[Gintama] The Peerless Good Dad of the Governor

In the evening, in Gorilla's room, Gorilla was having a serious small meeting face-to-face with Zongzi and Yamazaki.

"So, that relative never visited Mrs. X? Is that so?"

Gorilla crossed his chest and asked solemnly.

"That's right! Gorilla, I suspect Mr. X is messing around outside."

"Eh~~~~~? Mess... Mess around? Deputy chief...? No way?"

Yamazaki screamed in fright at the conclusion of the president, and then realized something was wrong, so he kept silent.After all, this is not something to promote.

"Actually, I don't think it's a big problem... Maybe it's just that the relative was late because of the traffic jam. Boss, don't worry too much, I believe my son will not do such a thing!"

"It's also a girl, orangutan, you also understand the importance of auntie's monthly visits to girls, right? Even if it's just a month and a month, it's a very serious matter, plus X, he actually has every day during this time." I’m vomiting non-stop, what else can this combination be? It’s that, that.”

"...Ah, by the way, speaking of this aspect, it is indeed a bit strange, Miss X likes food related to acid very much now."

"X son must have a man outside! This kind of sow! It's too messy! Don't let him ruin the atmosphere of the breast selection group!!"

"As the oiran of the "Small Girl Club", I think Ms. Zongzi is the same in this regard..."

"Yamazaki, what did you just say? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you because it was too quiet."

"No...nothing!"

Gorilla thought for a moment, stood up, and ended the secret meeting.

"Okay, don't talk about it. In short, I will take X to the hospital for an examination tomorrow morning."

The next day.

"Why do I have to go to the hospital for an examination for such a reason!!"

"It doesn't matter if this kind of thing doesn't come! Anyway, I don't plan to be a woman for the rest of my life! Rather than wasting time on inspections, it's better to spend time looking for the whereabouts of those perverts."

Sitting on a bench in the waiting room of the hospital, Mrs. X complained softly.

"Sister! It's just a small inspection, and everyone just wants to know the results of the inspection, so be sure. Don't you think you have been acting strange recently? The team members are very concerned about your physical condition, do you care? Find a way to work hard. You don’t want others to worry, do you?”

Mr. X thought that he really didn't know what was wrong with him, so he didn't say anything more.He happened to be wondering why he became so strange, so let's take this opportunity to find out about his body.

"...Since everyone is here...well, let's listen to you, Gorilla."

"That's right! Son, no matter what the test result is, I will support you! ... And that good man who was chosen by your wise eyes."

"Hehe, Gorilla, what are you talking about?"

Feeling inexplicable to these words, X thought that the orangutan was joking again, so he just smiled and didn't care.

Soon it was X's turn, and after following a nurse away, Ape stayed where he was with a complicated expression.

Not long after, Zongzi and Yamazaki also arrived, and the three of them sat on the same bench waiting for the doctor's verdict with different thoughts.

When Mr. X opened the door and came out, he saw that the orangutan was lying on the boss's shoulder with a handkerchief wiping his tears. The boss patted the orangutan on the back, and Yamazaki looked at him with tears in his eyes. Turning his head away, he looked like he didn't know what to say.

……

X's heart was like a bolt from the blue, and his face turned gray.

Could it be... Could it be that I have some incurable disease, that's why the apes are crying so sadly?

"You... what's wrong with you? Did the doctor say something?"

"...Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, take good care of your health from now on..."

Gorilla rushed over, hugged X and cried hard, the sense of ominousness in X's heart became more serious, and even brought him into a panic.

"...Hey, what's the matter...Come on, everything is fine, tell me?"

"Bitch... hiss (snot)... you're going to be a mommy... that's great... hiss (snot)..."

"What, so you're just being a mommy... huh...?"

"Huh? Wait, wait a minute... What is it, Dang, Dangdang is mommy?!"

At this time, the boss came over and patted X on the shoulder as a gesture of comfort.

"It's been a month since the child is a month old, so congratulations. Mrs. X, I wish you to find the father of the child as soon as possible, and let the two of you live happily with the baby! Don't worry about the chest selection group. There are me and Gorilla Take care, everything will be fine."

Cold sweat broke out on X's forehead.

Wait, why did he somehow become a mother?Pregnancy is not something women should do...

No, he is now a woman's body!

By the way, when Takasugi Shin helped that bastard imprison him, he did such and such perverted things to him...

Shinsuke Takasugi (♂)...

And the current self (♀)...

It is not inexplicable at all! !And the timing fits perfectly!

Thinking of this, X's whole body was almost drenched in cold sweat, and his eyes were hollow and frightening.

Feeling the trembling of the son he was hugging, the orangutan opened the distance, looked up and down at the son who was clearly out of order, and asked questions with concern.

"X, what's the matter with you? Why is your whole body shaking... Hiss (snot sniffing)... Is there any discomfort?"

Mr. X pushed away the gorilla, ran all the way into the consultation room, and asked excitedly to the chief doctor who had just examined him.

"Hey, doctor! Is it possible to have an abortion? Hey, is it possible? Please, I need an operation! As soon as possible!"

Who knew that this gentle-looking chief doctor suddenly lost his temper, dropped the medical record card he was checking in his hand with a "slap", knocked on the table and said angrily.

"What are you talking about?! I hate an irresponsible woman like you the most! Since you don't want to be a mother, don't be merciful! I really feel sorry for the child in your womb. In the world, I didn’t expect such a cruel mother to exist in today’s society! Does the child’s father know?”

Intimidated by the aura of the head doctor who was almost crazy, the wife stuttered even when she was lying.

"...D-Of course I know!...This, this is something that can't be helped, who told us that our family is too poor...the child was born and didn't have enough to eat. Please! Doctor, you don't want our whole family to starve to death Bar?"

The chief doctor looked at Mrs. X suspiciously, and finally let go after confirming that Mrs. X's eyes did not seem to be lying.

"...Alright then! If that's the case, I'll help you."

After receiving the doctor's help, X son breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, his deception skills did not regress.

"Thank you, doctor..."

That's right, who wants to give birth to that bastard's child! !How could his majestic deputy leader of the Shinsengumi give birth to the enemy?

"Tomorrow afternoon, you can bring the child's father. I will watch the two of you sign the consent form together, and then arrange surgery for you."

X opened his mouth, but couldn't speak.

Damn it... He actually forgot that the hospital has this regulation! !

The orangutan who chased in just heard the doctor's words and seemed confused.

"Signature? What signature? Now, bitch, what did you just talk to the doctor about?"