God is poisonous

Although Tumi's frantic tossing angered Long Yan, but in the end, Lei Yi was spared his death penalty because the final effect was actually an assist, and changed to lead the newcomer team of the club for a month.

Tumi thought that Lei Yi was giving him a break. At that time, he hadn't realized how unnatural and inhuman the Newbie Group was, but when he realized it, it was too late.

[Guild] Only Yu Zun can't laugh in front of you: You dare to provoke Yu Shengyan's temper, you are really a weirdo.

[Guild] Tumi: There is nothing to be afraid of when Yu Shengyan smokes. When you see the Queen, you call Your Majesty, when you see Yujie, you call Your Highness, and when you see a loli, you call: Come on, give me a kiss, MUA!

[Guild] Impure Little Chunjie: She really is so perverted!

[Guild] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: stop talking to me, are you going to marry or not?

[Guild] Tumi: Don't marry.

[Guild] Gloomy Moonlight: Goddesses are forcing marriages to this point, you just shrink your head and lie down and pass, why are you pretending to be reserved!

[Guild] Tumi: Well... Actually, I also have intimacy phobia.

[Guild] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: get out!

Being very bored on Sunday night, Lei Yi ran to the court to fight heartily, and finally vented all the depression accumulated these days.

Both friends and foes on the court were deeply shocked by the aura he exuded.

The cheerleaders outside the field were spontaneous and enthusiastic, making this dormitory pastime match the atmosphere of a star exhibition game.

The captain of the school basketball team who came to watch worriedly asked: Did Lei Yi break up with his girlfriend?

Lu Ling shook his head and said: No, it hasn't started yet.

team leader:-_-!

As soon as the whistle sounded, Lei Yi wiped his sweat and ran back to the chair to start filling himself with water. Lu Ling moved to the side in disgust, and threw a towel over.

With such a small gesture, the men and women who watched the excitement on the sidelines all cast meaningful glances.

"If you have the guts to throw a towel, why don't you have the guts to wipe it off?" Seeing this scene, Lei Yi's bad taste burst out instantly.

"Forgive me, there are a lot of people waiting to wipe it for you." Lu Ling pointed his hand towards the cheerleaders outside the field, "Seeing this kind of formation, do you feel that you are too inferior to be a fan?"

"I'm so good, if I don't get involved in the basics, I'd be a waste of talent." Lei Yi spread his hands generously: "I'm in a hurry recently, you can come and harass me at will. Don't worry, I will be very gentle when I attack you .”

"Forget it, as long as I get a little closer to you, countless eyes will immediately focus on my chrysanthemum." Lu Ling took a sip of water and sighed, "The safety factor of men nowadays is really too low. Facing the temptation of women, on the other hand, you have to resist the harassment from other men.”

Lu Ling has been spending so much time in the game recently that he has no time to toss himself, the tail of his hair is too long covering his face, the corners of his eyes and eyebrows are all frivolous and unruly.

Lei Yi has always been easily attracted by dazzling things, but for Lu Ling, he just lacks the urgency to keep it for himself.

"Lu Ling, why don't I call you?" Lei Yi collapsed on the chair, raised his head and took several deep breaths, "You are right in front of me, why am I so lazy to reach out?"

"Because it's too easy for you, there is no challenge at all." Lu Ling replied calmly, "Thank you, if you are too lazy to reach out, don't stretch out your hand. Let the snow cover the world."

"The snow is all over the country..." Lei Yi smiled wryly, "This person is not such a harm."

"You're Lei Yi, you can't get what you want." Lu Ling was obviously afraid that Lei Yi would really be interested in him, so he quickly diverted his attention.

"What if he's not worth my trouble?"

"That's because you haven't seen him before, otherwise you will definitely have an impulse."

"Oh, have you seen it?"

"I've seen photos, but I haven't seen live ones."

"Then are you impulsive?"

"..." Lu Ling had a bitter face, "Boss, don't break me like that, I'm a straight man!"

Lei Yi: ...

Last night, I made an agreement with Xueman Jiangshan to fight Xiqiao Yanliu again. After playing basketball and returning to court, Lei Yi wanted to go straight to the bathroom to take a shower and then go online. I didn't expect those buddies who were abused on the court to come to the door together. When he came to apply for a discussion, he had no choice but to let Lu Ling take the blame first, and rushed to the bathroom by himself.

"Boss, you can't be so shameless!" Shao Hang, also known as the dark moonlight in the game, was sitting with a serious face at the moment, "This is a man's game, and you choose to escape!"

"I escape? Okay, today I will accompany you to fight to the end." You can say anything to Lei Yi, challenge his authority as the boss and bloody as a man?no!

So this group of bloody and passionate men started fighting the landlords in a pile of three with the stinky sweat after exercise. (The author messed up: It really is a man's game... -_-!)

"Wahhaha! Boss, you are scared! Fighting, I can't play cards, you can't!" Shao Hang threw the cards on the table, announcing that the battle ended with Lei Yi's complete defeat.

"Grass, I'm willing to bet and admit defeat, what do you think?" Shao Hang and Lu Ling's united front attacked Lei Yi alone, and today's character reverse explosion card is so stinky, even the gods can't stand it.

Shao Hang said seriously: "Choose, the truth or the big risk."

Lei Yi's face was filled with black lines. Is this how the bets for Landlords are calculated?This one looks like a string!

"Why are you in a daze, choose quickly."

"big Adventure."

"Okay, go online and confess your love to Xuemanjiangshan, we are optimistic about you." It turns out that the two guys have colluded and are here to wait for him.

"Is it okay to choose the truth instead?"

"I've changed from eating meat to being a vegetarian these days, are you still thinking about Styx?"

"Day! I'm going to confess my love." Lei Yi threw down his cards and went straight to the computer.

[Private chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: Why did you come so late?I thought you weren't coming.

At this moment, it was more than two hours late for the meeting with them yesterday, and it was a miracle that Xue Manjiangshan was still waiting for him online.

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: This... I have been delayed by something, hehe.Master, where are you? I have something to tell you.

Lei Yi smiled sinisterly in front of the computer, saying it was a confession, but there was no regulation on which account to use to confess, using the OT little princess to log in, the snow is full of Jiangshan, and it is likely to be regarded as coquettish, and the goosebumps are over after shaking.

Seeing that the well-arranged good show was destroyed by Lei Yi in an instant, the few people who were waiting to watch the good show all had constipated faces.

[Private chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: I have something to say later, come to Xiqiao first to complete the task.

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: Oh.

A few boring people, of course, would not stand by and wait for them to detour in the underground prison, desperately urging Lei Yi to confess his love immediately.

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Don't worry, I've already followed the violations on this map, it's right to follow me.

The snow-covered figure ran nimbly in the dark ice-blue light of the water prison, turned left, abducted, went uphill, downhill, turned on the switch, dodged rolling stones... and then returned to the original place.

The group of four behind them looked puzzled.

Lei Yi comforted: He is creating an atmosphere.

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Oh, those three Buddha statues are on the right, we have to run west.

The snow-covered figure ran nimbly in the dark ice-blue light of the water prison, turned left, abducted, went uphill, downhill, turned on the switch, dodged rolling stones... and then returned to the original place.

The group of four behind them began to petrify.

Lei Yi comforted: He is brewing an atmosphere.

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: There must be something wrong.

[Team] OT Little Princess: You said we should go west, but why did you keep taking me in the opposite direction?

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Left west and right east, that's right.

[Team] OT Little Princess: Have you... corrected your direction?

A moment of silence.

When the 3D game characters move, the direction of the small map is also moving. It is rare to encounter a 180-degree turn when moving forward normally, but in this narrow small maze, the map often flips, so when walking the maze, you must always Correct direction.Is this the reason why Dare Qingxue Man Jiangshan suddenly became crazy when he entered the maze?

The group of four cracked behind them.

Lei Yi completely collapsed.

He refreshed the worldview of Xuemanjiangshan, and Xuemanjiangshan refreshed his lower limit.

[Team] OT Little Princess: Master, you should follow me.

System: You are gently holding Snow Man Jiangshan's hand.

The master and apprentice set off again, this time the loli swordsman was in front, followed by the glamorous female swordsman in purple.

The water at the bottom of the lake was shimmering, like a hazy blue halo covering the two of them.

"Meat...I smell...fresh flesh and blood..." The moment Flesh Walker, the boss of the water dungeon at the bottom of the lake, emerged from the corner, Xue Man Jiang Shan let go of his hand, fell on the wall, and jumped three times with light kung fu Flying to the back of the BOSS, when he opened his move, it was like a whirlwind, and the fight was like a flowing cloud and flowing water.

How can a level 60 boss be an opponent of a level 90 swordsman, the snow is full of swords, and the flesh and blood walker reported to the king of Hades without nostalgia.

"Boss, are you still confessing your love? If you can't speak again, just switch to the truth!" Shao Hang urged helplessly.

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Come here to trade, and a piece of armor that you can use has been produced.

[Team] OT Little Princess: Oh yeah!Master is amazing, I love you so much!

System: You gently hug the snowy mountains and rivers.

Time seemed to be cut off at this moment, Xue Man Jiangshan was hugged by him without any reaction, it was hard to see whether he was angry or happy.

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Princess, let's dissolve the master-student relationship.

Lei Yi's heart suddenly sank.

All the onlookers expressed their bewilderment at the same time.

[Team] OT Little Princess: Why?

[Team] Xuemanjiangshan: I will pay you the compensation for the termination of the relationship, and I will still let Violation and Yushengyan take you to level up and copy in the future.

[Team] OT Little Princess: You haven't answered me why, what did I do wrong?

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: You are right, but I don't want you to come close to me again.

Why doesn't he reject me?

That means you two are not close enough!He thinks you will never get into that circle, so it doesn't matter at all.

But at this moment, Xue Man Jiang Shan said that he didn't want you to come close to me again.

Lei Yi was taken aback, and almost laughed out loud on the spot.

[Team] OT Little Princess: The world is full of snow, you don't really like me, do you?