[Gintama] The Peerless Good Dad of the Governor

Although it was decided to gather everyone to live together, it was not that easy to do it well, so I procrastinated and prepared for three days, and everyone in the Shinsengumi finally had a decent place to live like before. .Although they were disbanded in name, they have now gathered together again, and everyone unconsciously returned to the life of the former Shinsengumi.

It's just that the task of protecting the people of Edo has become to find the whereabouts of the Omega Sect.

On the morning of the check-in, the team members responsible for purchasing daily necessities made a long list and handed it over to X for confirmation.

Mrs. X sat in front of the desk, looking at the various items listed above, full of doubts.

In addition to the necessary items, there are also some seemingly unknown item names, but it is impossible for the logistics team to list the meaningless items to him.

"Sophie Super Sleep Series"?

"Sophie Daily Use Series"?

What is the use of these two?

Mr. X racked his brains and couldn't figure it out.

Regarding the brand "Sophie", he only knows that it is a product of Tianren. He usually sees TV commercials that say it is a woman's product, but he doesn't understand the purpose at all. It would seem stupid to ask directly... After all, his current identity is Women!Isn't it weird to be a woman and not know anything about femininity?

Forget it, don't worry about it, wait until you see that thing after purchasing, and then study it slowly.

Stretching, Xun felt a little hungry, so he set off to the dining hall, saying that it was a dining hall, of course it couldn't compare with the size of the village, and it could only accommodate a dozen or twenty people to eat at the same time.

As usual, Mrs. X squeezed out two bottles of mayonnaise and poured it on the rice.

Seeing the yellowish oily color, thinking of the taste left in the mouth... X was so moved that he almost burst into tears, and when he was about to eat, the boss interrupted and said.

"X, are you still eating this kind of dog food? If you continue to eat it, no man will really love it. The most terrifying thing is that you have lost your job now, and the deputy chief of the ghost has really become as ugly as a ghost." Deputy Chief."

"How can a man not like a girl? Ordinary people will not understand the charm of a girl! Besides, I haven't touched mayonnaise for a long time!"

"What are you talking about, isn't your tonnage not lost at all? Ah, all the fat on your stomach has come out."

X's face was dark, silently trying to tighten his belly.

At this time, the orangutan came over with his meal.

"Okay, there's nothing you can do about X's body size, so let X's be happy."

"Gorilla, what you said is really simple. Now I am the one who maintains the daily expenses of the breast selection group. If X is allowed to eat mayonnaise as before, the money will not be enough to spend."

"X has been running around for everyone for so long, it's time to reward you. X, you can eat to your heart's content."

X, who was rescued by the orangutan, heaved a sigh of relief, ignored the disgusted Zongzi, and concentrated on enjoying his food.After taking the first bite, X's complexion changed subtly, and after taking a few more bites, he suddenly rushed out covering his mouth.

"Bitch!"

Gorilla was worried and rushed out, the boss felt that something was wrong, so he followed, and saw X squatting by the trash can and vomited out what he had just eaten, his face was livid.

"X, you are really disgusting, everyone is eating!"

X son raised his head and was about to speak, but felt nauseous again.

...Could it be that the mayonnaise just expired?I always feel that the taste is different, and it is disgusting to eat greasy... No, having said that, mayonnaise itself is greasy!So why on earth...

"Hey... Mayonnaise... Did you poison it...? Be honest!"

X son stared at the boss viciously.

"X, how can you slander me for poisoning without evidence? I don't do poisoning! What I take is just laxatives!"

The boss answered honestly.

"Diarrhea... It's not you who are doing it!!"

Mr. X grabbed Mr. Zong's sailor suit, angry and sad at the same time.The mayonnaise that he had been thinking about day and night finally got into his mouth, but because of this fool, he vomited it all out again!

"What, I just decided to wash your stomach with medicine because I was afraid that my son had eaten something bad when he was missing outside, and I was worried about your health."

"No one needs to worry so much!"

All the members of the breast selection team in the dining hall couldn't help but smile knowingly when they saw this long-lost farce.

Three days later—

Xun clutched his shriveled stomach and lay resentfully in the room.

"What are you doing? Why can't I eat for the past few days... Why does my stomach object so strongly to the mayonnaise I eat every day! Just shut up and swallow it? Damn it, why don't you just swallow it? Tell Yamazaki to buy a pack of cigarettes and come back..."

X stood up, pushed open the sliding door, and saw Yamazaki standing outside the door at some point, holding a bowl of dark red soup.

"Yamazaki?"

"Ah, Miss X, I was just looking for you. You haven't eaten well in the past few days, and everyone is a little worried. This is the special sour plum soup from the Yetu clan's ancestors that I bought from the boss. Drinking something sour will help your appetite."

"Sour plum soup?"

Hearing the word "sour", X subconsciously swallowed his saliva.

"Yes, it doesn't matter how much you drink, I will watch over you by the side."

When the boss came to X's room with a small basket of "Sophie" packaged in pink and opened the door, he saw X was drinking sour plum soup. bowl.

"Strange, why do you still want to drink it after drinking it, haha, this sour plum soup is really good."

Hey, hey... No matter how good it is, it's too much to drink the sour plum soup for four people at once! !Deputy Chief, when did you fall in love with this sour thing?Isn't mayonnaise your favorite?Although I said that you can drink as much as you want, but this is not the way to drink it!Just looking at the portion of the soup, the teeth will be sour.

"X...Miss X, if you drink too much sour plum soup...it's...not good..."

"Yamazaki, don't you become so stingy after becoming a girl, it's rare for me to have an appetite for food."

Yamazaki couldn't say anything in his heart, and turned his eyes to the new boss, hoping that the boss could persuade the unrestrained wife.

Ignoring Yamazaki's sight, the boss went straight to X, and threw a pack of "Sophie Daily Use Series" in the basket to X.

"Here, this is for you, pay attention to hygiene when using it, son of a bitch."

X saw a small bag of very girly pink cubes roll in front of him, picked it up and saw that it was the "Sophie" mentioned in the list given by the team members a few days ago.

Through the thin packaging of the small square, you can see that there are about ten pieces inside, which are flat and flat, a bit like high-end facial tissues.This is a must-have for women?

By the way, the boss also reminded him to "pay attention to hygiene when using it". What kind of hygiene is he paying attention to?

Maybe it was because Mr. X looked at it for too long, and even Yamazaki couldn't help asking.

"Miss X...what's the matter with you? Don't you like using this brand?"

I can't say that I'm thinking about where to use this high-grade facial tissue!Wait... Hygienic?Kleenex?

X son had a flash of inspiration and came to an epiphany.That's right, it must be so useful!

He unpacked it leisurely, took out a small bag, then tore open the printed packaging of the small bag, and took out the soft things inside.Although I think the design of this shape and length is too strange for facial tissue, but after all, it is a product of heaven and man, not tailor-made for earth people, so it is understandable.

When rubbing the soup stains left just now on the mouth, you can still smell a fragrance emanating from it.

Looking up again, Xunzi and Yamazaki stared at him with ghostly faces, so weird that they couldn't speak, which made Xunzi feel strongly uneasy.

Could it be... he guessed wrong! ?

"You...why are you looking at me like that?"

"X, can't you? Don't tell me you've never used... a sanitary towel? It's been more than a month since we changed sex! Haven't you ever used the sanitary towel that pure women must use there every month? !?"

The president's exaggerated tone of voice made X's hands break out in cold sweat while holding the "high-grade tissue paper".

The author has something to say:

... Sophie sama, please forgive ME, the weak author (the next seat)