have taken the Pomegranate with him when he fled.

The choice he gave was also very simple, and the conditions were all on the table: if you want to keep Pomegranate, you must be in the underworld.If you don't want to return to the underworld, you must return the underworld pomegranate.

Choose one of the two, he will always bring one back today, but no matter how Jacintos chooses, it will be his victory.

Hades looked at Jacintos, almost expecting to catch the tangled and contradictory expression on the other's face. However, after looking for a long time, the other party not only did not panic at all, but even lazily rested his chin and leaned lazily on the At the table: "Don't worry, I still have some options here."

Hades: "..."

Where did you get so many multiple choice questions? ?

Yacintos raised a finger and shook it slightly: "First, do you really want to recruit me to be your subordinate after death?"

"Second, if yes, have you considered—" Yacintos paused for a moment, and smiled at Hades with a deep meaning, "As you said yourself, 'as we all know', I am the Empress of the Underworld .Poseidon, Zeus... His Majesty Pluto has many enemies. If I don't have something to hand, what if they use me as a weapon against you? Then you will lose a person who could have devoted himself to you and died in vain. Then the subordinates?"

Hades: "..."

I feel that you are doing your best, trying to piss me off.

The most annoying thing is that the cards Yacintos used to beat his hole cards came from his own mouth.

Hades began to share the same feelings as His Majesty Una who was thousands of miles away: chest tightness, wanting to punch someone.

Obviously, I have invested a lot, and it was supposed to be the time to start enjoying the rewards. When I came back to my senses, I found that I was still investing, and I didn’t know when the time to enjoy the rewards would come.

But Hades seldom took the initiative to go out once, endured the noisy Vulcan couple, and survived the crowded carriage. alright.

At that time, he can assign the priesthood of pain in his charge to Hyacinthus, just to offset Hyacinthus's too deceptive appearance, and make everyone who covets his appearance painful.

Just like the god of sleep can help Tartarus fall into a deep sleep, the law effect of the godhead of pain can even work against the gods, so that the other party can avoid all mad bees and butterflies, and devote their energy to their official duties...

Hades originally wanted to provide Jacintos with a dilemma, but now it is himself who is caught in a dilemma.

Bring Hyacinthus straight back to Hades?No, he could imagine what the other party would do to the underworld, especially when there were so many fans of Hyacinthus in the underworld.

Instead of bringing it back to the underworld, just take away the pomegranate?No, what if Zeus and Poseidon actually come to cause trouble?As far as Jacintos's appearance is concerned, those two people who only think about problems based on their lower body can really let Jacintos go?

Hades' face became darker and darker, and finally he said firmly: "You can keep the pomegranate, but it is not allowed to be used on humans or other non-god creatures."

After thinking about it, the boss, who was worried that his subordinates might be kidnapped in the future, couldn't help but propose: "Have you considered disfiguring yourself?"

"??" Jacintos said in astonishment, "How is it possible? I am such a shameless person."

Hades: "..."

?face?who?you?

…………

Negotiations with Hades ended in a complete victory for Hyacinthus.

Hades' face was dark, and he wanted to shake his sleeves and leave, but before he stood up, and no one was paying attention, Aphrodite, who was already drunk, rushed over, grabbed his sleeve and howled: "You Don't go! Don't go, tell me first, have you given up on Yassin?"

Negotiations with Hyacinthus had consumed most of Pluto's patience. Facing the drunk God of Beauty, he brushed it off with a cold face, no better than dusting off the dust: "Your husband is still here .”

"Does she see me? No!" Hephaestus didn't know if he was poked in the foot, and began to cry like thunder, "Only I am working hard to maintain this marriage, and she wishes I didn't exist !"

Hephaestus followed closely behind his wife, torturing Hades' robe sleeve: "You say, you say, isn't she too much? Why can't I find a lover like Yashin and Aka? With one heart and one mind Treat each other with respect... Woohoo!"

For the sake of Erdent, Hades didn't really want to do anything to Hephaestus. While saving his sleeve, he said casually: "You might as well count on the materials."

It is as impossible to make Aphrodite single-minded as to make Zeus feel unrepentant.

Hephaestus's howling paused for a moment, and then doubled howling: "Materials! Materials! You also said, how many times have I wanted to go to the underworld to dig some ore, but every time I asked the god of sleep to send it to me .Why do you treasure things from the underworld, don’t you? Your two halberds are all materials provided by me out of my own pocket! I’ve lived so long, and I’ve never used materials from the underworld to beat things once..."

As he talked, he went back again: "I have no materials, and I don't have a wife who loves me. Huh, what's the point of me being alive."

Hades: "..."

He raised his head, intending to signal to Yacinthos or Aka who would help drag the drunk away, but when he looked up, he saw Aphrodite also drunkenly torturing Yacintos' sleeve: "You... Why would you rather choose Hephaestus than me? I admit, I’m not as good-looking as you, but, but I’m a beauty god! Can’t you just take a nap? Break up after sleeping, and never pester you... hiccup !"

Aphrodite let out a belch accidentally, and her drunken sluggish reaction made her raise her hand to cover her mouth after belching, shook her head, and took out a stick from her belt for Hades to burp. A particularly familiar thing: "I... I don't believe it, you must have been hit by a lead arrow, so you are hard-hearted. This is... Cupid's golden arrow of love! You have been pierced by it, you must fall in love with me... Why...why can't you get in?"

The invincible God of Cupid's golden arrow was repeatedly lifted by Aphrodite, and pierced Hyacinthus' heart. Not only could it not go deep, but it was rushed a few times, and even sparked a few golden sparks.

It was as if something was covering Hyacinthus's body, preventing the golden arrow of the god of love from piercing in.

"You..." Hades stopped slowly as he pushed Hephaestus away.

Is this also the power of some kind of artifact created by Yacinthos?

Hades suddenly felt that this investment was not such a loss, and the waiting was completely within the acceptable range.

Hyacinthus had encountered this situation before, and Cupid's lead arrows did not work against him either.The only difference between the two is that one goes in and the other doesn't. To be honest, the difference is not that big.

Therefore, he still had time to observe A-Ka's expression, and saw that the other person was staring at the Golden Arrow of the God of Love, his body was tense, his jet-black pupils suddenly spread, and the blackness occupied the entire white of his eyes, until he saw that the Golden Arrow of the God of Love could not penetrate his chest , the body slowly relaxes.

A-Ka relaxed too early, forgetting that his eyes were not quite right.

After meeting Yacintos' eyes with a meaningful smile, he returned a questioning expression, and then his expression tensed, obviously remembering the pupil, and the black covering the white of his eyes suddenly retracted.

"What... what's wrong." A-Ka's always indifferent tone became a little drifting, revealing a guilty conscience.

Yacintos deliberately dragged his tone: "It's nothing, just looking at it casually. You know, when a person is in a daze, his eyes will always subconsciously fall on something, such as beautiful things, or things he likes..."

Hyacinthus was talking, but suddenly stopped.

He said this with the intention of teasing A-Ka and taking a break, but as he spoke, his mind suddenly recalled many images uncontrollably.

For example, when he was still living in a remote courtyard, Aka stood quietly by the rocks covered with weeds.

Under the night, A-Ka lifted up his eyes aimlessly looking at the weeds, and his scattered eyes fell on him, and he regained his focus.

For example, outside the city of Elis, he was saying goodbye to old Earl. He inadvertently looked across the river and saw Aka riding on a high horse slowly cast his gaze at him. Hit the red shadow.

"..." Hyacinthus opened his mouth, and suddenly he didn't know what to say. Suddenly, a piece of the evil taste that he had been harboring was overwhelmed, and a piece of it suddenly collapsed. The bad water in the pool instantly tilted clean, and turned There is a lake with soft blue waves.

So his mouth opened and closed, closed and opened again, and finally said with a gentle smile: "It's nothing, just a daze."

Suspicion quickly flashed across A-Ka's eyes. It was obvious that he had exposed his secrets just now, did he really not see it?

... Forget it, it's a good thing I didn't see it.

Aka regained his composure: "Oh."

"..." Hades watched blankly from the side, and really didn't know how the two of them continued to talk about love amidst the quarrel between the drunken couple.

He looked down at Hephaestus and Aphrodite, who were rolling on the ground, and they were still arguing endlessly:

"You always betray our marriage! You steal people face to face, and everyone in Mount Olympus laughs at our marriage. You are stomping my face on the ground!"

"Then what's the matter! Do you think I want this marriage? It wasn't that you used that broken chair to ask Hera to marry me, and I was married to you by Zeus. Did someone ask me from the beginning to the end if I was happy?" ?”

The endless quarrel suddenly fell silent for a moment, and after a while, Hephaestus whispered: "I will treat you very well after marriage, you..."

Aphrodite said coldly: "Of course, you married the most beautiful god on Mount Olympus, of course you are satisfied. What about me?"

She was forced to marry someone she didn't love as a wife, who knew how she felt when she woke up lying next to Hephaestus.

If you really want to say who is sorry for the other, the two of them are just right, hurting and torturing each other.

The two sat in a corner and looked at each other. After the anger faded away, only fatigue swept over. Hephaestus sat motionless on the ground for a while, raised his big hands, trying to cover his face, but She covered her face but couldn't cover her disabled legs. After a while, she could only lower her arms: "I...I'm sorry."

Aphrodite said lightly: "No need, I know that's the way of the world. At least you are stronger than Zeus and Zeus..."

Aphrodite sneered, not knowing who she was mocking, or the world.

The couple was rarely quiet, each fell into their own sadness, but Hades looked at Hephaestus and touched his empty pockets.

It's all here, it's so rare to go out for a trip, and it's too bad to go back to the underworld without bringing anything.

Hades slowly seduced: "Hephaestus. You said that you want to use the ores of the underworld to make weapons, but I cannot allow these weapons to flow outside the underworld. However, if you are willing to become the god of the underworld, all the minerals in the underworld You can use them as you please. You know, the underworld has the world’s largest mineral resources that have never been exploited. All the resources in the sea controlled by Mount Olympus and Poseidon, as long as you have a word, I can Let Hypnos or Hermes bring it for you."

Drunk, Hephaestus, whose brain is not working very well, looked up blankly, opened his mouth and was stunned: "But... what about Aphrodite?"

Although Aphrodite drank a lot, she still had a sense of crisis: "I... don't want to be the god of the underworld!"

Hades continued to seduce the drunk without any psychological burden: "Actually, the choice in front of you is very simple. It is to divorce Aphrodite, set her free, and at the same time have the source of materials including the underworld." ? Or reluctantly give up the minerals of the underworld, it is impossible to get a piece of slag from the underworld in this life, and continue to torture each other with Aphrodite on Mount Olympus?"

"...??" Jacintos couldn't help but turn around, "You—"

Hephaestus was already crying loudly: "I'm going to the underworld! I'm going to the underworld! This is a divorce, woo Aphrodite, I set you free..."

For the sake of friends, Hyacinthus tried to dissuade Hephaestus. It doesn't matter whether he divorces or not, but he really has to think twice before going to the underworld—but Vulcan just cries loudly, completely He didn't take what Hyacinthus said to heart.

"..." Hyacinthus could only turn back and look at Hades condemningly, "Have you thought about how Hephaestus would feel when he sobered up and knew that he had lost his wife and lost his freedom?"

Hades looked at Jacintos with a half-smile: "You just gave me multiple-choice questions, what do you think?"